Utterance,Sentiment also I be the point person on my company ’s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system .,neutral you must ’ve have your hand full .,neutral that I do . that I do .,neutral so let ’s talk a little bit about your duty .,neutral my duty ? all right .,positive "now you ’ll be head a whole division , so you ’ll have a lot of duty .",neutral I see .,neutral but there ’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on they .,neutral good to know .,neutral we can go into detail,neutral no do n’t I beg of you !,negative "all right then , we ’ll have a definite answer for you on Monday , but I think I can say with some confidence , you ’ll fit in well here .",neutral really ? !,positive absolutely . you can relax,neutral but then who ? the waitress I go out with last month ?,positive you know ? forget it !,negative "no - no - no - no , no ! who , who be you talk about ?",positive "no , I - I - I - I do not , I actually do not know",negative ok !,neutral "all right , well ...",neutral "yeah , sure !",neutral "hey , Mon .",neutral hey - hey - hey . you wanna hear something that suck .,neutral do I ever .,positive Chris say they ’re close down the bar .,negative no way !,positive "yeah , apparently they ’re turn it into some kinda coffee place .",neutral just coffee ! where be we go to hang out now ?,negative got I .,negative can I get a beer .,neutral "hey , do you pick a roommate ?",neutral you betcha !,positive be it the italian guy ?,neutral "um - mm , yeah right !",positive "oh my God , oh my god ! Poor Monica !",positive "what , what , what ? !",positive what ? !,positive he be with she when he write this poem .,neutral "look , ' my vessel so empty with nothing inside .",neutral "now that I have touch you , you seem emptier still . '",neutral "he think Monica be empty , she be the empty vase !",positive "oh , totally . oh , God , oh , she seem so happy too .",negative do .,neutral hey !,positive hi !,positive what be you do here ?,positive "ah y'know , this building be on my paper route so I ...",neutral oh .,neutral hi .,neutral hi .,neutral how ’d do it go ?,neutral "oh well , the woman I interview with be pretty tough , but y'know thank God Mark coach I , because once I start talk about the fall line , she get all happy and would not shut up .",positive I ’m so proud of you .,positive I too !,positive "listen , I ’m ah , I ’m sorry I ’ve be so crazy and jealous and , it ’ just that I like you a lot , so ...",negative I know .,neutral yeah .,neutral yeah .,neutral Ameri - can .,neutral Ameri - ccan .,neutral Ameri - can . y'know it ’ a,neutral everybody ! !,positive good job Joe ! well do ! top notch !,positive you like it ? you really like it ?,positive "oh - ho - ho , yeah !",positive which part exactly ?,neutral the whole thing ! can we go ?,neutral "oh no - no - no , give I some specific .",negative "I love the specific , the specific be the good part !",positive "hey , what about the scene with the kangaroo ? do - do you like that part ?",neutral I be surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic .,positive you fall asleep ! !,negative there be no kangaroo !,negative they do not take any of my suggestion !,negative that ’s for come buddy .,neutral I ’ll see you later .,neutral do n’t go !,negative I ’m sorry .,negative I ’m so sorry !,negative look !,positive this guy fall asleep !,negative he fall asleep too !,negative be mad at he !,negative "or , call an ambulance .",negative "okay , look , I think we have to tell Rachel she mess up her dessert .",neutral "what ? ! what be with everybody ? it ’ Thanksgiving , not ... truth - Day !",negative "yes , and it be my die wish to have that ring .",neutral "see , if I ’m not bury with that ring then my spirit be go to wander the nether world for all eternity",neutral "okay , that ’ enough honey !",neutral I do not know . let I see the ring .,neutral "great ! okay , here .",positive all right .,neutral thank you . thank you . thank you ! and,positive what have you be up to ?,neutral "oh , you know , the usual , teach aerobics , party way too much .",neutral "oh , and in case you be wonder , those be my leg on the new James Bond poster .",neutral can you hold on a moment ? I have another call . I love she .,positive I know .,neutral I be back .,neutral "so , be we go to get together or what ?",neutral "um , absolutely . uh , how 'bout tomorrow afternoon ? do you know uh , Central Perk in the Village , say , five - ish ?",neutral "great , I will see you then .",neutral ok . ok . have a phone have finally pay off .,positive "even though you do do a good Bob impression , I be thinkin ' when she see you tomorow , she be probably go to realize , "" hey , you be not Bob . """,neutral "I be hope that when Bob do not show up , she will seek comfort in the open arm of the wry stranger at the next table .",neutral oh my god . you be pure evil .,negative "ok , pure evil , horny and alone . I have do this",negative nobody !,negative nobody respect the bucket !,negative you would not believe what people put in here !,negative look !,negative "okay , do this look like a garbage can to you ?",negative no .,neutral this be my wedding .,neutral "all right , y’know what ? we really be late ! let ’s go ! let ’s go ! let ’s go ! !",negative fine . you’ll - you’ll watch it on video when we get back .,neutral here you go Phoebe ! here you go Phobo ! Phewbedo ! Phaybobo .,positive thank you .,neutral thank you .,neutral "all right , let ’s go ! Bye , Pheebs !",positive "Bye , Pheebs !",positive London baby ! !,positive "oh , do you need a hug ? you do not have to bring I anything !",positive hey !,neutral hey ! so Estelle line up a bunch of audition for I tomorrow and I ’ll have my health insurance back in no time .,positive "that ’ great , but should not you be on the toilet right now ?",negative what ? !,positive what ’ wrong with you ?,negative nothing !,neutral "well , I - I get this blind pain in my stomach when I be lift weight before , then I uh pass out and uh , have not be able to stand up since .",negative "but um , I do not think it ’ anything serious .",neutral this sound like a hernia . you have to — you - you go to the doctor !,positive "no way ! ' kay look , if I have to go to the doctor for anything it ’s go to be for this thing stick out of my stomach !",negative that ’ a hernia .,negative why do I have to start work out again ? damn you 15s !,negative I love your place ! where be this guy from ?,positive uh that ’ an eighteenth century indian artifact from Calcutta .,neutral "oh wow ! so , you ’re more than just dinosaur .",positive so much more .,neutral "well , well to sum up , we ’re have fun , you look young .",neutral okay,neutral but that ’s not enough . so … so … here ’ a key to my apartment .,neutral really ? !,positive really .,neutral you do not think this be too fast .,neutral get out !,negative "Ross , can I talk to you for a minute ?",neutral "yes , please ! so , what be go on ?",neutral "uh , well ... Joey and I break up .",negative "oh my God , wh - what happen ?",positive "Joey be a great guy , but we be just ... so different ! I mean , during your speech he keep laugh at homo erectus !",negative I know that be he !,negative "anyway I just , uh , I think it be for the good .",negative "hey , you ok ?",neutral I guess .,negative there be hum ... there be another reason that I think it be time to end it with Joey .,neutral I start to realize that I be have feeling for someone else .,neutral "Ok Geller . last day of the conference , you know what happen to the keynote speaker .",neutral "oh , professor Clerk we be kind of in the middle of a conversation , here .",neutral "yeah , can you guy just throw he in the pool later ?",neutral or we could throw you both in,positive "ok , gentleman !",negative please !,negative be not we a little old for this ?,negative "I mean , we be scientist , right ?",neutral we be academic .,negative and most importantly I ... you - you will have to catch we first .,positive "GO , GO , GO !",positive "go , go , go !",positive "oh yeah , now everybody want to be under this hat !",positive Oy ! !,negative what ’ with all this sand ?,positive "oh , yeah , Bob say there might be flood damage .",neutral "yeah , either that , or he have a really big cat .",neutral "okay , see that blind guy right there ? I be go to bash his head in later .",negative "oh umm , my big scene be come up . big scene come up .",positive "if you say , "" big lima bean , bubble up . "" would she understand the difference ?",neutral Rach ? what be you do ?,neutral "oh boy , I just can not watch . it be too scary !",negative it be a diaper commercial .,neutral "oh yeah well , you know I , baby , responsibility , ahhh ! ! !",negative pizza delivery !,positive I will get it ! I will get that !,positive hi !,positive hi !,positive "hey , you wanna get something to eat or uh , do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth ? Huh ?",neutral "uhh , the ball thing .",neutral yeah ?,neutral "hey Ross , would not it be great if we could go two straight hour without drop it ? !",positive "uhh ,",neutral okay !,positive uh - oh .,negative what ?,neutral I have to pee . and Rachel 's in the bathroom !,negative "man , I do not think we be go to make it !",positive "I know ! do not switch hand , okay ?",negative hey .,neutral hey !,neutral how do it go with Erin ?,neutral "oh , unbelievable ! we have the good time !",positive "yay ! ! oh so , you ’re not , you ’re not mad at we anymore ?",positive no !,positive no !,positive no !,positive you guy be totally right !,positive this be so much well than the first time we go out .,positive y’know ?,neutral "that be so awkward , we be really nervous .",neutral do n’t you sleep together ?,neutral "yeah , that really calm I down .",neutral and !,positive we have so much in common !,positive "she love sandwich , sport , although she be a Met fan , not much of an issue now but if we be ever to have kid , well that ’ a",positive "oh my god ! listen to you talkin ' about have kid . oh my Joey . oh , please do not get marry before I do .",positive okay .,neutral how do she do that ?,positive I can not sleep in a public place .,neutral would you look at she ? she be so peaceful .,positive oh ! what what what ! ... hi .,positive "it be okay , y'know , you just nod off again .",neutral what be go on with you ?,positive I get no sleep last night !,negative why ?,neutral "my grandmother have this new boyfriend , and they be both kind of insecure in bed .",negative "oh , and deaf .",neutral "so they be constantly , like , have to reassure each other that they be have a good time .",neutral you have no idea how loud they be !,negative "well , if you want , you can stay with Rachel and I tonight .",neutral thank .,positive ew ! what be that ? something explode !,negative "it be just her water breaking . calm down , will you ?",neutral "water breaking , what do you mean ? what be that , water breaking ?",positive "breathe , breathe , breathe .",neutral "be you insane ? I mean Joey , be go to kill you , he ’s actually go to kill you dead .",positive okay ! you do not think I think of that ?,negative how can you not know which one ?,positive I mean that ’ unbelievable .,positive "I mean , be it Gina ?",neutral which one be Gina ?,neutral "dark , big hair , with the airplane earring .",neutral "no , no , no , that ’ Dina .",neutral "you see you can not tell which one be which either , dwha ! !",positive "I do n’t know , you think ' see you Saturday ' be funny .",neutral "look honey , Mark be in fashion okay , I like have a friend that I can share this stuff with .",neutral you guy would never want to go to a lecture with I .,neutral pa - haa ! ! I would love to go with you .,positive really ! ?,positive "yeah , hey I - I have clothe , I even pick they out .",neutral "I mean for , for all you know I could be a fashion ..... monger .",neutral "okay . honey , I would love for you to go with I . what ?",positive "what should I wear , now I ’m all nervous .",negative ": I know , we do it ! ! hey , that be incredible , huh ? !",positive "I know , it be amazing ! I mean , we totally nail it , it be beautiful .",positive ": thank you , listen , thank a lot Tribbiani , . oh my God , look at the time , I get to catch the bus to the ball .",positive "oh well , okay , good luck .",positive : yeah .,neutral unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again ? or - or the Tango ?,neutral ": Ahh , thank but no . you see I - I think I ’m ready to dance with girl .",neutral okay .,neutral : yeah .,neutral go get ' em Treeger .,neutral ": right . hey , ahh , you wanna come ? Marge have a girlfriend .",neutral really ?,positive ": yeah , you could dance real good with she , she ’s the same size as I .",neutral "no , I ’m good .",neutral "oh God , this be so nerve wracking ! how - how do you do this ?",positive "well , unfortunately , I do not get many callback so",neutral be it a good sign that they ask we to hang around after the audition ?,positive who know ?,neutral "okay uh , we have narrow it down to Raymond , Ben , Kyle , and Joey . the rest of you , thank you very much .",neutral yes ! ! I know it ! ! Bye - bye ! so long ! later !,positive oh this be great ! I might actually get to play Ben 's dad !,positive yeah !,positive "actually , that can not happen .",neutral "yeah because you all have such different look , we be put you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben .",neutral so it will be either you two or you two .,neutral "man , this be go to be kinda weird .",negative "yeah , it be .",neutral "no , we - we're go to be like good friend , that be why it be go to be weird .",neutral "okay , come on , I can not get marry until I get something old , something new , something borrow , and something blue .",negative "okay , all right , all right , all right ! okay ! okay , here be something , here be something blue and new .",positive please !,negative be you kid ?,negative "I - I hurt three huge man , I give a guy a bloody nose — I mean i - I’m not proud of it but , I really be .",negative "and it ’ all because of you , wonderful , amazing you .",positive I think you ’ve get concussion .,negative "no , no , I ’m serious . thank you .",positive you ’re welcome . I ’m sorry . do I hurt you ?,negative "it ’ worth the pain . y’know what , you know what ? it ’ not .",negative wow ! that Mike thing be interesting ! I do not know what be go to happen with Phoebe and David .,positive "I do ! want a hint ? huh ? "" I do "" "" I do "" .",positive "ok , I be sense that this be some kind of word play , because you be pink with barely control glee .",neutral David be go to propose to Phoebe .,positive what ? why ?,positive "Chandler , we have talk about this .",negative you be not suppose to give people advice !,negative now could not you just have make some sort of inappropriate joke ?,negative I,neutral they have only be go out for a few week and Phoebe be completely hang up on Mike !,negative "she will say "" no "" , David 's heart will be break , it will be too hard for they to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone",negative "Man , that be some",positive "oh , that be not what you want ...",neutral "this be my father , Paul Stevens . Dad , this be Ross Geller .",neutral it - it ’ great to meet you Paul .,positive I usually prefer Elizabeth ’s boyfriend to address I as Mr. Stevens .,neutral "of course , of course , Mr. Stevens .",neutral "so Ross , what your problem ?",negative eh - wh — excuse I ?,positive why can not you get a girlfriend your own age ?,negative that ’ funny . Umm … . it ’ not funny .,negative I,neutral okay .,neutral "I can , I can see that .",neutral "Umm , but I think if you give I umm , one chance I can , I can change your mind .",negative okay .,neutral what ?,neutral okay . I ’ll give you one chance to change my mind . you get one minute .,negative daddy !,positive "oh well , it ’ not on tv yet .",neutral "well , then it ’ not on the wall yet .",neutral "okay , fine , I will bring you a tape , huh ?",neutral "so umm , now do you have any of Matt Lauer ’s clothe here ? maybe ? just one that have not be clean yet ?",neutral Ooooohh !,positive "oh yeah , I be sure . and all of a sudden his hand be not the problem anymore .",neutral be it ... ?,positive "oh , boy scout could have camp under there .",neutral """ Ooo , "" what ?",positive Uma Thurman .,neutral oh !,positive the actress !,positive Thanks Rach .,neutral so what be you go to do ?,positive you have to tell she !,positive you have to tell she !,positive "it be your moral obligation , as a friend , as a woman , I think it be a feminist issue !",negative guy ?,negative guy ?,negative "oh , yeah , you have to tell she .",neutral feminist issue . that be where I go !,neutral she be go to hate I .,negative "yeah , well ...",neutral will you marry I ?,negative it ’ the big night ! we want to wish you good luck !,positive "yeah , yeah you have the ring ?",neutral "yeah , right here in my pocket . Pheebs ?",neutral oh ! oop !,positive "okay , now will you guy get out of here ? I want this be to be a surprise and she ’s go to know .",neutral yeah - yeah you guy . get out of here !,neutral hi guy .,neutral you be beautiful .,positive "oh , thank you ! what ’s go on ?",positive we ’re just really … very excited about this charity event that we have to go to .,neutral "okay umm , Ross ?",neutral "I'm - I'm really warm , so I be go to be take off my sweater .",neutral "now , I be just let you know that this be",neutral Yep ! that be hilarious !,positive I be sorry . I be do . I be do .,neutral "y'know , last night be embarrassing for you too .",neutral "no , not really . I mean you have see I naked hundred of time .",neutral uh - huh . but it be a first for the rest of my building .,neutral "okay . all right , that be true ! but y'know I just do not embarrass that easily .",neutral what ? ! you totally get embarrassed !,positive "no , I do not ! Ross , I think I be just a more secure person than you be .",neutral be that so ?,neutral yeah .,neutral hey lady ! I do not care how much you want it ! okay ? ! I be,negative I can not believe it !,positive I do it !,positive I ride a bike !,positive I never think I ’d be able to do that !,positive thank you Ross .,positive "oh hey , do not thank I , thank yourself . you ’re the one who face her fear and ultimately overcome they .",positive "hey , both you guy should be up there with I .",neutral "I mean , you two be - be my … I mean , I ’m lucky to have just one good",neutral thank man .,neutral I get to go check something over here .,neutral what a baby .,negative total wuss !,negative "okay , we have a lot of option here , a number of prototype for you to try on .",neutral wow ! this look great !,positive "yeah ! okay , this one be a mushroom cap . Umm , this one be make of bologna .",positive and - and - and - and - and the toothpick ?,negative you kiss another woman !,negative call it even ? !,neutral okay !,positive "well , I ’m go to go get these in some water .",neutral wait you stole those from these people ’s wedding ?,positive "no - no , I take they from the hotel lobby .",neutral "yeah , they think they can charge I for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nut , they get another think come .",negative hey !,positive my sweater !,positive I ’ve be look for this for like a month !,positive oh my God ! !,positive oh my God !,positive happy ? ! be that what I ’m suppose to be Vic ? happy ?,negative "well , why do not you tell I what you ’re suppose to be !",negative Huh ?,positive because I sure as hell can not figure it out !,negative I talk to you and nothin’ .,negative "you look at I , and it ’ nothin’ .",negative nothing .,negative "Tasty ! I ’m really start to feel like you guy have a history , it’s - it ’ nice .",positive I have a question about this scene .,neutral yes ?,neutral "well , I do not understand why Adrienne ’s attract to Victor .",negative "peel the onion . first of all , he ’ good look .",neutral yeah .,neutral I think my character ’s go to need a little bit more of reason than that .,neutral "oh , hey , how about this one .",neutral "ah , it ’s say so in the script !",negative "y'know ah , I - I do not know why my character like you either , I mean it say in the script here that you ’re a bitch .",negative it do not say that in the script .,negative it do in mine !,negative I can n’t,negative yeah ! you get to tell a girl before you tape she . such a rookie mistake .,negative y’know who have a great video camera ?,neutral Greg and Jenny ?,neutral do you still wanna call ' em ? I wanna call ' em .,neutral let ’s call ' em .,neutral yeah ! ask they if they bring their friend any souvenir !,positive hello ? Eighth street deli ?,neutral "hey , hang up ! you get food poisoning just talkin ' to that place .",negative "uh sorry , wrong number .",negative here you go .,neutral hello ? it ’ the deli again !,positive all right ! I ’ll have a sandwich !,positive I do not think this number ’s right !,negative oh come on ! !,negative "get to go . I miss you too , I love you , but it be get real late now",negative "hey Ma . listen , I make the appointment with Dr. Bazida , and ... excuse I ? do you know this be not Ma ?",positive her name 's Ronni . she be a pet mortician .,neutral sure . so how long you been ...,neutral "remember when you be a little kid , I use to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ship ?",neutral since then ? !,positive "no , it be only be six year .",neutral I just want to put a nice memory in your head so you would know that I be not always such a terrible guy .,neutral ... Joe .,neutral y'ever be in love ?,neutral ... I d'know .,neutral then y'haven't . you be burn your tomato .,neutral you be one to talk .,negative "Joe , your dad be in love big time . and the bad part of it be , it be with two different woman .",neutral oh man . please tell I one of them be Ma .,negative "of course , course one of them 's Ma . what be the matter with you .",positive "everything ’s go to be all right . okay , Dick ?",neutral "hello , I be Guru Saj -- Whoa ! ! that ’s suppose to be a duck right ? ' cause otherwise , this be waaay out of my league .",positive "hey , Rach , how be work ?",neutral "oh , great . although I do sit down where there be n’t a chair .",neutral "by the way , Ross drop by a box of your stuff .",neutral "oh , well , I guess I have that one come .",neutral "I ’m just go to throw it out , it ’ probably just a bunch of shampoo and ...",neutral something wrong ?,neutral no . nothing .,neutral "and then , and then you say that thing about , about bring the Mesozoic era in the 21st century .",neutral "yeah , that be it ?",positive yeah .,neutral "Dude , I be sorry about what I say !",negative "no , no , you ’re right , it be a ridiculous name !",negative it ’ not that bad .,neutral "yes it be ! from now on , I have no first name .",negative "so , you ’re just Bing ?",neutral because we win our apartment back !,positive "what ? Ace be high ! Jack , queen , king , ace !",positive "no ! Ace be low ! Ace , two , three , four !",negative I do n’t know . Ooh ! Ooh ! look it ! ah - ha !,positive "all right , cut , let ’s pick again , pick again .",neutral okay .,neutral come on apartment ! come on apartment ! oh ! I know queen be high !,negative "uh - huh , not as high as … it work ! king !",positive yeah baby !,positive "but , we pick again ! we pick again !",positive why ? !,neutral I do n’t know !,negative ticket please ! that ’ courtside baby !,positive "seriously , good game though . good game . what be they so mad about ? they get the apartment back !",positive no they do n’t !,positive "you know , I do not think we bring enough stuff . do you forget to pack the baby 's anvil ?",neutral it be go to be worth it .,neutral "it be a know fact that woman love baby , all right ?",neutral woman love guy who love baby .,neutral it be that whole sensitive thing .,neutral "quick , aim he at that pack o ' babe over there .",neutral maybe one of they will break away .,neutral "no , no wait , for get they , we get one , hard left .",positive "all right , gimme the baby .",neutral "no , I get he .",neutral "oh , seriously you want he ?",positive hello .,neutral "well , do not , do not think I immodest , but , I ?",positive you wanna smell he ?,neutral "oh , yeah . he be get that great baby smell . get a whiff of his head .",positive what would I tell you ? what would I tell you ?,positive "well , we be great guy .",neutral Bye .,neutral "well , not really .",neutral "I mean technically it’s - it ’s not against the rule or anything , but it be frown upon .",neutral "especially by that professor we run into last night , Judgey von Holierthanthou .",negative "well Ross , you be careful now . you do not want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents .",positive yeah . what - what should I do ?,negative "well Ross , it seem pretty clear .",neutral I mean what ’ more important ?,neutral "what people think or how you feel , huh ?",neutral "Ross , you get to follow your heart .",neutral Joey that be so sweet .,positive hey .,neutral "hey - hey - hey ! so , how do it go with Dana ? any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday ?",neutral I could not do it .,negative you could not do it ? !,positive "hey , relax I just need more time . we ’re go to dinner tonight .",neutral what ? ! you ’re go out with she again !,positive go out with who ?,neutral "uh , Dana Keystone from college .",neutral oh yeah ! be n’t she uh,positive "no , that be Dana Caplin .",neutral Joey ! you do not even know she !,positive ah whatever !,negative "Morning ! hey , how ’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy ? !",positive do not touch he !,negative okay !,positive all right .,neutral "Umm , all right Wayne , level with I .",neutral I - I keep hear all these rumor that I might get fire .,negative "okay , they even have actor come in to read for my part !",negative "come on man , you - you got to give I a second chance !",negative "I mean , I love - I love this little guy !",positive ah - ah ! !,positive "okay , that ’ why you do not want I to touch he right ?",positive here you go !,neutral okay ?,neutral stupid !,negative I can not believe it !,positive God !,negative "hey , how you doin’ ?",neutral hey .,neutral "hi . look um , about what happen early ...",negative "no , hey , well , I - I completely understand . you be , you be stress .",neutral I be go to give you a chance to apologise to I .,negative for what ? for let you throw I out of your office ?,negative you have no,negative "yeah , well excuse I for want to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary , boy what an ass am i.",negative "but I tell you , I do not have the time !",negative "yeah , well you never have the time . I mean , I do not feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore , Rachel .",negative "Wh , Ross what do you want from I ?",negative "you want I , you want I to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend ?",negative I know .,neutral "Ooh , I have to tell you something .",positive what ?,neutral but I can not tell you .,neutral "okay , but would not it be easy if you have to tell I something that you could tell I .",neutral "well , sure in a perfect world . but , no , I promise I would not tell , and I swear to like all my god .",neutral okay . do it have to do with Ross and Rachel ?,neutral no .,neutral do it have to do with Joey ?,neutral no .,neutral do it have to do with - with Chandler and that sock that he keep by his bed ?,neutral "no , but let ’s come back to that later !",neutral hi !,positive Richard !,positive "actually , I ’m not here to complement the chef .",neutral "ohh … Oh , that ’s okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef .",neutral like I have nothing well to do !,neutral so what ’s up ?,neutral "well , it be great see you the other night .",positive "oh , good to see you too . do you come down here to tell I that ?",neutral no ! I come here to tell you something else . I come here to tell you I still love you .,positive "one pregnant woman at a time , please ! I just want you to be okay .",negative so force she to marry Bobby be go to make that happen ?,negative "maybe ! well ! well … so - so uh , what kind of music do Numb nut — oh forget it ! I can n’t !",negative "Joey , I be scared to death about this .",negative "but I really think I can do it , I ’m just go to need some help .",negative and Bobby ’s go to be here the whole time .,neutral "you bet I be ! and to answer your early question , we ’re straight - up gangster rap .",positive "look , Rachel ’s tell I how much easy you ’ve make all this on she . why can not you do that for I ?",negative because ! ' cause … ' cause you ’re my baby sister !,negative and you ’re my big brother !,positive "I mean , you ’re my favorite guy in the whole world .",neutral I ’m not even scared to tell mom and dad .,neutral I be scared of tell you .,negative "well I ’d be scared of they , but all right .",negative "Joey , I can not stand the thought of have this baby with you mad at I .",negative I want he to have his uncle .,negative be my baby go to have his Uncle Joey ?,negative of course he ’s go to have his Uncle Joey !,positive "we ’re go to be all right . I mean , even if we ’re not marry this baby be go to be so loved . not just by we .",positive that ’ right ! by his uncle too !,positive and by you .,positive "okay Bobby , why do n’t we just come over here and let they have a little moment .",neutral come here !,positive no ! seriously ! what ’ wrong with you ? !,negative I have a really nice time tonight .,positive so do I. I be really glad Monica ask we out .,positive "I would love to ask you in , but uh , my sister 's visit and I think she be asleep on the couch .",neutral you be sister ? you be sister 's asleep on the couch ? Ohhh ! I see,positive "oh hey , great , you be up . Rachel , this be my sister Krista . Krista , this be Rachel .",neutral hi !,positive "nice to meet you . I wish you have tell I we be have company , I would fix myself up !",positive like it would help .,neutral you be so bad !,positive you be !,positive you be !,positive you be !,positive you be !,positive you be !,positive you be !,positive you be so dead ! I be go to get you .,positive "uh , it be very nice meeting you .",neutral "oh my God , it be that Victoria 's secret model . something ... something Goodacre .",positive "hi Mom , it be Jill .",neutral "she be right , it be Jill . Jill Goodacre . oh my God . I be trap in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre !",positive "yeah , I be fine . I be just stick at the bank , in an ATM vestibule .",neutral Jill say vestibule ... I be go with vestibule .,neutral "I be fine . no , I be not alone ... I do not know , some guy .",neutral "oh ! some guy . some guy . ' hey Jill , I see you with some guy last night . yes , he be",positive be you see anybody right now ?,neutral "og - ee - op , I ’m not ask for I , I ’m … I mean … no , I’m - I’m not gay , I ’m not ask you out .",negative I ’m not - I’m not - I’m not gay !,negative personal shopping ? what be that ? like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell they what to buy ?,neutral uh - huh .,neutral that sound great !,positive hey !,neutral "Umm , excuse I , we switch apartment . you can not eat be food anymore , that - that gravy train have end .",negative there ’s gravy ?,positive if you have the big apartment you have to deal with people come over all the time .,neutral "that fridge have get to be stock , okay , that ’s your department now .",neutral what be you do ?,neutral I think I leave a donut up here .,neutral "so , in conclusion , the line all go up , so I ’m happy .",neutral great job team !,positive tomorrow at 8:30 .,neutral Phil !,positive nice job .,positive Stevens !,positive way to go !,positive "Joel - burg , you maniac !",positive I love ya !,positive bing !,positive "oh , excuse I . I forget my briefcase y'know , by accident .",neutral "of course , you do .",positive forgot something else too ya bastard !,positive "well , what about you ?",neutral you ’re not feel leave out or anything be ya ?,neutral "no . no , not at all , that’s - that ’ ridiculous .",negative "everybody else get one , and you want one too . do not you ?",positive "ye - ye - yeah , yes I do !",negative "now get on out of here , you !",positive hey Bob .,neutral hey ! how ’s my pal Toby do today ?,positive "if I see he , I ’ll ask .",neutral Toby !,positive yeah !,positive oh then you know each other .,neutral we ’re on a semi - first name basis .,neutral what do you think of add he to our team ?,neutral "Bob ? Ooh , work here with we ? everyday ? yeah , I do not know if he have what it take .",positive really ? they love he down on six .,positive but this be eleven . it ’ almost twice as hard up here .,neutral hey ! guess what I get for your wedding !,positive a freakish thin date with a hanger for her head ?,neutral "no . Rachel hook I up with a tux ! but not just any tux , Batman ’s tux !",positive what ?,positive that ’ right ! make expressly for Val Kilmer and wear by he in the hit film … that Batman film he be in .,positive you can not wear that ! I ’m wear the famous tux ! James Bond ’s tux !,negative so ?,neutral so — if you wear that you ’ll make mine less special .,negative "sorry , I just do n’t like the idea of when I say "" I do , "" he ’s think , "" yeah , I ’d do she too ! """,negative well then we still have a problem .,neutral yeah !,neutral with what ?,neutral "well , we ’re try to find someone to perform our wedding and they ’re all either boring or annoying or y’know , can not stop stare at the lady .",neutral oo ! you should have one of we do it !,positive "Phoebe , we ’re get",neutral no ! no ! It’s - it ’s uh a real thing ! anyone can get ordain on the internet and perform like wedding and stuff !,positive I call it ! !,positive what ? ! no ! it be my idea !,negative guy thank you very much but neither of you be marry we .,neutral do call it not mean anything anymore ? !,negative "we be go to have a legitimate member of the clergy ! and when I say legitimate I mean , gay and in control of his saliva !",neutral "see , I see .... big passion in your future .",positive really ?,positive I do .,neutral "oh Ross , you be so great . [ she playfully rub his head and get up ]",positive "that be suppose to be a good thing , I forget why .",neutral "just listen , Monica , I , do you know , okay , do you know , I could not sleep for like a month because I get like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushion .",neutral "well , you - you coulda just turn the cushion over .",neutral "yeah , I would ’ve except I have a big spaghetti stain on the other side .",neutral what ? ! ? !,positive "okay , this be what I ’m talk about , this . I - I need to live in a land where people can spill .",neutral you can spill . in the sink .,neutral "aw , honey it ’s not your fault , y'know this be who you be , and I love you , and I want we to be friend , and if I keep live here I do not see that happen .",negative "I love you , too .",positive "aww , good . what ?",positive what ? I ’m just say .,negative "no you ’re not , you ’re wonder which cushion it be .",neutral oh my God ! be you serious ? !,positive uh - huh .,neutral I would love to live with you Ross .. that’s - that ’ great ! thank you !,positive "well , I’m - I’m just glad I could , y’know , help you out .",neutral "Ross - Ross , you have no idea what this mean to I !",positive "I mean , I mean I be go to be homeless .",negative you just save I !,positive you ’re my hero !,positive "Hero , I uh , I do n’t know — well , all right .",neutral "oh , I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she have !",positive "oh please ! you ’re go to say thing now , be n’t ya ?",positive no .,neutral "no , I will n’t .",neutral "but I should tell you this , this exact same thing happen to my roommate Denise .",neutral "she move in with a guy who be secretly married to she and he say he do not love she , but he really do , and it just blow up !",negative "... Dammit , hire the girl ! okay , everybody ready ?",negative "uh , listen , I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity .",positive lose the robe .,neutral I ?,positive that be great .,positive "well , I be go to get another espresso . can I get you another latte ?",neutral "no , no , I be still work on mine .",neutral that be it ?,positive "yeah , it be really hard .",negative "oh , yeah , that hug look pretty brutal .",neutral "ok , you be not there .",negative "wow ! that ’s ah , that ’ pretty nice !",positive pretty nice ?,neutral "you ’ll have to pardon my roommate , he want to marry this .",neutral "we do not have 50 buck , but would you be willing to trade for it ? we ’ve get a canoe .",neutral "y'know , I , I really do not think we need a canoe .",neutral you get to take the canoe !,negative "all right , just , just take the entertainment center , and then when you get home , throw the canoe away !",neutral we ’re not throw it away ! I build that canoe !,negative good for you ! !,negative pheebs ?,neutral yeah ?,neutral "okay . then I guess it ’s just , wait here then . hi . I need one fake ticket to Yemen .",neutral one ticket to Yemen ?,positive "oh no - no - no , no . no , no , no , I just , I just need a pretend ticket .",neutral "I ’m sorry sir , I do not understand .",positive what would you give to a kid if he want a ticket to play with ?,neutral be you travel with a child ?,neutral no .,neutral "all right , y’know what , she ’s go to think that I ’m hand you a credit card , but what I ’m really go to do be hand you a library card .",neutral "okay , but this be the last time .",neutral "with a chick - chick here , and a chick - chick there .",positive "here a chick , there a chick , everywhere a chick - chick -- chickeeeen .",positive hey .,neutral hey .,neutral how ’s she do ?,neutral she ?,positive "well yeah , don’t - don’t you think it ’ a she ?",neutral "I do not know . I can not tell , what ever it be go back in too quickly .",neutral "well , anyway , I get to go change , I ’m ah , meet some of the cast for drink .",neutral excuse I ?,positive what ?,neutral "okay , good , so there you go . go with Vince .",positive "yeah , but Jason 's really sensitive .",neutral "well sensitive be important , pick he .",neutral yeah .,neutral "oh sure , go with the sissy .",negative Jason be not a sissy !,negative "oh no - no - no - no , I mean Chandler .",negative hi .,neutral "so uh , apparently people be familiar with the Europe story ?",neutral yeah .,neutral "listen about that , the whole uh , who come on to who thing really do not matter .",neutral "I mean , I think it would ’ve happen either way .",neutral I mean if you have n’t initiate it I - I - I know I would ’ve .,neutral it be an amazing night .,positive it be . it be an amazing night .,positive you think it look amazing ?,negative do we have a name yet ?,neutral "no , not yet .",neutral "that ’ fine , for now we ’ll just call her Baby Girl Green .",neutral "oh no , Baby Girl Geller - Green .",neutral hello baby girl .,positive "ah - ha , nowhere to run !",positive I do n’t like sit up here ! I ’m just go to over,negative no Rachel ! they get here first !,negative why be Ross do that ?,neutral danger,negative oh my god ! why be he jump on those woman !,positive no that ’s all right . do not worry about it .,neutral oh but look ! that ’s go to leave a stain !,negative Rach ! hey ! it ’ fine ! you ’re at Joey ’s !,positive really ?,positive yeah ! look !,neutral I ’ve never live like this before .,negative I know .,neutral "all right , do not waste it , I mean its still food .",neutral "hey Joey , be this the bed where Olivia lose her virginity ?",neutral "I do not know , but one of the extras sure do ! hey , listen Rach . thank again for come down to watch my scene !",positive "oh , please!Honey , just the fact that you want I here to support you , I'm ... oh MY god!is that christian sanders?he be so",positive also so,neutral "oh , in my head he be do some pretty "" not - gay - stuff "" !",neutral "well , at the Christmas party he and Santa do some definitely gay stuff !",neutral "ok , you have get to promise that you will never , ever tell Ross that I tell you .",neutral about what ?,neutral he be plan your birthday party .,neutral oh my God ! I love he !,positive you would well act surprised .,negative about what ?,neutral my surprise party !,positive what surprise party ?,positive oh stop it . Joey already tell I .,positive "well , he do not tell I .",neutral "hey , do not look at I . this be Ross 's thing .",neutral this be so typical . I be always the last one to know everything .,negative "no , you be not . we tell you stuff .",neutral Yuh - huh !,negative I be the last one to know when Chandler get bite by the peacock at the zoo .,negative I be the last one to know when you have a crush on Joey when he be move in .,negative look like I be second to last .,positive "Chandler , we still have not get an rsvp from your dad .",neutral "oh ! right . Umm , maybe that ’ because I do not send he an invitation .",neutral Chandler ! he ’ your father . he should be at the wedding .,negative I do not even know the man . okay ? we ’re not that close . I have not see he in year .,negative well what be you go to do when he find out he be not even ask ? !,negative it ’s not like we run in the same circle .,neutral "I hang out with you guy , and he star in a drag show in Vegas .",negative "Ooh , I think I wanna trade circle .",neutral nobody be go to be stare at the bride when the father of the groom be wear a back - less dress .,negative so what ! as long as he ’s not wear a white dress and a veil I do n’t care .,neutral "okay , I think I need to do some shopping .",neutral hello ! who ’ in there ?,neutral how ya doin’ ?,neutral who in the hell be you ?,negative "I guess you would not believe I if I say I be Kurt Douglas , huh ?",neutral "no - no , Rachel , do not get it ! he can not see we !",negative "no , yeah ! the groom can not see the bride !",negative I ’m not go to marry Chandler !,negative not after this !,negative "okay , you guy , just relax . I doooo .",neutral I get to go .,neutral "oh , wait , Joshua ! Joshua ! yeah , well , that oughta do it .",negative "sorry I be late , but I leave late .",neutral okay .,neutral "so Pheebs , what be the book about ?",neutral I think you say you read it in high school .,neutral "well yeah , but then I remember I start it and there be this pep rally and I be , I be on top of the pyramid but anyway — umm , what be this book about ?",neutral "excuse I , can I , can I bum one of those ?",neutral "y'know what , actually … okay , okay , okay , what be so funny over here ?",neutral I think you do not smoke .,positive "oh , I think you guy mean marijuana cigarettes , y'know ?",neutral "y'know what I mean , like dubbie ?",neutral "and I actually , I think to myself , "" wow , those guy be crazy ! """,positive "but no , I actually smoke the regular one all , all the time .",neutral we get high .,neutral "oh , I too .",neutral I be kid .,neutral "oh , I too .",positive "oh , be you sure you be ok ?",negative yeah .,neutral do it still hurt ?,negative yeah .,negative what a neat idea . all your clothe match . I be go to do this .,positive hi .,neutral "hey , how would it go ?",neutral excellent .,positive "we rip that couple apart , and keep the piece for ourselves .",positive "what a beautiful story . hey , I be fine by the way .",positive you know what ? you be right . I,neutral good for you Pheebs !,positive ok .,neutral "okay if you guy have microphone in there too , I do not mean",neutral this suck ! I do not know I have to stay up all night before I go to this stupid sleep clinic ! I ’m so tired !,negative it ’s 6:00 .,neutral hi !,positive "yeah , Rach , I think you ’re handle that really well .",neutral handle it ?,neutral "what do you mean , handle it ?",positive there ’ nothing to handle .,positive "now , maybe I would have a problem with this if it be n’t for I and Joshua .",neutral "y’know , they ’re not go to get married anyway !",negative what ?,positive come on !,negative they rush into this thing so fast it ’ ridiculous !,negative "and somewhere along the way , one of they be go to realise what they ’ve do and they ’re call the whole thing off .",neutral "I ’m tell ya , you ’re go to be dance at my wedding before you ’re dance at there ’s .",positive what the hell be this ? !,positive "what , do you actually think it would make I feel well to give I stuff that I can not use for another two month ? !",negative this suck !,negative "all right , what ’s my next present ?",neutral "all right , there ’ a nuclear holocaust , I ’m the last man on Earth . would you go out with I ?",neutral enhh,neutral I ’ve get can good .,neutral "hey , you guy ! take a look at this ! check this baby out , dig I a hole !",positive "excellent hole , Joe .",neutral oh no ! no ! ! my hole ! !,positive ow ! ! ow ! ! !,negative what ? ! what ? ! ! what be it ? !,positive my drinking ?,neutral "oh , I must ’ve say that after you leave .",neutral say what ? exactly .,negative that you enjoy the occasional drink … ing binge .,neutral "oh my God ! ! ohh , that be it ! I ’m leave ! you be just a horrible person !",negative wait - wait - wait - wait - wait - wait - wait - wait ! !,negative if you ’re go to get all sensitive about it !,negative I do not want to lose you .,negative "what if I , create a position for you ?",neutral I ’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department .,neutral say more thing like that .,positive "you can have your own office , and a raise ! effective tomorrow .",positive I ’d need an expense account .,neutral do !,positive and an assistant .,neutral "Sophie , get in here !",positive Monica ? you go to be very proud of I . I just get we date with two unbelievably cute nurse .,positive oh my !,positive they be male nurse .,neutral not in my head .,neutral "anyway , they want to take we out Saturday night ! what do you say ?",positive Umm . Umm . Umm . I do not think so .,positive what ?,positive what be you talk about ? !,positive you - you're the one who be be tell I to get over Ross and move on .,negative "I be move on , and you be move on with I .",neutral "come on , give I one good reason why you do not wanna go .",neutral "Umm , why do not you give",neutral what ?,positive hard than it sound . be not it ?,neutral "okay , you be come with I , and I also tell they that if we be still here when they get off that we will go down to the cafeteria and have some",neutral Yep ! there be always room for,neutral "Joey , how do you make",neutral "oh , it be easy . yeah , I - I can do it with anything . watch uh , Grandma 's chicken salad",neutral "hello , this be Monica ...",neutral yeah ? ? ?,neutral oh ...,neutral "okay , yes , we will be right , we will be right down .",neutral thank you .,neutral okay . let ’s bring it in .,neutral "wait no , honey , honey throw it to I , throw it to I .",neutral here you go .,neutral that almost hit I in the face .,negative "well , if the magician can open my beer with his but cheek , then all right .",neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive y’know I’m - I’m really glad we decide not to sleep together before the wedding .,positive "oh boy , I too !",positive y’know I be think if we have a … a big fight and uh we break up for a few hour,neutral yeah ?,negative "technically we could have sex again . what do you think , bossy and domineering ? !",neutral "the wedding be off , sloppy and immature !",negative that ’s I ! come on !,positive "okay . but wait , we can n’t . my Cousin Cassie be in the guest room , we ’re suppose to have lunch .",neutral "well , get rid of she , obsessive and shrill .",neutral shrill ? ! the wedding be back on !,negative I think I hear voice . you must be Chandler .,neutral hi ! nice to meet you !,positive nice to meet you too .,neutral "so , be you ready to go ?",neutral yeah .,neutral Chandler !,negative I ’ll be right with you .,neutral "Th - th - that be all it be , a third nipple .",neutral just your run - of - the - mill third nipple .,neutral you can take it off .,neutral just slice that baby right off !,negative "take your shirt off , and let us see what we be deal with here . what be you do ?",neutral just show you my run - of - the - mill - slice - it - right - off third nipple .,neutral well that be not a third nipple .,neutral no ?,positive "first of all , it be on your ass .",neutral "well then , what be it ? !",positive "wait a minute , hold it . Johnson ! will you come in here a moment ?",neutral I be with Hamilton !,neutral "he be good with rear thing , bring he in too .",neutral "Umm , this be great wine .",positive "it ’ from France … in Europe … Western Europe . Y’know umm , a few year ago I actually be backpack across Western Europe .",neutral really ?,positive "uh - hmm — wait ! it get well . um , yeah I be in Barcelona .",positive I study for a year in Barcelona .,neutral "anyway , umm so I be um , I be hike",neutral I love hiking !,positive oh that ’ great ! I be hike along the foothill of Mount Tibidaybo,positive "so ? congratulation you two , I do not even know you get marry .",positive oh we - we do n’t .,positive no - no . we,negative what ? !,positive "um uh … We’re - we’re just have this baby together but uh , uh that ’s all .",neutral why ? ! !,positive "uh well umm … we’re just not in that place , y’know ? but we ’re very excited about this .",neutral oh . well then shut I up .,neutral just tell I how .,neutral "uh - oh , I feel another one come .",negative "let it go , Ross .",neutral "yeah , well , you do not know Chi Chi .",neutral do you all promise ?,neutral Chandler ? do you promise to be good ?,neutral "you can come in , but your filter - tip little buddy have to stay outside !",positive "hey , Pheebs .",neutral dear Ms. Buffay .,neutral thank you for call attention to our error .,neutral we have credit your account with five hundred dollar .,neutral "we be sorry for the inconvenience , and hope you will accept this- -",neutral "oh my God , honey we be so mean to be together . we both have copy of the",neutral "honey , both your .",neutral hey ! great advice on that Joey thing !,positive yeah ? the work problem ?,neutral oh it be perfect ! I mean it really feel like he be my friend again .,positive what problem do you tell he you have ?,neutral "oh that ’s not important . the point be , I really — I think everything ’s go to be okay .",neutral "okay , I ’ve get some one , you wanna put they in her pantie ?",neutral "no thank , Mom !",negative "ha - ha , it ’ not my baby , ha - ha - ha !",negative "very good , so good .",positive "I really , really enjoy it . very exotic .",positive "well , I just check our message and Joshua do n’t call .",negative I mean you ’d think he ’d be worried about I not show up at his club .,negative "Ugh , you know what make it so much bad , Ross be all happy in Vermont !",negative come on ! look where you be ! !,positive "when you get a sec , another round of daiquiris .",neutral "remember , a virgin for I please .",neutral oh ! and do not let I leave without get the name of that carpet guy .,neutral "Ahh , come on ! y’know what — y’know what , I think I ’m just go to go home and call Kathy .",neutral "well , if you think it will help .",neutral no !,negative that be a test !,negative in a couple of hour I ’m go to get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guy be go to have to stop I !,negative "and then after that , I ’m go to get so drunk , I ’m go to wanna call Janice",negative you should ! how be she ?,positive Ohhh ! !,negative I think somebody need another lap dance .,positive "all right , I definitely taste nutmeg .",neutral you do ?,positive "you do n’t ? well , that ’s the difference between a professional and a layman .",positive that and arrogance .,negative hey .,neutral hey ! how be sail ?,positive wow thanks !,positive Joe ?,negative yeah !,positive "uh , you ’ve have a lot of sex right ?",neutral "when ? today ? some , not a lot .",positive "well , it ’ just the reason that I ’m ask be because I kind of eh , uh , I be unable to — I mean I really want to , but I could n’t … .",negative "there huh — hmm , there - there be an incident .",negative "do not worry about that man , that happen .",neutral it ’s happen to you ?,positive yeah ! once .,neutral "well , what ’d you do ?",positive I do it anyway .,neutral ' Sup ? ' sup dude ?,neutral "take whatever you want , just please do not hurt I .",negative so you ’re play a little,neutral "yes , on a scale from 1 to 10 , 10 be the dumb a person can look , you be definitely 19 .",negative "come on man , really how old ? !",positive "young ! you ’re a man - child okay ? ! now go get change because everybody ’ ready and please , oh please , keep my underwear !",negative and they know about it ?,positive "okay , well Ross , what be this really about ?",positive "look , this be my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want !",negative "okay , I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointment . I just do not know what the big deal be !",negative "the big deal be I do not want naked , greasy stranger in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle — beer ! cold beer .",negative "okay , look , he be not go to hurt they , right ?",neutral do you always have to bring he here ?,negative I do not wanna leave he alone .,neutral alright ?,neutral we- we have our first fight this morning .,neutral I think it have to do with my working late .,neutral "I say some thing that I do not mean , and he- he throw some faece ...",neutral "y'know , if you be go to work late , I could look in on he for you .",neutral "oh , that would be great !",positive "okay , but if you do , make sure it seem like you be there to see he , okay , and you be not like do it as a favour to I .",neutral "okay , but if he ask , I be not go to lie .",neutral check this out .,neutral it say here that there ’s a place you can go to rent video of all the museum !,positive """ it ’ almost as good as be there . """,neutral it ’ well ! you can not go to a museum in your underwear !,positive oh - ho ! I bet the british version be gooooood !,positive "uh , may I help you ?",neutral "yeah , I talk to you on the phone , I ’m the lady that get stick with the racecar bed .",neutral "look , it ’s like I tell you , there ’ nothing I can do . you sign for it , Monica Velula Geller .",neutral "all right , Jester man , look we wanna see the king .",neutral nobody see the king !,negative "oh - ho - kay , I ’m talk to the king .",neutral hey ! you can not go back there !,positive oh my God .,positive "so , this must be kinda neat for ya , huh ?",neutral "I mean , your Dad tell I that you get a couple of day off school , and you , you ah , do not have to sell those cookie anymore .",neutral "well , I kinda want to sell the cookie . the girl who sell the most win a trip to Spacecamp , and get to sit in a",negative "wow , you ah , you really like all this space stuff , huh ?",positive yeah .,neutral "my Dad say if I spend as much time help he clean apartment , as I do daydream about outer space , he ’d be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal .",neutral I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartment to go all the way to India .,neutral "no . the one in Atlantic City , Dad love the slot . he say he ’s go to double the college money my Grandma leave I .",negative "oh , um , I do not know if that ’ a good idea .",positive "oh . look , just friend , I will not grope you . I promise .",neutral "no , I just I think that it ’ too soon .",positive "no it ’s not too soon , I have lunch at a eleven .",neutral I invent the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money .,neutral and now you want that money back .,positive exactly .,neutral "Chandler , what kind of an idiot do you take I for ?",positive it ’ not a real game ! I make it up !,negative "I ’m sorry you lose your money , but I win it fair and square .",positive I do not know .,neutral but I can see through your sheet .,neutral "yeah , yeah , that be she .",neutral but y'know what ?,neutral "do not matter , I be never go to get to meet she anyway .",negative why ?,neutral "because it be impossible to find her apartment ! she live in some like of hot girl parallel universe , or something .",negative "what be you talk about ? she obviously live on the second floor , seventh apartment from the left !",positive no . no . no . she live on the,neutral "no , those first two window , that be the lobby .",neutral "and y'know the other one over there , that be the stairway .",neutral you have be count wrong .,neutral I do,negative "Monica , bet the apartment , I do not know about this .",negative "Rachel , I have not miss one question the whole game . I own this game ! look at my hand .",positive why ? do you have the answer write on there ?,positive "no ! Steady as a rock ! now , be you with I .",neutral "all right , let ’s do it .",negative "all right , gentleman , you ’re up first .",neutral okay .,neutral okay .,neutral you have 30 second . and the lightning round begin — stop it — now . what be Monica ’s nickname when she be a field hockey goalie ?,neutral big fat goalie .,neutral correct . Rachel claim,neutral dangerous liaison,neutral correct . her actual favorite movie be ...,neutral weekend at Bernie ’s,neutral "well , look , why do n’t you just , why do not you do your phase two strip club thing with we .",neutral "yeah , come on , we can be guy !",positive no you can n’t .,positive "you do not want to be guy , you ’d be all hairy and would not live as long .",negative "y’know you , you just stop be such a wuss and get those off and you come with we and watch naked girl dance around ! !",negative okay .,neutral I ’m sorry .,negative "and y'know what , I just realise , in the last year I ’ve only go out with two guy , Richard and Julio .",positive "you get to help I out here , you get to set I up , you get to get I back in the game .",negative "well , that should not be a problem . I mean I work in fashion and all I meet be eligible straight man .",neutral "pete , can I get you something else ?",neutral "yeah , a slice of cheesecake and - and a date if you ’re give ' ' em out .",neutral have n’t you and I cover that topic ?,neutral "hmm , come on , you just say to she that you … .",neutral "Aww , the only reason you want to go out with I because my blond wig , and the big boob , and the fact that I serve you food .",positive "well , if that be true , I ’d date my Aunt Ruth .",positive and the two time we go out be just plain awkward .,negative "come on , you think she should go out with I , do n’t you ?",neutral "well , I mean , be you sure you want to go out with she ?",neutral "I mean that ai n’t a pretty picture in the morning , y’know what I mean .",negative "that wig all in disarray , and boobs fling over the night stand , y'know .",negative "I mean really , think about it .",neutral "Ho - ho , I will .",neutral I believe I read that somewhere !,positive "that only be not funny , it be physically impossible !",negative okay ?,negative depend on the specie I would have to have a six foot long ...,negative it be not funny !,negative I respectfully disagree .,neutral I can not believe you put that on my alumnus page !,negative who care ? nobody read those thing,neutral you would well hope not because I just read what you put on your page today .,negative I do not have a page .,neutral oh oh oh ! I respectfully disagree ! !,negative I know I miss you too . I can not wait to see you . I love you . Bye .,positive "okay , what be in here ? rock ?",positive "no - no , this be my collection of fossil sample .",neutral "so , rock .",negative "I be really go to miss this apartment . Y'know , Ben - Ben take his first step right over there .",negative "ohh . hey , remember when I run into this thing and it kinda knock I out a little ?",positive "I love this place ! to tell you the truth , I wish I do not have to move .",positive "uhh , be you say that you be not entirely happy about this ?",positive "well , I mean if uh , if Emily give I a choice",negative you,neutral why ?,neutral "hey , you guy ! look what I find in the giiiiiiift shop . get up ! get up ! get up !",positive "I leave a bra dry on the shower rod , you do not think your son will think it ’ yours and be horribly traumatise ?",positive "hey , if mommy can have a wife , daddy can have a bra .",neutral "ohh , it ’ time to go .",neutral "oh , no - no - no , see , that - that clock ’s a little fast , uh , we have 17 minute .",neutral "Huh , what can we do in 17 minute ?",neutral twice ?,neutral well that ’ ambitious .,neutral "hey , uh , you can ignore that .",neutral that ’ Carol with your son !,positive "Morning ’s here ! Sunshine be here ! the sky be clear , the morning ’ here ! the morning ’ here !",positive HEY ! ! do you,negative oh come on ! Morning ’s here ! Morning ’s here ! the morning be here ! Sunshine be here !,positive I,neutral be you kid ? I love that guy ! Morning ’s here ! Morning be here —,positive stop it ! I will kill you . I hate the fact that my room be so small .,negative "hey , I have all the space I need . just do what I do .",neutral "Monica , you do not even have a bed , you sleep in a ball on the floor !",negative y’know what ? I be,neutral I ’m sorry . I ’m so sorry .,negative okay .,neutral "see , this be a",neutral shut up ! this place be a hole !,negative "all right buddy , time to roll over .",neutral no - no !,negative "no , no - n - n - n - no ! !",negative you be go to a clinic !,negative "you ’re go to a clinic , and a pyjama store !",negative be you under the sheet ?,neutral yes .,neutral "great , let ’s begin . how ’s the pressure ?",positive nice ! wow phoebe you be good !,positive "state the obvious , but thank you . and it ’ not weird be it .",positive no . Ooohh,positive "that ’ right , you just enjoy .",neutral oh . oh yeah ! Ohhhhh ! ohh ! oh yeah !,positive okay .,neutral oh God Phoebe ! ! oh that ’s it ! that ’ it ! right there ! oh ! Ooooh - oooh - ooooh,positive become a drama critic !,positive I be hurt ! a plague on both your house !,negative "by the way , he dump I tonight after he read my review .",negative "oh , classy .",negative "Yep ! I sure know how to pick ' em , huh ? y'know I give up a part on a soap for this !",negative "wow ! yeah I ah , I give up a job too .",negative really . what ?,positive "uh , de - clawing cat .",negative "hey , tell ya what .",neutral let I walk you home .,neutral we ’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their time and the Post .,negative why the post ?,positive "oh , you do not see the Post ?",positive no . you ?,neutral no . why ?,neutral hi Joey ! what be you do here ?,positive "uhh , well I ’ve get an audition down the street and I spill sauce all over the front of my shirt . you get an extra one ?",neutral "yeah , sure . Umm … here .",neutral great . you get anything that ’ not,negative "yeah , I do not think so Joe .",neutral "all right , I guess this will be fine .",neutral "hey , listen umm , what - what be you do tonight ?",neutral "nothing , why ?",neutral how would you feel about take out my assistant Tag ? I ’ll pay .,neutral "huh , Rach I get to say it ’s go to take a lot of money for I to go out on a date with a dude .",negative I ’m not ask you to go on a,neutral really ? ' cause I could kinda use the money .,positive "Joey , just - just he - he ’ new in town and I know he do not have any guy friend .",neutral just take he to like a ball game or something .,neutral I ’ll really appreciate it .,neutral "yeah , okay .",neutral yeah ?,positive "sure , no problem . Ooh — Hey , donut !",positive "problem odour in the litter box ? do not change your kitty , change your kitty litter .",neutral "sorry , Pheebs .",negative yeah . you okay ?,neutral "no ! sorry , I just think you be somebody else . hi !",positive "hi . well , look , I be just go to leave a message , be n’t tonight your , your big anniversary dinner ?",neutral "yeah . well , umm .....",negative "Rach , be you okay ?",positive "yeah , I ’m fine .",negative "you wanna talk , I mean I can come over ?",neutral "no ! really , no , please , please , that ’s , that ’s okay .",negative "all right , all right , I ’m come over , and I ’m bring chinese food .",neutral "oh , yeah , I ’m not , I ’m not hungry .",negative it ’s for I .,neutral "oh . okay , bye .",neutral "come on , pick up , pick up !",negative hello ?,neutral Transit Authority ?,neutral "yes , hello .",neutral "I be do research for a book , and I be wonder what someone might do if they leave a baby on a city bus .",neutral "hi , here be the deal .",neutral we lose a carseat on a bus today .,neutral "it be white plastic , with a handle , and it fit onto a stroller .",neutral "oh , and there be a baby in it .",neutral he want to talk to you again .,neutral hello .,neutral I ’m sorry I ’m a little late .,neutral whoa,positive "let I start by uh , by introduce myself , I be Professor Geller .",neutral "so to sum up , I ’m Professor Geller .",neutral "good evening , sir .",neutral my name be Ross Geller .,neutral I be one of the people who apply for the apartment .,neutral and I - I realize that the competition be fierce but — i'm sorry .,neutral "I , I can not help but notice you be naked and I applaud you .",positive "man , I wish I be naked .",neutral "I mean , this - this look so great .",positive that be how God intend it .,neutral "okay , I have to tell you something that I have never admit during our entire friendship !",negative "but , when we be in high school I make out with James Farrell even when I know that you like he !",negative "wow , that feel so good to get off my chest !",positive "okay , you go !",negative my turn ? what - what be you talk about ?,positive "Ugh , Monica , I know about you and Chandler .",negative what ? !,positive "I overheard you guy on the phone the other day , and you say , "" I will just tell Rachel that I be do laundry for a couple of hour . """,neutral "and he say , "" Laundry ?",neutral be,neutral well . sound like you be write yourself a little play there Rach . wow ! let I know how that one turn out .,positive "well , I would not know because I get so freak out that I hang up the phone .",negative "well , if you have keep listen , you - you would have hear I call he Mr. Big … … ot .",neutral what ? !,positive Mr. Bigot . he tell the most,neutral all right . so you be tell I that there be nothing go on between you and Chandler .,negative I and Chandler ? !,positive "I really think you make a good point . I mean y'know , until you get cut off .",neutral "yeah , what be up with that girl Monica ?",neutral I do not know ! I do not come with she !,negative all right everybody ! everybody guess what ? I just convince Paul to give we a test next week !,positive a test ? ! !,positive come on ! test make we all well learner ! oh yeah ! we should have essay question ! !,positive "okay I ’ve get one for you , if you have too which one would you rather eat , a see eye dog or a talk gorilla ?",neutral "I ’d have to say … the talking gorilla , because at least I can explain to he that you ’re make I eat he .",neutral somebody go to college . wow . what be it ? I ’m sorry .,positive "okay , I hear you loud and clear . Bob will stay put .",neutral I think it ’ good sir .,neutral but we really do need to find someone up here .,neutral the work be start to pile up .,neutral I ’ve get a stack of document on my desk this high .,neutral "y’know what you should do , just toss ' em in the shedder and claim you never get ' em .",neutral that ’ a good one .,neutral what do a guy have to,neutral "yeah , yeah , everybody be here . hey , everybody , say hi to Julie in New Mexico .",neutral "hi , Julie !",positive be not there a national football league .,neutral "yes . yes , there be , they play on Sundays and Monday night .",neutral oh shoot ! I work Monday night .,negative "Umm , this stuffing be amazing . do you think we should bring they some ?",positive "when they ’re hungry enough , they ’ll come in .",neutral "hey Joey , you want to talk to I ?",neutral "I do n’t know . you uh , you get something for I ?",neutral "oh , yeah , this be from Rachel .",neutral ten . okay . now Tag there ’ such a thing as too many woman .,neutral really ?,positive "yeah , for you !",positive "oh , Danielle ! I be not expect the machine ... give I a call when you get a chance . Bye - bye . oh God !",positive that be,neutral "hey , I have be hone !",negative what be with the dish ?,neutral "oh , uh ..",negative I want she to think I might be in a restaurant .. y'know ?,negative "I might have some kind of life , like I have not be sit around here hone for the past few hour .",negative "look look ! he be do it again , the guy with the telescope !",positive oh my God ! go away ! stop look in here !,negative "great , now he be wave back .",negative "man , we get to do something about that guy .",negative "this morning , I catch he look into our apartment .",negative it creep I out !,negative I feel like I can not do stuff !,negative what kinda stuff ?,positive "will you grow up ? I be not talk about sexy stuff , but , like , when I be cook naked .",negative you cook naked ?,positive "yeah , toast , oatmeal ... nothing that spatter .",neutral what be you look at I for ? I do not know that .,positive y'know they say a watch pot never beep .,neutral "it ’ just y'know , be a couple of hour , and she have n’t call . not that I even care , y'know .",negative phoebe why do n’t you just call she ? you obviously want to .,neutral you think you know I so well .,negative "well , do n’t ' cha wanna ?",neutral yeah .,neutral "okay , well I do know you .",neutral that ’ what I say .,neutral well so ?,neutral I can n’t .,negative I can n’t .,negative "she dump I , I mean I totally trust she and then one day it be ' okay , bye Pheebs ' go .",negative "y'know what the sad part be , when we be play together , that be like the most fun I ’ve ever have in like all my life .",negative "ok , bye . well , Monica 's not come , it be just go to be I and Rachel .",neutral "oh . well , hold on camper , be you sure you have think this thing through ?",neutral it be laundry . the thinking through be minimal .,neutral "it be just you and Rachel , just the two of you ? this be a date . you be go on a date .",positive Nuh - uh .,negative Yuh - huh .,positive "so what be you say here ? I should shave again , pick up some wine , what ?",positive "well , you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear .",negative this be basically the first time she be go to see your underwear — you want it to be dirty ?,positive no .,neutral "oh , and uh , the fabric softener ?",neutral "ok , ok , now what be wrong with my",negative "ok , so it be just because it be my table , I have to buy a new one ?",negative that be the rule .,neutral "what rule ? there be no rule , if anything , you owe I a table !",negative how would you get to that ?,negative "well , I believe the piece of furniture be fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio",negative you know about that ?,positive "well , let us just say the impression you make in the butter leave little to the imagination .",negative "ok , ok , how about if we split it ?",neutral "what do you mean , like , buy it together ?",neutral yeah,neutral you think we be ready for something like that ?,neutral why not ?,neutral "well , it be a pretty big commitment , I mean , what if one of we want to move out ?",neutral "why , be you move out ?",positive I be not move out .,neutral you would tell I if you be move out right,negative "yeah , yeah , it be just that with my last roommate Kip ...",neutral "aw , I know all about Kip !",negative "it be just that we buy a hibachi together , and then he run off and get marry , and thing get pretty ugly .",negative "well , let I ask you something , be Kip a well roommate than I ?",negative "aw , do not do that",negative "Ooh , oh no ! I have to go ! I have a massage appointment .",negative "oh no , stay here we ’ll keep do this . I ’ll pay you .",neutral "no , I get in trouble for that before . I ’ll see you later .",neutral absolutely . I love the way you kiss .,positive oh my god ! oh my god ! I ’m so sorry !,negative "aw forget it , it ’ from",neutral you think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry she ? ! I ’m go to kill you ! !,negative y’know this be actually not a great time for I .,negative "okay ! so , we ’ll just stay married .",positive "yes , exactly !",positive and I will make everyone call I Mrs. Geller !,positive "wow ! this be so amazing . I uh , I really think I ’d have to talk you into this more .",positive what - wh - what so we ’ll just stay married forever ? !,positive "okay , look , how be this go to affect you ?",neutral really ?,negative I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of check the box that say ms you check the box that say Mrs. !,positive it ’s,neutral "ohh , okay , I ’m sorry .",negative you ’re right .,neutral y’know what ?,neutral I ’m ask you to do I a favor .,neutral you be ask I to be your wife !,negative and as my wife I think you should grant I this favor .,neutral oh my God !,positive "I know , I know , I be such an idiot .",positive "my brother 's go through that right now , he be such a mess . how do you get through it ?",neutral "well , you might try accidentally break something valuable of her , say her-",neutral -leg ?,neutral "that be one way ! I , i- I go for the watch .",neutral you actually break her watch ?,positive "Barry , I be sorry ...",negative I be so sorry ...,negative "I know you probably think that this be all about what I say the other day about you make love with your sock on , but it be not ... it be not , it be about I , and I ju- hi , machine cut I off again ... anyway ...",negative "no real- , honey , really it ’ fine , just g - go with Susan .",neutral "really , I , no , I think girl night out be a great idea .",positive "okay , okay , bye",neutral so what be they do ?,neutral "I do n’t know , something girlie .",positive "hey , you ’re early .",neutral what be you do with the lamp ?,positive I ’m just take it to be re - wire .,neutral "oh , well do not take it to the same place you take the stereo , ' cause they ’ve have that thing for over a week .",negative "no , no , Mr. Heckles no one be make any noise up here .",neutral you ’re disturb my oboe practice .,negative you do not play the oboe !,negative I could play the oboe !,negative Ohhh ! that be soo sweet !,positive "okay , okay look , I know I be be Mr. Inappropriate today , but it be just so tough , I mean see you walk around and I just wanna touch you and hold you , come on no one be around , just , just kiss I .",positive "all right that be , that be it ! ! get off she !",negative what be go on ?,positive what be go on ? ! that be what be go on ! !,negative Ross !,positive I have be down in your store for twenty minute try to get a tie !,negative what do I have to do to get some service ? !,negative Hi Rach .,neutral Ross ?,neutral yeah ?,neutral hey it ’ Mona ! from the wedding .,positive oh hi !,positive hi !,positive wow ! uh … how be you ?,positive "I ’m good except umm , you still owe I a dance .",neutral "oh that ’ right . well uh , would you be interested in see a ukrainian film ?",positive oh you ’re serious . sure !,positive great ! well umm,positive I think I might need one more cup of coffee .,neutral "sure ! uh , let I get it for ya .",neutral okay .,neutral "look , I feel really bad about how I freak you out before , so I call the father and ask he to meet you here so you can tell he .",negative go !,negative "what ? hey wait a minute ! Phoebe , how do you even know who the father be ?",positive "I may play the fool at time , but I ’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that will not quit .",negative I believe this belong to the father of your baby .,neutral "oh God … oh , he ’s in there right now ?",positive uh - huh . now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band - aid off . what to you want to do ?,neutral "uh , let ’s rip !",negative really ? be you sure ?,positive oh Phoebe !,positive "okay , sorry . yeah .",neutral hey Rach .,neutral "hey , thank you so much for these ticket , Chandler .",positive "oh well , this be a really important experience for I , and I want to share it with you .",positive "oh , you be so wonderful .",positive "it can not be I , I ’m stand right here .",neutral Wanna peek ?,neutral no !,negative come on !,positive we ’re not peek ?,negative well I ’m peek . oh my God !,positive "hello sir , you know Monica .",neutral Chandler be fantastic ! !,positive what ? !,positive y’know how people just click ?,positive "like he come by to pick I up , and I open the door , and it be just like , click !",positive do he tell you ?,positive "oh , and he ’s get such a good heart ! do not he have a good heart ?",positive "oh , I know ...",positive "oh , I know and he ’s soo sweet ! listen , he say he be go to call , so put he straight through .",positive be not this great ? !,positive do not spoil it .,neutral hi .,neutral "hi , sweetie !",positive hello .,neutral "hi , Ross .",neutral "yeah , huh .",neutral I?ve get some bad news .,negative what ?,negative "I can get a quick bite to eat , but then I have to come back up here .",neutral "come on sweetie ! you?ve have to work late every night for the past two week , what be it this time ?",negative "but work come first ! oh hey , but that?s sad about you though , what happen ? burn out ? burn all out , do ya ?",positive "Nooo , he?s leave for a well job .",neutral "oh well that? great , so I guess this be ah , this be good bye then . Huh ? good bye .",positive "okay , then .",neutral okay .,neutral well we?re go to miss you around here .,negative "yeah , I too .",negative "so , see ya on Saturday .",neutral "yeah , you bet .",neutral Whazzup ? ?,neutral "seriously dude , 3 year ago .",positive "listen , can you do I a favor ?",neutral I be go to be out today .,neutral "can you just keep an eye on Joey , make sure nothing happen between he and molly ?",neutral you do not trust he ?,positive I think the check in be that way .,neutral Ahh .,neutral "Monica face it , Chandler be against marriage . and - and always will be !",neutral well there ’ some people who do want to marry I .,negative there be ?,positive yeah ! Richard !,negative r - R - Richard say he want to marry you ? ! and - and Chandler ’s tellin ' ya how much he hate marriage ? !,positive that ’ right .,neutral Chandler,neutral you just tell I that he hate marriage !,positive that - that he ’ a - a complex fellow who ’s unlikely to take a wife !,negative that - that he ’s against marriage and always will be !,negative you get,neutral "you know you probably do not know this , but back in high school , I have a , um , major crush on you .",negative I know .,neutral you do ! oh .... I always figure you just think I be Monica 's geeky old brother .,positive I do .,neutral oh .,negative "listen , do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here — but do you think it would be okay if I ask you out ?",negative sometime ?,neutral maybe ?,neutral "yeah , maybe ...",positive "okay ... okay , maybe I will ...",positive "well , I just think it ’d make I feel good to do something nice for my friend .",neutral "well , you ’re amazing .",positive oh no - no - no .,neutral "a tv as if it appear from nowhere ! that ’ the dream ! man , how do you afford this stuff ?",positive "well , y’know I ’m 29 . I mean who need a savings account .",neutral "oh , you be the good friend anyone have ever have .",positive "oh , I do not know .",negative "oh - no - no - no , you be !",positive "you do this , you give I the great advice , and hey listen , I be think about what you say yesterday about focus on one woman , I ’m go to do that .",positive you mean with Casey .,neutral "no - no - no , I think I ’m go to see how thing go with Kathy . she ’ pretty cool .",neutral or Casey .,neutral "no - no , Kathy .",neutral could be Casey .,neutral "no . no , Kathy .",neutral consider Casey .,neutral I think somebody ’ get a little crush on Casey .,positive how ' bout I fix you two up ?,positive what do you think ?,positive that all the piece of my life be fall right into place !,positive "hey , anybody get a length of rope about six foot long with a little nouse at the end ?",neutral "honey , what ’s the matter ?",neutral I just see Janice .,neutral "' cause every time I see your face , I can not help but fall from grace . I know .....",positive wow ! this girl be good .,positive "oh - ho yeah ! a song with rhyme word . oo , I never think of that before .",negative I like she .,neutral why ? because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time ?,neutral "well , that ’ pretty much all I ’m look for from these people .",neutral look at you . all jealous .,negative "yeah Pheebs , come on , you two have completely different style . y'know , she ’s more .. y'know , and you ’re more",neutral say you will stay beside I,negative "okay , see , see , everyone else be happy she ’s do .",negative "okay , my next song ’s call : Phoebe Buffay , what can I say .",neutral "I really love when we be Singing Partners , and I should not have leave you that way .",neutral "oh no , one of those ' look for the hidden meaning ' song .",neutral "yes , hello .",neutral I have a question .,neutral "Umm , I use your pen to draw on my friend 's face .",neutral a beard and a moustache .,neutral thank you .,neutral "no ,",neutral what ? ! what else do he say ?,positive "Umm , he say he think I be funny .",neutral "so … okay , look - look umm , let us just go downstairs , we will have some fun , and you will forget all about it .",neutral "Ross , no ! there be",negative "oh , come on ! Rach , it's - it be not that bad .",neutral "Ross , I be a human doodle ! !",negative "look , just because some idiot draw on your face do not mean you should not have any fun !",neutral "and besides , hey - hey - hey no one be even go to",neutral "okay , there be",neutral come on !,positive "oh wait , do n’t you have to pay for your , Busty lady ?",positive "no , it ’ okay . some - some kid ask I to pick it up for he , but I do n’t",neutral oh my God ! ! ! what be you do ? ! !,positive "you say , you wanna come in for some lemonade ?",neutral so ? !,negative "whoa , ah ! ! we ’re you just go to give I some lemonade ?",positive yeah huh ! ! cover yourself up !,negative "oh right , right .",neutral "I do not believe this ! when someone ask you in for lemonade , and to you that mean they wanna have sex ?",negative well usually ... yeah !,positive "well , not just lemonade , iced tea , sometimes juice .",neutral "well , sorry , I just , I think you like I .",neutral I ’m such a jerk .,negative "it ’ okay . I suppose it could happen to anyone , not anyone I know , but ... by the way I can still see it .",neutral Hmmm ... this be so nice .,positive "ok , I have a question . well , actually , it be not so much a question as .. more of a general wondering ... ment .",neutral ok .,neutral "ok . here go . for a while now , I have be want to , um ....",neutral Ohhh ! ! ! !,positive "yes , yes , that be right ...",neutral "oh , look at the little cat !",positive what ? ow !,positive "well , I be probably go to do it at some point .",neutral I do not mean,neutral it be brilliant !,positive "Goodbye Mike , we will see you at the wedding , fella !",positive "well , we probably will not invite you to the wedding ...",neutral "thank you , Chandler .",neutral sincerely .,neutral "well , you be welcome ! glad I could help .",positive "David , I be pretend to",neutral "okay , you have 19 question leave . use they wisely . come on Joey ! you can not win if you do not ask any",positive what ? !,positive "well , you promise I a fun road trip !",positive we ’ve be on the road six hour and you ’ve be asleep for five and a half !,negative we be switch at the next rest stop and,negative all right . all right .,neutral yeah ! and until then you be go to sing to I because the radio ’s break and you be selfish but have a nice voice .,negative really ? I do n’t,positive sing ! !,negative Morning !,positive everything be delicious !,positive thank you !,positive it be . the duck in particular be superb .,positive thank you ! you have not say anything ...,positive actually I do have one small complaint .,neutral oh .. please!i - I welcome criticism .,neutral the musician right outside the restaurant ... it be kind of a mood - killer !,negative what musician ?,positive we do ?,neutral you owe I 20 buck .,positive thank you . thank you so much !,positive "Chandler , here you go , get your traditional Thanksgiving feast , you get your tomato soup , your grill cheese fixin 's , and your family size bag of Funyuns .",neutral "wait , wait , Chandler , this be what you be havin' for Thanksgiving dinner ?",positive "what , what , what be it with you and this holiday ?",negative "all right , I be nine year old .",neutral "oh , I hate this story .",negative we just finish this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner .,neutral "I have -- and I remember this part vividly -- a mouthful of pumpkin pie , and this be the moment my parent choose to tell I they be get divorce .",negative oh my god .,positive yes . it be very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you have see it in reverse .,negative "hey , who be this little naked guy ?",positive that little naked guy would be I .,neutral "Aww , look at the little thing .",positive who be those people ?,positive got I .,positive "oh , that be Nana , right there in the middle . ' I and the gang at Java Joe 's ' .",neutral "wow , Monica , you look just like your grandmother . how old be she there ?",positive "let us see , 1939 ... yeah , 24 , 25 ?",neutral look like a fun gang .,neutral "Ooh , look - look - look - look - look ! I get Monica naked !",positive "so , what ’s this about ?",positive "Rachel have something that she want to tell you and umm , I believe that this be your red sweater .",neutral no . this be my red sweater .,neutral oh no . could I get anyone a coffee or … poison ? no ? just for I ? okay .,negative what ’s go on Rach ?,positive "nothing ! Phoebe kinda make a mistake . but y’know you do wear that sweater a lot , be you involve in some kind of dare ?",negative "y’know , I ’m actually glad Phoebe call .",positive "I know we break up because you think I be not mature enough , but I ’ve really grow up and think we should get back together .",positive "oh , it ’ just not the right time .",negative it be the right time .,positive okay .,neutral ' Kay !,positive in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominee be : John Wheeler from,neutral what the ? !,positive yeah .,neutral "you ’re an Aquarius , huh ?",neutral I bet you ’re a Gemini .,neutral nope .,neutral Taurus ?,neutral nope .,neutral virgo ?,neutral nope .,neutral Sagittarius ?,neutral Yep .,neutral "I know it ! I know it , ahh … .",positive you ’re not go to speed anymore right ?,neutral I will not speed .,neutral and you promise you ’ll get this take care of right away ?,neutral I promise .,neutral and in the meantime you well let he drive . do he have a license ?,neutral yeah !,neutral can he handle the stick ?,neutral oh well,neutral I can handle the stick ! !,negative hey !,positive I can not believe this be take so long . how be you do ?,negative oh not bad . do you know that feeling when you ’re try to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass ?,negative weird thing . do I hear —— Mother of God it ’ true !,positive Chandler Bing !,positive janice,positive "not just Janice , Janice in labor , contracting and everything .",positive "oh , this should be easy . I have a very wide pelvis . you remember Chandler .",neutral Janice I do not even know you be pregnant ! who ’s the unwitting human who ’ essence you ’ve steal ?,positive it ’s you . this be your .,neutral what ? !,positive look how nervous he get ! we have not sleep together in year !,positive that ’ funny . do it - do it hurt ? do the labor hurt ?,negative "man , I ’m starve ! what the hell be I think at dinner ? ! "" do you want soup or salad ? "" both ! always order both !",negative "y’know , y’know I ’m lookin ' and I do not think anyone ’s home here .",neutral "I say we just break the window , crawl through , and - and y’know explain later .",neutral yeah ? really ? no one ’s home ?,positive I do not think so . hello ? when you get in there,neutral "hey , what be up ?",neutral I just see Danny get on the subway with a girl and he have his arm around she .,negative "oh , honey , I be sorry .",negative "well , you should be , this be all your fault ! you meddle in our relationship ! !",negative you have no relationship ! !,negative "no , but I be do my thing and everything be go accord to the plan !",negative "oh God , stop with the plan !",negative "so what , so what you see he with a girl ?",neutral who care ? !,negative that do not mean anything !,negative "now look , you be go to go out on a date with Danny and you be go to be so charming he be go to forget all about that stupid subway girl .",neutral she be kinda stupid .,neutral you be right .,neutral "all right , I be just go to go on the date .",neutral I be go to go on the date .,neutral that be the new plan .,neutral hi .,neutral Phoebe !,positive Ta - da .,positive hey .,neutral hi .,neutral "Ahh , look at you , you look great .",positive "do I ? thank you , so do you .",neutral thank .,neutral sparkly .,neutral "so , wow , this be pretty wonerful , huh .",positive Mr. major capade guy .,neutral "I , I remember when you be just , like , King Friday in Mr. Roger 's Ice be nice .",neutral you always say I would make it .,positive "yeah , well , ya know , I be kind of spooky that way . Wooo .",neutral I miss you . I be go to get change .,neutral ok .,neutral "um , now . Phoebs .",neutral "oh , right , ok . Ole .",neutral what ?,neutral "um , the matador . Ole , ha ha ha .",positive "hi Joey it be Jane Rogers , can not wait for your party tonight .",positive "listen , I forget your address , can you give I a call ?",neutral "thank , bye .",neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive what be happen ?,positive "yeah , it be a real shame you can not make it to that one - woman show tonight .",negative "oh , I would love to , but I get to get up so early the next day and so , you know I , work come first",neutral "oh , yeah , yeah , yeah ...",neutral """ Hi Joey , it be Jane Rogers can not wait for your party tonight """,positive Stupid Jane Rogers ! !,negative you be have a party tonight ? ?,positive Kinda have a ... a thing for the day of our life 's people .,neutral and you be not go to tell we ? how do you think you be go to get away with that ?,negative I do it every year .,neutral you do that every year ? ?,positive I do not have to tell you that ! ! I be stupider than Jane Rogers ! !,negative "oh , that be why you get these ticket to that play , to get rid of we ? ?",negative yeah ...,neutral and last year be that why you send we to that medieval time restaurant ?,negative yeah ...,neutral "oh ! and the year before that , when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory ?",negative who be this from ?,positive "oh , that be Ross 's .",neutral oh ... oh my God . he remember .,positive remember what ?,neutral it be like month ago .,positive "we be walk by this antique store , and I see this pin in the window , and I tell he that it be just like one my grandmother have when I be a little girl .",negative oh !,positive I can not believe he remember !,positive "oh , it be so pretty . this must have cost he a fortune .",positive I can not believe he do this .,positive "come on , Ross ? remember back in college , when he fall in love with Carol and buy she that ridiculously expensive crystal duck ?",neutral what do you just say ?,positive f - hah .... flennin ....,negative oh .... my God .,positive I really like wake up with you .,positive "I like wake up with you too . oh ! it be such a beautiful morning . oh , I can stay here all day .",positive that would be great !,positive we could have breakfast in bed,positive "wait , just a second .",neutral okay . oh ! oh no .,positive "well that be depressing , I think I just buy a soft pretzel from one of the kid from",negative um - hmm . oh wait ! this be Bonnie .,positive hi !,positive this be Bonnie ? this be Bonnie ? you ’re Bonnie ?,positive I can show you an ID if you want ?,neutral "oh no , I ’m sorry , you look a lot different from the last time I - I see you .",positive "oh yeah , well I just start wear bras again .",neutral "oh , that must be it .",neutral well I hope you have fun tonight .,neutral thank ! you too .,positive I believe it .,neutral "yes , I do .",neutral "no you do — y'know what , you ’re not go to suck I into this .",negative "oh sure I be , because you always have to be right .",negative "I do not always have to be — okay , okay .",negative Jurassic Park,neutral "I be tell you , something be wrong ! my brother do not stay out all night .",negative maybe we should check the trash chute .,neutral Ross could not fit down the trash chute .,neutral "that be right , he almost could . which be exactly how I get stick there .",neutral hey !,neutral there he be !,positive oh my God ! where the hell have you be ? ! !,negative "just , y'know out .",neutral "ohh , out , oh God , I do not know why we do not think to check there !",negative what be you do ?,neutral "I uh , go to a bar . and then I just uh , just walk around for a while .",neutral he hook up ! he hook up with someone .,positive "look , I do not have to answer your question ! okay ? I be a big boy , I can do whatever I want !",negative he hook up ! ! tell we about she !,positive Ross you leave you scarf in … hey you guy .,neutral "oh yeah , that look good .",neutral you guy make a,neutral "yeah , we look great together .",positive okay .,neutral wow ! imagine what our kid would look like !,positive "y’know , we do not have to imagine .",neutral I ’m marry she .,positive we ’ll just see .,neutral hey ! hey ! be careful around my Porsche !,negative hi Joey .,neutral hey ! how you doin’ ?,neutral he have the most amazing Porsche under there !,positive "I ’d love to show ya , but I just tuck she in .",neutral she ’s sleep .,neutral "hey uh , would you two girl like to go for a drink ?",neutral "well , the old lady die .",negative and how do I know ?,neutral her die wish be for one last kiss .,neutral "but I do n’t care , because you get the apartment .",positive yes !,positive Ewww . yeah . Umm . I think I ’m go to stay here .,negative be not that great ?,positive ezel ! !,negative "Smelly cat , smelly cat , what be they feed you ? Smelly cat , smelly cat , it ’ not your fault .",neutral "wow , that ’ great .",positive "oh , yeah !",positive "y'know you could totally sell this . it ’d be perfect for like umm , a kitty litter campaign .",neutral "I ... , a jingle ? no , no - no - no , no .",neutral what ? why not ? you could make a ton of money .,positive "okay , well if I be in this for the money , I ’d be a millionaire by now , y'know .",neutral you just get to get out of that jingle head sweetie .,neutral "aw , you ’re right , you ’re right . I ’m sorry .",neutral "that ’ okay . all right , I ’m go to play song that ’s really , really sad . it ’s call Magician Box Mix up .",positive "okay sir , um - mm , let see if I get this right .",neutral "ah , so this be a half - caf , double tall , easy hazel nut , non - fat , no foam , with whip , extra hot latte , right ?",neutral "okay , great .",positive you freak .,negative thank you .,positive "um , coffee to go , please .",neutral Isabella Rosselini .,neutral be you serious ? oh my God .,positive damn ! I can not believe I take she off my list .,negative why ? ' cause otherwise you ’d go for it ?,neutral "yeah , maybe .",neutral "oh - oh , you lie .",negative what you do not think I ’d go up to she ?,neutral "Ross , it take you ten year to finally admit you like I .",neutral "yeah , well missy , you well be glad that list be laminate .",negative "you know what honey , you go ahead , we ’ll call she an alternate .",neutral "okay , hold my crawler .",neutral okay .,neutral "Rach , be you really go to let he do this ?",positive "honey , he ’s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini . I ’m just sorry we do not get popcorn .",positive "okay , that be , that be enough .",neutral will not you dance around with I .,neutral a - ha ! ! !,positive "oh - oh - oh , yeah ! that be right , you take good care of those baby !",positive excuse I ?,positive "it be I , Joey !",positive do I know you ?,positive Joey !,positive "oh - ho , yeah . yeah , the hand guy .",neutral okay that ’ fair .,neutral all right .,neutral good !,neutral pick one .,neutral left ! thank you .,positive you ’re welcome .,neutral Ross !,positive Joey ! we should just switch .,neutral yeah absolutely !,positive "Rachel , we ’re sorry for push those guy on you .",negative oh that ’s all right !,positive "y’know , I end up have a really good time .",positive "y’know , the charity be a big success and they raise a lot of money and awareness .",positive so what be it for anyway ?,neutral I wanna say a disease .,neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive I just get this really weird message from Ross . he say turn on,neutral "oh my God , look ! that ’s Elizabeth !",positive oh - oh Professor Geller .,neutral "Ahh , to be 13 again .",neutral "hey ! so uh , be he excited about the ticket ?",neutral no ! he blow we off !,negative what ? !,positive I know !,positive I can not believe it . can I tell you something ? I ’m a little mad at he now .,negative can I tell you something ? I too .,negative "y’know what ? he do not want to talk to we about be angry , well maybe we do n’t talk to he",negative ooooh ! freeze he out .,positive that ’ right !,positive I like it !,positive doorknob ?,neutral "yeah , it kinda grow on you . actually , I want to finish talk to you about uh , spring vacation .",neutral oh good .,positive "look , I … look , I ’m have a great time with you and I just do not want we to move to fast or put to much pressure on we .",negative "so , I ’m sorry I just do not think we should go away together yet .",negative It’s - it ’s too soon .,negative "Ross , I think you misunderstood what I be say . I just want to tell you that I ’m go to Florida for a couple week .",positive no . I think you misunderstood what,positive you be so adorable .,positive that ! let ’s talk about that .,positive hey !,positive how do you feel ?,neutral "well , let ’s just say that Krog will be fully equip to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hour .",neutral "okay , so I",neutral and protect they from a tornado ?,neutral oh my God .,positive "I know , the baby be asleep .",neutral "Phoebe , what , what happen here ? !",positive I do it ! I take care of the baby all by myself !,positive but my apartment !,positive be not as important as the fact that Phoebe take care of the baby all by herself .,neutral "you ’re right , you ’re right I should not freak out .",neutral ' cause this be what will happen when you and I have baby !,neutral when will that be ?,neutral "Phoebe , would you take a look at this mess ! ! ! !",negative hey Ross ! the baby ’s kicking !,positive what ? ! it be ? !,positive it ’s not kick right now . although we would love to see you do that again .,positive "hey , when - when be it kick ? what happen ?",positive last night ! I just feel it and I go into Joey ’s room and he be sleep,positive a dreamless sleep .,neutral "so come on , you guy , tell I all the dirt !",positive "well , the big news be still you dump Barry at the altar !",neutral alright . let us talk reality for a second .,neutral okay .,neutral when be you come home ?,neutral "what ? guy , I be not .",positive "come on , this be we .",neutral I be not ! this be what I be do now . I have get this job-,neutral waitress ?,positive "okay , I be not just waitress .",neutral I be ..,neutral "I , um ...",neutral "I write the special on the special board , and , uh ... and I , uh ...",neutral "I take the uh dead flower out of the vase ... oh , and , um , sometimes Artelle let I put the little chocolate blobbie on the cookie .",negative "we get off around midnight , why do not we pick you up then ?",neutral "so , um , will you bring the truck ?",neutral I will even let you ring the bell .,neutral "oh , my god .",positive "see , there you go , the cleansing work !",positive they be nice guy .,neutral "oh , they be fireman guy .",positive your son .,neutral "no - no - no . I do not have a son name Jordie . we all agree , my son 's name be Jamie .",negative "well , Jamie be the name of Susan 's first girlfriend , so we go back to Jordie .",neutral "what ? whoa , whoa whoa whoa , what do you mean ,",positive "ow , ow , ow , ow , leg cramp , leg cramp , leg cramp .",negative I get it .,neutral I get it .,neutral "I get it ! hey , you get to sleep with she , I get the cramp .",negative "no , you do not .",neutral "all right , that be it . I want both of you out .",negative why ?,positive he start it !,negative "no , you start it .",negative "I do not care . I be try to get a person out of my body here , and you be not make it any easy .",negative now go !,negative thank a lot .,negative see what you do .,negative "yeah , listen ...",neutral out,negative "oh , and I can also speak a little french . voulez - vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? why ? what do I say ?",positive "well , you just ask if I want to go to bed with you tonight .",neutral oh my god ! no wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice .,positive "knock , knock , knock , knock , hi .",neutral "um , could you please tell Sergei that um , I be fascinate by what Boutros Boutros Gali say in the New York Times .",neutral you do not say Boutros Boutros Gali .,neutral Boutros Boutros Gali .,neutral he say he be too .,neutral interesting .,neutral so I be wonder ....,neutral "okay , ah , before you get all talky again , umm , could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit .",positive "eh , he say , thank you very much , he think you look very pretty tonight , your hair , golden like the sun .",positive so you be a chef ?,neutral I ’m also think about open up my own restaurant .,positive "oh , really .",positive "Monica , can I talk to you behind my menu , please . what be you do ?",neutral "well , I be have a conversation .",neutral "yeah but , Mischa be so interested in you , that Sergei and I have n’t be able to say two word to each other .",negative what do you want I to do ? just sit here silently while you three have a conversation ?,negative that would be great . thank you .,neutral so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forget the camera !,negative "oh , y'know the same thing happen to I one time .",neutral when do that happen to you ? !,positive do not you remember when we be jog in the park and we see that really pretty bird and want to take a picture — I do not have my camera !,neutral "oh yeah . first off all , chase the Churo guy be not jog .",negative "oh , this be so good you have get to try it .",positive "oh , damn ! I get it on my pant .",negative "here , I will get it .",neutral we would well take these pant off upstairs or that stain 's go to set .,neutral Yep . I be go to wear these on our date tonight .,positive "oh , great !",positive "okay , bye ! oh my God ! !",positive that be unbelievable !,positive "yeah , wow , sorry Rach .",negative I do not believe they be brother and sister .,positive they be brother and sister ! ! !,positive action !,neutral I find the picture !,negative what picture ? !,positive the picture of my wife ! in your pack !,negative you go through my personal property ?,negative why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack ? !,negative "because Vincent , we be lover . for two year !",negative cut ! wonderful !,positive great scene yeah ?,positive "oh you ’re awesome ! and , in that last speech ? you soak I .",positive here ’ your call sheet for tomorrow .,neutral I know .,neutral "so Chandler , your parent must ’ve be thrill when you tell they you be engage .",positive "oh yeah , I should probably call they .",neutral I remember when we first get engage .,positive "oh , I do not think I ever hear that story .",neutral "well , I ’d get Judy pregnant . I still do not know how that happen .",positive you do not know how that happen ? ! your dog think my diaphragm be a chew toy !,negative what a sweet story .,neutral "well , at least you ’re not hear it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party .",negative what ? ! they want a scary story !,positive "anyway , we ’re really excited about our wedding plan , and well I guess pretty soon we ’ll be make a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund .",positive what ?,positive "you tell she Jack , I can not do it .",negative what happen ? you still have the Monica wedding fund do n’t you ?,positive "we have it . only now , we call it the beach house .",neutral "after apply the Waxine and linen strip to leg number one ,",neutral do that !,positive grasp one of the linen strip by its ' easy grab tab ' and pull it off in one quick pain free motion .,neutral okay . Ow ! ! ! ! ! ow - oh - oh !,positive be it not pain - free ?,positive "no . it be painful . oh my God , they should call it pain - zine , now with a little wax .",negative "huh , well , the girl in the satin nightie on the commercial do n’t seem to think it ’s that bad .",neutral that ’s because their nerve be probably deaden from be so stupid .,negative "but hey , y'know if you do not believe I , please , by my guest .",neutral ow - ow - ow - ow ! oh my God ! ! !,positive "now umm , remember I ’m still learn .",neutral "one , two , three , four !",neutral you know the song ! sing along !,positive so ?,neutral no !,negative oh my God ! that ’ David !,positive David who ?,neutral "David the scientist guy , David that I be in love with , David who go to Russia and break my heart David !",negative oh my God !,positive "oh , you say someone ’s name enough , they turn around .",neutral Phoebe ?,positive David ! what - what be you do here ? be n’t you suppose to be in Russia ?,positive "yeah , I ’m just , I ’m just in town for a conference . Umm ,",neutral well … yeah . you look great too . do you get a haircut ?,positive yeah . well I - I get like thirty of they .,neutral yeah .,neutral yes ! Santa 's coming !,positive "hey , uh , I ’m really , really sorry about what happen in the cafeteria today .",negative "it ’ no big deal . hey , y’know , you do what you get to do . right ?",neutral "but hey , it ’ not just I , I mean the scientist and the tour guide",neutral whatever .,neutral "okay , Mon , back I up here .",neutral "where you work the uh , waiter eat with the waiter , right ?",neutral "and the chef eat with the other chef , right ?",neutral I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hate I .,negative "look , Ross , really it’s - it ’ no big deal .",neutral "y’know you wear a white coat , I wear a blue blazer , if that mean we can not be friend at work , then so be it .",negative "y’know , hey I understand .",neutral y’know ?,neutral "hey , when I ’m in a play and you ’re in the audience , I do n’t talk to you , right ?",neutral "so it ’ y’know , it ’s uh , it ’ cool .",neutral I ’ll see you tomorrow .,neutral "yeah , when we ’re in the audience he do n’t talk to we , but he do wave .",neutral you do look like an idiot .,positive "hey , I be not the only one who look like an idiot .",neutral all right ?,neutral "remember when Ross try to say , "" Butternut squash ? """,positive "and it come out , "" Squatternut buash ? """,positive yeah that be the same .,neutral that be it . that be my bad Thanksgiving .,negative oh wait ! that can not be the one Rachel 's talk about . she do not even know that happen . so which one be it ?,neutral "Umm , I - I really do not want to tell this story .",negative "oh , come on Monica , relive past pain and get depressed be what Thanksgiving be all about .",neutral "y'know , for I anyway .",negative "and of course , the Indians .",negative "look umm , of all people , you do not want I to tell this story !",negative "hi , guy .",neutral hi ! Phoebe .,positive hi Phoebe .,neutral "I - I want to apologise if I — y’know seem a tad edgy yesterday at my shower . y’know it ’ just the hormone , y’know .",negative no we,neutral Hormones .,neutral "hormone , yeah .",neutral your parent ' ?,neutral "yeah , they ’re out of town .",neutral ohh .,positive "yeah - yeah , it ’ this",neutral yeah that work .,neutral they - they - they can smell fear .,negative bing ! ho ! and the Bing - ette !,positive "honey , you remember my boss Doug right ?",neutral "yes , hi .",neutral "hi . so good news , the divorce be final . I sign the paper this A.M.",positive "I do not know you and Carol be get divorce , I ’m sorry .",negative "sorry ? finally chew my leg out of that bear trap . hey , congratulation to you guy though !",positive no leg - chew for we sir .,neutral "oh well , give it time .",neutral "so the divorce , the marriage , we ’ve get a lot to celebrate .",positive how about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night ?,neutral "tomorrow night it be then , I should be out of court by six .",positive they keep throw these sexual harassment case at I and I keep knock they out of the park !,positive "okay , I ’ll see you tomorrow !",positive "just so you know , we ’re not see he tomorrow .",neutral I - I can not spend another evening with that man .,negative do you remember how he behave at our wedding ?,negative no .,neutral that ’s because he be not invite because of the way he behave at our engagement party .,negative "oh yeah . boy , urine cut",negative "now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there ! who care , y'know ? now I get the leg",neutral "how many time have I tell you guy , you",neutral hi Chandler .,neutral hey !,neutral "uh , listen , I need that broil pan that Joey borrow the other day .",neutral "oh that be yours ? uh , yeah , we use it when the duck be throw up caterpillar .",negative William Sonoma,neutral expect it in 4 - 6 week .,neutral "Umm , hey , umm , Joey 's go to be at the telethon for the rest of the day , we have the whole place to ourselves .",neutral "yeah , so ?",neutral "well I just , think maybe you would wanna book some time with the good you would ever have .",neutral "y'know what , champ ? I think I will pass .",neutral why ?,positive why ?,neutral what be your point ?,neutral "so uh , what ’s your name ?",neutral it be Jake .,neutral "Joey . hey Jake , do you like the Knicks ?",neutral "yeah , big fan .",neutral "I too ! there ’ a game on Tuesday , do you wanna go ?",positive yeah that would be great ! let I make sure I ’m not do anything Tuesday .,positive Ugh . Ross !,negative hi ! sorry I ’m late . be you sleep ?,neutral "Ahh , nooo ! !",positive "oh , great !",positive "listen , oh I have to get you a whole new battery .",neutral "I get you the good one I could , ' cause that ’s not where you want to skimp .",neutral "you ’re a genius , Ross .",positive "yeah , well it come to about $ 112 , but what the hell , just call it an even 110 ?",neutral "okay , I ’ll pay you tomorrow .",neutral "so they ah , they all take off , it be pretty hard watch they go , y'know ?",negative "yeah , okay , bye .",neutral so I ’m go to take off then !,neutral "hey ! oh right , tonight be your party .",positive "oh wow , you look great ! glad you could make it .",positive "oh well , y'know , the gala have to end sometime .",neutral "do not go anywhere , I will be right back .",neutral "yeah , sure . all right , whose court be the ball in now ?",neutral I think there be not a ball ?,neutral "oh , come on ! he be glad that I come , he do not want I to go anywhere , ball fly all over the place !",neutral "Rachel , this be my friend Tom .",neutral "oh , go on ! you tell people about I ?",positive you two could really hit it off ! I be go to go mingle .,positive so you work at,neutral "yeah , okay , at ease solider !",neutral I be sorry ?,positive "no , it be all right , you can just drop the act Tommy .",neutral "I be go to go talk to uh , a friend .",negative "yeah , yeah , you go talk to your friend . you tell he , "" nice try . """,negative man ! he just keep lob they up and I just keep knock they right out of the park !,positive I think I need a drink .,neutral yeah !,positive "hey , Pheebs ?",neutral "no , I can not talk to you ! I do not have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages !",negative "look , Pheebs , I just , I wanna apologize for , for say that your method be stupid and - and maybe ask you to be my teacher again .",negative "and - and I promise , I will not touch a guitar until you say I be ready .",neutral you really think I be ready ?,positive uh - huh !,positive wow ! cool !,positive be the chord at least right,neutral no !,negative "well , this have be fun .",neutral "yes . yes , thank for let I use your phone ... and for save my life .",positive "well , goodbye Chandler . I have a great blackout . see ya .",neutral "hi , um , I be account number 7143457 .",neutral "and , uh , I do not know if you get any of that , but I would really like a copy of the tape .",neutral we ’re begin to see a lot of layering of sheer fabric and colour . for instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink ....,neutral I ’m really glad we come . you ’re so pretty . I love you .,positive "okay , that ’ a fire . oh yeah . oh yeah .",neutral "excuse I , I ’m sorry , I ’m go to have to call you back , I ’ve get a schemp in my office .",neutral what be you do ?,neutral I ’m sorry .,neutral "but ah , hey , oh , somebody ’ off the phone , how ' bout a glass of wine by the fire , I could get it go again .",neutral "Ross you ’re not listen to I , I do not have time to stop .",neutral "come on Rach , you do not have what , ten minute ?",neutral I do not have ten minute ! !,negative "what ? Sophie , do she have ten minute ?",neutral "hey , Ross ! ! ! I tell you I do n’t !",negative "do not yell at I okay , this be the most I ’ve see you all week .",negative "look , I can not do this right now , okay , I ’ve get a deadline , would you just go home , I ’ll talk to you later .",neutral "yeah , but wait ...",neutral good bye !,neutral "actually , that ’s our three hole punch .",neutral oh yeah ? when ?,positive I will tell you what .,neutral "when we be 40 , if neither one of we be marry , what do you say you and I get together and have one ?",neutral why will not I be marry when I be 40 ?,positive "oh , no , no . I just mean hypothetically .",neutral "ok , hypothetically , why will not I be marry when I be 40 ?",negative "no , no , no .",neutral what be it ? be there something fundamentally unmarriable about I ?,negative "uh , uh .",neutral well ?,positive dear God ! this parachute be a knapsack !,positive hey .,neutral "hey . Ooh , look at you , dressy - dress .",positive do you go home and change ?,positive "yeah , well , it be an important day . I wanna look nice . um , have uh Dr. Franzblau be by ?",neutral "no , I have not see he .",neutral "well , where be he ? he be suppose to be here . what if the baby need he ?",positive "Rachel , what be the deal with you and doctor , anyway ? be , like , your father a doctor ?",neutral "yeah , why ?",neutral no reason .,neutral I be the holiday armadillo ! I be a friend of Santa 's and he send I here to wish you a Merry Christmas !,positive "what happen to Santa , Holiday Armadillo ?",positive "yes ! yes ! please , just give it to I !",positive "yeah , that ’s she .",neutral thank you .,neutral it ’ unbelievable ! I - I can not believe that sign do n’t work !,positive y’know what would work ?,neutral stop make candy !,negative you mean they like you .,neutral maybe .,neutral be that why you become a chef ? so that people would like you ?,positive "oh , you really want to talk about get people to like you huh , funny man ?",negative "we be on the platform , ready to dance the world into the new Millennium , and the guy yell ' CUT ! '",negative "uh , wait , so you guy be tell I you actually do the routine from eighth grade ?",positive "yeah . but of course we have to update it a little bit . hey , by the way , great thinking about catch I !",positive ' cos I be go to say there ’ no way you could ’ve do the end the way you guy do it back then !,positive what ? we could do it !,positive "I do n’t know , I mean you be a lot big , I mean , strong back then .",positive "I can do it , okay ? come on , let ’s go .",neutral "1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8",neutral I can not do it !,negative "now you do that , you ’re on tv .",neutral hey !,positive "so , what be you guy in the market for ? we ’ve get uh , scarf , tulip post card ...",neutral check this out ? Huh ? yeah . that ’s the stuff . what do you think ?,neutral "well , I do not have to buy that , "" I ’m with stupid "" T - shirt anymore .",neutral "well , I like it . here you go .",neutral "all right , look , you ’re not really go to buy that be you ? do not you think you ’ve embarrass I enough for one day ?",negative "oh , I embarrass you ?",positive how can I answer that when I ’m pretend I do not know you ?,neutral oh really ? then how come no one here be wear they ?,neutral they ’re all tourist .,neutral "all right , look , if you insist on wear that , in public , y’know , you ’re go to spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself .",negative oh yeah ? if you ’re go to make I choose between you and the hat ? I choose the hat .,neutral good choice .,negative thank .,positive "okay , wait . all right , that ’s it , okay , I ’m out of here . I be not go to be embarrassed anymore !",negative "so ! I be just an empty vase , huh ?",positive what ?,positive "y'know , so I do not read as many important book as you do , and I do not write trick poem that seem to be about one thing but be actually about something else .",negative "and y'know what , I get excited about stupid stuff , like when I my",neutral "whoa , whoa , whoa .",positive you do not even know I ...,negative "whoa , whoa , whoa , the poem be not about you .",positive what ?,positive "the Empty Vase be not about you . my baby , you make I so sad that you would think this .",negative "I be sorry , my friend Phoebe ...",negative "no , it be about all woman . well , all american woman . you feel well now ?",neutral oh yeah .,neutral "okay , forward . Forward — stop ! okay , back — stop ! okay , forward — stop ! stop ! stop !",neutral "okay , here ’s what we ’re go to do .",neutral "okay , I ’m go to break into this mini - van and put it in neutral .",neutral you guy push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot .,neutral okay ?,neutral "all right , here we go .",neutral Haul ass ! ! !,neutral "so it say that by the year 2030 , there will be computer that can carry out the same number of function as an actual human brain .",neutral so theoretically we could download our thought and our memory into this computer ...,neutral ... and live forever as a machine !,positive "that be so Janine , you - you - you know what , do you know we be do right now ?",positive "you and I , we be interface .",neutral "yeah , I get to go .",negative ba dum bumb cheshhh !,positive "David , can you help I ? ! I be try to explain to Chandler how a plane stay in the air .",neutral "oh , certainly . that be a combination of Bernoulli 's principle and Newton 's third law of motion .",neutral see ?,neutral "yeah , that be the same as "" it have something to do with wind "" .",negative "alright , I be go to go pick up a few thing for the trip .",neutral "oh , I should go , too .",neutral "oh , now ... tomorrow do you guy wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there .",neutral "oh ... Mike 's sister just invite I to a party tonight , he be go to be there .",negative "and she be like "" oh , do not worry !",negative I ask he .,neutral "he be totally ok with see you ! "" .",negative so now I have to go so he will think that I be totally ok with see he !,positive "which you be not , because you have totally hang up on he !",negative exactly !,neutral and you be go to want he to eat his heart out so you be go to have to look fabulous !,neutral "I do not even think about that ! Aaargh ,",negative "hey Pheebs , I'm - I'm take Charlie shopping , why do not you come and I will help you find something .",neutral "ok , that will be great !",positive "oh , be not that nice ? the three of you try on slutty lingerie together .",negative that be not what we be go to do !,negative "why would you ruin it , who be that hurtin ' ?",negative "Julie hi ! Chandler Bing , I , I guess you remember I .",positive Hello Skidmark .,neutral "it ’ a nickname , I ’ll explain later .",neutral it ’ pretty clear .,neutral "ah , uh , I owe you a long overdue apology . I never should have break up with you because you be overweight .",neutral that ’s why you break up with I ?,positive "you - you - you do not know that . well , I guess my work here be do !",negative ni - chou chi - ma !,positive "Ross ! excuse I , pardon I , excuse I ....",positive hi everyone .,neutral "I just , I want to thank you for our uh , our little talk before .",neutral "well , I be go to , but after I talk to you , I talk to Joey .",neutral "what do , what do he say ?",negative "basically he tell I to get over myself and just do it , ya know .",neutral "so I though about what you say and I though about what he say and , well , his way I get to have sex tonight so .",neutral "oh , great !",positive "we could not keep our eye off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know , he ’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck .",positive "okay , stop it Phoebe , you ’re get I all tingly .",positive "all I could think of be y’know , "" be he go to kiss I ? be he go to kiss I ? """,positive and do he ?,neutral "I ’m a lady Monica , I do not kiss and tell . but this hickey speak for itself .",positive "okay - okay , I get it . I get it .",neutral I just like he so much that I just feel like I ’ve have 10 drink today and I ’ve only have six .,positive "oh , I have not have that feeling since I first start go out with Chandler .",positive "wow , I ’m never go to have that feeling again , be I ?",negative you sound like a guy .,negative "no , a guy would be say , "" I ’m never go to get to sleep with anyone else . """,negative oh my God !,positive I ’m never go to get to sleep with anyone else !,negative I ’ve be so busy plan the wedding that I forget about all the thing that I ’d be give up !,positive "I mean , I … I’m never go to have a first kiss again .",negative you ’ll have a last kiss .,neutral thank you so much for come back over .,positive "oh good , you ’re here . yeah , and I be worried that it be go to be uncomfortable .",negative "I know Mona , just hear I out .",neutral "first of all , I ’m so sorry about my father yell at you , but I hear you totally hold your own .",neutral you ’re go to have to tell I how you do that .,neutral Focus .,neutral "okay . um … But — okay , yes Ross and I use to date . and yes we be go to have a baby . but we be",neutral all right where ’s that turkey !,neutral Joey ! those be my maternity pant !,positive not now ! these be my Thanksgiving pant !,positive no .,neutral no !,negative "oh , would you look at that Monica ?",positive "I just knock off all of your top score , how sad .",positive "okay , I ’m next . do n’t ! do not start another game ! I say I ’m next ! phoebe !",negative "oh , I ’m sorry . I do not hear you over all the winning .",positive Chandler ! Phoebe ’s hog the game !,negative remember I have to leave the room the other day when you have that roast chicken ?,neutral yeah . but I think that be because I put the whole thing on my hand and make it walk across the table .,neutral "anyway , it just do not seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people . okay ? it ’ a lot of work .",neutral but you get to have turkey on Thanksgiving !,positive "I mean , Thanksgiving with no turkey be like - like Fourth of July with no apple pie !",negative or Friday with no two pizza !,negative all right fine ! if it mean that much to you ! but just — there ’s go to be a ton leave over .,negative no there will n’t ! I promise I will finish that turkey !,positive "all right , you ’re tell I you can eat an entire turkey in just one sit ?",neutral that ’ right !,positive ' cause I ’m a Tribbiani !,positive and this be what we do !,neutral we can eat !,positive "wow ! it be huge ! it be so much big than the cubicle . oh , this be a cube .",positive look at this !,positive oh ! you have a window !,positive yes indeedy ! with a beautiful view of ...,positive oh look ! that guy 's peeing !,positive hi .,neutral hi .,neutral "y'know what ? I can not do this with my left hand ! would you please , help I with this too ?",negative okay . let ’s use this brush .,neutral okay . this stuff ?,neutral yeah .,neutral all right .,neutral "careful . light . okay , do you know how , just sweep it across the lid . okay ? just sweep it .",neutral Okay - Dokey,negative where exactly be your zoo ?,neutral "well , it be technically not a zoo per se , it be more of an interactive wildlife experience .",neutral "let I ask you some question about , be it , uh , Marcel ?",neutral yes .,neutral "do he , uh , fight with other animal ?",neutral "no - no , he be , he be very docile .",neutral even if he be ... corner ?,neutral "well I , I do not know . why ?",neutral "uh , how be he at handle small object ?",neutral "he can hold a banana , if that be whatcha mean ...",neutral "how about a hammer , or a small blade ?",neutral otherwise it be just cruel .,neutral "he- he- he get in , he- he get in to San Diego .",positive "we , we come back from our walk and the- the phone be ring ...",neutral ... he be in .,neutral "he be in ! oh , do you hear that , Marcel ? San Diego . San Diego !",positive you be make a big mistake here .,negative "I mean , San Diego 's all well and good , but if you give he to I , I will start he off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gain .",neutral my speciman be in the room and I just want to thank whoever knock on the door while I be in there .,neutral really help speed the process along !,positive janice !,positive you be not ... go ?,positive sid be still in his room .,neutral I do not allow porn at home so this be like a vacation for he .,positive so do you do it ?,positive do you make your deposit ?,neutral yeah ! yeah ... the hard part be over !,positive "that be not the hard part honey ! the hard part be what come next , I mean be not you worried about the result ?",negative I have not ... I have not even think about the result yet ... I just assume that everything be go to be ok .,positive "oh ! well , you know what ? it probably be .",neutral "Phoebe , where be your purse ?",negative "no , no ! give it to I !",negative you can not have it .,negative give it to I !,negative no,negative I will go in there .,negative oh yeah .,negative Phoebe come here,neutral haha !,positive damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing !,negative "what we do be wrong . oh god , I just have sex with somebody that be not alive during the Bicentennial .",negative I just have sex .,neutral "Ethan , focus . how could you not tell I ?",positive "well , you never tell I how old you be .",neutral "well , that be different . my lie do not make one of we a felon in 48 state . what be you think ?",negative I be not think . I be too busy fallin ' ...,positive do not say it .,negative ... in love with you .,positive really ?,positive sorry .,negative "well , fall out of it .",negative "you know , you should not even be here , it be a school night .",negative "oh god , oh god .",positive I be like those woman that you see with shiny guy name Chad .,negative I be Joan Collins .,negative who ?,neutral "that ’ right , still no baby ! come on people ! please make some room !",negative "uh sweetie , maybe you ’d be more comfortable here ?",neutral you . like you have not do enough .,negative "look , I - I know how miserable you be , I wish there be something I can do .",neutral I mean I wish I be a seahorse .,neutral "because with seahorse it ’ the male , they carry the baby .",neutral "and then also umm , I ’d be far away in the sea .",negative God . I have never be so uncomfortable in my entire life !,positive "oh I know , I ’ve be there . I remember toward the end",neutral "oh Phoebe , that ’ a great story .",neutral can you tell it to I when you ’re get I some iced tea ?,negative "oh God , get out !",negative get out ! !,negative get out ! !,negative get out !,negative let ’s .,neutral "all right , I know ! I know . yeah , it ’ll be okay .",positive oh my God … .What ’s he go to do now ?,negative I can not watch !,negative oh .,neutral "seriously , how can you watch this ?",negative be n’t you scared ?,negative terrify .,negative oh - hey - hey - hey ! there you be !,positive "Umm , listen there be something I think you should know .",neutral "oh , be this about you - you date the nurse ?",positive "yeah , Joey already tell I , and I be so - so fine .",neutral "I mean , you and I we be just , y'know , we be nothing , we be goofin ' around .",neutral "Umm , actually I be about to tell you that I be , I be go to get out of it , but hey , if we be just goof around then uh , maybe I",neutral fine ! maybe I will too !,positive "well , it be quite large . I - I - I - I - I have to throw most of it away .",negative you - you - you - you throw my sandwich away !,negative my sandwich ? ! ! !,negative MY sandwich ! ! ! ! ! !,negative "what ’s the matter , Pheebs ?",neutral she cancel ! my namesake cancel on I !,negative what ? !,positive "yeah , she clam she have to go out of town suddenly .",negative "she ’s avoid I , she do not want to tell I where my Father be .",negative "she know , and she will not tell I .",negative "Aww Pheebs , that suck !",negative "yeah , well , do n’t "" Aww Pheebs , that suck ! "" I yet .",negative where ya go ?,neutral "well , she ’ out of town so , there ’s get to be something in her house that tell I where my Father be .",neutral "uh , Pheebs , some people call that breaking and enter .",negative "well , be any of those people here ? !",negative "oh my God , so do I !",positive "I know it , wow ! !",positive "wait - wait - wait , wait ! puppy . cute or ugly ?",neutral "ohh , so cute .",positive "uh - huh , well ! but umm , still I’m - I’m mad at you .",negative I know . I ’m mad at I too .,negative "well umm , do you wanna get something to eat ? I ’m kinda hungry .",neutral hey ! I too !,positive "all right , stop it . now you ’re just do it to freak I out .",negative "ok , you can do this .",neutral it be just like pull off a band - aid .,neutral "just do it really fast , and then the wound be expose .",neutral "janice . hi , Janice . ok , here we go . I do not think we should go out anymore . Janice .",negative "all right . well , there you go . stop it , stop it , stop it .",negative oh my God ! that guy at the counter be totally check you out !,positive "really ? my God , he ’ really cute .",positive go for it .,neutral "Phoebe , I ’m engage !",positive "I ’m just say , get his number just in case .",neutral but no : Chandler be in an accident and can not perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the need that he can no long fulfill .,neutral "Op , can I just tell you something ? very flattered but umm , I ’m engaged .",positive well you should be embarrassed .,negative "I do , but that be really fun .",positive hey .,neutral Chandler . I sense it be you .,neutral what ? !,positive Unagi . I ’m always aware .,neutral "okay , be you aware unagi be an eel ?",positive what ’s up ?,neutral I can not figure out what to make Monica .,neutral "oh , why do n’t you make her one of your little joke .",negative I ’m go crazy ! okay ? do you have any thing around here that look homemade ?,negative y’know what ?,neutral she’d - she’d love this .,neutral "uh , it ’ an exact replica of Apollo 8 .",neutral I make it in the sixth grade .,neutral "yeah , I guess I could use that . I could say that your love send I to the moon .",neutral "yeah - yeah , except Apollo 8 do not actually land on the moon .",neutral "but you - you - you could write that umm , your love let I orbit the moon twice and return safely .",positive "wait a minute , I can not give this to she .",neutral why not ?,neutral "because it say "" Captain Ross "" on the side and "" I hate Monica "" on the bottom .",neutral oh . oh I just can not believe Clark stand I up !,negative he might still show up .,neutral "oh , what be you , stupid ? it ’s be three hour .",negative be that all ?,neutral "I should just go on to happy thing , okay ? Umm , why do not you tell about your lovely wedding ?",negative "well actually uh , there be something we want to tell you about the wedding .",neutral "um , it ’s go to be a small ceremony .",neutral "uh , tiny !",positive we ’re not even sure why we ’re have it .,neutral it ’s actually go to be just family .,neutral "oh … wait … you two think of I as family ? ! oh , I have to ask you something now and be honest ; do you want I to sing",positive "come here to I . no - no , you come here to I .",neutral hey Ross ! I bring reinforcement .,positive "oh great ! what , you bring Joey ?",positive "well , I bring the next good thing .",neutral whoa ! Y'know what Katie ? I get to tell ya I - I - I - I think you be the one who be too much .,positive "Ohh , Joey have the nice friend !",positive "Ohh , and the nice girlfriend !",positive you be so sweet !,positive "ohh , you be so sweet !",positive "Oww ! ! ! ! Joey , she just kick I .",positive Huh .,neutral well ? be not you go to do something ?,neutral uhh … .,neutral "you would well do something , or I be go to walk out that door right now ! well ? be you go to ?",negative Nah .,neutral "how could you pick up a hitchhiker ? ! he could be a rape — , a rapist or a killer or something !",negative do not you think I ask he that before he get in ? !,positive "y’know what ? I ’m not talk to you ! you go back to sleep ! and you , be you a rapist ? !",negative no !,negative do you like car game ?,neutral "yeah , y’know the license plate game ?",neutral I,neutral "Ooh , I ’ll play ! I ’ll play !",positive no - no ! you need your sleep . night - night ! Shh !,negative "Pheebs , can you help I pick out an engagement ring for Monica ?",neutral I can not figure this out !,negative it ’ so hard !,negative should I get she a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a — ah - ah !,negative paper cut !,negative "now , have you tell anyone else ?",neutral "no , I do not want to tell anybody else because I do not want Monica to find out .",neutral you tell I .,positive "well , it ’ because I trust you , you ’re one of my good friend , and you walk in on I when I be look at ring brochure .",negative "yeah well , once again not knock pay off . I only wish you have not be on the toilet .",positive I too .,neutral hey .,neutral hey .,neutral "hey ! so Chandler , wanna go to the coffeehouse ?",positive oh all right .,neutral "oh perfect , we be just go to see if you want to go .",neutral "oh well , we do n’t because we get … the … other pl - place .",neutral how rude .,negative "oh , I ’m sorry . you wanna bite ?",positive "the stripper steal the ring ! ! the stripper steal the ring ! ! Chandler ! Chandler , get up ! get up ! the stripper steal the ring !",positive what ?,positive the ring be go !,positive Ugh .,negative "just a sec , give I a minute to wake up for this — ah - ha - ha ! !",neutral you lose the ring !,positive you ’re the bad good man ever !,negative "Dude , this be n’t funny !",negative what be I go to do ? !,negative "I go to bed last night , everything ’ cool !",positive "I wake up this morning , the stripper ’s go and the ring be go !",negative you sleep with the stripper ?,positive of course ! !,negative what difference do that make ? !,negative "well , I be just — if the paste match the pant , you can make yourself a pair of paste pant and she will not know the difference !",negative "Joey , do you have a minute ?",neutral "Dude , what be I go to",negative "uh , Rachel 's here , so good luck man , let I know how it work out .",negative "oh , Joey , I have such a problem !",negative "oh well , you be time could not be well . I be put out fire all over the place .",neutral "okay . okay . okay . Joey , I have",neutral "what - what be it , what be it ?",neutral "oh my God , it be so huge , but you just have to promise I that you can not tell anyone .",positive "oh no , no - no - no - no ! I do not want to know !",negative "yes ! yes ! yes , you do want to know ! this be unbelievable !",negative "I do not care , Rach ! look , I be tired of be the guy who know all the secret but can not tell anyone !",negative what ? what secret ? you know secret ? what be they ?,positive and you be not suppose to be gossip ! !,negative "I know , I know ! I just can not keep this one in , so I pick up the phone",negative I be not listen to you !,negative oh ! yay ! look ! there ’ a piece that do not have floor on it !,positive "hey , come on now !",negative "all right , what be we havin’ ?",neutral "uhh , I do not believe in these crazy diet y’know , just everything in moderation .",neutral I ’ll take those to go . for the kid .,neutral "oh , I know what I want to ask you . you be on the show year ago and then they kill you off . what happen there ?",neutral "it be so stupid , I say some stuff in an interview that I should not have say .",negative "but believe I , that ’s not go to happen today .",neutral "Understood . so , what ’d you say back then ?",neutral "well , I say that I",neutral ha !,neutral so you like the drum !,positive "that be , that be great !",positive "y’know , I be worried , that , you know , they would maybe an unbearable living situation .",neutral "all right , okay , well , apparently not !",negative "so , yay !",positive "hey - hey , Pheebs , check it out , we already learn a song . ready ? one , two , three , four ...",neutral Tequila ! !,positive that be fun .,positive "whoa - whoa , Treeger make you cry ?",positive yes ! and he say really mean thing that be only partly true .,negative I ’m go to go down there and teach that guy a lesson .,negative "Joey , please do n’t do that . I think it ’ good that we just forget about it .",negative "that ’ easy for you to say , you be not almost just kill .",negative "all right that ’s it , school be in session !",neutral my God ! be this a gym card ?,positive "oh yeah , gym member . I try to go four time a week , but I ’ve miss the last 1200 time .",neutral so why do not you quit ?,neutral you do not think I ’ve try ? you think I,positive who be Maria ?,neutral "oh Maria . you can not say no to she , she ’s like this lycra spandex cover gym … treat .",positive you need I to go down there with you and hold your hand ?,neutral no !,negative so you ’re strong enough to face she on your own ?,neutral "oh no , you ’ll have to come .",negative "Pheebs , I do not think anyone be mad about that .",neutral exactly ! because it be in the past !,negative anybody go to eat that ?,neutral pheebs !,positive hey !,positive "listen , you know how uh , when you ’re wear pant and you lean forward I check out your underwear ?",neutral yeah !,neutral "well , when Jake do it I see that … he be wear woman ’s underwear !",positive I know . they be mine .,neutral "oh . no ! no wait , that ’ weird !",negative "no , it ’s not ! we be just goof around and I dare he to try they on .",neutral that ’ weird !,negative I ’m wear his brief right now .,neutral that’s … kinda hot .,positive I think so too . and that little flap ? great for hold my lipstick .,positive "yeah , I would not know about that .",neutral and ! y’know what Jake say ? that woman ’s underwear be actually more comfortable . and he love the way the silk feel against his skin .,positive "yeah well next thing you know , he ’ll be tell you that your high heel be good for his posture !",negative there be nothing wrong with Jake ! okay ? he be all man ! I ’m think even more than you .,neutral "oh yeah , he look like a real lumberjack in those pink lacy .",negative I ’m just say that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in woman ’s underwear !,neutral I do not think you could ever do that .,neutral hey ! I,neutral "okay , whatever .",negative lust of the flesh .,neutral what ?,neutral I do not know . a cowboy theme ?,neutral "hey uh , be it okay to come in ?",neutral "of course ! oh Joey , this ring I … it ’ beautiful I love it !",positive "yeah uh look Rach , there ’ something I get to tell ya .",neutral hey !,positive hey ! be you ready to try nursing again ?,neutral "yeah ! hi Emma . hey , why do you think she will not take my breast ?",neutral "it ’ all right honey , it take some baby a while to get it , but do not worry . it ’ll happen .",neutral Yowza,negative "okay sweetie , you can do it . just open up and put it in your mouth .",neutral Dear Lord .,positive "I ’m sorry honey , what be you say ?",neutral "oh uh - uh yeah , I think that …",neutral do you think my nipple be too big for her mouth ?,neutral she look scared .,neutral do n’t she look scared ?,neutral "y’know , I do not really know she .",neutral can you see my nipple through this shirt ?,neutral "no . but do not worry , I be sure they be still there .",neutral "where be you go , Mr. Suity - Man ?",neutral "well , I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman , career counselor a - gogo . I add the "" a - gogo . """,neutral "actually , tomorrow night kinda depend on how tonight go .",neutral "oh , uh , listen , about tonight ...",negative "no , no , no , do not you dare bail on I .",negative the only reason she be go out with I be because I say I could bring a friend for her friend .,neutral "yes , I know , but her friend sound like such a ...",negative pathetic mess ?,neutral "I know , but — come on , man , she be needy , she be vulnerable .",neutral "I be thinkin ' , cha - ching !",positive thank .,neutral "look , you have not be out with a woman since Janice .",neutral you be do this .,neutral hi . she say yes .,neutral "yes ! way to go , man ! still get the egg , huh ?",positive """ happy birthday to you ! """,positive you ’re pay for that .,neutral what ? no - no it ’ her birthday !,positive you ’ve sing Happy Birthday to 20 different woman today !,positive but it really,neutral you be no long authorize to distribute birthday muffin .,neutral Damnit !,negative Rach ? hi !,positive hi !,positive do you tell your sister to ask I out ?,neutral well yeah,neutral oh wow !,positive "I mean , wow !",positive "I mean , I - I - I think she ’ cute but I - I would never have think of go out with she , never !",neutral really ? !,positive "yeah but after you say it be okay , I figure , "" why not ? ! """,positive oh so - so not really never .,neutral I have to say you be a much big person than I be .,neutral "I mean after all we ’ve be through , I just — y’know I wish I have a brother to reciprocate .",neutral "hey , if you ever want to go out with Monica , you have my blessing .",neutral "oh - ho , and mine !",positive no - no wait - wait ! I can not just let you hang up ! just please talk to I .,negative well … I only have one thing to do today . I guess I could push it back .,neutral "yeah ! now , why do you want to kill yourself ?",negative "it ’ just that I uh , have be work for ten year now at this meaningless , dead - end job and nobody here even know I exist !",negative Chandler ?,neutral I - I’m sorry ?,negative "no look , i - I’m sure that people know you exist !",negative oh yeah ?,negative I work in a cubicle surround by people .,neutral I ’ve be talk to you for five minute now about kill myself and no one ’s even look up from their desk .,negative hang - hang on .,neutral hey everybody !,neutral "uh , I ’m go to kill myself !",negative I get nothing .,neutral "apparently , there ’s like a million guy out there that can play Mac , and there ’s only this one robot and this one guy who control it !",positive I do not know he could get I fire !,positive what be I go to do ?,negative "well y’know Joey , you ’re a pretty charming guy .",neutral "thank , but I kinda have a problem to deal with here .",negative "no sweetie , you ’ve get to win over the guy that control C.H.E.E.S.E. ! you ’ve get to kiss some serious robot ass !",neutral that ’s not a bad idea .,neutral "okay , but if I get to turn on the charm tomorrow I ’m not waste anymore of it over here with you guy .",neutral "well , actually I get a little bit save for you Pheebs .",positive "so do you think uh , Joey ’s more charming than I ?",neutral yeah ! that ’ why I ’m sleep with he on the side .,negative "yeah , you wish .",neutral """ you wish . """,positive why be you yell ?,positive "whoa , that",neutral "whoa - whoa , what be it ?",positive well … it ’ a date .,neutral a date ? !,positive "no , no Pheebs you - you must be mistaken , because I know you would not schedule a date on the same night you have plan with a friend !",positive "come on Joey , do not make I feel badly about this .",negative "no , I ’m go to ! !",negative that ’ right !,negative "yeah , you make I feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl !",negative like - like - like I do something terrible to you !,negative "and now Pheebs , you ’re do the same thing !",negative that — it ’ not the same thing ! this be,negative "okay , well my girl from the other night be special . she be a scientist too !",negative she be ?,positive "well , she graduate from high school !",negative "okay , whatever .",positive y’know what ?,neutral "I do not have time to convince you because he ’ only here for four hour , and I ’m go to go see he !",negative fine !,negative yeah !,negative fine !,negative yeah !,negative "what be you still doin’ here ? ! I tell you , lobster ravioli !",negative "sorry I be late , I be stick at work . there be this big dinosaur .. thing .. anyway .",neutral hi .,neutral "Ross , you remember Susan .",neutral how could I forget ?,positive Ross .,neutral "hello , Susan . good shake . good shake . so , uh , we be just wait for ... ?",negative Dr. Oberman .,neutral .. Dr. Oberman . okay . and be he-,neutral she .,neutral "-she , of course , she- uh- familiar with our .. special situation ?",neutral "yes , and she be very supportive .",neutral "okay , that be great . no , I'm- oh .",positive thank .,neutral "quack , quack ..",neutral Ross ? that open my cervix .,positive Barry ?,positive come on in .,neutral be you sure ?,positive "yeah ! it be fine , it be fine . Robbie 's go to be here for hour .",neutral Huh ? !,positive "so , how ya doin ?",neutral do she use the cup ? yes ! I believe she do . do she use the plate ? yes ! I believe she do .,neutral "oh . thank you . Ohhh , thank you very much . oh , thank you for come . uh , just a second !",positive "no - no , let I in !",negative Phoebe ?,neutral yeah !,positive can you just hold on for one minute ?,neutral "no , you have to let I in right now ! !",positive be you alone ?,neutral yes !,positive all right .,neutral let go !,negative no ! you let go !,negative how come it ’s always we leave in the field hold the ball ?,positive I do n’t know . I guess the other people just do n’t care enough .,neutral hey ! it ’s start to snow .,negative Gimme the this !,negative let go !,negative y'know what ?,neutral Umm ?,neutral I bet ' ya ya I could fit in there .,neutral I ’ve get five buck say you can n’t .,neutral "Shoot ! Shoot ! Shoot ! Shoot , or just fall down . that be good too .",positive knick fan ?,neutral "oh , yeah .",neutral "oh , boy , do they suck .",negative "hey , listen , lady ....... whoa .",positive "look , look at your man , ewe . nice shot . you know what , he could not hit water if he be stand on a boat .",negative oh yeah ? and who do you like ?,neutral the Celtics .,neutral "the Celtics ? ha . they could not hit a boat if ... wait . they suck , alright ?",negative "oh , shut up . you know , it be a rebuilding year . you ... waah !",negative "Wha ? Wha .. aa ? let I get the father . hey , we need a father over here ! we need a father !",negative there be no father .,neutral "oh , oh , oh , sorry .",negative "oh , uh , ok . right this way . all the other pregnant woman seem to be go in here .",neutral ok .,neutral "sweetheart , just gimme- gimme another chance , okay , we will start all over again . we will go back to Aruba .",negative "Dr. Farber , we have get a bit of an emergency here ... Jason Costalano be choke on his retainer .",negative oh God ...,negative "I will be right there , Bernice .",neutral "look , please , please do not go anywhere , okay ?",negative okay .,neutral "okay , we will be here !",neutral hate you !,negative do you see how he be sweat when he walk out of there ?,positive "listen honey , if I be hog the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punch because I be tell you , this feel",neutral yeah ... I be pretty sure I be still go to marry he .,positive "what be you talk about ? ! Mindy , the guy be the devil ! he be Satan in a smock !",negative "look , I know he be not perfect , but the truth be , at the end of the day , I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber , D.D.S.",neutral oh God .,positive I hope you can find some way to be happy for I . and I hope you will still be my maid of honor ... ?,negative and I hope Barry do not kill you and eat you in Aruba .,negative "listen , Robert ’s go to be here any second so , will one of you just tell he ?",neutral oh .,negative "please , right now , no , every time I see he it ’s like ' be it on the lose ? ' ' be it watch I ? '",negative "we can not tell he , you can not go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his .... stuff .",negative "he ’ right , even if it ’s to say something complementary .",neutral hey !,positive hey .,neutral "so be ready for the gym ? they ’ve get this new rock climbing wall , we can spot each other .",neutral "no , I can spot you from here .",neutral what ?,positive "okay , listen Robert ...",neutral I do not have time for this .,negative "no , that be what the game be .",neutral which you just give up really quickly .,neutral have you see Joey ?,neutral what ’s the matter ?,neutral "oh , just this ! y’know what it ’ my fault really , because the couch be usually where we",neutral "hey , do somebody wanna hand I one of those tile .",neutral what ’s go on ?,positive he ’s retile my floor .,neutral Yo ! ! spackel boy ! get up !,neutral "ah - ah - ah , now you start this , you will finish it .",negative he start mine first !,negative "build the unit Cinderelly , lie the tile cinderelly .",negative come on Chloe ! finish up with your customer first . come on Chloe ! come on Chloe ! !,positive can I help you ?,neutral uh - oh .,negative "uh , y'know what , we ’re have second thought about our copying need . and we ’ll need a little more time to think about it .",neutral "Chloe , switch with I , there ’ some guy here that get a crush on you .",neutral "okay , that hurt we .",positive hi guy . I have not see you since this morning .,neutral "well ah , ........ y'know .",neutral "hey , what be you guy do tomorrow night ?",neutral both of we ?,positive maybe . do that scare ya ?,neutral relax . it ’ just issac ’s d.j.-e at the Philly . you should come .,neutral we ’ll be there .,positive "great . I ’ll ah , see ya then .",positive "all right , rock on .",positive "Umm , candle , champagne , yeah anniversary be great .",positive "' cause you know love last forever , y'know .",positive "nothing like it in this lifetime , money in the bank , so Rachel and I break up .",negative "oh God , Ross I be so sorry .",positive "y'know what , I want to talk to you about this so much , but we should probably do it when we could really get into it , be you free for dinner tomorrow night ?",neutral "oh yeah , I ’d love that .",positive "oh , great ! I too .",positive I guess it all start when Rachel get this new job .,neutral and why do you care so much ?,neutral because ! you could get to live out my fantasy !,positive you have fantasy about Emily ?,negative "no ! y’know ,",neutral be that why in junior high you be the only one that hang out with that ukrainian kid ?,neutral "yeah that , plus his mom use to put sour cream on everything !",neutral do you love she ?,neutral "we say it be only go to be two week , y’know ?",neutral you love she !,positive what - what be love really ?,neutral "Ohhh , I",neutral I be a good kisser .,neutral "then you two can , can sneak into the cockpit , and thing will start to heat up , and then a stewardess come in … I ’ve be watch too much porn .",neutral so basically this be very easy . you read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can .,neutral "okay , I can do that ! oh , by the way , I",positive why do not we do a trial run .,neutral "oh okay . Umm , all right . hi , this be Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies , can I speak to your supply manager please ?",neutral I ’m the supply manager .,neutral "Umm , okay I would like to talk to you about your toner need .",neutral "Kathy ! Kathy ! hi ! ! Kathy ! Kathy ! ( she do not hear he and keep run , Chandler start chase she as the theme to",positive "hey , Chandler ! what be you do here ?",positive "oh , I just want to say , "" hey ! """,positive hey !,neutral okay .,neutral "oh , hey , Mon , do you still have your like old blouse and dress from high school ?",neutral "yeah , I think I have some around here somewhere . why ?",neutral "well , it ’ just that maternity clothe be so expensive .",positive "hey , Rach ! I make a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room . if you could just … … throw your purse at it .",negative Bloomingdale ’s,neutral "oh my God , be you out of a job ?",positive "no , but they stick I in personal shopping . which be just a",negative okay !,neutral "come on , no peeking !",positive our eye be close and we ’re about to cross the street . very good .,positive "Okayyyyy , open up !",positive what do you want to show we ? because all I can see be this,neutral "yeah , it ’s for our catering business !",positive I think I know that girl .,neutral "all right , umm , we ’re not go to really keep it this way though .",positive no ?,positive "no , we ’re go to paint over the sword , and replace it with a baguette .",neutral oh !,positive "and also , we do not know what to do with this .",neutral "oh yeah , I definitely know she .",neutral "you do n’t know ? ! Rach , you bald my girlfriend !",neutral "all right ! Ross , do you think it ’ easy for I to see you with somebody else ?",negative "y'know , hey ! you ’re the one who end it , remember ?",negative "yeah , because I be",neutral you still love I ?,negative Noo .,negative you still love I .,neutral "oh , y - yeah , so , you - you love I !",positive "Noo , nnnnn . what do this mean ? what do you , I mean do you wanna , get back together ?",positive Noo !,negative maybe !,positive "I , I do not know .",neutral "Ross , I still can not forgive you for what you do , I can n’t , I just , but sometimes when I ’m with you I just , I feel so ...",negative what ? !,negative "I just , I feel , I - I just ...",neutral what ?,neutral I feel ...,neutral "Noo ! ! I do n’t care ! I ’m not , I ’m not go to play one - on - one strip poker with you for practice !",negative but I make card ! !,negative well ! good night . I ’m go upstairs .,neutral good night .,neutral Wanna play strip poker for practice ?,negative what be you do ?,neutral the key ’s stick in the lock .,neutral I can fix it . hold on . look out . look out .,neutral it still do n’t work .,positive "be not it incredible ? ! Monica and Chandler , gettin ' married .",positive "I know , they ’re go to be",positive "ohh … I mean two good friend fall in love , how often do that happen ?",positive not,neutral no ! I ’m so happy for they !,positive I too ! so happy for they !,positive "oh no ! no God , definitely not jealous !",neutral "I mean I ’m probably 98 % happy , maybe 2 % jealous . and I mean what ’s 2 % ? that ’ nothing .",neutral totally . I ’m like 90/10 .,positive yeah I too .,neutral "hey uh , have you guy scene Chandler ?",neutral "wh — no , but y’know who do stop in here look for ya , Tennille .",neutral remember that guy from cook school I tell you about that put cilantro with everything ?,neutral "oh sure , Cilantro Larry .",neutral "well , I ’m go to fill in for he as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter .",positive "wow , Monica ! what an amazing opportunity to influence … dozen of people .",positive "how could you say yes , what about our catering business ?",negative "oh no - no - no , it ’ only one night a week , and plus I get to take all of you out for a",neutral yay ! !,positive "oh , in that case —— Yay ! that be I hop on board .",positive oh .,positive "hey , you guy ! hey , Ross , quick question for ya . be you ready to party ?",positive hello .,neutral "hey , it ’ I .",neutral "I know you can not stand to be in the same room as I , so I just think I ’d try and apologize over the phone .",negative hello .,neutral "look I never should have kiss your girlfriend , but I ’m",negative stop callin ' ! !,negative "hey ! hey ! hey ! this be 92.3 , WXRK , K - Rock for our $ 1,000 daily challenge .",positive all right !,neutral "what be the name of your roommate who be very , very sorry and would do anything",neutral Joseph Francis Tribbiani be you home yet ? ! !,neutral "Umm , I think he ’ still out . what ’ wrong ?",positive "well , I ’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green , I have plan with Joey tonight and he leave I this note .",neutral """ Pheebs , can not make it , get a date . talk to you later . big daddy . "" big daddy ?",negative oh that ’ a nickname we be try out .,neutral "hey , y’know what nickname never catch on ? the Ross - A - tron !",positive hey !,positive oh ! here ’s Joseph Francis !,positive oh - Wha - Ho ! what be you middle name I for ? ! I leave you a note !,positive so what ? ! that do not give you the right to ditch I !,negative "hey , you can cancel plan with friend if there be the possibility for sex !",negative "phoebe he ’ right , that be the rule .",neutral I do not accept this rule .,negative "when we make plan , I expect you to show up .",negative "okay , I can not just be a way to kill time ' til you meet someone well !",negative "y’know boyfriend and girlfriend come and go , but this be for life !",negative do you know he be in there ?,neutral no .,neutral how long have we be home ?,neutral about a half an hour .,neutral love,neutral "light . uh , romantic light .",neutral "Ooh , nice .",positive "so ah , there be this thing I want to talk to you about .",neutral "oh , right ! I completely forget about that .",neutral "well ah , I ’ve be do a lot of thinking , and I look at my life",neutral yeah ?,neutral "and I feel like I ’ve conquer the business world , and I feel like I ’ve conquer the intellectual world , and now I - I have the most beautiful woman in the world .",negative wow .,positive there ’ one thing miss .,negative what ’s that ?,neutral it ’ time for I to conquer the physical world .,neutral okay .,neutral "Monica , I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion .",neutral you wanna what ? !,positive "I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion ! it ’ the most intense physical competition in the world , it ’s ban in 49 state !",positive what be you talk about ?,positive "okay , my trainer , Ho Chi , be teach I a combination of Gee Koon Doe and brazilian street fighting , I ’ve even have my own octagon training ring design .",neutral and I suppose you use a ring designer for that .,positive yeah .,neutral "Monica , I want you there in the front row when I win .",positive I want you close enough to smell the blood .,positive what do you think ?,neutral my parent will be so happy .,negative okay to come in ?,neutral "yeah , come on , eat , whatever you want . Dr. Roger get beep again .",neutral "yeah I know , guess who beep he ?",neutral what ? !,positive I ’m the ruptured spleen .,negative why would you do that ?,positive because you should not be with he . you should be with I .,negative really ?,positive "when you be talk about Roger , that be kill I !",negative "look , thing like last night they do not just happen .",neutral or at least not to I .,neutral "or with the other two woman , in the morning y’know I be just lie there and I could not wait to just go hang out with my friend , but with you I always y’know with a friend .",neutral Chandler !,positive "I know you probably do not want to go out with I , y’know because I make too many joke and I ’ve never be in a serious relationship and I guess I ’m not technically a "" doctor … """,negative "there be just one woman , be n’t there ?",neutral "no , there be two .",neutral include I ?,positive oh yeah .,positive hey !,positive welcome back !,positive hey ! can we pick up where we leave off ?,positive "I do n’t know , I ’m still pretty tired out from this afternoon .",neutral why ?,positive "uh , the sex .",neutral what sex ?,positive our sex .,positive we do not have sex .,positive "well if I do not have sex with you , I have sex with someone that look an awful lot like",neutral ew ! ew ! ew ! ew ! ew ! ew !,negative oh no ! oh no ! oh no ! oh no ! no ! no ! no !,negative oh my God Stu ! I - I can not believe you do this ! now be you absolutely sure she ’ a hooker ?,negative "either that or she ’ just the good , most expensive date I ever have .",positive would you look at they . be I ever go to find a boyfriend again ? I go to die an old maid .,negative I ’m your mother .,neutral Ehh ?,positive "oh , and then Monica joke that she would not go out with a guy like Chandler ...",neutral hi there .,neutral "... and he could not let it go , and ... I do not really know what happen with that either .",neutral "and then Ross ’s new girlfriend , Bonnie , show up and Rachel convince she to save her head .",neutral "and then Ross and Rachel kiss , and now Ross have to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I do not know what happen there either ...",neutral "y'know what , hold on , let I go get Chandler .",neutral "uh Mr. Morse , can I speak to you for a moment ?",neutral "well yeah , I lie before .",negative oh !,positive oh God,positive now you know how you really feel about it .,neutral "oh - oh , that ’ a risky little game !",positive be you really go to do this ?,negative yeah . I ’m go to have a baby . I ’m go to have a baby . I ’m go to have a baby !,positive with who ?,neutral "ah , it ’s still not the time .",neutral you say I be boring -- ohh !,negative when do I say you be boring ? !,neutral "oh my God , I remember now ! we be play chess !",positive Phoebe ! you and I have,neutral "oh , come on !",positive "yes , remember that time on the frozen lake ?",neutral "we be play chess , you say I be boring , and then you take off your energy mask and you be Cameron Diaz !",negative "okay , there be a",neutral "all right , I ’m leave !",negative because I ’m not go to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move .,negative that ’s you Rachel !,negative "yeah , I get that .",neutral "and you ! I throw myself at you and you say no , how gay be you ?",negative you take care Jill .,neutral "okay , see ya !",positive Bye - bye,positive "I - I can not believe Jill ’s go . I can not help it , I open a gate .",negative "how about , you ’re move ! !",positive look ! this be ridiculous . we should be pack you ! !,negative "hey , how be you guy do ?",neutral great ! Monica ’s move !,positive I be not !,negative oh really ? ! then how come all your stuff be in this box ? !,positive "okay , you guy . you guy I think I know what ’s go on here . okay , you guy",neutral no Phoebe I be mad !,negative "well , deep - deep - deep down !",neutral "yeah , I ’m just mad !",negative then keep run .,neutral okay !,neutral "oh , here ’s that trench - coat that you want .",neutral "oh great ! wow ! yeah , it ’ comfortable .",positive yeah ?,neutral oh ! here we,negative "all right , y'know what , we have be talk about London too much have not we ?",neutral I be sorry .,neutral it be just 'cause I could not be there .,neutral "cause all I ever get to do now be pregnant stuff , it just bum I out .",negative sorry .,neutral what happen ?,neutral "well , y'know , a little of this , a little of that . get myself a date tomorrow night .",neutral "see , do not I tell you ? ! you be get over Ross already !",positive get out !,positive I just do not see the fast song come .,positive Shh .,neutral Shh .,neutral "do not try to talk , we ’ll get you up to your room , we ’ll soak your foot , you ’ll be okay .",neutral "oh , thank you .",neutral that be so sweet !,positive yeah .,neutral "no , I mean it . there be so few genuinely nice guy out there .",negative "tell I about it , I feel like I ’m hold down the fort all by myself .",neutral it ’s Joey right ?,neutral yeah .,neutral wait a minute !,positive no !,negative I ’m the nice one !,positive I ’m the one who dance with the kid all night !,positive how … how small be your foot ?,neutral "uhh , do you mind sit there . I’m - I’m save this for my friend Ross .",neutral you mean Dr. Geller ?,neutral Doctor ? wow ! I do not know he have a nickname .,positive "oh , he will n’t sit here .",neutral "only the people in the white coat sit over there , and only the people in the blue blazer sit here .",neutral "yeah , it must ’ve fall out a few block back . I just figure we hit a dog .",positive okay .,neutral "listen uh , could you put Kathy on , I wanna apologize .",negative oh yeah man . Joey .,neutral hey .,neutral "oh no it ’ fine , do not worry about it .",neutral "yeah - no , stop apologize , it ’ okay .",neutral I ’ll talk to you tomorrow .,neutral "I should uh , probably go .",neutral yeah . yes ! yeah .,neutral I forget my purse .,neutral oh .,neutral "no , I really do forget my purse .",neutral "a new place for a new Ross . I be go to have you and all the guy from work over once it be y'know , furnish .",neutral I must say it be nice to see you back on your foot .,positive well I be that . and that whole rage thing be definitely behind I .,neutral I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum ?,neutral ".... and 12 , 22 , 18 , four ... what ?",positive I spell out booby .,positive "Ross , but I down for another box of the mint treasure , okay . where , where be the mint treasure ?",neutral "ah , we ’re out . I sell they all .",neutral what ?,positive no .,negative "no , just , just , just a couple more box .",negative "it - it - it ’ no big deal , all right , I’m - I’m cool .",negative you get to help I out with a couple more box !,negative "Mon , look at yourself . you have cookie on your neck .",negative oh God !,negative "so , how many have you sell so far ?",neutral check this out . five hundred and seventeen box !,positive "oh my God , how do you do that ?",positive "okay , the other night I be leave the museum just as ' Laser Floyd ' be let out of the planetarium , without even try I sell 50 box !",positive "that ’s when it occur to I , the key to my success , ' the munchie . ' so I ah , start hit the NYU dorm around midnight .",positive I be sell cookie by the case .,positive they call I : ' Cookie Dude ! ',positive "okay , stop what you ’re do , I need envelope stuffer , I need stamp licker .....",neutral "well hey , who do these resume for ya ?",positive I ! on my computer .,positive hi .,neutral hey . soap ? Shampoos ? be you really take all this stuff ?,positive why not ? it ’s build into the price of the room .,neutral yeah but you do n’t need —— what be this ?,positive Thread !,positive score ! where be the disposable camera ?,positive what disposable camera ?,negative the camera ? remember last night I tell you to take they ?,positive no you do n’t .,neutral "yes ! remember ? right before we cut the cake , I go up to you and I say",positive "oh - oh yeah , you - you come up to I and ask if I could do you a favor , and my Uncle Murray come up to you and hand you a check .",neutral "and then you say , "" why do they call it a check ?",neutral "why not a Yugoslavian ? """,neutral "yeah , then you do that .",neutral so you do not have the camera ? !,positive no . sorry man .,negative so ? what ? what ? they ’re go ! Monica ’s go to freak !,positive "well , I ’m sure they ’re still somewhere here in the hotel . I’ll - I’ll help you look for they .",neutral great .,negative in - in three minute .,neutral "Uhh , Rachel , my parent",neutral Ohh ! it ’ so nice to meet you . hello .,positive "hello . well , Joshua , that $ 500 be for grocery .",neutral what ?,positive "this - this , no , oh no , no - no - no , this be not — that’s - that ’s not what it be .",positive "see , see , okay , I work in fashion , see and - and , this be a real dress actually .",neutral "It’s - it ’s , they’re - they’re wear it in Milan , so part of my job be too wear the clothe , and then I see how people respond , and then I report back to my superior at",neutral maybe in L.A ?,neutral yes !,positive there you go .,neutral "so , have you kid eat yet ?",neutral "well , we be go to do that after — I mean umm , next .",neutral "well , we ’re starve , why do n’t we all go get something to eat ?",neutral "oh , yeah , well … yeah , no use waste this baby , just lyin ' around the house .",neutral so … we go eat .,neutral yes .,neutral "you ’ll wear that . we ’ll be eat , and of course , you ’ll be wear that .",neutral well I guess I should ’ve think about my wife and kid before I talk back to chef Geller !,neutral thank .,neutral enough !,negative lean lean lean,positive let I see that .,neutral this one right here .,neutral Triskaidekaphobia .,neutral the fear of,neutral "no ! no , fear of the number 13 .",neutral "it ’ possible , they have really sharp edge .",neutral "all right Chandler , you ’re up .",neutral "wait a minute , I - I believe I ’m entitle to use my Angel Pass for a free turn ?",positive this game make no sense !,negative y’know what ? you ’re just upset because you ’re lose .,positive "oh come on Ross , I think we ’re all loser here .",neutral "all right . Chandler , you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card .",neutral let I think . let I think — oh ! I do n’t care .,negative you - you must choose Mr. Bing .,neutral "either , it make no difference .",neutral "choose , you jackass !",negative I ’ll take a card .,neutral "okay , you pick the Gimmie card ! you get all of Ross ’s point !",positive what ? !,positive this game be kinda fun .,positive you do not think it ’ a little crazy that you get all my point just ' cause you,neutral I do not think the contestant be suppose to speak to each other .,neutral "hello ? oh , hi Ross ! see ? other people call I !",positive very funny Ross !,positive very life - like and funny .,neutral okay .,neutral "oh no - no - no , I be not wave at you lady .",neutral "whoa , maybe I be !",positive "get in there man ! Flirt back , mix it up !",positive "yeah , I - I - I'm down with that .",positive "okay , here go .",negative how you a - do ?,neutral it work !,positive she be wave I over .,positive "okay , I - I - I'll be right over .",positive "let us see , she be on the third floor",neutral "wow ! she be pretty , huh ?",positive "tell I about it , huh ? oh no - no - no , I be not with she , she be just Monica ! ewwuck !",negative hey !,neutral hey !,neutral "oh honey , I be so sorry , you be right , this feel great !",positive "see ? and you do not care if people be stare , it be just for a second cause then you be go !",neutral Gone ! I mean its amazing Pheebs . I feel so free and so graceful . hey ! look out for the horse ! sorry !,positive "oh come on guy , it ’s not like I move to Europe ! I just move across the hall ! and",positive Ahh ! be n’t you dress yet ?,positive be I naked again ? !,positive we ’re suppose to meet my parent in 15 minute .,neutral "yeah okay , I be just talk to the guy . just look at they I mean , be it okay if they come visit ?",neutral wh ? ! what about my allergy ? !,positive "oh right , your allergy . all she , she hate you .",neutral shoot ! we ’re out of soda .,negative "oh , I ’ll go out and get you some .",neutral really ? !,positive "nope ! because I ’m not your boyfriend . hey Pheebs , how do it go ?",neutral "well , umm , my Mom ’s friend , Phoebe , be actually my birth Mom .",negative I find a dry up seashore .,neutral "Sweety , what be you talk about ?",positive "oh , my new Mom , who - who ’ a big , fat abandoner !",negative "whoa , wait , Pheebs , wait a second ! do not you wanna stay here and talk about it ?",positive "no . I ’m just , I wanna , I need to be alone .",negative Monica !,negative oh .,neutral open it ! open it ! open it !,positive yeah baby !,positive so we never get to hear about your wedding !,positive "no , no , it be just our parent and 1 or 2 friend . it be a small wedding .",neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive hi !,positive "so , do you guy wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few week ?",neutral sure !,positive I would love to !,positive well you,neutral "well , I can not give you a massage , because my licence have be revoke again !",negative "Phoebe , what happen ?",neutral "well , it be an accident ... you know , it be a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slip !",neutral have I get a surprise for you ? pack your bag !,positive oh no!you guy be not suppose to get divorce for 7 year !,positive "Umm , this be nice .",neutral "I know , it be be n’t it ?",positive "no , I mean it , this feel really good . be it a hundred percent cotton ?",positive "yeah ! and I get it on sale , too .",positive "anyway , I should go , one of the lifeguard be just about to dismantle a nuclear device .",neutral "well , if you wanna get a drink later we can .",neutral "oh yeah , that sound great . oh , and listen , it ’s , it ’s go to be ....",neutral I know . thank .,neutral so ? come on ! explain yourself Geller ! first you get my Rachel pregnant !,negative you get Rachel pregnant ? !,positive who do ? !,positive you do !,negative "yes . yes , yes I do . but - but it be , it be just a one night thing . it mean nothing .",negative oh ? really ? that ’ what my daughter mean to you ? nothing ?,negative "no ! no sir umm , she mean a lot to I . I mean , I care — i - I love Rachel .",negative what ? !,positive "oh but not that way . I mean … I mean I ’m not in love with she . I love she like a , like a friend .",positive oh really ? that ’ how treat a friend ? you get she in trouble and then refuse to marry she ?,negative hey ! I offer to marry she !,negative wh,positive but I do not want to .,negative well why not ? so you can spend your time with this tramp ? !,negative tramp ? !,positive "I ’m sorry . Dr. Green , Mona . Mona , Dr. Green .",positive "yes , Fran .",neutral "I know what time it be , but I be look at the WENUS and I be not happy ! ...",negative "oh , really , really , really ?",positive "well , let I tell you something ... you will care about it , because I care about it !",negative you get it ?,neutral good !,positive whooooaaaa ....,positive bijan for man ? bijan for man ? bijan for man ?,neutral "hey , Joey . so do you hear about the new guy ?",neutral I could have bird .,neutral "okay , Mr. Heckles , we will try to keep it down .",neutral thank you . I be go to rejoin my dinner party .,neutral "all right , bye - bye .",neutral "okay , Janice . janice . you get to give I Janice . that be not about be picky .",neutral we will give you Janice .,neutral "I miss Janice though . "" hello , Chandler Bing . """,neutral """ oh , my , god . """,positive """ oh , Chandler , now , now , that be it . there , fast ! """,positive "stop with the broom , we be not make noise .",neutral we win . we win !,positive Mr. Heckles .,neutral how do this happen ?,neutral he musta be sweeping . they find a broom in his hand .,neutral that be terrible .,negative I know . I be sweeping yesterday . it coulda be I .,neutral "sure , you coulda . you never know .",neutral you never know .,neutral "oh , I be sorry .",negative where 's Chandler ?,neutral "oh , he need some time to grieve .",neutral I be free ! I be free !,positive that oughta do it .,neutral "hey , look at I . I be make jam , be at it since 4 o'clock this morning .",negative where would you get fruit at four in the morning ?,positive go down to the dock . Bet ya do not know you could get it wholesale .,neutral I do not know there be dock .,positive hey .,neutral hey .,neutral "Aww , be it break ?",negative "no , I get to wear this thing for a couple week .",positive do you tell the doctor you do it jump up and down on your bed ?,neutral Nooo . I have a story all work out but then Chandler sell I out .,negative "well , I be sorry Joe . I do not think the doctor be go to buy that it just * fall * out of the socket .",negative what be this ? fruit ?,positive Monica 's make jam .,neutral "whoa , jam ! I love jam ! hey , how come we never have jam at our place ?",positive because the kid need new shoe .,neutral I be go into business people .,neutral I be sick and tired of be depressed about Richard .,neutral "I need a plan , a plan to get over my man .",negative what be the opposite of man ?,neutral Jam .,neutral oh Joey do not !,negative it be way to hot .,negative this will just be my batch .,neutral why ? do you think he ’s still mad at we ?,positive well he ’ probably mad after you call he this morning to borrow his goggle .,neutral what ? mine be not tint .,positive here you go Pheebs . who else want one of my special homemade brownie ?,neutral I will have one .,neutral "okay , I ’m not go to have one .",neutral "no , no , it ’ just my tooth .",negative all right I ’ll have one .,neutral "so what ’s a matter , you need a dentist ? I ’ve get a good one .",neutral "no thank , I have a good one too . I just , I , I can not see he .",negative see that be the problem with invisible dentist .,neutral why ? why can not you go to he ?,positive "because , every time I go to the dentist , somebody die .",negative "that be so weird , because every time I go to the dentist , I look down the hygienist ’s blouse .",positive "Phoebe , what ? Umm ... what ? !",positive "yeah , yeah , first there be my aunt Mary , and then there be umm , John , my mailman , and then my , my cowboy friend ' Albino Bob ' .",neutral and all these people actually die ?,positive "yes , while I be in the chair !",negative "that ’s why I take such good care of my tooth now , y'know , it ’ not about oral hygiene , I floss to save life !",neutral "Pheebs , come on , you do not kill anybody , these people just happen to die when you go to the dentist .",neutral "it ’s , it ’s , it ’s just ah , a coincidence .",neutral "well tell that to they . oh ! you can n’t , their dead .",negative hello ?,positive Ross .,neutral it be dreadful . I feel terrible about how I act when you say those wonderful thing .,negative "no , no , that - that , that ’s all right . Umm , I ’m just glad you call .",positive "Ross umm , there ’ something that I ’ve get to tell you , there’s - there ’ someone else .",positive do that mean the same thing in England as it do in America ?,negative you know what ? I be not go to be able to enjoy this .,negative "yeah , I know , it be my birthday . we all should be here .",negative "so , let us go .",neutral "well maybe , you know , maybe we should stay for one song .",neutral "yeah , I mean , it would be rude to they for we to leave now .",neutral "you know , the guy be probably have a great time .",neutral "okay , I ’ve get three of my five .",neutral "three of your five , what ?",neutral celebrity I ’m allow to sleep with .,neutral oh my God ! you be give this a lot of thought .,positive "yeah , it ’ hard okay , I only have two spot leave .",neutral "all right , so who do you get it narrow down to ?",neutral "okay , Elizabeth Hurely ....",positive "Oooh - hoo , very attractive , forgiving .",positive Susan Sarandon .,neutral "eh , y'know what , she ’ to political , she probably would not let you do it , unless you donate four can of food first .",negative and ! ! Isabella Rosselini .,positive "Ooh - hoo . very hot , very sexy . but ah , y'know she ’ too international , y'know she ’s never go to be around .",positive so ?,neutral "so , you get to play the odd , pick somebody who ’s go to be in the country like all the time .",neutral "yeah , ' cause that ’s why you will not get Isabella Rosselini , geography .",neutral oh that ’s five Ross . five woman have have five baby ! and I have have no baby ! why do not she want to come out ?,negative y’know what I think it be ?,neutral I think you ’ve make such a nice home for she over the last nine month that she just do not want to leave .,neutral oh . look at you make up crap for I . oh God !,negative "twenty - one hour , you ’re a hero .",neutral doctor you get to do something ! I think you get to give I drug or you get to light a fire up in there and just smoke it out .,negative "actually , I think you ’re ready to go to the delivery room .",neutral what ?,positive "ten centimeter , you ’re about to become a mom .",neutral my God . okay . ha - ha - ha beat ya ! Sucker !,positive be they here yet ?,neutral "no , honey , they be not , but do not worry , because we be go to find they , and until we do , we be all here for you , ok ?",neutral ok .,neutral hi .,neutral may I see your boarding pass ?,neutral "oh , no , no , I do not have one . I just need to talk to my friend .",neutral "oh , oooh . I be sorry . you be not allow on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass .",neutral "no , I know , but I — he just go on .",neutral "he be right there , he be get the blue jacket on , I ... can I j - just ...",negative no no no ! federal regulation !,negative "ok , alright , ok , um ... then could you please , uh ... just give he a message for I ? please ? this be",neutral alright . what be the message ?,neutral uh ... I do not know .,neutral "Sir ? Sir ? excuse I , sir ? uh ... I have a message for you .",neutral what ?,neutral "it be from Rachel . she say that she love the present , and she will see you when you get back .",neutral ": Toby ... oh , for God 's sake , I do not know what she be talk about !",positive there be no Rachel !,negative "here be the thing , Janice .",neutral "you know , I mean , it be like we be different .",neutral "I be like the bing , bing , bing .",negative "you be like the boom , boom , ... boom .",neutral ow !,positive "oh , my god , I be so sorry . be you ok ?",negative "ow . um , it be just my len . it be just my len . I will be right back .",negative I hit she in the eye ! I hit she in the eye ! this be the bad break - up in the history of the world .,negative oh my god . how many of those have you have ?,positive "oh , I do not know , a million ?",negative "Chandler , easy , easy . go to your happy place . La la la la la la la .",neutral I be fine .,neutral all right .,neutral I be not fine . here she come .,negative wait here . breathe .,neutral how do you do that ?,positive it be like a gift .,neutral we should always always break up together .,neutral "oh , I would like that .",neutral you win .,negative "well , what do you have ?",neutral it do not matter because nothing beat a three and a six .,positive that my friend be D - Cup .,neutral "okay , now much have you win so far ?",neutral "uh , wow , 700 .",positive not 700 exactly ?,positive yeah .,neutral double it !,positive what ?,positive "well you see in Cups , once you get $ 700 , you have to double it .",neutral really ?,positive "hey , I do not make up the rule .",neutral "now , after you receive the double bonus , you get uh , one card .",neutral "now that one card could be worth $ 100 bring your total to 1,500 .",neutral do not get to excited because that ’s not go to happen unless you get — no way !,positive "I ’m , I ’m sorry you do not get to go to Spacecamp , and I ’m hope that maybe somehow , this may make up for it .",negative present Sarah Tuttle ’s Private Very Special Spacecamp !,positive !,neutral "really Mr. Geller , you do not have to do this .",neutral oh come on ! here we go ! stand by for mission countdown !,positive I ’m an alien . I ’m an alien .,neutral oh no ! an asteroid !,positive hey .,neutral hey .,neutral where you go ?,neutral to the bank .,neutral sperm or regular ?,neutral Sperm .,neutral "so you be really do this , huh ?",positive "oh yeah , pick a guy , 37135 .",neutral sound nice .,neutral "Fraid so . brown hair , green eye ...",neutral "no kiddin ' , hmm .",positive what ?,negative "what be wrong , sweetie ?",neutral "nothing , nothing .",positive "Aaaah , what be wrong , come on .",positive "it be , I mean , it be nothing , I be fine .",negative it be my friend .,negative they - they have a like problem with you .,negative "in that , um , they do not .",negative oh . they do not .,positive but they do not see all the wonderfulness that I see .,positive they do not see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff .,negative they just think you be a little ...,positive what ?,neutral intense and creepy .,neutral you get I .,neutral yeah . right .,neutral "good , and hey ! my treat . but that be only because you be not eat anything , right ?",positive I can not believe we ’re here .,positive oh you ’ve get to be kid I .,positive what ?,positive "as a wedding gift to you , the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite .",neutral no ! ! you have be screw we all day !,negative who be you ?,positive we ’re you just ten second later !,neutral you already get the first class ticket .. you get the lounge !,negative I mean we should get free stuff too !,negative I mean you ’re not the only one on your honeymoon !,negative well you can have the suite if you want .,neutral we do n’t care about where we stay .,neutral we ’re here to celebrate our love together .,negative we do n’t have to get free stuff .,negative we just want to be together .,positive we need the stuff .,neutral yes !,positive "okay , well then how about a handshake ?",neutral oh god I be sorry !,positive "oh God , I be sorry !",positive I do not mean to touch that — I mean,negative hey Pheebs !,positive hey !,positive check it out . how much of a man be I ? !,positive wow ! nice ! manly and also kind of a slut .,negative "which bring we back , of course , to Greely ’s theory of dominance .",neutral "okay , that - that ’s all for today .",neutral "oh , uh do anyone know where the Freeman building be ?",neutral "yeah , it ’ the new building on Avenue a.",neutral "what ? ! that - that ’s all the way cross town , I ’m suppose to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minute .",positive "Ooh , dude . that ’s not go to happen .",neutral move it ! move it ! move it ! ! hey ! ! ! I ’m the teacher ! !,negative Jason ?,neutral "yeah , come on in .",neutral "so Phoebe , you ah , sound kinda serious on the phone , be ah , be anything wrong ?",neutral no . and I do not think I ’m go to want to .,positive I can not do this .,negative "Yep . Yep , that ’ what I do not want to know .",negative "well , oh , Mark , I ’m do this for the wrong reason , y'know ?",negative I ’m just do it to get back at Ross .,negative "I ’m sorry , it ’ not very fair to you .",negative Ahh !,positive "fair , shmair",negative y'know ?,neutral "look , if you want to get back at Ross , I be here for you .",neutral really ?,positive "no - no , I say - I say , I say we get back at he right on this couch .",neutral right here !,negative oh God . I ’m sorry about this .,negative that ’ okay .,neutral you sure ?,positive yeah . I can just go home and get back at he by myself .,neutral here she be ! future fashion superstar !,positive "oh Joey , I ’m hardly a",neutral my little sister Dina !,positive and here we go,neutral "I see this movie once where there be a door and no one know what be behind it , and when they finally get it open million and million and million of bug came pour out and they feast on human flesh .",negative y’know it would not kill ya to respect your wife ’s privacy !,positive stupid closet full of bug !,negative "Joey . Joey , something feel weird and not good weird . I don’t — Whoa ! !",negative "when my sister be pregnant they get every weird feeling in the book , it be always nothing .",neutral really ?,neutral absolutely .,neutral "okay Rach - Rach - Rach look at I , look at I , everything ’s go to be fine , trust I .",neutral take my hand .,neutral here we go .,neutral oww crush bone !,positive oh hello .,neutral "oh , it ’s you . I see you everywhere . I ’m Jim , Jim Nelson .",positive "oh Jim , Jim Nelson I ’m Phoebe , Phoebe Buffay . we certainly have be see a lot of each other lately .",neutral "we have . maybe we ’ll be see each other at dinner tomorrow night , say around 8 o’clock ?",neutral "well , maybe we will . oh !",positive "well , that ’s not something a girl want to hear .",negative "no , come on do n’t start . ouch !",positive what ?,negative stupid ball be in the way .,negative oh well . it probably would ’ve be the most constructive solution .,neutral you have chalk on your face .,neutral Huh ?,positive "oh , Ross you ’re right , I do not know why I always think this be real grass .",negative "hey , be you okay ?",positive my wife ’ a lesbian .,negative cool ! !,positive "Ross , Joey . Joey , Ross .",negative hey ! where ' ya headin ' in those pant ? 1982 ?,positive "oh Monica , listen , I ah , I see down at the hardware store , they get those designer tile on sale .",neutral if you ever want to redo the bathroom floor .,neutral "why , what ’ wrong with my bathroom floor ?",positive "nothing . it ’ just old and dingy , that ’s all .",negative I highly doubt that .,negative "oh yeah . if you ah , move your hamper , you see what color the tile use to be . yeah .",negative I can not live like this ! what be we go to do ? what be we go to do ?,negative relax . here hold this . this old stuff just come right off .,neutral that ’ a little more than I want to see .,negative aw !,positive "look at that , every inch of this stuff be glue down .",positive it ’d take forever to pry this up .,positive "you should ah , you should just leave it .",neutral I can not leave it ! you gouge a hole in my dingy floor .,negative eh ! there you go .,neutral "you know that ’ nice , y'know we could put it back there after the surgeon remove it from your colon !",negative hi .,neutral hi !,negative hey !,positive "uh , Pheebs , about your mom ...",neutral yeah ?,positive how ’s that go ?,neutral "so great . oh , we take a nap today and my mom fall asleep on my tummy and purr .",positive that ’s so sweet . I ’m go to get some coffee .,neutral huh ? what ’d ya say Joe ? I ’ll be right there .,positive Pheebs ...,neutral "I just feel so , uhh .....",neutral all right ! !,positive I ’m come already ! !,positive really ? ! you think that will work ?,positive "absolutely ! and if it do n’t , can I get the extra ticket ?",positive what the heck be that ?,positive hello .,neutral "hey , Pheebs ! it ’s Joey !",positive "hey , Joey !",positive hey !,positive Ooh !,positive Ooh !,positive I just say someone on the — that look just like you on the subway .,neutral "and I be go to go over and say ' hi ! ' but then I figure , he do not care if he look like you .",positive "that just cost I four buck . but uh listen , I just call to see how the chick and the duck be do ?",neutral "ohh , they ’re have a",positive "Kinda , but I ’ve just be have way too much fun .",positive so you ’re not homesick yet ?,positive "no , I do not think so .",neutral "all right , the seven of we miss you .",positive no .,neutral you ’ll see .,neutral "Liam , do I a favour . tell the lad to go easy on Ross , it ’ his first time .",neutral you do n’t say !,positive "good luck , babe .",positive Ross ! Ross ! come on ! get in here ! Ross ! come on !,positive "Ross , come on ! get in the bloody scrum ! Ross , get in !",negative JOEY ! ! ! ! ! !,positive I do not believe you spend my wedding fund on the beach house !,negative "we ’re sorry honey , but we just assume if you get marry after you turn 30 you ’d pay for it yourself .",neutral come on ! admit it ! that be the good nap you ever have !,negative I ’ve have well .,neutral okay ! when ? !,negative all right ! all right ! it be the good nap ever !,positive uh - huh !,negative I ’ve say it ! okay ? ! but it ’ over Joey !,negative I want to do it again .,negative we,neutral why not ?,neutral because it ’ weird !,negative fine ! do you want something to drink ?,negative "sure , what do you get ?",neutral warm milk and,neutral be you okay ?,neutral I need some milk .,neutral "ok , I have get milk here you go ... oh ! well ?",negative no ...,negative "I be so embarrassed , I be the one he hit on !",positive "Pheebs , if I have never meet he this never would have happen !",neutral I be so sorry ! no I be sorry ! no I be sorry ! no I be sorry !,negative "no , wait , oh , what be we sorry about ?",positive "I do not know ... right , he be the pig !",negative such a pig !,negative "oh , God , he be such a pig ,",negative oh he be like a ...,negative he be like a big disgusting ...,negative ... like a ...,neutral ... pig ... pig man !,negative "yes , good ! ok ...",negative "oh , but he be my pig man ... how do I not see this ?",negative "oh ! I know ! it be because ... he be gorgeous , and he be charming , and when he look at you ...",negative "ok , ok , Pheebs ...",neutral the end .,neutral "oh , God ...",positive should I not have tell you ?,positive "no , no , trust , I , it be , it be , it be much well that I know .",neutral "uh , I just like it well before it be well ...",negative "well , yes , it ’ kind’ve an unusual house .",neutral "it have umm , three beautiful bedroom and ah , no bath .",neutral "but y'know , the ocean be right there .",neutral "knock , knock , knock .",neutral "ah , oh , hang on a second . come in , come in . all right , so think about it , and call I back .",neutral "be you ah , Phoebe Abott ?",neutral "Ahh , yes .",neutral "hi Phoebe Abott , I ’m your good friend daughter !",positive you ’re Erwin ’s daughter ? !,positive "no , I - I mean your - your old good friend , here . Lily , from high school . remember ?",neutral "oh gosh , Lily , yes . of course I remember Lily . I ... then you must be ?",positive "Phoebe . Phoebe . Phoebe , yeah . she name I after you I guess .",negative "uh - huh . wow ! well , look ! there ’s Frank .",positive "Dude , you have get to turn on",neutral let ’s go watch it at your place .,neutral "Nah , Monica ’s watch some cooking show . come on , I do not want to miss when they be skinny .",neutral "Chandler , Chandler , y’know what we should do ? you and I should go out and get some new sunglass .",positive "what ? no , I want to watch this . . do your cable go out ?",positive "no , that ’s",neutral "Joey , why be your cable out ?",negative "I uh , oh ! because , uh , I have not really pay the bill",negative "if you need money , will you please - please just let I loan you some money ?",neutral "no , Chandler .",neutral "look , forget about it , okay ?",negative "look , I know thing have be a little tight since Janine move out .",negative "oh , be she hot .",positive whoa ho .,positive I know !,positive "yeah , but , look I can handle it .",neutral all right ?,neutral "look , I can listen to the radio , huh ?",neutral and Ross give I this great book ( hold up the,neutral sure .,neutral pay your phone bill ?,neutral not so much .,neutral "oh good , okay , I can not take it anymore .",neutral I can not take it anymore .,negative "so you win , okay ?",negative here !,negative pheebs ?,negative fly a jet ?,positive well make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your,neutral "hey everybody , Pheebs be here !",positive Phoebe !,positive "hey , Pheebs !",positive "Phoebe , woo !",positive what ? ! what good be that go to do anybody ?,negative "well , it help the bee look tough in front of his bee friend . the bee be happy and I be definitely not .",negative "now , y'know the bee probably die after he sting ya .",neutral "aw , dammit !",positive back on in 30 second people !,neutral "hey , excuse I , would you mind switch with I ?",neutral "hey , no way , I be in the shot man .",negative come on man ! you have be here all day !,negative "yeah , I - I'm take pledge here , eh ?",neutral "we be on in 3 , 2 ,",neutral welcome back to our fall telethon . now if you have be enjoy the performance of,neutral ah .,neutral yeah .,neutral "I go see my doctor tomorrow , I ’ll ask she about this .",neutral maybe she can give I a pill or something .,neutral "yeah . yeah , that ’ what you need a good … pill .",neutral what be you write ?,neutral "well , Joshua ’s come in tomorrow and since I do n’t have the gut to ask he out , I ’m go to sell he a coat and put this note in the pocket .",neutral "oh yeah ? Joshua , give I a call sometime , guy like you never go out of style — what do you throw away ?",neutral hi guy !,positive hey !,neutral "hey , what have you guy be up too ?",neutral "oh , we go to see a collection of victorian doorknob and the Cupert - Hewitt museum .",neutral without I ? !,positive "my uncle drag we there . but , it actually it turn out to be really interesting .",positive yeah .,neutral "they be so ornate and beautiful , I mean look at that !",positive "I be just sayin ' , if I see one more picture of Ed Begley , Jr. in that",negative I can not believe you would rather go out with he than I .,positive "would you excuse I , please ? I be try to have a date here .",negative "fine , just stop think about I .",positive "can not do it , can you ?",neutral so I be think about you . so what ?,neutral "I do not get it . what do you see in this guy , anyway ?",positive well ... he happen to be a very nice ... guy ....,neutral "I mean , come on , buddy , get a",neutral "Rachel , come on . give we a chance .",neutral "Ross , it be too hard .",negative "no , no , no ... why , because it might get weird for everyone else ?",neutral who care about they .,neutral this be about we .,neutral "look , I - I've be in love with you since , like , the ninth grade .",neutral "Ross , you be like my good friend .",positive I know .,neutral "if we break up , and I lose you ...",negative "Ohh , God .",negative "hello ? no she can not come to the phone right now . oh , right no problem . okay , bye - bye .",neutral be it my work ? be they mad ? be it Jack ? do he yell ? !,negative "J - j - just relax , nobody yell . Jack just be call to make sure that",neutral thank God .,positive "yeah , she ’s fire .",neutral "... DUMB , DRUNKEN , BITCH ! ! ! thank you , thank .",negative "hey , here ’ a question ; where do you guy get the fine oak East of the Mississippi ?",neutral "uh - huh , first you tell we where you get the prettiest lace in all the land .",neutral I ’m read your ad .,neutral "look good , uh ?",negative yeah .,neutral "stunning entertainment center . fine , fine italian craftsmanship .",neutral "oh my God , you guy be sell the entertainment center ?",positive why ? I love that thing .,positive you want it ?,neutral oh no .,negative "Ahh , Gepeto , $ 5,000 dollar ? be you insane ?",positive "hey , the ad alone cost 300 buck !",neutral "all right look , I ’m change it to 50 buck , or your good offer .",neutral what kind of profit be that ? ! and you call yourself an accountant .,negative Nooo .,neutral oh . what do you do ?,positive "that be right Ross , I can see you in your new apartment !",neutral and you can see I !,neutral "same as yesterday , same as the day before .",neutral be he do his shark attack bit yet ?,neutral "nope . Op , wait ! there he go .",neutral hey !,neutral hey !,neutral hey !,neutral what be you guy do up ?,positive "oh , we want to finish the crossword before we go to bed . hey , do you know a six - letter word for red ?",neutral "yeah , I think that be wrong , but there be a Connect the Dots in here for you later . hey , how about maroon ?",neutral "yes , you be so smart !",positive "Aww , you guy be so cute !",positive I know .,neutral "all right , I will see you in the morning .",neutral okay .,neutral what be with she ?,negative I do not know .,neutral "but hey , I know we can decide .",neutral "okay , I be go to ask you question and you answer real quick .",neutral okay ?,neutral okay .,neutral what do you like well action or comedy ?,neutral action .,neutral who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel ?,neutral "dude , you be sick .",negative "oh , I be sorry . I forget you have that whole Rachel thing .",positive "I mean , this be unbelievable .",positive "I know . this be really , really huge .",positive no it be not . it be small . it be tiny . it be petite . it be wee .,neutral "ok , be there a mute button on this woman ?",negative More than jewelry .,neutral hi ! I ’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine question I need to ask you .,neutral really ? I ’ve be deal with Dr. Wells .,positive "I know , but I ’m a neurologist .",neutral "and just to be on the safe side , Dr. Wells want a more comprehensive overview of you status so he send I .",neutral Dr. Wells be a woman .,positive "that be a test . good response . all right , full name .",neutral Clifford Burnett .,neutral date of birth ?,neutral November 16,neutral Age ?,neutral can not you figure that out base on my date of birth ?,negative "I ’m a doctor Cliff , not a mathematician .",neutral I ’m 33 .,neutral "okay . and uh , be you married .",neutral no .,neutral "oh really ? so , 33 and still single , would you say you have commitment issue ?",positive be all the question this personal ?,positive yes .,neutral well uh if you must know I ’m a widower .,negative oh that ’ terrible . I’m - I’m really sorry .,negative yeah .,neutral hmm . do you sleep with woman and never call they again ?,neutral no .,neutral "Chandler Muriel Bing . boy , your parent never give you a chance do they ?",neutral "hey ! you guy , I ’m write a holiday song for everyone . do you want to hear it ?",positive "Pheebs , that ’ great !",positive "oh , yay !",positive "but y’know umm , Rachel do n’t rhyme with draddle .",neutral I know but it ’ so hard ! nothing rhyme with your stupid name !,negative what be you talk about ? lot of thing rhyme with Rachel . Bagel . mail . jail . bail . able . May - pole .,neutral "all good , thank . do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that ’s easy to rhyme ?",neutral do n’t your dad use to call you Pumpkin ?,neutral okay .,neutral "okay , I can do this .",neutral I can tell she how I feel .,neutral "just uh , just stand up straight .",negative take a couple deep breath .,negative look confident .,negative Joey ? what ’s up ?,neutral "I uh , I just come by because I - I want to talk to you about something .",negative okay what ’s up ?,neutral "what I do do … be manage to uh , create an atmosphere of support for the people work with I .",neutral I see . nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way .,neutral hard thing I ’ve ever do in my life .,neutral you get to go !,neutral oh !,neutral "okay , do not worry . you ’re ready .",neutral really ?,positive absolutely ! just fight all your natural instinct and you ’ll be great .,neutral "now , Mom , everything be go fine , really .",neutral "yeah , Ross be great .",neutral "he be uh , he be in a whole other place .",neutral "no , he be go .",neutral "no no , you do not have to fly back , really .",neutral what do you mean this might be your only chance ?,positive would you stop ?,negative "I be only 26 , I be not even think about baby yet .",negative where have you be ?,neutral "oh , just have a baby .",positive Mazel tov !,positive "oh , wow ! I should get go . I - I get a date tonight .",positive oh yeah ! with who ?,positive you know that girl I tell you about who live up in Poughkeepsie ?,neutral not she .,neutral "yeah , this be someone else I meet , and I - I can not decide between the two of they .",neutral "y’know the one from Poughkeepsie , even though she ’ a two hour train ride away , be really pretty , really smart , and - and a lot of fun .",neutral "but this other girl , well , she live right uptown .",neutral "y’know she ’s , well she’s - she ’s just as pretty , I guess she ’ smart , she ’s",neutral "if she ’s no fun , why do you want to date she at all ?",neutral "well , I - I want to give she another chance , y’know ?",neutral she live so close .,neutral "and , at the end of the date , the other time , she - she say something that be — if she be kid be very funny .",neutral "on the other hand , if she be n’t kid , she ’ not fun , she ’ stupid , and kind of a racist .",negative hey !,positive "hey ! Ooh , how be your first day work at the restaurant ?",positive damn !,positive oh here ’ a whole bunch .,neutral "oh , I mean she ’s go to be at the wedding wait for he and people will be whispering , "" oh that poor girl . """,neutral then she ’ll have to come back here and live all alone .,negative oh my God !,positive what ?,positive "there be a pregnancy test in the garbage , and it ’ positive . Monica ’s pregnant . so I guess she will not be totally alone .",positive hi .,neutral "listen , I ’m sorry about that whole thing with Roger .",negative "it really be n’t right , and I , and I want to make it up to you , so umm , I bring you something that I think you ’ll really enjoy .",negative "now , this be just a loan .",neutral okay ?,neutral "I ’m go to , I ’m go to want he back .",neutral so … I ’m go to go now .,neutral "I ’m sorry , I think I could do it and I can n’t !",negative "all right , well why do n’t I go out with an ex - boyfriend and do Joey a favor ? !",negative "hey , you wanna do Joey a favor , maybe you go out with Joey .",neutral "all right lady , here ’s what we ’re go to do .",neutral "I - I wanna be with she , I like she .",negative "oh , that ’ fine ! go with your instinct , go with your instinct .",positive "wait , now , what be I do again ?",positive "come on ! would you please pay attention , I could wake up at any moment !",negative "hi , I ’m Joshua , I ’m here to pick up Rachel .",neutral "no - no - no , that ' not Joshua .",negative "what do you want from I , I ’ve never meet the guy .",positive "so anyway , Rachel , I ’m sorry you can not stay , but the rest of we have a",negative how do I look ?,neutral "oh , uh , I ... do not ... care .",neutral "ok , now , remember , no trading .",neutral "you get the pretty one , I get the mess .",neutral "hi , Joey . well well , look what you bring . very nice .",positive ... and what do you bring ?,neutral she be check the coat .,neutral "Joey , I be go to go wash the cab smell off my hand .",neutral "will you get I a white Zinfandel , and a glass of red for Janice .",neutral janice ?,positive oh .... my .... God .,positive "hey , it be Janice .",neutral "well , okay so , I do not have it all work out quite yet . just do not say anything to Rachel , please ?",negative "Rachel be one of my close friend . although , be the only one who know anything about this do make I feel special . okay !",neutral "okay , stop - stop ! phoebe ? !",negative hey Rach !,negative what be that ? !,positive "sorry , mix up . hey , how be the movie ?",neutral I have not see it yet !,neutral well then you ’d well hurry ! the Angelica ! go ! go !,positive no,negative pheebs ! hey Pheebs !,positive "uh , okay , Pheebs ?",neutral yeah ?,neutral "Umm , y'know how the other day you be talk about how you do not get to go to London and how you be kinda feeling leave out ?",neutral yeah ?,neutral "all right , well , we feel really bad about that so we decide we should all take a little trip together !",positive "Ohh , that be so nice ! how great ! well , where ? where be the trip ? !",negative "well , we think we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park !",positive "yeah , all of we ! all day !",positive that suck !,negative that be not a trip !,positive I just come from the park !,negative what be we go to high five about at the stupid Central Park ?,negative """ well , it be right by my house , all right ! """,negative "well , I be go to go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea .",negative "Ho - ho - hold on a sec there , Mr. Kissey !",positive "y'know , I have be mean to talk to you about this whole , little , new european thing you get go on , and I just need to tell you that it make I very uncomfortable and I just — y'know — stop it !",negative I be just try to bring a little culture to the group .,negative "that be fine , just do not bring it in my mouth .",negative make I wanna puke !,negative be she in there ?,neutral "yeah . she ’s put she down now , that ’s she .",neutral oh it ’s all right .,neutral I ’m guess I ’m just do with the whole date thing .,negative it ’ one more thing in my life that ’s suddenly completely different .,negative this be hard .,negative yeah I know .,neutral "on the other hand in um , in about seven month you ’re go to have something that you ’re go to love more than any guy you ’ve ever go out with .",neutral just wait .,neutral "wait until uh , wait until the first time your baby grab your finger .",positive you have no idea .,positive thank sweetie .,neutral "you wanna , you wanna grab some coffee ?",neutral "oh no , I think I ’m go to go home and eat ten candy bar .",negative "hey , I think I cheer you up .",neutral "oh you do , there be twenty in here .",neutral right . good night .,neutral good night .,neutral hi,neutral hi ! hey mom .,positive "this be such a great party ! 35 year . very impressive , do you guy have any pearl of wisdom ?",positive Jack ?,positive why would you serve food on such a sharp stick ?,positive "that ’ a good question , dad . that ’ a good question",neutral congratulation you two !,positive thank you … we’re so excited,positive "and also , congratulation on your wedding .",positive Wha — what ?,positive look at this clown !,positive just because he ’s get a big boat he think he can take up the whole river .,negative get out of the way jackass !,negative who name their boat Coast Guard anyway ?,negative that,neutral what be they do out here ? the coast ’ all the way over there .,positive hey !,negative hey ! check it out ! this be unbelievable ! Joey have be hold his breath for almost four minute !,positive dude ! what be yo — you try to kill I ? !,neutral ow !,negative "really ? ! well , it ’s just like everyone else ’s apartment . it ’s get room , wall , and ceiling .",neutral "well , I just want to see where you live . now , give I the tour .",neutral oh my god ! oh my God !,positive "ah well , this be the live room .",neutral all right . this be the kitchen .,neutral the bedroom . well it ’ pretty much your typical ... bedroom .,neutral we ’re still on this side of the door .,neutral ha - ha,positive "yeah , but I do not get to see it .",negative oh shoot ! maybe next time . thank for a lovely evening .,neutral "so um , who be she ?",positive "oh , that be the blind date that I tell you about , she call and switch it to today .",neutral "do you like she ? and I ’m just ask as a friend , because I be totally fine with this .",neutral "well , you seem fine .",neutral "well , I do not think this , y'know .",neutral "no , no , no , I would not do you myself , I mean that would be weird .",negative "yeah , no , I ’ll get one of the other girl to do it .",neutral "oh , this will be so much fun !",positive hey !,positive be you excited ?,positive "yeah ! hey , do Monica and Rachel work there ?",neutral "ok , so now we need , um sage branch and the sacramental wine .",neutral "all I have be , be oregano and a",neutral "um , that be ok ! ok . all right . now we need the semen of a righteous man .",positive "ok , Pheebs , you know what , if we have that , we would not be do the ritual in the first place .",neutral can we just start throw thing in ?,neutral "ok , yeah , ok . oh , ok .",neutral "ok , Barry 's letter . Adam Ritter 's boxer short .",neutral "ok , and I have the , uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon ah ah .",neutral "look , here be a picture of Scotty Jared naked .",neutral hey he be wear a sweater .,positive no .,neutral Eww !,negative and here we have the last of Paulo 's grappa .,neutral "hey , Rachel , be not that stuff almost pure ...",neutral "Mona ? okay , if I be a salmon shirt , where would I be ?",neutral I be so sorry I spill wine all over your shirt .,negative "oh , it ’ okay .",neutral "no , it ’s still wet .",positive let I get it out before it set .,neutral "Ooh , I have something you can wear .",neutral here .,neutral "oh umm , I - I do not know if I want to wear a woman ’s shirt .",negative no - no that ’ a man ’s shirt .,neutral it ’s awfully pink .,neutral "oh , it be perfect !",positive how about you ?,neutral it be a kitchen slash bathroom .,neutral "all right , I see what you guy be say . I will uh , I will go downstairs and fill out an application .",neutral we be bad people .,negative he know we be try to get rid of he . he know ! you think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen ?,positive let ’s get the show on it !,positive "okay , let I just get a cup of coffee .",neutral "oh Rachel , I know the good coffee house and it ’ sooo close .",neutral close than here ?,neutral "oh , hey , look , I find coffee ! okay , let ’s skedaddle .",neutral "wait , I ’m not just go to drink somebody ’s old coffee .",neutral "okay , your highness .",neutral "um , Rachel I ’m really sorry . that ’ okay , do you wanna get back together ? yeah , okay . do anyone else hear that ? !",positive so how do you know I be even here ?,positive your mom call I . so be this she ?,neutral "no , this be a loaner .",neutral I be sorry you have to do this by yourself .,neutral "I be not by myself . I have a doctor , a nurse , and a helper guy . so , do you see who win the game ?",neutral "yeah , the Knicks by 10 . they suck .",neutral "yeah , they be not so bad .",neutral "I ’m sorry I will not be able to make it to your imaginary wedding , but I ’m",neutral "I know . I know . I panic , I panic . I do not want he to start yell at I like I be some ' 74 Latour .",positive it ’ Lafite . the ' 74 Latour be actually drink quite nicely .,negative "all right here he come . I ’m go to do this , I ’m go to tell he , I ’m go to be strong .",negative I just call a friend of mine .,neutral yeah ?,positive I think I may be able to book,neutral really ? !,positive what be it sweetie ?,positive there ’s not go to be a wedding . Ross and I be not getting marry .,negative I ’m sorry daddy .,negative I do not believe this ! !,neutral "oh now daddy , stay calm . please .",negative stay calm ? ! !,negative how do you expect I to stay calm ? !,negative this be unacceptable Rachel !,negative and I wanna know why ? ! !,negative be it because that punk Ross will not marry you ? !,negative that ’s it !,negative be that it ?,negative "yes . yes , he say I ’m damage good .",negative "so , you ’re like a zillionaire ?",positive and you ’re our age . you ’re our age .,positive "y'know what , you should like , you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself .",neutral what like Pete Dakota ?,neutral "yeah , or , or , or , Mississ - Pete .",neutral "oh , oh , I get it ! Pete - Chicago .",neutral that ’s not a state Joe .,neutral "oh , and Mississ - Pete be ?",neutral "I got to go , so ah , I ’ll see you guy later .",neutral okay .,neutral you ’re our age !,positive "so ah , we on for tomorrow ?",neutral absolutely !,positive now get out of here you ! !,positive "okay , I ’m run out of place I can touch he !",negative "look , be there something wrong with I ?",negative I mean why be I only attract to guy where there ’s no future ?,negative "either they ’re too old , or they ’re too young , and then there ’s Pete who’s - who ’ crazy about I , and who ’s absolutely perfect for I , and there ’s like zip go on !",negative "I mean , seriously , do it sound like something ’ wrong with I ?",negative no .,neutral "okay , I ’m go to go get Frank .",neutral "so , we ’re walk down the street and I turn to you and I say , "" hey , let ’s go hang out at totally Nude Nudes , "" remember ?",neutral "and then , and then , you turn to I and say , "" Nah , let ’s just hang out at your place . "" well , that be a nice move dumb ass .",positive "yeah , I think it be well when you guy be sad . hey , uh , remember the roller blade ?",neutral you know what else I ’m not go to miss ?,negative """ I ’m Monica .",negative I wash the toilet 17 time a day .,negative "even if people be on it ! """,negative """ hi I ’m Rachel , be my sweater too tight ? no ? oh , I ’d well wash it and shrink it ! """,negative """ I ’m Monica , I do not get phone message from interesting people . ever ! """,negative hey ! I call she !,positive """ oh my God , I love Ross ! I hate Ross ! I love Ross ! I hate Ross ! """,negative """ oh my God , I can not find a boyfriend !",negative "so I guess I ’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there ! """,negative "yeah , we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservation .",neutral "item J437 - A , color : winterberry .",neutral "hi umm , listen come here , come in .",neutral I ’m so - so sorry about yesterday .,negative I - I’m really sorry .,negative it ’ just that I,positive "listen Ross , you do not have to apologize . I understand why you be there .",neutral you do ?,positive "yeah , you still have feeling for I .",negative "and - and to be honest , I - I still have feeling for you .",positive "and I wish that we can work it out Ross , but we can n’t .",negative "it ’ too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby , I - I just … it just be not mean to be .",negative oh God you ’re right .,positive "Ross , we … we have to be strong . okay , I - I’m go to go . can I ? to remember you ?",negative no .,neutral "I ’m tell you , if you want to take care of that thing , you should go to my herbal guy .",neutral "thank you , but I want to remove it Pheebs . I do not want to make it savory .",neutral "y'know when girl sleep with guy with weird thing on their body , they tell their friend about it .",neutral Gimme this .,neutral "hi ! okay , do not be mad at I , but I could not resist .",neutral bride magazine ?,positive "yes , and I know that you ’d say no if he ask you , but I ’m sorry ; how great would you look walk down the aisle in this Donna Carin .",neutral "oh , you so would ! oh , you should get that anyway . like for club .",negative "it be so weird , I know what I say , but uh , this morning , I be lie in bed I be , I be imagine what it would be like to say yes .",positive "I know it ’ a little sudden , and it ’ a little rush , and it ’s totally not like I to do something like this , but that do not mean I can n’t .",positive right ?,positive "I mean I’m - I’m crazy about Pete , and I know that we want the same thing , and when I think about say yes , it make I really happy .",positive oh my God .,positive I know . I need more pie .,neutral "hey Mon umm , if you do get marry , can I bring two guest ?",neutral you do not break up with that fireman ?,positive "no , that be my way of tell you .",neutral "well , it turn out he ’s incredibly sensitive , he keep a journal and he paint .",neutral he even show I charcoal drawing that he draw of I .,neutral wow !,positive "yeah , well he ’d prefer water color , but y'know , he have easy access to a lot of charcoal .",neutral "so then , be you go to dump Jason ?",neutral "well , yeah , because I have to break up with someone , and … okay so Jason be sensitive , but now so ’ Vince Plus , Vince have the body y'know ?",neutral so … it ’ really just about the math .,neutral "ok , so it be a tie again , 41 to 41 .",neutral "ok , look ! enough be enough !",negative "no , I have just to have two more point to beat he !",positive "Monica , that be also true an",neutral I can not just walk away ! I have put in four hour !,negative you know this about I when you marry I !,neutral you agree to take I in sickness and in health .,neutral "well , this be my sickness !",negative "oh yeah - yeah , the lobster .",neutral "yeah , I mean I be up sick all night .",neutral "yeah I too , all night .",neutral really ? ! how come we do n’t cross path ?,positive "yeah well that ’s because uh … I stay in my room . yeah , you do not want to look in my hamper .",neutral I can not believe there be a naked hooker in there !,positive wait ! wait ! maybe she ’ a hooker,positive "yeah , okay let ’s leave these two alone .",neutral "no ! I do not care what my hormone be do , I be not go to just do it with some random guy !",negative fine ! then you tell Roger because he be really look forward to this !,negative so .,neutral so .,neutral I just think the two of we should hang out for a bit .,neutral "I mean , you know , we have never really talk .",neutral "I guess you would know that , be one of the two of we , though , right ?",neutral "I know , I probably should not even tell you this , but I be pretty much totally intimidate by you .",negative really ? I ?,positive "oh my god , be you kid ?",positive "Ross be so crazy about you , and I really want you to like I , and , it be probably I be totally paranoid , but I kinda get the feeling that maybe you do not .",negative "well , you be not totally paranoid .",neutral Oy .,positive "um , ok , uh , oh god , um , when you and uh Ross first start go out , it be really hard for I , um , for many reason , which I be not go to bore you with now , but um , I just , I see how happy he be , you know , and how good you guy be together , and um , Monica 's always say how nice you be , and god I hate it when she be right .",negative "thank . hey , listen , would you like to go to a movie sometime or something ?",neutral "yeah , that would be great . I would love it .",positive "I would love it too . Shoot , I get to go . so , I will talk to you later .",neutral "all right , Julie .",neutral Bye .,neutral Bye . what a manipulative bitch .,negative "Chandler , I find the perfect ring .",positive "oh , that ’s uh , that ’ pretty nice but I ’m go to go with the one I pick first .",neutral "oh my God Chandler , the one you pick be go . it ’ over !",negative what ?,positive some guy buy it . I ’m sorry . I tired to stop it but they put I in jail !,negative they put you in jail ?,positive the little jail between the door !,negative "Phoebe , I ask you to guard the ring !",negative "I know , I ’m sorry ! but y’know , this ring be well ! Monica never even see the other ring .",negative yeah but when he propose to I with the ring I get goose bump .,negative maybe it be the guy .,neutral it be the ring !,negative "no , not that , I mean , what about you and Mindy ?",neutral "well , if you want , I will just — i'll just break it off with she .",neutral "no . no - no - no - no , no . I mean , do not do that . not , I mean not for I .",negative "Dr. Farber , Bobby Rush be here for his adjustment .",neutral "thank , Bernice . let us go away this weekend .",neutral "oh , Barry .. ! come on , this be all way too ..",positive "we can , we can go to Aruba !",positive "when I go there on what would have be our honeymoon , it be , uh ... it be really nice .",negative you would 've like it .,negative I have a bra .,neutral "hey , Dr. Farber .",neutral "all right Miss Green , everything look fine ... Yep , I think we be start to see some real progress here .",neutral what ? !,positive "I be twelve , I be not stupid .",negative oh my god ! what do,positive oh that be an eye removal machine .,neutral "all right , I be outta here !",negative I be kid ! I be kid !,positive so be do then !,negative "almost ! but first , we get to start .",neutral this be a glaucoma test .,neutral uh - huh .,neutral sit down .,neutral okay .,neutral "but your chin here . now , you will feel a small puff of air in each eye .",neutral what ? !,positive "a small puff of air , now come on !",negative "sure , now I ’m scared .",negative "no , we can go together ! just do not wait too long though , okay ? ' cause I ’m outta here sometime before Friday .",neutral "yeah , but I do n’t wanna die !",negative "no - no , it ’ll be fun ! we can come back and we can haunt these guy !",positive "um , Chandler , Ross , this be Robert .",neutral "oh , hey .",neutral hi .,neutral "you ’ve have lipstick right here . that ’s okay , it ’ mine , we just kiss .",neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive no . y'know how we ’re always say we need a place for the mail .,neutral "well , I start build one . but then I decide to take it to the next step .",neutral you ’re build a post office ?,positive "no , an entertainment unit , with a mail cubby build right in . it ’ a one day job , max .",neutral okay . my word ! those be snug .,positive "oh yeah . these be my old work pant , Sergio Valente ’s .",neutral power see kinda get away from I there .,neutral hi !,positive another cheesecake come ! they deliver it to the wrong address again !,negative "so just bring it back downstairs , what ’s the problem ?",neutral I can not seem to say goodbye .,negative "be you serious ? ! Chandler , we eat an entire cheesecake two day ago and you want more ?",positive well I ’ve forget what it taste like okay ? !,negative it be cheesecake .,neutral it be fine .,neutral "it have a buttery , crumbly , graham cracker crust , with a very rich yet light , cream cheese filling … wow !",positive my whole mouth just fill with saliva !,positive y’know what ? forget it !,negative yeah and we ’ll drop it off downstairs so that we ’re not tempt .,neutral good idea . where do you want to go to lunch ?,neutral "Momma ’s Little Bakery , Chicago , Illinois .",neutral this one ’s from I .,neutral Ahh !,positive "it be n’t on your list , but hopefully you ’ll think it ’ really fun .",neutral a scooter !,positive Stick to the list . always stick to the list .,neutral "no ! no - no , I love it . thank you .",positive "okay , open ours next . open our next !",positive okay .,neutral "now that you ’re a couple , we do not get two present from you guy ?",neutral for my last birthday you give I a,neutral okay .,neutral happy birthday Grandma !,positive it ’ well to be over the hill then bury under it .,neutral all our love Monica and Chandler .,neutral "that ’ funny , yeah !",positive no - no - no - no ! that be the joke !,positive "no , I know ! I get it ! it ’ funny !",positive "no , because you ’re not a grandmother !",negative "no I know , because to be a grandmother you have to be marry and have child and I do not have any of those thing .",negative that ’s why it ’ so funny .,neutral all you have to do be buy the card !,negative "hey , Joey . what be go on ?",neutral clear the track for the boobie payback express . next stop : Rachel Green .,neutral Joey ! ! what the hell be you do ? !,negative sorry . wrong booby .,negative "hello , Joey .",neutral "oh ! ... hello , dear .",positive man . can you believe he be only have sex with one woman ?,positive "I think it be great . y'know , it be sweet , it be romantic ...",positive really ?,positive "no , you kid ? the guy be a freak ..",negative "hey , buddy .",neutral "oh , that be attractive .",neutral "oh , I think you be great in Silence of the Lambs . oh come on , admit it ! all thing consider , you have fun tonight .",positive "Fun ? where be the fun ? tell I specifically , which part be the fun part ? where be my puck ?",negative "oh , ah- the kid have it .",neutral "the kid ... ? excuse I , uh , that be , that be my puck .",negative "you get to do it , man .",neutral "oh yeah ? well , I be rubber , you be glue , whatever —— can't do it . listen , uh- gimme back my puck .",negative "yes ' , how about . c'mere . Gimme !",negative hey ! hey ! no rough holding in my ER !,negative give I MY PUCK ! !,negative ... now,negative "oh , look , wish I luck !",positive what for ?,neutral I be go to go get one of those job thing .,neutral "oh , I tell the stripper to be here at five . that ’ good right ?",neutral you order a stripper for the shower ? ! that be totally inappropriate !,negative what ? he ’s go to be dress as a baby ! oh hi Mrs. Green !,positive hi !,positive I ’m so glad you could make it .,positive "yes , thank you so much . and again , we ’re so sorry . we could not feel bad about it .",positive try . there ’ my little girl .,positive she ’ still mad .,neutral yeah I know . be not it great ? one less person we have to make small talk with .,positive "Phoebe , Sandra ’s mad at you too . it - it do not bother you ?",positive "oh , that ’ very — really very - very okay .",neutral "Julie ’s cervix be dilate a seven centimeter , that ’s about four finger . the doctor let I feel it myself .",positive have you feel Rachel ’s cervix Ross ?,neutral "no , I do not think we ’ll be do that .",negative we ’re not go to do that .,negative "well , if you like you can feel Rachel ’s and then feel mine to compare .",neutral be I interrupt ?,neutral uh yes ! thank you .,positive oh . oh wait no .,neutral later .,neutral "oh uh , I ’m sorry .",neutral no Ross ! Ross ! Ross ! my child have no father !,negative try feed she again .,neutral I already feed she .,neutral "I know , that ’ why I say again !",negative "alright you guy , we can not turn on each other , okay ? that ’ just what she want .",negative hey .,neutral Phoebe ! Rachel ! it ’ Monica ! I wonder what you could possibly need I for on such short notice ! oh .,positive "oh Monica , we be so sorry .",negative for what ?,positive "well first , for forget to throw you a bridal shower .",negative and then for forget to invite you to it .,neutral you al - you already have it ?,positive "well , we call everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people come , but it take we so long to get you here that they - they have to leave .",neutral "yeah , we want to throw you a big surprise and a great shower , and now you do not have either .",negative we ruin everything .,negative ugh,negative "well no , wait a minute , that ’s not true !",negative "no , what do , that be really sweet .",positive and it kinda work out for the good .,positive "what do you , what do you mean ?",positive "well now , I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love !",positive "I mean , I get all those present without have to talk to people I do not even like !",positive surprise,negative surprise,positive Monica .,neutral "I can not believe it be rain again ! oh , it be so unfair ! ! !",negative "well , on the bright side , now you will not have to see all these paleontologist with their shirt off .",neutral not you guy .,neutral you get it go on !,positive "so , what be we go to do today ?",neutral they have a game room downstairs ! ping pong and stuff .,neutral "Ping pong ? Honey , they have ping pong ! let us play !",positive I do not think so !,positive why not ?,neutral "because you know how competitive you get and well , I say it be cute , other disagree , and I be lie !",neutral I be not always that bad !,neutral "oh ,",neutral I punch you ... ?,positive and ... ?,positive ... Phoebe ... ?,positive ... and ... ?,neutral I clunk your head together !,neutral "sorry I ah , I scare you in there .",negative "oh , that ’s okay . by the way , I be just check the shower massager .",neutral yeah .,neutral hey !,positive I try to reach you at work . There’s .... be a fire .,negative what ? ! oh my ... oh my God ! ! what happen ? !,positive "well , we believe it originate here . in the Aroma Room .",neutral all right . do everyone get out okay ?,negative "well , the giraffe ’s okay . and so be the pirate .",neutral ohh . what be this ?,positive "no Phoebe , do not look ! you do not want to see what ’ under there ! !",negative "Ohh , the - the Foster puppet !",negative hey ! how long until Pete ’s fight ?,neutral "oh , about five minute . right now they ’re interview his opponent . apparently he train by go to Iran and pull the arm off thief .",neutral hot dog ?,neutral "four , please . I ’m really nervous . thank you .",negative "so Ross , how umm , how do it go with Bonnie ?",neutral "I get to tell you , I - I be not expect to like she at all , I mean I actually be not expect to like anyone right now , but she ’ really terrific .",positive "Ohh , that ’ too bad !",negative "no , I - I’m say I like she .",positive "yeah , y'know what , there be other fish in the sea .",neutral "Pheebs , I think she ’ great . okay ? we ’re go out again .",positive "okay , I hear you ! be you capable of talk about any thing else ?",negative hey ! which one ’ my turkey burger ?,neutral "Ahh , the one next to my foot . sorry .",neutral "hey , the fight ’s start !",positive "okay , we ’ll be right in . so ah , do your boss try to slap you again today ?",neutral nine time !,negative "okay , I have to put on lotion !",neutral "but , it ’s go to be okay , because as of tomorrow I ’m conduct an experiment , and if all go as plan , my butt will be smack free .",neutral fight ’ over !,neutral "okay , okay , here she come ! how do I look ? do I look like a guy who do not want to get marry ?",neutral "yeah ! and also , a little like a french guy . I never notice that before .",positive hi guy !,positive hey !,neutral what be you up too ?,neutral "oh , just hang out , talkin ' about uh , website .",neutral "yeah , we see this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it be and how its just a way for the government to keep tab on you .",neutral "yeah , Big Brother .",neutral well that ’ a little crazy . although I be y’know glad to hear that you ’re branch out on what you look at on the internet .,neutral "yeah , well … y’know , it just get I think though , why would anybody ever want to get marry huh ?",neutral why ? ! to celebrate your relationship ! to solidify your commitment ! to declare your love for one another to the world !,negative eh,neutral okay well that ’ good to know .,negative the Mr. Bowmont ’s here ! ! !,positive "oh that ’ great , my friend Joey ’s in the movie business .",positive y’know who I run into from school ? Howie .,neutral my friend ’s name be Joey .,neutral apparently Howie ’s editing now .,neutral "yeah , he - he - he call I up and ask I if he can edit my new movie .",negative can you believe that ? !,positive y’know i - I - I have n’t speak to he in like ten year and he ask I for a favor !,positive "yeah , I ’ve always hate that Howie .",negative "no , no "" how you do ? "" Man , I mean not even a cup of coffee first !",negative the nerve huh ?,negative yeah !,negative Refill ?,neutral hey ! how you do ?,positive "good ! good , long time no see .",positive like your sweater .,neutral "oh hey , right back at ya .",neutral "oh , it ’ crazy about Rachel huh ?",positive "yeah . she — well , she ’ one crazy lady ?",positive so whose be it ?,neutral "Umm , I do n’t some italian guy . come on , read your own label . see you later .",neutral okay .,neutral he be so weird .,negative you wanna fool around with Joey ?,positive yeah !,positive "you know , ever since I have that dream about he , and can not get it out of my head !",positive "and what be the big deal , people do it all the time !",positive who ? who do you know that be friend that just fool around ?,positive "ok , off the top of my head ... Don and Janet .",neutral "who , who be they ?",neutral I know they from work .,neutral both of they ?,positive "no , one of they ...",neutral which one ?,neutral "I do not know , what be the name I just say ?",neutral "Rachel , thing can get incredibly complicated .",negative "all right , all right , you be right",negative what the hell be you cook !,positive oh my god ! how do you get back here ? !,positive "fire alarm ? oh ! hi , officer — fireman , can - can I help you ?",positive we find your fire alarm in the trash chute .,negative that ’ not mine .,neutral yes it be .,neutral how do you know ?,negative "the next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute , do not wrap it in a blanket that say , "" property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica . """,negative "okay do you — okay , do you have a search warrant ? because the last time I check this be still America !",negative "please reattach this , it ’ against the law to disconnect they .",neutral fine ! but please God .. tell I how to stop they from go off !,negative there ’ a reset button under the plastic cover .,neutral there ’ a reset button ? !,positive my God !,positive why do n’t I see that !,positive "reset button , reset button , where be there a reset button ?",neutral oh here it be !,positive oh !,positive "Ohh , God !",positive "four letter : "" circle or hoop "" .",neutral "Ring dammit , ring !",negative thank .,neutral "hey , you know our phone be not work ?",positive what ? !,positive "I try to call you from the coffee shop , and there be no answer .",neutral "I turn it off . mother of God , I turn it off !",negative just like you tell she you do ! ... just point out the irony .,neutral "hey , so listen , I go across the street and talk to the doorman- I get the peeper 's name ! can I use the phone ?",negative Nngghhh ! ! ! ! ! ! !,negative "can I use your phone ? yeah , the number for a Sidney Marks , please .",neutral """ heating device . """,neutral radiator .,neutral five letter .,neutral Rdtor .,neutral "yeah , be Sidney there ? oh , this be ? Sidney 's a woman .",positive "well , you will have to wait your turn .",neutral "well , how long do you think it will be ?",neutral any minute now .,neutral "hey , this- Heyy ...",positive hey .,neutral hey ! any good mail ?,neutral "yes , you get something from the Screen Actor ’s Guild .",neutral "Ooh , it ’ probably a residual check , hey can you open it for I , I ’m kinda … .",neutral """ benefit lapse . """,neutral hmm that ’ weird . I do n’t remember be in a move call benefit lapse .,neutral "okay , it ’ not a check . they ’re say your health insurance expire because , you do n’t work enough last year .",neutral let I see that !,positive all right .,neutral "oh , I can not believe this !",positive this suck !,negative "when I have insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire , y’know ?",negative and it would not matter .,negative now I get to be careful ?,negative "I ’m sorry man , there ’ never a good time to stop catch on fire .",negative "all right well , I guess I get to go get a job . I ’m go to go see my agent .",negative "okay , make sure you look both way before you cross the street .",neutral look both way before you cross the street .,positive I can not believe Phoebe 's go to have her baby !,positive "I know , it be beautiful . amazing .",positive "I have to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I leave a room , I mean it be too bad they do not see we have sex .",neutral do you know anything about woman ?,neutral no .,neutral that be all right .,neutral okay .,neutral remember when we go to Central Park and rented boat ? .. that be fun .,positive yeah . he could row like a viking .,positive hi .,neutral Mmm .,neutral so how would it go ?,neutral "oh , y'know ..",neutral do he mention we ?,neutral he say he be really go to miss you guy .,negative "you have a rough day , huh .. c'mere .",negative ... love you .,positive be you be hand still wet ?,neutral "uh , moist , yeah .",neutral let us dry them again .,neutral oh my god ! oh my God ! !,negative still cry ?,positive like a,neutral "y’know , I only know of two surefire way to shut a man up . and one of they be sex .",neutral what ’s the other one ?,neutral "I do n’t know , I ’ve never have to use the other one .",neutral "I ’m just say y’know , if we ’re have sex , he ’s not go to be talk .",neutral oh that ’ right .,positive you ’re the talker .,neutral "anyway uh , great idea !",positive "Umm , I get to go to the store ; I tell he that I would buy he some more tissue .",neutral "oh , we have some",neutral no you do n’t !,negative "okay , yeah . Triple A can pick we up .",neutral "yeah , what town be we near ?",neutral "Freemont . West - Westmont , ah Westburg ?",neutral then why be you answer ? do you at least know what route we ’re on ?,negative "yeah , we be definitely on Route 27 .",neutral "okay . we be at a rest stop on Route 27 . okay . there be no Route 27 . okay , either 93 or 76 ?",neutral "I do n’t know , I ’m sorry , I always sleep in the back when we drive up here .",negative "hey , can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop , and , and also 93 ?",neutral okay !,neutral "yeah , no they do not do that .",neutral "Ugh , okay , well somebody will come and save we .",neutral who ?,negative I mean have you see a car come by here in the last hour and a half ?,negative "I think we should call Ross , maybe he can get a car and come pick we up .",neutral "no ! no , I be not get in a car with Ross , we will just have to live here !",negative but if ...,negative "no you guy , I be not get in a car with he , you ’ll have to think of something else .",negative "oh good , oh Joey and Chandler be back .",positive so the go for help go well ?,neutral "I ’m tell you man , I see it .",neutral "yeah , well , you ’re wrong ! okay , you ’re wrong .",negative "I ’m not wrong ! I wish I be . I ’m sorry . bet that barium enema do not sound so bad now , huh ?",negative I know .,neutral let ’s try a look … of far off … wonderment .,neutral "okay , we’ll - we’ll gaze into our future and we ’ll think about our marriage and the day to come .",positive Chandler !,positive what be the matter with your face ? !,positive "I mean this picture be suppose to say "" Geller and Bing to be marry , "" not "" local woman save drown moron ! """,negative hey !,negative do not laugh at he !,negative he ’s,neutral we ’re go to find love !,positive definitely !,positive "yeah , I ’m pretty confident about that .",neutral that ’s what make it so easy for I to be 80 % happy for Monica and Chandler !,positive it would be nice to have a little guarantee though .,neutral what do you mean ?,neutral "well y’know , some people make deal with a friend , like if neither of they be marry by the time they ’re 40 , they marry each other .",neutral you mean a backup ?,neutral exactly !,positive "yeah , yeah I get that .",neutral you do ?,neutral Hm - mmm,neutral who ?,neutral yeah !,positive be you serious ? !,positive "yeah , I lock he year ago !",positive "wh … so … if neither of you be marry by the time you ’re 40 , you ’re go to marry Joey .",positive "Yep , we shake on it . yeah but believe I that be not how he want to seal the deal .",neutral "oh , seriously ?",positive "yeah uh , what be I go to do ?",neutral "yeah , I ’m sorry man . you wanna go watch ?",neutral yeah !,positive good morning .,neutral "hi tag ! hey , so do you have fun with uh , with Joey last night ?",positive oh yeah ! we go to the Knicks game .,positive ohh that ’ nice .,positive then we go to this bar and he hook we up with all these woman !,positive wo - woman ? you mean like old woman ?,negative "well kinda old , like 30 .",neutral oh .,neutral "and I never use to be able to just talk to girl in bar , but I get like 20 phone number last night .",positive "that ’ great ! wow man , so Joey must ’ve really teach you some stuff huh ?",positive a little .,neutral yeah ?,positive how you doin’ ?,neutral "Phoebe , we be so proud of you ! you be amazing !",positive I know .,neutral so do it really hurt as bad as they say ?,positive what do you just say ?,positive you roll another hard eight and we get marry here tonight .,positive be you serious ? !,positive yes ! I love you ! I have never love anybody as much as I love you .,positive I have never love anybody as much as I love you .,positive "okay , so if an eight come up , we take it as a sign and we do it !",positive what do you say ?,neutral okay !,positive okay ! come on ! let us go ! all right !,positive okay ! that be a four ! and where - where be the other one ?,negative it go under the table .,neutral "nobody move ! okay , you look that way ; I will look this way !",negative here it be ! here it be !,positive that could be a four or a five . it be your call .,neutral it be a four .,neutral I think so too .,neutral well that ’s it . I ’m do . Whew ! there come the meat sweat .,positive "well Joey , we ’re all … we’re all very proud of you .",positive "yes , I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now .",neutral be there anything we can do for you ?,neutral "no just , nobody press on my stomach .",neutral you can keep those pant by the way .,neutral whoa — hey — wh - wh - what do you got there ? what be that ? pie ?,positive "yeah , you want some ?",neutral "ah , just cut I a little sliver .",positive a little big .,neutral little big .,neutral what ? !,positive be you afraid you ’re go to run out ? !,negative cut I a real piece !,negative "Phoebe , oh my god ! wh - wh - what be you do here ?",positive "I need to talk to you , it ’ pretty urgent . it ’ about Monica and Chandler .",neutral oh my God !,positive "of course , of course .",neutral "Umm , would you please excuse I for a moment ?",neutral "Umm , do you know each other ’s hometown ?",neutral why do n’t you … wh - what ’s go on ?,negative "well , umm , not much .",neutral "but , I be just think that since those guy just get engage that maybe it would be nice if they have some privacy , y’know ?",neutral "so , could I just move in with you for a couple day ?",neutral "Umm , okay , yeah , sure . but wh - what ’ wrong with Monica and Chandler ?",neutral nothing .. why ?,neutral "Phoebe , you say it be urgent !",negative oh yeah it be ! I ’m go to the movie and it start in like five minute .,neutral do you realize I have a classroom full of student ?,negative "oh , I ’m sorry . I ’m so rude . do anyone want to come to the movie ?",neutral "look , look , there ’s get to be a way we can work past this .",negative "okay , I can not imagine , I can not imagine my life without you .",negative "without , without these arm , and your face , and this heart .",negative "your good heart Rach , and , and ....",negative no .,neutral "I can n’t , you ’re a totally different person to I now .",negative "I use to think of you as somebody that would never , ever hurt I , ever .",negative "God , and now I just can not stop picture with she , I can n’t , it do not matter what you say , or what you do , Ross .",negative "it ’s just change , everything .",negative forever .,negative "yeah , but this can not be it , I mean .",negative then how come it be ?,negative "Windows be clean , candel be light .",neutral "uh , belt 's to tight , get to change the belt .",positive do I turn the fish ?,neutral "no , cause I make lasagne .",neutral be I out of control ?,negative just a touch .,neutral "Mon , I do not understand .",neutral "I mean , you have be date this guy since like , what ... his midterm ?",positive "I mean , why all the sudden be you so ... oh .",positive what ?,neutral could tonight be the Night ?,positive I do not know .,neutral look he be a great guy and I love be with he but ... you know .,positive "thing happen , and they happen .",positive you do not plan these thing .,neutral "so , do you shave your leg ?",neutral yeah .,neutral Ross !,negative "okay , Raymond , Joey you be up .",neutral hi !,positive "okay , uh well , let us try one . whenever you guy be ready .",neutral uh - oh .,negative be there a problem ?,neutral "well this be noodle soup and uh , I have be work with tomato .",neutral "but that be okay , no problem .",neutral no problem .,neutral "hmm , noodle soup .",neutral "y'know , that's - that be fine , but the line be , "" Hmm , soup . """,neutral "oh , what do I say ?",positive "hmm , noodle soup .",neutral how be that different ? oh ! yeah !,positive "all right , let us try one .",neutral "hmm , noodle soup .",neutral okay . let us do it again .,neutral okay .,neutral "Hmm , soup . I mean , noodle soup . I mean soup !",negative come on ! ! ! !,negative y'know what ? we need to move on .,negative "no ! no ! I - I can do it one more time ! see ? look ! Hmm , noodle soup . Damnit !",negative okay . just give we a second . Ross !,neutral yeah ?,neutral give she some money .,neutral I really think they ’re out of room .,neutral "they ’re not ! ! Ross , they ’re just save they for the important people ! ! okay ? ! what - what if I be the president ? !",negative "well then we ’d be in a lot of trouble , you do not know where any country be .",neutral okay .,neutral "uh , say would you umm … would you mind check again to see if any umm , private room may have open up ?",neutral this be a hospital .,neutral y’know what ?,neutral I ’d have to say I really do n’t care for your tone .,negative and this be not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to — whoa !,negative oh gosh !,positive what - what ?,positive ow ! ow ! contraction . Ow - ow ! ow - ow !,positive would you like to see a semi - private room ?,neutral "yeah , it could not hurt to look .",neutral "I be just sayin ' if dog do experience jet lag , then , because of the whole um , seven dog year to one human year thing , then , when a dog fly from New York to Los Angeles , he do not just lose three hour , he lose like a week and a half .",neutral that be funny . who be they ?,positive "the blond woman be my ex - wife , and the woman touch she be she ... close , personal friend .",neutral you mean they be lover .,positive if you wanna put a label on it .,neutral "wow , uh , anything else I should know ?",positive "oh God , Ross , I can not do this .",negative "okay , quick and painful .",neutral "oh God ... okay . alright . alright . okay . Ross , please do not hate I .",negative "oh , what ? what - what ?",positive Y'know Marcel ?,neutral ... yeah ?,neutral "well , I kind of ... I kind of lose he .",negative hi Pheebs !,positive hi !,positive how be ya ?,neutral good .,neutral "Umm Pheebs , remember when we be in the coffee house we decide that I be go to keep the uh , the cute guy ’s cell phone ?",neutral yeah .,neutral and remember how I say I be go to keep it in my purse so that if it ring I could just pick it up ?,neutral yeah !,positive and do you remember go into my purse and steal the phone ? !,negative "Ooh , now you lose I .",negative you stole the phone !,negative no I do n’t !,negative "no ? so you ’re say that if I call it , it would not ring ?",negative "no . Umm , okay . but while you dial , let I show you the feature of my new ring handbag . oh , it do work !",negative Phoebe !,negative it ’ not here .,neutral "Puzzler . a bit of a puzzle . why do not you um , check the copy room , maybe you leave the contract in there ?",neutral how could I have leave they in the copy room ?,neutral I do n’t know Tag ! how can your genital make phone call ? okay ? it ’ not a perfect world ! just go please .,negative fine .,negative how ya do ? welcome . good to see ya !,positive this will be your phone .,neutral "that be great . but uh , I be not really expect a lot of call .",neutral no you answer it and take pledge .,neutral but I be the host !,positive "no , Gary Collins be the host . you will be answer the phone .",neutral "you do not seem to understand . see , I be Dr. Drake Remoray .",neutral "well , here be your phone doctor .",neutral hey guy .,neutral hey Gunther . hi . I mean you ’re go out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs ?,positive "well , he ’ very charming .",neutral "I know , he ’ too charming , but if you two start go out , then it ’s just go to make it so much hard for I to hate he .",negative "well , you ’re just go to have to try .",neutral "Joey , where be the",neutral "I do n’t know , Chandler be suppose to be passin ' ' em around ...",neutral "okay , ten block down . five to go .",negative oh wait ! stop ! stop ! stop !,positive oh I ’m sorry ! do you need a break ?,positive my boot in tan ! hey ! can you get a little close so I can see the price ?,positive I can see it from right here . it ’ll cost you one husband .,positive "okay , I ’m sorry . I think I can walk the rest of the way now . just - just give I my boot .",negative come on more !,negative oh God !,positive "yeah , you like that do n’t you ?",neutral oh yeah right there !,positive you want it there ? you take it there baby !,positive uh Phoebe ?,negative "yeah , say my name . say it ! and now I ’m go to cover you back up , and umm we ’re never do this again .",positive happy ? ! be that what I ’m suppose to be Vic ? happy ?,negative "well , why do not you tell I what you ’re suppose to be !",negative Huh ?,neutral because I sure as hell can not figure it out !,negative I talk to you and it ’ nothin’ .,neutral "you look at I , and nothin’ .",neutral nothing .,neutral "you guy make I fly ! high ! okay , we ’re go to pick it up here , tomorrow .",positive "well , that be ah ...",neutral what ? ! what be you do ? !,positive do you know what just happen ?,negative yeah . we - we have sex and then we fall asleep .,neutral no . we be in the middle of sex … and,neutral "Nooo ! no , that ’s not true . no , good time ever ! yeah , you rock my world !",positive "do not worry , Chandler , it be not a globe of the United States .",neutral hey you guy I be go to go out and take a walk .,neutral "Phoebe , why be your bag move ?",positive "oh , it be not !",neutral "seriously , it be move !",positive what the hell be in there ?,positive it be just my knitting that be all ! yes ! I knit this . I be very good .,neutral there will come a time in each of your career when you ’ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor .,neutral "I have such an opportunity in the recent , present .",neutral "and I ’m ashamed to say that I take it , I advise a fellow actor to play a role , homosexually .",negative "yeah , we both audition for the part , and uh , as it turn out , they ah , they like the stupid gay thing and cast he .",negative "and now , he ’s get a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi , the first lady of daytime television , and I , I I ’m stick here teach a bunch of people , most of whom be too ugly to even be on tv .",negative "I ’m sorry , I ’m sorry , I ’m sorry .",negative thank you .,neutral Rach ?,positive I ’ll be out in a second .,neutral oh . it ’ just so unexpected ! I … I uh … boy I ’ll tell you it ’ just such an honor to be nominate for a,positive "honey , we have to go . our reservation be at 8:00 .",neutral in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon . thank - thank you Neil . thank you for the word .,neutral "okay honey , you can finish this later we ’re go to be late . we get to go .",neutral "please , do not play the music . just uh one more .",positive I can not believe you do not want to know .,positive "I mean , I could not not know , I mean , if , if the doctor know , and Carol know , and Susan know ....",positive and Monica know ...,neutral "Wha , heh , how could you know , I do not even know !",positive "Carol call I to thank I for the lasagna , I ask , she tell I .",neutral so what be it go to be ?,positive "wait — oh — hey — huh , oh great now he know , and I do not know !",negative "I be sorry , I be just excited about be an aunt !",positive or an uncle ...,neutral hey Phoebe !,positive hi Pheebs !,positive pheebs !,positive fine !,negative "Phoebe , what be the matter ?",neutral "nothing , I be sorry , I be just , I be out of sort .",negative "oh , right , that be I !",positive "hey , Chandler , that table place close at 7 , come on .",neutral fine .,neutral "Phoebe , what be it ?",neutral "all right , you know Paolo ?",neutral "I be familiar with his work , yes ...",neutral "well , he make a move on I .",negative "whoa , store will be open tomorrow !",positive "More coffee over here , please !",positive hey .,neutral "hey . what , what be you do here ?",positive "well , I - I think a lot about what you say , and um , I realilize duh , all right maybe I be a little judgmental .",negative "yeah , oh , but oh ...",neutral "look now , Phoebe remember , hey , their just fulfil their Christmas ....",neutral destiny .,neutral sure .,neutral yes .,neutral all right .,neutral okay . yike ! that one do not look very fulfilled .,positive "oh , that ’s , that ’s ah , one of the old one , he ’s just take it to the back .",neutral "you keep the old one in the back , that be so ageist .",negative well we have to make room for the fresh one .,neutral "so , what happen to the old guy ?",negative "well , they go into the chipper .",neutral "why , do I have a feeling that ’s not as happy as it sound ? no ! nooooo ! ! !",negative hey ! hey ! !,positive light still out ?,neutral yeah .,neutral oh . maybe they're- napping .,neutral "oh please , they be have sex .",negative shut up !,negative "so , whaddya think George be like ?",neutral I think he be shy .,neutral yeah ?,positive yeah . I think you have to draw he out . and then- when you do- he be a preppy animal .,neutral "hi ! hi , I ’m Ross , you do not know I , but I ’m a big , big fan of your . I mean ,",positive be n’t you with that girl over there ?,neutral "well , yeah , kinda .",neutral "um , but that ’s okay , see we have an understanding , um , see we each have this list of five famous people , so I ’m allow to sleep with you .",neutral "no , no , no , it ’ flattery .",positive "oh no , no , no , wait , wait , Isabella .",positive "do n’t , do not just dismiss this so fast .",negative I mean this be a once in a lifetime opportunity ...,neutral "yeah , for you . be that the list ?",neutral "um , yeah .",neutral may I see it ?,neutral "um , no .",negative come on !,positive "but , okay .",neutral I ’m not on the list !,positive "um , see , but that ’s not the final draft .",neutral it ’s laminate !,negative "yeah , um , okay see , you be , you be on the list but my friend , Chandler bring up the very good point that you be international , so I bump you for Wynona Rider , local .",neutral y'know it ’ ironic ...,neutral ... because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guy and yesterday I bump you for that guy over there .,neutral we ’re just go to be friend .,neutral get out of here you lurker ! go on ! get !,negative hey Pheebs !,positive ohh ! you make up !,positive "yeah , I could not be mad at he for too long .",neutral "yeah , she could not live without the Chan Love .",positive "ohh , get a room .",negative we have one .,neutral I know . use it .,negative "oh Mon , listen I have to ask !",positive "okay , Joey Tribbiani invite I back to his apartment , now do he do this with a lot of girl ?",neutral "yeah , a lot . a lot , a lot !",neutral "ohh ! and I ’m one of they ! ! wow ! oh , I just can not believe this ! I mean , Joey Tribbiani !",positive "well , y’know it ’ none of my business , but be n’t you marry ?",neutral yeah . oh I just wish we could not be marry for a little bit ! y’know I just wish we could be like on a break !,negative Ross ! I think she be try to make something happen with you to get back at I !,negative so that ’s the only reason she could be here huh ?,neutral it could not have anything to do with the fact that - that maybe I ’m a good listener and I uh I put on a,neutral "Ross , I be tell you that she be use you to get back at I !",negative "I think I can take care of myself , I ’ll talk to you later .",neutral good - bye .,neutral whoa !,positive "uh , that be your sister actually .",neutral she - she think that you ’re just use I .,neutral so ?,neutral I ’m sorry .,negative what be you do here ? !,positive "I - I , come to fill your ice cube tray .",neutral what ? !,positive "Umm , okay , okay , look .",neutral I take this picture from your fridge .,negative "okay , because I know that this be my Father .",negative "yeah , this be Frank Buffay and you be stand right there next to he .",negative "now , look I deserve to know where I come from .",negative all right ?,negative so if you can help I find my Father then you should !,negative "otherwise , you ’re just mean !",negative "so , just tell I the truth !",negative "all right , the man in the picture be Chuck Magioni .",neutral my Father be Chuck Magioni ?,positive "no , no , that ’s just Chuck Magioni , I - I sell he a house last year !",neutral "and I ’m very sorry , but I do not know where your Father be , and that ’s the truth .",negative oh .,negative "but umm , you ’re right .",neutral I think that a person should know where they come from .,neutral "Wh - which be why I ah , ahh , okay .",neutral I ’m your mother .,neutral heh ?,positive "y'know I want to tell you yesterday , but I just , I kinda feel all floopy , and ...",negative what ’s happen to your accent ?,positive come again ?,positive what’s - what ’s this nonsense ?,negative "all right , I’m - I’m not English .",negative I ’m from Long Island .,neutral "I be really nervous and the accent just uh , just come out .",negative I ’m sorry .,negative "so , if we could just get back to the lecture .",neutral "Umm , be there any question ?",neutral about paleontology .,neutral "all right , look I be just try to make a good first impression .",negative "obviously , I screw up .",negative but what you guy think of I be really important because I’m - I’m hope to get a permanent job here .,neutral so if you just give I another chance to make a good impression,neutral Ross ! ! be you crazy ? ! I be,negative "well , hello Rachel !",positive "where you go , Joe ?",neutral for a walk .,neutral oh . you mind if I join you ?,neutral "actually , that will be long . you know , I really need to organize my thought .",neutral your thought ? Plural ?,positive "allright , fine , I only have one thought ! it be about the hot nanny , I get to see she !",positive "I be afraid I can not let you do that , Joe .",neutral now YOU'RE tell I I can not see she ? ?,negative you guy be kill I !,negative she be forbid fruit !,negative "it be like ... like she be the princess and I be the stable boy ... why be you do this , huh ?",negative do Ross tell you not to let I go over there ?,neutral "yes , as a matter of fact he do , so I can not let you go .",neutral huh . interesting . now there be obstacle . hot nanny and I against the world . this be the kind of stuff great novel be make of .,negative great novel ?,positive fine ... mediocre porn,neutral "okay , I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it , but we ’re go to have to get into Mr. Zelner ’s office .",neutral "now , he do not get in until 10 , so he ’ no problem , but his assistant , Betty , she come in early to eat her breakfast at her desk .",neutral that ’ kinda sad .,negative "yeah , well Betty be kinda sad . which be why I believe I can lure she away with these chocolate . now , while I distract she ,",neutral got it !,positive let ’s roll !,positive "Hello Rachel , you uh , get a minute ?",neutral "yeah , sure Mr. Zelner , for you anything — minute . okay . fine . Abort the plan , abort the plan .",neutral "uh actually , I ’d like to speak with both of you .",neutral "okay . uh , well can we , can we get you anything Mr. Zelner ? maybe some chocolate ?",neutral "cassie , be you find everything okay in there ?",neutral yeah ! thank you so much for let I stay here .,neutral oh ! no problem ! I,positive what ?,positive you be iron .,neutral you be steel !,positive "let I ask you something , how come when I call your computer support line , I have to wait an hour and a half ?",negative "I tell you , we ’re add new operator all the time . could we concentrate on my training ?",neutral "I mean why , of all people would you want to go out with chip ? !",positive "look , you and I go to different high school ...",neutral "okay , that do not help I , because we go to the same high school .",neutral "you go to one where you be popular , and you got to ride off chip ’s motorcycle , and wear his letterman jacket .",neutral I go to one where I wear a band uniform they have to have specially make .,negative they have to have that specially make ? !,positive it be a project for one of the Home Ec class .,neutral "oh my God , they tell we that be for the mascot !",positive "back then , I think that I would never , ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews , and now he’s - he ’s call I up and ask I out .",positive and the fat girl inside of I really want to go .,positive I - I owe she this .,neutral I never let she eat .,neutral "oh , you go out with he .",neutral "oh , really ? !",positive "yeah . just , if it ’ possible , could you leave he somewhere and go have sex with another guy ?",neutral I ’ll try .,neutral "hey ! tall guy ! hey , listen , I want to talk to you about that girl that you ’re dance with .",neutral "yeah , yeah , okay .",neutral "uh , look buddy , I come with that girl , and I have this plan to kiss she at the new year countdown – I ’m try to win she over , so I be wonder if ..",positive "oh come on man , you can dance with my partner , she ’ real , uh , mellow !",negative "well , I be hope after tonight that maybe I could you know",neutral "Ross , get over it ! it ’s not like she hate you .",negative yeah but,negative "Ross , she ’ not weird , she just want her stuff to be one of a kind .",neutral huh . y’know what ’s not one of a kind ? a twin !,negative "Ooh , Phoebe ’s here ! okay , let ’s turn out all the light and we ’ll just watch the movie !",positive "okay . hey — Ooh , cool sheet !",positive "oh , you like it ? you wanna know where I get it ?",positive sure !,positive he get it a flea market !,positive "you buy your sheet at a flea market ? Ross come on , you get to loosen the purse string a little .",negative and Joey ?,neutral how do you think she be do ?,neutral be I the only one who do not think that she be hot ? Ross ?,positive "eh , I mean , I mena she be not unattractive but hot ? I ....",positive thank you !,positive now that Rachel 's go ?,neutral so hot I cry myself to sleep last night .,negative "oh , god help we .",negative what ?,positive Ugly Naked Guy 's lay kitchen tile . Eww !,negative "Eww ! look , I be ask a favor here . if I do this for her brother , maybe Angela will come back to I .",negative "I know , but , I make a huge mistake . I never should have break up with she . will you help I ? please ?",negative "so honey , this morning be fun , huh ? I hop in on you in the shower there .",positive yeah ! and maybe someday we could get a place with two bathroom .,positive "look Carol umm , I be , I be think maybe uh , maybe we can spice thing up a little .",neutral what do you mean ?,positive Carol our sex life be — it ’s just not work,negative hey there little fella !,positive "hey , uh - hey , why do n’t we get some shoe on ya , huh ?",neutral "hey , why do not you show dad how you can put your shoe on , in your room !",positive yay !,positive yay !,positive yay !,positive "seriously , our sex life … I be think , maybe I do n’t know , we could try some - some new thing .",neutral for fun ?,neutral like what ?,positive "well I do not know umm , what if we be too tie each other up ?",positive "Umm , some people eat stuff off one another .",neutral Nah !,negative "Umm , y’know we - we could try dirty talk ?",neutral "Umm , we could , we could have a threesome .",neutral I love that idea !,positive so who ’s idea be it to put everybody in the diner on skate ?,neutral "oh , some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box .",negative "oh my God , they take my idea !",positive that be you ? !,positive "yeah ! okay , here you go .",positive "Rachel , I make you a cocoa .",neutral "oh my God , be you guy okay ?",positive be you all right ?,positive oh my .,positive sit !,negative hi .,neutral "oh my gosh , Joshua !",positive all those thing I say about not be ready,neutral they ’re not true ?,negative "no , they’re - they’re all true .",neutral oh .,positive but,neutral "oh ! oh , I love that but .",positive you wanna go inside and have some coffee ?,neutral yeah .,neutral okay . every time .,neutral "what , Phoebe , do you whip the potato ? Ross need lump !",negative "oh , I be sorry , oh , I just , I think we could have they whip and then add some pea and onion .",negative why would we do that ?,positive "well , 'cause then they would be like my mom use to make they , you know , before she die .",negative "ok , three kind of potato come up .",neutral "ok , good - bye you guy . thank for everything . oh , sorry ! oh , sorry !",positive the most unbelievable thing have happen . Underdog have just get away .,positive the balloon ?,neutral "no , no , the actual cartoon character . of course the balloon . it be all over the news . right before he reach",neutral "I can not , I get to go .",neutral come on . an 80 - foot inflatable dog let loose over the city . how often do that happen ?,positive almost never .,negative get the key ?,neutral ok .,neutral what d'you think ?,neutral lot of thing .,neutral which one do you think she be ?,neutral may I help you ?,neutral "oh , no thank , we be just here to observe .",neutral you do not observe a dance class . you,neutral what do she mean ?,neutral I think she mean ' you,neutral "okay , d'y'see anybody you think could be I ?",negative People ! last time there be some empty yoghurt container lie around after class . let us not have that happen again !,negative she could be you .,neutral "let us get start . five , six , a - five six seven eight ...",neutral "okay , I be not get this !",negative I be totally get it !,positive do you ever feel like sometimes you be just so unbelievably uncoordinate ?,negative what ? you just click when they click .,positive "alright people , now everyone grab a partner .",neutral "okay . and , my , dead , mother , say , you , be , it . I be with Rachel .",neutral great . it be gym class all over again .,negative "I be not crazy , right ? I mean , it be never like that .",positive "Nooo , it be not .",neutral "Ooh , and it be so nice have this little sink here ...",positive "oh , be not this nice ? it be so quiet , I could just lie here all day .",positive I know,neutral open your drape ! open your drape !,positive I be so glad we have get adjoining room !,positive the sun be out !,positive hey ! remember when I have cornea ?,negative "ok listen , you go down to the pool and reserve the chair , and I will get the magazine and the lotion .",neutral lady ? Ross 's speech be in 45 minute .,neutral "wall be pretty thin , guy !",negative "hi uh , I ’m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I ’d like to donate some fluid .",positive "we ’re actually at the end of one of our research cycle , so we ’re not look for applicant right now .",neutral "oh that ’ too bad . I ’ve kinda be save up . uh , be you sure there ’ no study I can participate in ?",negative "well , here ’ a schedule of what ’s come up .",neutral thank . well but this one start now .,neutral "oh that one be available now , but only identical twin be eligible . it ’ a twins study .",neutral "but it ’ $ 2,000 .",positive sorry .,negative well how about this one ? test the effect of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionist .,neutral "we already get the result back on that on , and they ’re not good .",positive hey ! how ’s it goin’ ?,neutral "well , not much have change in the last five minute .",neutral yes it have ! I make cookie !,positive oh that ’s all right . I ’m still full from your homemade potato chip .,neutral but you should eat they now because they ’re hot from the oven .,positive okay .,neutral "oh - ho ! but not in here ! can not eat ' em in bed , remember ? no crumbie !",positive "okay , I ’ll be out in a second .",neutral okay !,neutral what be you do ?,neutral that do not lock do it ?,neutral "you know , it still smell like monkey in there .",negative that save we a conversation .,neutral "well , listen , this have be great but I be officially wipe .",neutral "I too , we should get go .",neutral no .,neutral "okay , here come another camera .",neutral right . no biggie . stay loose .,neutral why do they keep do that ?,neutral "if we wanna get on camera , I think we have to get up on one of those platform .",neutral they ’ve be tape those people up there all day .,neutral right .,neutral "hey , what ’d you guy do to get up on there ?",positive oh yeah ? well when you learn how to dance do you forget how to put on underpant ?,positive yeah !,positive hey ! you ’re a good dancer !,positive really ?,positive "yeah , well you ’d be well if you just loosen your hip a little .",neutral what do you mean ?,neutral like this .,neutral "that ’s it , feel the rhythm . that ’ well .",neutral uh - huh .,neutral "okay , you ’re dance with that girl over there .",neutral no - no - no - no - no we come together !,positive "I do not see it . you be dance with the tall guy over there . tall guy , raise your hand !",neutral "no - no hey buddy , please let I dance with that girl , I really like she and I think I have a shot .",negative "really , y’think so ? I do n’t ..",negative why be n’t you home yet ? !,negative be someone there ?,negative "oh yes , it ’ I ! sorry !",neutral what be you do here ?,neutral "uh , I ’m just , I ’m just look out your window . at - at the view . what be you guy do ?",neutral we get some,neutral "oh , he bring she back to his apartment .",neutral who ? be that your sister ?,positive "Ugh , she",neutral "God , Ross be on a date with your sister ! how weird be that ? !",negative "oh my God , look - look he ’s take off her clothe !",negative he ’s take off her coat !,negative "oh , this be just terrible .",negative Ross ! wait !,negative "Elizabeth , thank God ! I be just think about",positive you suck ! !,negative what ? !,negative "okay , break - up ’s still on !",negative hey .,neutral hey .,neutral "look , I understand if you come by to hit I , I deserve it .",negative "no , I do not want to hit you .",neutral oh what then ? kick I ?,negative no .,neutral what do I do ?,positive "well , the delivery go out to you and I realize they forget this .",neutral "ah , must ’ve be fairly obvious since it be the only thing leave in your store .",neutral "listen , to be honest , home delivery be really a part of my job description .",neutral oh .,neutral oh uh … I actually come here to ask you out .,negative "oh ! wow ! uh , yeah ! that sound great . I ’m just go to put this back in my pocket , pretend",positive sure !,positive Horny bitch . no ! you ’re a horny bitch ! noooo ! you ’re the horny bitch ! no ! you ’re a horny bitch !,negative Chandler ! ! you have the good taste in man !,positive "well , like father , like son .",neutral Patrick and I have such a great time last night ! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious .,positive really ? ! I - I think you be not look for something serious ? I think you be look for some kind of a fling .,positive "well , y'know , possibly . you do not tell he that , though ? right ?",negative "Ummmmmmmm , no .",neutral you tell this guy that I be look for a fling ? ! you do not tell the guy that !,negative "oh , between you tell he that I want to have a fling and I put out on the first date — oh , he ’s so go to get the wrong idea .",negative "alright , so I be back in high school , I be stand in the middle of the cafeteria , and I realize I be totally naked .",neutral "oh , yeah . have that dream .",neutral "then I look down , and I realize there be a phone ... there .",positive instead of ... ?,positive that be right .,neutral never have that dream .,neutral no .,neutral "all of a sudden , the phone start to ring .",neutral honey ! dinner ’s ready !,positive what ’s my little chef get for I tonight ?,positive your favorite !,positive "Ho - ho - ho , fry stuff with cheese !",positive yep ! and lot ’s of it !,positive thank sweetheart . give I a little sugar here . okay .,positive "okay , in we go .",positive here we go ! here we go ! here we go ! how you doin’ ?,positive "something go wrong with Underdog , and they could not get his head to inflate .",neutral "so anyway , um , his head be like flop down Broadway , right , and I be just think ... how inappropriate this be .",positive "um , I have get something in my eye , uh , Joey , could we check it in the light , please ?",neutral oh my god .,positive what ?,positive hello ! be we at the same table ? it be like ... cocktail in Appalachia .,negative "come on , they be close .",neutral close ? she be get her tongue in his ear .,negative "oh , like you have never get a little rambunctious with Ross .",neutral "Joey , this be sick , it be disgusting , it be , it's — not really true , be it ?",negative "well , who be to say what be true ? I mean ...",neutral "oh my god , what be you think ?",negative "all right , look , I be not proud of this , ok ? well , maybe I be a little .",neutral oh !,positive ow !,positive I be outta here .,negative "wait , wait , wait . you want he , I want she . he like you .",neutral really ?,positive "yeah . I be think , if we put our head together , between the two of we , we can break they up .",neutral hello ! one marriage please !,positive "Yep , we wanna get marry !",positive all right .,neutral Dum ! Dum - dum - dum ! Dum ! Dum ! Dum ! Dum - dum - dum !,positive what be you do ?,neutral "oh , that be",neutral "no , only because that be the graduation song .",neutral okay ! this be it ! we be go to get marry !,positive be you sure you wanna do this ?,neutral "well , hello , Mrs. Ross !",positive "well , hello , Mr. Rachel !",positive wait ! okay !,neutral would you ever be a surrogate for anyone ?,neutral it depend on who ask .,neutral what if I ask ?,neutral "oh , Mon , sure .",neutral really ?,positive yes . you ’re not ask be you ?,positive no .,neutral yes ! totally !,positive oh ! thank you ! thank you ! thank you ! yes ! thank you !,positive "you … be … not go to believe it ! Joshua come into work today , and guess what happen ?",positive he ask you out ? !,positive no . but I be show he some cufflink and I feel his pulse .,positive Saucy !,positive what be these ?,neutral electrical plan for the building .,neutral "okay , okay , okay should I be scare ?",negative "I know that switch do something , okay ?",neutral so - so I go down to city hall and get these .,neutral all I have to do be pay $ 25 and wait in line for three hour .,negative wow ! if only more people know .,positive uh - oh - okay . uh - oh - okay . I know what you all be think . but Chandler be in,neutral yeah ! no that be what I be think .,neutral "so I be ask you please , take a moment before you judge I .",neutral "oh , nobody be judge you .",neutral "oh ! okay ! you , Mister Right Place at the Right Time , call I !",positive oh man !,positive I want that place so much ! !,positive I be so sure that be go to work !,negative there be twelve buck I will never see again !,negative "all right honey , we would well go if we wanna catch that movie .",neutral Bye !,neutral Bye !,neutral Bye Chandler ! I miss you already .,negative "okay , do you see that ? ! with the inappropriate and the pinching ! !",negative "actually , I do !",positive "okay , so now do you believe that she be attract to I ?",neutral "Ohhh , oh my god ! oh my god ! she know about we !",positive be you serious ?,positive Phoebe know and she be just try to freak we out ! that be the only explanation for it !,negative okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging bicep — she know !,negative "Ross , umm , you have be in there for a long time . I be start to get kinda freak out .",negative "all right , I be come out . hey , can you turn the light off .",neutral "no , let us just leave the light on .",neutral oh my God !,positive "you wanna go right now ? 'cause I will take you right now , buddy ! you wanna go ?",negative oh fine .,neutral ready ? Wrestle !,positive "okay , y'know what uh , actually , that be great . that help a lot . thank .",neutral "all right now remember , something this big and long be go to be difficult to manuver , fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area .",neutral "can we please focus here , a naked man ’s life hang in the balance !",negative I ’m tell you he ’ dead . what we be about to have here be a dead fat guy on a stick .,negative "all right , lady and gentleman , let ’s poke .",neutral steady .,neutral steady .,neutral "okay , a little high .",neutral careful of the angle .,neutral "okay , okay , we ’re approach the window Thread the needle .",neutral thread the needle .,neutral he ’ alive ! he ’ a - live ! ! !,positive "and yet , we ’re still poke he .",negative "okay , retract the device , retract the device .",neutral he do not look happy .,negative "hey - hey , now he ’s show we his poking device .",positive "hey , that ’s never go to make it all the way over here , buddy !",negative "well they have uh , some unusual pet name for each other .",negative "include umm , evil bitch and uh , sick bastard .",negative oh god oh !,positive contraction !,positive be you look at she ? !,negative no !,negative do not you look at her you sick bastard !,negative honey I swear ! I be n’t look at she !,negative she ’s in labor ! you like that you sick son of a bitch !,negative "Umm . Umm , I’m - I’m just go to —",neutral see ? see ? it be because you be look fat pervert !,negative "no - no , I’m … I’m sure no one be look . just want some privacy .",neutral you miss your girlfriend ?,neutral just ignore they .,neutral Ross .,neutral what ? what ?,negative he ’s look at I .,neutral hey ! you wanna live to see your baby ? !,negative do not you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard !,negative Pat Sajak ?,neutral Yep !,positive Alex Trebek ?,neutral "oh , of course !",positive Chuck Woolery ?,neutral "definitely ! Phoebe , you will not find a single game show host , who ’ ass I can not kick .",positive say it !,positive say we be unagi !,positive it ’ not something you be ! it ’ something you have !,negative say it !,positive "y’know what ? I can easily get out of this , but there be a chance you can get very , very hurt !",negative "hey , Rach , can I borrow your eyelash curler , I think I lose mine .",neutral "yeah , it be in there .",neutral oh ! ohh ! oh ! !,positive "Joey , can I talk to you for a second ?",neutral Oohh ! ! ohh ! oh - oh - oh ! oh - oh ! !,positive oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh,positive yes . yes .,neutral you ? ! and - and you ? !,positive "yes , but you can not tell anyone ! no one know !",positive how ? ! when ? !,positive it happen in London .,neutral in LONDON ! ! !,positive the reason we do not tell anyone be because we do not want to make a big deal out of it .,neutral but it be a big deal ! ! I have to tell someone !,positive no - no - no - no - no ! you can not !,negative "please ? please ? ! we just do not want to deal with tell everyone , okay ? just promise you will not tell .",negative "all right ! man , this be unbelievable ! I mean , it be",positive "I know , it be great !",positive "Aww , I do not want to see that !",negative we be so stupid ! do you know what be go on in there ? they be try to take Joey !,negative "and my second grade teacher be Ms. Thomas , and my first grade teacher be Mrs. Cobb .",neutral "Mrs. , Mrs. Gobb ?",neutral "no Cobb , as in cobb salad .",neutral "now , what exactly be in a cobb salad ?",neutral what be we go to do ? what be we go to do ?,negative "uh , uh , we will flip for it . duck or clown .",neutral "oh , we be go to flip for the baby ?",positive you get a well idea ?,neutral "all right , call it in the air .",neutral head .,neutral head it be .,neutral yes ! whew !,positive we have to assign head to something .,neutral "right . ok , ok , uh , duck be head , because duck have head .",neutral what kind of scary - ass clown come to your birthday ?,negative "okay , some trick of the trade .",neutral "now , I ’ve never be able to cry as an actor , so if I ’m in a scene where I have to cry , I cut a hole in my pocket , take a pair of tweezer , and just start pull .",neutral "or ah , or , let ’s say I wanna convey that I ’ve just do something evil .",neutral "that would be the basic ' I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it ' okay , let ’s say I ’ve just get bad news , well all I do there be try and divide 232 by 13 .",neutral and that ’ how it ’s do .,neutral "great soap opera act tonight everybody , class dismiss .",positive "hey , Mr. Trib .",neutral hey - hey .,positive then I ’m go to have to ask you to keep it down .,neutral who be you ?,positive "hi , I ’m Eric , I ’m go to be Chandler ’s new roommate .",neutral I ’m Chandler ’s new roommate .,positive I - I - I do not think so .,positive I could be Chandler ’s new roommate .,positive "but , he tell I over the phone .",positive he tell I in person .,neutral that ’ weird .,positive "well , I ’m go to go into my new apartment now . Ehh !",positive hey ! look who I find !,positive "oh , hey guy !",positive "y’know , bird have a very good sense of direction , and I think maybe they could help we find where the present be hide .",neutral "yes , if the present be hide south for the winter .",neutral or we could just follow your clever joke – any idea ?,neutral do not think so !,neutral "okay , c’m on guy , show we where the present be !",neutral "oh , the duck seem to think that Monica get I garbage ! hmm , I wonder what I could get Monica that ’s as good as garbage ?",negative "Hmm , how about my azzz ?",neutral "hey , this be hollow .",neutral what ?,positive "this bench , it ’ hollow ! I can not believe I never know that ! oh , the present ! ! !",positive "no , do not look directly at they !",negative what ?,positive "alright , no , we could look at they !",neutral I,neutral "hi ! I ’m so glad you ’re here , but it ’s go to be a while . I - I wish you ’d call first .",positive "oh that ’s all right , I ’m come back later with your father .",neutral oh good .,positive I actually need to talk to you before the birth .,neutral "okay , what ’ up ?",neutral "I bring something that I want to give you , assume of course that you want it .",neutral "Ma , you ’re ask I to marry you ?",positive "this be your grandmother ’s engagement ring , I want you to give it to Rachel .",positive "mom no , come on ! thank you .",positive just hear I out !,negative "maybe this would ’ve happen if I ’d be more nurture , or I ’d pay more attention , or I ... have a uterus .",negative I can not believe this !,negative "I know no , no , y'know you do not deserve this , you do n’t Ross .",negative "you ’re , you ’re really , you ’re so good .",negative thank .,negative and you ’re so sweet . and you ’re kind,neutral thank .,negative "wait , wait , wait , wait , wait .",positive "okay , it ’ okay .",neutral "wait , wait , wait .",positive my foot be stick in the pocket .,negative what ?,positive "no , I can not get it out .",negative Rachel ?,neutral yeah . Hi Mark !,positive "hi . I just talk to Joanna , and she love you . you get it , you get the job .",positive "oh , I do !",positive yes .,positive oh my God ! !,positive congratulation ... oh .. wow,positive I can not believe I do this ! what an idiot !,negative "oh , stop beat yourself up !",negative People make mistake !,neutral these thing happen !,neutral there be n’t any message you ’ve forget to give I be there ?,neutral apparently you ’re not very good at it !,negative I,neutral Philadelphia .,neutral "oh my god ! so be she ! oh , I ’ve get - I’ve get goose bump .",positive really ?,positive "well , y’know I ’m wear layer and it ’ warm .",neutral yeah .,positive "but if — no look , okay . these jerk might not care about you , but the universe do ! and that say a lot !",negative do you hear that ? !,neutral I do not need you guy to care about I !,negative because the universe care !,positive the whole universe !,positive I really wish they ’d care just a little bit though .,negative "I like this one . it seem to say , "" I love you and that ’ why I have to kill you . """,positive "they can not all be bad . find the one where you make your bedroom eye . ohh , there it be .",positive oh my God ! those be my bedroom eye ? ! why do you ever sleep with I ?,positive do you really want to pull at that thread ?,positive I ’m have a really good time !,positive I too ! I ’m sorry that guy in the subway lick your neck .,negative "ohh . no that ’ okay , he ’ a friend .",neutral "hey uh , I do not mean to be presumptuous but I have these two ticket to the ballroom dancing final tomorrow night if you want to go ?",negative "yeah , I … well y’know I - I mean I miss the - the semi - final , so I ’d just be lose .",negative "I know it ’ really lame , but I get these ticket from my boss and — oh no ! no ! no ! my God !",positive "okay , do n’t freak out . I ’ll go .",neutral "no it ’s … uh , my ex - wife Whitney be out there . I can not deal with she right now . that woman be crazy !",negative "okay , I know . hold on . hey Ross ?",neutral yeah ?,neutral "yeah , umm that ’s Whitney , Kyle ’s ex - wife out there , now do you think that you can y’know divert she so that we can slip out ?",neutral what ? ! no !,positive well okay but I have two ticket to the ballroom dance final .,neutral "look , I do not think so Pheebs . all right , I ’ll do it . but just because you ’re a friend .",neutral "well , I - I - i'm do with this . you want anything Ross ? Sports ? International ? apartment listing ?",neutral I will take sport .,neutral mine !,neutral "all right . uhh , international .",neutral "okay , look , I - I know what you guy be go to say",neutral you two will have very hairy child .,negative "okay , I do not know you would say that .",positive Ross ! Janice ? !,negative "all right , hold on !",neutral hold on .,neutral hold on .,neutral "this be Ross , okay ?",neutral he be our friend .,neutral he obviously go crazy .,negative he obviously lose his mind .,negative so be you actually go to see she again ?,neutral Phoebe ! do not put idea in his head !,negative Damnit Phoebe ! !,negative "hey , do n’t we have to ...",neutral "yeah , we get , um - hmm .",neutral "Umm , I think you ’re really , really great ...",positive oh God !,negative here we go again .,negative why do this keep happen to I ?,negative be it something I ’m put out there ?,negative be this my fault ?,negative or be I just nuts ?,negative "I - I - I - I - I do n’t know , I do not know what to say .",positive "hey buddy , this be a family place , put the mouse back in the house .",negative wait !,negative Terry !,negative please !,negative "look , I just lose my other job .",negative okay ?,neutral you have no idea how much I need this .,negative "please , help I out , for old time sake .",negative this poor guy ’s be in a coma for five year . it ’ hopeless .,negative "it ’ not hopeless ! Dr. Stryker Ramoray ’s a miracle worker . look , here he come .",positive "good morning . drake , it ’ your brother Stryker . can you hear I ?",neutral I ’m back baby ! ha - ha - ha !,positive that kid really kick I hard on the plane .,negative well you do pull his hair .,neutral he take my snack !,negative I ’m not get into this again !,negative "okay ! oh God , y’know what ? it ’ really bad .",negative "well , I tell you not to walk . here . there . okay .",negative "this do not mean anything , do it ?",negative of course ! only an idiot would wear this stuff if you do not have the car ! right ?,negative that be true .,neutral "yeah , but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun .",neutral "oh , I ’ve be there . yeah , I be go to go drive my Porsche .",neutral "Joey , you know you do not actually have one .",neutral come on ! what be you do ? ! I ’m in character ! would you talk to she !,negative "Ahh , I think it just move . it ’s really poke I .",negative "all right , that ’s it , we ’re go to the emergency room .",neutral "what ? ! no , you can n’t , you can not leave I here with they ! we ’re baby - sit !",negative "the baby be asleep , I ’m sure you ’ll be okay on your own for a while !",neutral but you - you can not leave I with they ! we - we’re a team ! we ’re play a zone ! they ’re go to triple team I !,negative "he ’s get something plastic lodge in his throat , we ’ve get to go to the hospital .",negative "but no , because a doctor will not be able to help he , it ’s just go to y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven year .",neutral I think that ’s gum .,neutral I ’m pretty sure it ’ gun .,neutral "okay , listen this really hurt . let ’s go .",negative "a real man would not just run to the hospital ! no ! what would , what would krog do ?",negative that be the only way I could get he to,neutral hi ! how be the Gellers ?,neutral do not call we that !,negative the judge would not let we get an annulment ! now we get to get a divorce ! ! do a Porsch throw up on you ?,negative hey ! it ’ Porsche ! !,negative hey sweetie !,positive hey !,positive there ’ no back to this couch !,positive why be you read this ? you hate this kind of stuff .,positive "yeah I know , but I figure a shot y’know ?",neutral "maybe one of those story would make I cry and then you would not think I be y’know , all dead inside .",neutral "oh that ’s so sweet ! look Chandler I do n’t care if you can not cry , I love you .",positive oh that make I feel so warm in my hollow tin chest .,neutral stop it !,positive "no , I mean , come on , seriously think about it , we get marry , we ’re up at the altar and I ’m like this .",neutral "I will not care , because I know you will be feel it all in here .",neutral yeah ?,neutral of course he be !,positive "what , do you think I ’d just use my son as - as an excuse ?",positive what kind of father do you think I be ?,negative "all right , sorry .",neutral I get to go make a fake Ben .,neutral "the basket be totally empty ! my God , the neighbor eat all the candy !",positive "well , either that or uh",neutral Joey ! !,negative yeah ?,neutral do you eat all the neighbor candy ? !,negative "uh well yeah , that be the plan , but by the time I get to it there be only a couple of piece leave !",negative "yeah , and they ’ve be come by all day . they love it !",positive they love my candy ? oh man ! ! ! I ’ve get to go make more ! !,positive "hey Mon , you might wanna make some more lasagna too , because something might ’ve happen to a huge chunk of it .",neutral Ross ! the neighbor eat all my candy ! !,positive mine steal my newspaper ! it ’ like a,negative sure !,neutral "yeah , ever since you uh , tell I that story about that bike I - I could not stop think about it .",neutral "I mean , everyone should have a - a",neutral oh my God Ross ! !,positive you like it ?,positive I,neutral yeah ?,neutral hello darling .,neutral and there ’ daddy !,positive there he be ! there he be !,positive where ?,neutral Right- where we have be look all night !,positive he be so cute !,positive "oh , George , baby , drop the towel !",positive "yeah , drop it ! drop the towel ! please drop the —— wowww .",positive "I have get to tell you , Bob be terrific .",positive "yeah , be not he ?",positive "it be so great to meet a guy who be smart and funny , and have an emotional age beyond , like eight .",positive you know what else ? he be unbelievable in bed .,positive wow . my brother never even tell I when he lose his virginity .,positive huh . that be nice .,neutral "and the miracle be that that little bit of oil that should ’ve just last just one day , burn for",neutral eight whole day .,neutral "that ’ right , and that ’ why we celebrate Hanukkah today . the end .",positive awesome !,positive yeah ?,positive my favorite part be when,neutral the Armadillo be actually not so,neutral hey !,positive oh .,neutral wow ! it look like the Easter Bunny ’s funeral in here .,positive "come on , come on , we’re - we’re - we’re light the candle !",positive oh .,neutral oh .,neutral "okay , I understand why",neutral "yeah , sure . good luck !",positive I ’m quit ! ! Woo - hoo ! I ’m okay ! ! I ’m all right ! !,positive "wow ! that ’ exciting , you go to Japan , make up a woman .",positive what ?,neutral "I ’m just say , this woman , I mean she ’ fictitious . no ?",positive why would you say that ?,neutral ' cause you ’re still into Monica .,neutral "so you tell she there be somebody else so she would agree to work with you , so ' cause you figure oh if you spend a lot of time together , maybe something might happen , and ...",neutral you ’re good . you ’re good !,positive "yeah , no , I ’m fairly intuitive and psychic . it ’ a substantial gift .",neutral "listen , can you promise I that you will not tell she though ?",negative "absolutely , oh I promise . tell she what ?",neutral thank a lot .,neutral "no I ’m serious . I mean I ’m intuitive , but my memory suck .",neutral "excuse I , pardon I , excuse I , excuse I , sorry . hi .",neutral "for God 's sake , will you let it go ? there be no Rachel !",negative "oh , hey , hey , I get that .",neutral "oh , thank , sweetie .",positive no problem . I can not wait for you to meet my friend .,positive really ?,positive you do not think they will judge and ridicule I ?,negative "no , no , they will . I just ... uh ...",neutral can not wait .,neutral do I know you ?,positive "oh my god , little Stevie Fisher ? how have you be ?",positive "good , good , I be a lawyer now .",neutral you can not be a lawyer . you be eight .,positive "listen , it be nice to see you . I get to run backstage .",positive "uh , wait , backstage ?",positive "oh , yeah , my firm represent the band .",neutral Ross .,neutral Chandler .,neutral "look , you guy wanna meet the group ?",neutral come on .,neutral "so , be you one of the one who fool around with my dad ?",positive do you have any respect for your body ?,negative do not you realise what you're - you're do to yourself ?,negative "hey , y'know , I have have it with you guy and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease .",negative "the bottom line be , smoking be cool , and you know it .",neutral "Chandler ? it be Alan , he want to speak to you .",neutral really ?,positive he do ?,positive "hey , buddy , what be up !",positive "oh , she tell you about that , huh .",positive "well , yeah , I have one now and then .",neutral "well , yeah , now .",neutral "well , it be not that big- .. well , that be true , .. Gee , y'know , no - one- no - one 's ever put it like that before .",neutral "well , okay , thank !",positive "God , he be good .",positive if only he be a woman .,neutral yeah .,neutral "oh , look look look .",positive the last candle 's about to burn out .,neutral "10 , 9 , 8 , 7 ... ... negative 46 , negative 47 , negative 48 ....",neutral thank you .,neutral thank .,neutral Kinda ... spooky without any light .,negative Bwah - hah - hah !,positive "ok , guy , guy ? I have the definitive one . mwwwooooo - hah - hah ...",positive oh .. oh ... oh .,neutral "hey Ross . this probably be not the good time to bring it up , but you have to throw a party for Monica .",neutral "all this stuff take up a lot of room . hey how uh , how serious be you about keep Ben in your life ?",neutral you blow they away !,positive "oh , I can not tell you how great it be to look at the crowd and see your face !",positive "I mean ... uh , do you know you be mouth the word along with I ?",neutral I be,positive "no , it be ok ! make I feel like a rock star !",positive oh my God ! I be your,positive I would well not find you naked in my hotel room !,positive "look , I take it too far !",positive "okay , Monica : right foot red .",neutral could 've play,neutral thank .,neutral "okay , Pheebs : right hand blue . good .",neutral "hello ? oh , uh , Rachel , it be the",neutral "oh , okay . will you take my place ?",neutral "alright . yes , this be Rachel .",neutral Nooo !,positive hello ?,neutral "oh , yeah , no , I know , I - I have not be use it much .",neutral "oh , well , thank , but , I be okay , really .",positive Green . to the green .,neutral I have get magic bean . never - never mind .,neutral "to the left , to the left- aww !",neutral Ohhh ... I be fine .,neutral hey !,positive please tell I you get the message !,negative what message ?,neutral "the actor play Mac could not do it , they need to see you at 2 o’clock .",neutral what ? ! it ’ 6 o’clock !,positive "du - du - I write it , I write it on the board !",negative "I write it on the board , then I go all over New York City look for ya !",negative I go to Ross ’s !,neutral I go to the coffeehouse !,neutral I go to any place that they make sandwich !,neutral "that ’s the day you ’re go to die ? see — darnit , I ’ve get shuffleboard that day .",neutral that ’ what you think .,neutral "well , I mean what about friend of your grandmother ’s ? would not they have the recipe ?",neutral "well , y’know I may have relative in France who would know . my grandmother say she get the recipe from her grandmother , Nesele Tolouse .",neutral what be her name ?,neutral Nestley Toulouse .,neutral Nestlé Toll House ?,neutral "oh , you Americans always butcher the french language .",neutral yes ! ! oh .,positive I can not believe that I just spend the last two day try to figure out the recipe and it be in my cupboard the whole time !,negative I know ! you see it be stuff like this which be why you ’re burn in hell ! !,negative "so , we be decide , no on plaid , yes on pink ?",neutral absolutely !,positive I be so on board !,positive Rachel do not you just light that ?,neutral "yeah , I do , but y'know what ? I be really , really try to cut back , y'know ? good luck , Rach .",neutral I have actually be think about quit lately .,neutral "oh sure , every Sunday night I be tell myself I be quit but every Monday morning it be like",negative tell I about it !,neutral well then let us just quit ! we will just quit ! let us all quit !,positive it do sound appealing .,neutral "oh , I never could do it .",positive oh but you could .,neutral you can .,neutral absolutely !,positive we can help each other out !,positive we can get -- what be those -- those patch !,neutral we could be like the Patch Sisters !,positive "oh y'know , we really should quit . okay , let us quit !",positive yes ! great ! give I those cig ! give it ! give it !,positive my late husband give I that light . I be not kid .,negative okay then !,positive "well , maybe it be a contest , y'know ? like , collect all five ?",neutral "do , um , anyone wanna see ?",neutral Nooo ..,negative "oh , hey , do not do that ! cut it out !",negative it be bad than the thumb !,negative "hey , this be so unfair !",negative "oh , why be it unfair ?",positive so I have a flaw !,negative big deal !,negative like Joey 's constant knuckle - crack be not annoying ?,negative "and Ross , with his over - pronounce every single word ?",negative "and Monica , with that snort when she laugh ?",negative "I mean , what the hell be that thing ?",negative "... I accept all those flaw , why can not you accept I for this ?",negative ... do the knuckle - crack bother everybody ?,negative "well , I - I could live without it .",neutral "well , be it , like , a little annoying , or be it like when Phoebe chew her hair ?",neutral "oh , now , do not listen to he , Pheebs , I think it be endear .",neutral "oh , "" you do , do you "" ?",negative "you know , there be nothing wrong with speak correctly .",neutral """ indeed there be not "" ... I should really get back to work .",positive "yeah , 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually order .",neutral "ohh - ho - hooohhh . the hair come out , and the glove come on .",negative Awww ! Mel Torme die .,negative "Joey , that paper ’s like a year old !",neutral aw ! do that mean the,negative hey .,neutral hey .,neutral you be sure ? you be absolutely sure ?,neutral "well , no . but , um , I bet she probably do .",neutral probably ?,neutral "yeah , I do not like that word .",negative kind of what ' probably ' really mean .,neutral "yeah , uh - huh .",neutral "yeah , oh , "" your mom probably will not kill herself , "" y’know ?",negative "I be sorry , but I be not hang all my hope of Rachel and I live together on - on "" probably ! """,negative you get to take care of yourself !,neutral in,neutral "bing do not seem so weird now , do it ?",neutral Yoo - hoo ! Aaron Litman - Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride .,positive Ohhh ! wow ! he kinda take your breath away do n’t he ?,positive he ’ a keeper . how be you feel ?,neutral "oh , I ’m fine .",neutral "can I just say , I really admire what you ’re do . just raise she all alone .",neutral "oh , I ’m not do it alone . I have Ross .",neutral "oh , sure . now . but what happen when he meet somebody else and get marry ?",neutral "well then he get a divorce , it ’ Ross !",neutral "I ’m tell you Rachel , listen to Janice . they all say they ’re go to be there until they start their real family .",neutral well I — that ’s never go to happen with Ross .,negative "oh well that ’ what I think about my first husband , now I ’m lucky if my kid get to spend the weekend with her father and the twin and little Ms. New Boobs .",negative "and Tim I just wanna say , good luck here .",neutral hey . who ’ that ?,neutral new people .,neutral what happen to the disgustington ?,neutral they ’re have their baby !,negative it ’ not fair Ross we get here first !,negative right after you leave they wheel she off into delivery .,neutral oh but not before she give I a juicy shot of little Jamie just crown away .,neutral "wow ! sorry . so uh , how be the new people ?",positive Phoebe ?,neutral yeah ?,neutral "look at that guy by the window , wow !",positive "he ’ awfully short and I think he ’s talk to himself . and to be completely honest , he ’ not that good in bed .",neutral "oh , what be wrong with I lately ?",negative I mean it ’s like every guy I see — I mean look here .,neutral "look at that guy for example , I mean normally that ’ not someone I would - would be attract to , but right now , with the way I ’m feel , all I want to do be rip off his sweatpant and fanny pack .",neutral "wait a second ! this be about the fourth month of your pregnancy , right ?",neutral yeah .,neutral "this be completely normal , around the fourth month your hormone start go crazy .",neutral really ? ! so this have happen to you ?,positive oh absolutely yeah !,neutral "oh and keep in mind , now , I be carry triplet so in , y’know , medical term I be - I be thrice as randy .",neutral "wow ! this explain so much ! last weekend , I go from store to store sit on Santa ’s lap .",positive "yeah . yeah , I remember try to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a",neutral Ugh !,negative I do not know what I ’m go to do !,negative I call the company that send and th - they do n’t care !,negative "then I call 9 - 1 - 1 and they laugh at I , if this be n’t an emergency , then what be ?",negative hey guy !,positive hey !,positive hey,neutral "I just want to thank you again for last night , what a great party !",positive and the guy from work have a blast .,positive "y’know , one of they have never be to a bachelor party before .",positive yeah !,positive "and - and another one have never be to a party before , so",positive "so uh , hey , that uh , that wedding ring , huh ? Man , that ’ nice !",positive "yeah , right !",positive "I be uh , I be think I might want to pick one of those baby up for myself , I might want to get one of those",neutral "that ring ? when my grandmother first come to this country , that ring and the clothe on her back be all she have with she .",positive "so you might say , the ring be irreplaceable ?",positive "oh absolutely ! it have be in my family for generation , and every bride who have wear it have have a long and happy life .",positive "so you might say , it ’ a magic ring .",positive oh MY GOD ! ! I do not really believe it until you just say it ! !,positive well obviously only one of we can keep date she .,neutral "obviously ! so , how do we decide ?",neutral "well now let’s - let ’s look at this objectively , I think I should date she",neutral uh - huh . uh - huh .,neutral "that ’ interesting , but check this out . I date she",positive yeah - yeah I like that but just to go in another direction,neutral "okay , okay . this can go on for a while .",neutral yeah well we should order some food then .,neutral "no Joey ! look why do n’t , why do n’t we just let she decide ? okay ? hey - hey , we ’ll",neutral that sound fair .,neutral maybe I ’ll take she to that new french restaurant down the street,neutral ah yeah — wait a second now !,negative look we ’re go to have to set a spending limit on the date .,neutral I do n’t have the money to take she to a fancy place like that .,negative "well sorry , that ’ what I do on date .",neutral "all right , well I guess I ’ll just have to do what I do on date .",neutral so let ’s decide on the spending limit,neutral "yeah . uh , … a slice … … six dollar ?",neutral I be think more like a hundred .,neutral okay . can I borrow 94 dollar ?,neutral "hi , again .",neutral hey !,neutral hey !,neutral "thank you soo , much .",positive "oh , do n’t thank I , thank the jerk that never show up . okay , I get to get to get to work .",negative you want some help with that ?,neutral "oh , no thank , I get it . no I do n’t !",neutral whoa ! be you okay ?,positive "whew ! stand up to fast , get a little head rush .",positive it ’ the heat . and - and the humidity .,neutral "that ’ a uh , that ’ a tough combination .",neutral do you wanna come in for some lemonade ?,neutral like you would not believe . wow ! this be a great place .,positive what do you mean ?,neutral remember how you say you be really dense about poetry ? oh .,neutral oh !,positive "hey , somebody leave their key .",neutral "Ooohh , to a Porsche !",positive "hey Gunther , these your ?",neutral "yeah , that ’ what I drive . I make four buck an hour , I save up for 350 year !",negative na - uh ! hey do anybody lose their key ?,neutral "Joey , why do n’t you put they in the lost and find ?",neutral there ’ a lost and find ? my shoe !,positive you leave a shoe here ? !,positive "well , I do not realize until I get home .",neutral I be not go to walk all the way back down here with one shoe !,neutral I ’m go to go find that guy ’s car and leave a note on the windshield .,neutral "oh good , when he come back for his key , I ’ll be sure to give he your shoe .",neutral great ! thank .,positive "ok , and this be Funny Clown . Funny Clown be only for after his nap , not before his nap or he will not sleep .",neutral "Carol , we have be through this before , ok ?",positive we have a good time .,positive "we laugh , we play .",positive it be like we be father and son .,positive "honey , relax . Ross be great with he . do not look so surprised . I be a lovely person .",positive "oh , this be so cute .",positive "oh , I get that for he .",neutral my mommy love I . that be clever .,positive hello ?,neutral "oh , Hi , Ju —— Hi , Jew !",neutral uh huh ?,neutral uh huh ?,neutral "ok . um , sure , that would be great .",neutral see ya then .,neutral Bye .,neutral "do you just say Hi , Jew ?",positive "yes . uh , yes , I do . that be my friend , Eddie Moskowitz . yeah , he like it . reaffirms his faith .",neutral now there you go ! I would not want my good guest to strain her eye !,positive thank Monica !,positive do that smell bother you ?,negative "what the smell from Joey ’s ? no , I can hardly smell it over here .",positive "well you let I know if you can , because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it .",neutral "I can smell it a little , bake the pie .",positive okay !,positive okay .,neutral "hello ? oh yes , one minute please . it ’s for you . it ’ the fire inspector .",neutral oh ! hello ? yeah this be Phoebe . really ? !,positive "yeah , so it turn out that it be n’t the hair straightener that start the fire .",neutral "no - no , it be the candle .",neutral it ’ very not good leave candle unattende .,neutral "in fact , one of the first thing they teach you in fire school be … Uhh … Uhh … okay .",neutral "well , I have to go now .",neutral Joey propose to I .,positive be he crazy ? ! you just have Ross ’s baby !,positive "well , I - I say yes .",negative what ? !,positive be you crazy ?,negative you just have Ross ’s baby !,negative It’s - it ’s so inappropriate .,negative "no , it ’ bad than that .",negative it ’ wrong .,negative it ’s … it be big than mine !,positive I know .,neutral you can not marry he !,negative why not ? I do not want to do this alone ! and he ’ such a sweet guy and he love I so much .,negative well do you love he ?,neutral sure .,neutral sure ?,neutral "yeah , I mean whatever .",neutral "honey , the question be … do you really want to marry Joey ?",negative "no . no , I do n’t . could you be a dear and go tell he ?",negative so - so you two be marry huh ? what happen ? you just drift apart ?,neutral here come the bride .,positive oh my God Monica !,positive I wanna wear this everyday .,positive you look so beautiful .,positive I ’m so happy for I .,positive hello ?,neutral hey ! do Chandler show up yet ?,negative "yeah , we get he back . everything ’s fine .",neutral Damnit !,negative "I will be ! listen , I do not want you teach my son that stuff anymore . okay ?",negative fine .,neutral "fine , but I ’ll have you know that once I teach he that stuff he call I Fun Aunt Rachel .",negative and I love be Fun Aunt Rachel but I ’ll go back to be boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that ’ what you want !,negative "no that ’s not what I want . uh , I ’m glad you guy be bond but I",neutral "look he do not have any brother or sister , somebody ’s go to have to teach he this stuff !",negative and I have n’t teach he anything that a normal 6 - year - old do n’t know anyway !,neutral crap ! !,negative I get to go !,neutral look at that ! look at that ! they ’re go into the first class lounge ! do you know what they have in there ?,positive no .,neutral I neither ! we have to get in !,positive just act like you belong .,neutral oh my God ! orange !,positive Shh ! Nice to see you again .,neutral "uh sir , may I see your ticket please ?",neutral "yes , of course .",neutral "I ’m sorry , would you move your thumb ? I can not see the seat number .",neutral "oh that ’s all right , I have it memorize . it ’ 1A.",neutral okay !,positive y’know what ?,neutral I realize it be stupid to get upset about not have a husband and kid .,positive all I really need be a plan .,neutral see I wanna have three kid,neutral "oh let I guess , and you wanna have they all at the same time and you wanna have they for your brother .",positive as I be say … I should probably have the first of the three kid by the time I ’m 35 which give I five year .,neutral you spend a hundred dollar . that ’ the limit . you ’re screw !,positive "uh actually , I send the flower before the actual date . so technically ,",negative oh - oh ! so that ’s the way it ’s go to be huh ? yeah I can break the rule too y’know !,negative oh yeah ? what be you go to do ?,negative I do n’t know .,neutral why be I not surprised ?,negative y’know what Ross ? I ’m not go to let you get away with this !,negative I do not think you have much choice .,neutral well we ’ll see !,negative Bye - bye !,neutral yeah bye - bye ! hey ! so just a light layer ?,neutral yes . yes . just here and there .,neutral Dad ?,neutral I ’m here !,neutral hey !,positive "hi . God , it seem like just yesterday you guy use to come out to watch I work .",positive "Dad , we - we can not believe you ’re sell the house .",negative "well , it ’ time for a new family to start their memory here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling .",neutral let ’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here .,neutral I ’m sorry we can not store your childhood thing anymore .,negative "oh , that ’s okay , I can not wait to see everything again ! all of the memory",positive "well , I do not know what ’ in the box down here , but I do know there be six or seven",neutral I use to,neutral "yeah , not as much as you use to love to play uncooked batter eater .",neutral "hey , it be unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a",neutral "ok , get the vent open .",neutral "hi , I be Ben . I be hospital worker Ben . it be Ben ... to the rescue !",positive "Ben , you ready ?",neutral "all right , gimme your foot .",neutral "ok , on three , Ben .",neutral "one , two , three .",neutral "ok , that be it , Ben .",neutral what do you see ?,neutral "well , Susan , I see what appear to be a dark vent . wait . yes , it be in fact a dark vent .",neutral "Phoebs , it be open ! it be open !",positive wait ! you forget your leg !,positive "you have a very impressive resume , Ms. Green . I especially like what I see here about implement a new filing system .",positive thank you .,positive filing system ?,neutral oh - oh !,positive you mean those - those little colored label you put on all the folder ?,neutral it certainly do brighten up the inside of the filing cabinet .,positive "well , they uh , they - they do more than that .",neutral I notice that you ’ve be trust with a lot of rather important responsibility .,neutral "yes , Joanna really have be an incredible mentor to I .",positive oh . and Rachel have be really incredible in get my morning bagel for I . it ’ amazing how she get it right almost,positive "I - I - I of course , I have more responsibility than that .",neutral "oh yes , well there ’s the coffee too . Rachel can carry two thing at once !",positive "yes , that ’s very good . now a uh , big part of this job be cultivate personal relationship , especially with designer .",neutral "yes , I realize that",neutral "and Rachel should not have any problem with that . the only problem might be get a little too friendly , if you know what I mean .",neutral I love work with designer !,positive "with they , under they , what ’s the difference ? eh , Rach ?",neutral "Chandler , you have an assistant right ?",neutral do she call ? you - you tell she I be sick right ? always tell she I be sick !,negative "Chandler , listen to I sweetie , I know you can do this . okay ? you have a beautiful smile .",neutral I do ?,positive "yeah ! all right , maybe you do not have to smile . let ’s try something else . let ’s try umm , try look sexy .",neutral okay .,neutral or not .,neutral where 's Chandler ?,neutral here I be .,neutral wash your hand ! ! !,negative how do you … know ?,positive hey ! what be she do back here ?,positive "Relax , Ross . she be not make of ice cream !",neutral "hey look , Phoebe . I , uh , I lay out the state geographically ...",neutral what happen in Atlantic City ? !,positive "well , Chandler and I be in a bar",neutral "do you not hear I say , "" Du - ude ? ! """,negative "and this girl be make eye at Chandler , okay ?",neutral "so after awhile he - he go over to she and uh , after a minute or two , I see they kiss .",neutral "now , I know what you ’re think , Chandler ’s not the type of guy who just go to bar and make out with girl , and you ’re right , Chandler ’s not the type of guy who just go to bar and make out with … girl .",positive you kiss a guy ? ! ! oh my God .,positive "in my defense , it be dark and he be a very pretty guy .",negative "oh Mon , I laugh so hard",positive "Ho - ho , so hard we have to throw out your underwear again ?",negative "whatever dude , you kiss a guy .",neutral "so umm , you ’re go to stay with I as long as I need you ?",neutral of course I be !,positive "oh mom , I swear I ’m not an idiot .",neutral "I ’ve read all kind of book on pregnancy and give birth , but i - I just do not think to read the part about what to do when the baby come .",neutral and - and then guess what ?,neutral the baby ’s come and I do not know what to do .,negative "oh , can I throw up in my diaper genie ?",negative "no . Sweetie , you ’re go to be fine .",neutral wait - wait where be you go ? where be you go ?,negative I ’m go to the bathroom .,neutral okay .,neutral now do not worry ! everything ’s go to be okay .,neutral it,neutral hey !,positive hey ! why be you all red and sweaty ?,positive I just bamboozle Chandler ! which be not uh sexual thing . that be a quick shower .,neutral not if you be here .,neutral "okay , the reason why I ask you guy out to brunch today be because I have be do some thinking about who should be my maid of honor .",neutral oh my God ! this be it ! I really hope it ’s you !,positive I hope it ’s you .,neutral I too !,positive "first of all um , I love you both so much and you ’re both so important to I",positive "okay , bla - bla - bla - bla ! ! who be it ? !",positive "well umm , I be think that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade off be maid of honor for each other .",neutral "like hypothetically , if Phoebe be mine",neutral yes ! ! ! oh ! !,positive hypothetically !,negative still .,neutral if Phoebe be my maid of honor,neutral "Rachel would be Phoebe ’s , I would be Rachel ’s , that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset .",neutral yeah that ’s actually a pretty good idea .,neutral "yeah , I ’ll do that . so who get to be yours ?",neutral "well that ’s the good part . Umm ,",neutral wh - why be that the good part ?,positive because then I do not have to !,positive well of,neutral I ’m really not decide !,positive fine !,negative "Aww , and good luck to you too ! what a nice lady !",positive "if you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupt the entire building , why not get he something a little bit more subtle , like a wreck ball , or a phial of small pox to release in the hallway ?",neutral it be not just the drum noise .,neutral "every five minute , Joey throw his stick in the air , and I have to hear , "" oh my eye !",negative "oh god , my eye ! """,negative "I mean , it be so annoying .",negative "yes , thank you . you see , this be how normal people be suppose to react to drum .",neutral "Phoebe , you get Joey drum to annoy Rachel , so she would not wanna live there anymore ?",positive maybe on some level .,neutral Joey ? could you get that ? what be you do here ? I think you be in your room ?,positive "no , I ’m pick you up for our date . these be for you .",neutral "Ohh , Lilies . Joey , they ’re my favorite . thank you .",positive "and , a brownie !",positive "well , half a brownie .",neutral "actually , it ’ just bag .",neutral it ’s be a long walk from the flower shop and I be startin ' to feel faint so,neutral oh man !,positive this be so great !,positive I actually feel like I ’m go on a real date !,positive "although , I have a hint of morning sickness , and I ’m wear underwear that go up to about … … there .",neutral "hey come on now , this be a real date .",neutral "uh , so … nice place you get here .",neutral "Foosball , huh ?",positive Pizza box .,neutral "oh , a subscription to",positive "yeah , actually that ’ my roommate ’s .",neutral I would like to meet he . he sound like a stand up guy .,neutral "ah yes , but he ’ very protective of I so you ’d well watch yourself .",neutral "ah … Hey , so this roommate of your … is he good look ?",positive Hm - mmm,neutral "oh yeah , it must be tough to keep your hand of he , huh ?",neutral "yeah , but I ’m pretty sure he ’ gay .",neutral "no - no - no - no , he ’ not ! no ! why be you try to ruin the game ? come on !",negative can you believe what a jerk Ross be be ?,negative "yeah , I know . he can get really competitive .",neutral "ha . ha , ha .",positive what ?,neutral "oh , hello , kettle ? this be Monica . you be black .",neutral please ! I be not as bad as Ross .,negative "oh , I beg to differ . the",neutral that be,neutral Oooooh . : oh ! I get an interview ! I get an interview !,positive "well , not play raquetball !",positive he forget to leave his grip size !,positive he do not get the goggle !,positive "well , sound like you two have issue .",neutral "Goodbye , baby .",neutral "Ciao , bela .",neutral do they wait for I to do this ?,neutral so be you go to tell he ?,neutral why would I tell he ?,neutral "how about 'cause if you do not , his mother might .",neutral what be you guy do here ?,negative uhhhh .... he be not even wear a jockstrap !,positive ... what do I ask ?,neutral God . I feel violate .,negative "do anybody else feel they just want to peel the skin off their body , to have something else to do ?",negative "Ross , ten o'clock .",neutral be it ? feel like two .,negative "no ,",neutral "there be a beautiful woman at eight , nine , ten o'clock !",positive oh . Hel - lo !,positive "she be amazing ! she make the woman that I dream about look like short , fat , bald man !",positive "well , go over to she ! she be not with anyone .",positive "oh yeah , and what would my opening line be ? ' excuse I . Blarrglarrghh . '",negative "oh , come on . she be a person , you can do it !",positive "oh please , could she",neutral he could never get a woman like that in a million year .,neutral "oh , oh , but y'know , you always see these really beautiful woman with these really nothing guy , you could be one of those guy .",neutral you could do that !,positive you think ?,positive "ok , that be enough of the view . check this out , look at this . sit down , sit down .",neutral ok .,neutral "this be great ! Helen , could you come in here for a moment ?",positive "thank you Helen , that will be all .",neutral "last time I do that , I promise .",neutral "I be so , so , so , so sorry !",negative uh - huh .,negative "and I will cook anything you want in here , and do anything in there !",negative "yeah you will ! and , be you kiddin ' I ? !",negative "come on Monica , it ’ our Valentine ’s day . please ? please - please , please ?",negative okay .,neutral okay .,neutral "so , be we go in there ?",neutral I be ! !,positive wow !,positive it actually be in the handbook .,neutral I can n’t date you or have a hot plate in my office .,neutral I can not believe we have to stop see each other .,negative for what it ’ worth I do appreciate you stand up for I . it feel really nice . it kinda make I like you even more .,positive "I know , I know I really like you too . but we - we can n’t date . it ’ against the rule . it ’s forbid .",neutral wow !,positive what ?,positive "just hear you describe it as forbid , it ’ really hot .",positive really ?,positive yeah .,neutral "well I - I - I do n’t care how hot it be it’ - it ’s uh , it ’ wrong .",positive stop it !,positive no ! no ! it ’ wrong ! It’s - it’s - it ’ naughty . it ’ taboo .,positive shut the book !,positive let ’s also get a hot plate !,positive "Rach , you ’re in a great place in your life . come on , you ’ve get a great job ! good friend",positive yeah ! so - so when be you getting marry ?,positive "oh I ’m not , I just like to try these on .",neutral I do the same thing .,neutral I ’m just kid . I ’m getting marry July 25,positive I ’m just kid too . I ’m getting marry in December .,positive so when be you getting marry ?,neutral oh May 15,neutral Oooh it ’s get close !,positive "so uh , who ’s your photographer ?",neutral Jeffrey,neutral we meet with he . do he show you the photo of the nude wedding he do ?,neutral the good man ? wow !,positive "I know ! I almost call off my wedding . oh , who ’s your band ? !",positive "oh , my fiancee want the Swing king .",neutral "oh , you ’re so lucky . my fiancee want the heavy metal band Carcass .",negative "Ooh , be that spell with a ' c ' or a ' k ' ? oh my God ! it do not matter ; they ’re both great !",positive oh y’know what ?,neutral now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman ’s and get it half off .,neutral this place be so overpriced .,negative "so , do this come in another color or",neutral "I be tell you , year from now , schoolchildren will study it as one of the great first date of all time .",neutral it be unbelievable !,positive "we could totally be ourselves , we do not have to play any game ...",positive so have you call she yet ?,neutral let she know I like she ?,negative "what be you , insane ?",negative it be the next day !,positive how needy do I want to seem ?,neutral "I be right , right ?",neutral "oh , yeah . yeah . let she dangle .",neutral I can not believe my parent be actually pressure I to find one of you people .,positive "oh , God , just do it ! call she ! stop be so testosteroney !",negative "which , by the way , be the real San Francisco treat . I get her machine .",neutral her answer machine ?,neutral "no , interestingly enough her leaf blower pick up .",neutral "so , uh , why do not you say anything ?",neutral "oh , no - no - no - no . last time I leave a spontaneous message I end up use the phrase "" yes indeedy - o. """,negative "look look ! it be Rachel and Barry . no , do not everybody look at once !",positive "okay , okay , what be go on ?",neutral "okay , they be just talk ...",neutral "yeah , well , do he look upset ? do he look like he be just tell to shove anything ?",neutral "so , um , what do you do for a living ?",neutral "well , um , for the past few year I have be work ..... which be funny because , that be not even my major .",neutral oh no . I think you say they could shoot the spot without you .,neutral I think they could ... i'll try to get back as soon as I can . I be sorry .,negative now that be funny .,neutral "hey , do you think ... would it be too weird if I invite Carol over to join we ?",neutral "cause she be , she be alone now , and pregnant , and , and sad .",negative I guess .,neutral be you sure ? great . Carol ? Wanna come over and join we ?,neutral "oh , no no no . I be fine . I be fine .",neutral come on .,neutral these people'll scooch down .,neutral "you guys'll scooch , will not you ?",neutral let us try scooche !,positive come on .,neutral come on .,neutral "uh , Kristen Riggs , this be Carol Willick .",neutral "Carol , Kristin .",neutral "uh , Carol teach sixth grade .",neutral "and , Kristin , Kristin ...... do something that , funnily enough , be not even her major !",positive okay .,neutral when I be six year old .,neutral Hm - mm,neutral I want a big wheel .,neutral and instead my parent get I this little plastic chicken that you hop around on .,negative "it be embarrassing , kid make fun of I .",negative that be a pretty tough year .,negative that’s - that ’ great !,positive see ?,neutral I already feel like I know you a little well !,positive thank you .,positive "okay , come on .",neutral now we can go eat .,neutral let ’s go .,neutral it be horrible . they call I chicken boy .,negative oh !,positive "will you pick one , just pick one ! here , how about that one ?",negative that be patio furniture !,positive "so what , like people be go to come in and think , "" uh - oh , I be outside again ? "" of course !",neutral what about the bird ?,neutral "I do not know , bird just do not say , "" hello , sit here , eat something . """,neutral you pick one .,neutral "all right , how about the ladybug ?",neutral "oh , so , forget about the bird , but big red insect suggest fine dining !",negative "fine , you want to get the bird , get the bird !",negative "not like that , I will not ! Kip would have like the bird !",negative bijan for man ?,neutral bijan for man ?,neutral "bijan for ... hey , Annabelle , uh , listen , I be wonder if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee .",neutral "oh , actually I sorta have plan .",neutral "ready , Annabelle ?",neutral you bet . maybe some other time ?,neutral "hey , it be not the first time I lose a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne . bijan for man ? bijan for man ? !",negative that be amazing !,positive Phoebe and Gary be,neutral that be amazing .,positive we be the hot ! huh ?,positive "no , you be the good .",neutral "no , you be the good .",neutral "no , you be the good .",neutral I,neutral hey guy ! what ' cha be do ?,neutral hey Joey ! be not that the girl that wave at you the other day ?,neutral so what be you go to do ?,neutral "what can I do ? one person want to break - up , you break - up .",negative "hey , no way ! come on , this be you guy , call she and work it out .",negative "oh come on , we just have this huge fight , all right , do n’t I have to wait a while ?",negative "hey , this be not like swim after you eat , pick up the phone ! !",negative y'know that whole swimming thing be a myth .,neutral "yeah , tell that to my Uncle Lenny .",neutral why ? what happen to he ?,neutral "nothing , he ’s just really believe in that .",neutral it look like your uterus be ready for implantation .,neutral oh ! I know it ! I know it ! I feel really thick this morning .,positive "well , okay , so what ’ now — go get , go get the egg , put ' em in there .",neutral "okay , it ’ll take just a little while to prepare the embryo .",neutral "embryossss ? as in , "" More than one ? """,positive "um - hmm , five actually .",neutral "five ? okay , where be I give birth , a hospital or a big box under the stair ?",neutral we do five because that give you a 25 % chance that at least one will attach .,neutral that ’s it ! 25 percent ? that mean that ’s it ’s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all !,positive "hey , y’know I be think , what be the odd like if - if , if you stuff like 200 of they in there ?",neutral "Sweety , now , she ’ a woman , not a gumball machine .",neutral "okay , well y’know what , do not worry you guy , ' cause I’m - I’m go to do this as many time as it take to get it right .",neutral "well , you see , the - the thing be , we - we only get , we kinda have one shot to make it right .",neutral "Umm , it cost $ 16,000 each time you do this .",neutral "so , umm , we ’re kinda use all the money we have to do it just this one time .",neutral "whoa ! ! that — okay , that ’ a",negative "no , I ’m sorry .",neutral wow ! you guy really do not know anything !,positive I know ! why do n’t you get drunk ! that work for a lot of girl in my high school .,negative hey !,neutral hey !,neutral you guy get anything to eat ? I just go down to Johnos for some chicken and it be close !,positive "oh , I take Larry there to eat but it be all violate . so we shut it down !",negative "Pheebs , if this guy keep close down all of our favorite place , where be we go to eat ? !",negative "I do not know , clean place ?",neutral "Mm , yum !",neutral it be Danny .,neutral do not let he in ! I be suppose to be at a regatta gala .,negative we will be right there ! can not you just say it start later ?,negative what ? what kind of a regatta gala start at night ? !,positive the fake kind !,negative "hey , hi , I need a ladle . you get a ladle ?",neutral we have a ladle .,neutral "thank , see you at the party .",neutral "okay , great !",positive "hey , guy , you know what Larry would say ? he would say , "" see you ladle . """,neutral you be so efficient . I love you !,positive let us go !,positive no - no - no ! we need something old !,negative "Ohh , great , I have condom in my wallet I have have since I be twelve .",neutral that will work !,positive I do not think so .,neutral "okay , now we just need something borrow !",positive here just … take this .,neutral that be steal !,negative "no , we'll - we'll bring it back ! just put it under your dress .",neutral ohh .,positive "okay , one thing at a time .",neutral sorry about that . so . what have you be up to ?,neutral "oh , not much . I - I get a job .",positive "oh , that be great .",positive why are- why be you so tan ?,positive "oh , I , uh- I go to Aruba .",neutral Noooo ! I be lie . I be so drunk .,positive "oh God , oh .",negative "great , Monica , y'know what , you could 've call , I have be up here , I have be worry ...",negative Monica ? Monica !,negative water rule !,positive "yes , yes , it do . okay , look , the restaurant call , they wanna know if you be go to be show up for work ?",neutral nope . go to the,neutral "okay Monica , what be you do ? you be go to lose your job ! this be not you !",negative "no , it be I !",positive "y'know , I be not just the person who need to fluff the pillow and pay the bill as soon as they come in !",negative "y'know , when I be with she , I be so much more than that .",positive i'm- I be Monana !,positive "hello ? yes , she be , hold on a second , please . Monana , it be for you , the credit card people .",neutral Helloooo ? yeah . oh my God . thank .,positive what ?,neutral they have arrest Monica .,negative note the painterly line and subtle impasto on this canvas . Monet paint quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject be light itself .,neutral "now , do you have any idea what you just say ?",neutral "no , no , my mouth say the word , my brain be think monster truck !",neutral "ok now , remember , when you get to the museum , Monet be not spell M - O - N - A - Y.",neutral I just ...,neutral I write that out phonetically for you .,neutral phonetically ?,neutral "yeah , yeah that mean ... you know ? we just ... we do not have time for this .",neutral "ok , but you know what ? I get to say , I be really impressed that you be able to memorize all this so quickly !",positive "ah ! I be an actor ! I can memorize anything ! last week on "" day "" I have to say "" frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy "" .",positive wow . what do,positive no idea !,positive "but the guy I say it to die in the next scene so I guess it mean "" you be go to get eat by a bear "" .",neutral ok ! so let us move on to the Renaissance ?,neutral "ok , Caravaggio use chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure . touch it , it be really bumpy ! .",neutral "Nah ah ! Nah ah ! no no no ! no ad - libbing and dude , you can not",negative come on ! you ...,neutral no !,negative oh . oh - oh .,neutral hey ! what happen to you ? why do not you come up ?,positive do !,positive you just finish ?,positive "well , I want to be thorough .",neutral "I mean this - this be clearly very , very important to you , to we !",positive "and so I want to read every word carefully , twice !",positive "so umm , do it ?",neutral I ’m sorry .,negative do it ?,negative "do it ? do it ? yeah , I want to give that whole ' do it ? ' part just another glance .",neutral "what be you talk about , Ross , you just say that you read it twice !",negative "look , y'know what , either it do or it do n’t , and if you have to even",negative "no , Rach , no . I do n’t , I do n’t , I do n’t",neutral be you sure ?,positive "oh , sure ! I ’m sure .",positive you get marry again .,neutral yes .,neutral so that ’s your second marriage in two year .,neutral "yes , second in two year . third overall .",neutral "Ross , I have be a divorce attorney for 23 year and never have I so much business from one client .",neutral why do not you tell I what happen .,neutral "basically , Rachel and I be in Vegas and we get drunk",neutral "I ’m sorry , be this the same Rachel who ’ name you say at the altar in the second marriage ?",positive "yes - yes - yes ! but , I - I do",neutral "oh , that ’s well then .",neutral this be just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annul .,neutral I see . have you consider therapy ?,neutral I think just the,neutral there be a couple of form to fill out .,neutral easy .,neutral "and we ’ll need to have witness who can testify that you be not of uh , sound mind .",neutral no problem .,neutral and we ’ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge .,neutral Ooh !,positive there ’ no way to do this without she ?,positive "' cause I kinda all ready tell she uh , it be , it be already take care of .",negative "so , Phoebs owe $ 7.50 , Monica , you owe $ 10 , and Rachel , you owe fifteen big one .",neutral "but hey , thank for teachin ' us Cross - Eyed Mary . you guy , we get to play that at our regular game .",neutral "alright , here be my $ 7.50 . but I think you should know that this money be curse .",neutral what ?,positive "oh , I curse it . so now bad thing will happen to he who spend it .",neutral "that be alright , I will take it .",neutral bad thing happen to I anyway .,neutral this way I can break them up with a movie .,neutral "well , that just leave the big Green poker machine , who owe fifteen ...",neutral you wanna do it right now ?,neutral great !,positive "ok , I just wanna be really sure this time . Andie McDowell 's the girl from",neutral no . no no no no no . that be Rodney McDowell . Andie McDowell be the guy from,neutral "oh , yeah . ok , thank you .",neutral you be welcome .,neutral be for I not to see you anymore .,negative that be crazy !,positive you can not do that !,positive what be you go to tell she ?,negative oh God .,negative "ohh , you already agree to this , have not you ?",negative "it be awful I know , I mean , I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work .",negative "and I do , I have to make",negative ohh ! lucky I ! oh my God ! that,positive you have no idea what a nightmare this have be . this be so hard .,negative "oh yeah , really ? be it Ross ? yeah ? okay , well let I make this a just a little bit easy for you .",negative what be you do ?,positive storm out !,negative "Rachel , this be your apartment .",neutral "yeah , well that be how mad I be ! !",negative these little woman . wow !,positive "your like it , huh ?",neutral oh yeah ! Amy just burn Jo ’s manuscript . I do not see how he could ever forgive she .,positive "Umm , Jo ’s a girl , it ’ short for Josephine .",neutral Chandler .,neutral hi .,neutral hi .,neutral Joey .,neutral hey - hey !,positive hey .,neutral this be Monica .,neutral whoa !,positive and this be Rachel .,neutral hi !,positive whoa ! !,positive I ’m go to get coffee .,neutral "hey , how do you guy get anything do ?",positive "we do n’t , really .",neutral "well , so , now , do you guy have a lot of big plan ?",neutral "oh yeah ! yeah , no , we ’re go to connect , y'know bond , and everything .",positive "yeah , I be think that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja star .",neutral "and , oh , um , my friend Larry , he want I to take a picture of a hooker .",neutral "you know , we do not really take advantage of live in the city .",neutral "okay , Chandler !",neutral okay .,neutral "and your horoscope say , "" on the fifth a special someone be go to give you a gift . """,positive "oh , well thank you in advance .",positive "Op , but the twelfth bring a lover ’s spat .",positive "oh , wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announce itself .",positive hey guy !,neutral hey ! !,positive oh my god ! it ’ Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. ! ! ! ! ! ! !,positive oh that ’ right . it ’ your first day ! so be you psyche to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick ?,positive be I psyche ? the lead in my own tv series ? I ’ve dream about this for year ! why have I not be prepare ? !,positive "no ! Joey , you ’re go to be great !",neutral "but I get to act with a robot Pheebs , and - and I do not know anything about technology !",negative I can not even use Chandler ’s computer except to find porn !,negative and - and that ’s only ' cause it ’ right there when you turn it on !,negative I think our lover ’s spat will start a little early this month .,negative I ’ll be wait .,neutral "now , this be last minute so I want to apologize for the mess . okay ?",positive oh my god ! it sure do not look this way when I live here .,positive I know !,positive "now look , there ’ only one problem though .",positive "there ’s only room for one , so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey ’s .",neutral "well , since the fire be kinda my fault I guess you should get to stay here .",negative "hey ! hey - hey , now this be no one ’s fault Pheebs . okay ? it be an accident .",neutral "well no , it be my fault so you should get the nice room .",neutral okay !,positive so Rach !,positive you ’re the first guest at Hotel Monica !,positive "Umm , you ’ll just have to tell I how you like your egg in the morning .",neutral "and I think I would bring they to you , y’know , in bed .",neutral "oh , you have be through so much .",negative I have .,negative this be just Bactine . it will not hurt .,neutral "sorry , that be wax .",neutral "oh , poor little tooty be scared to death . we should find his owner .",negative why do not we just put ' poor little tooty ' out in the hall ?,negative during a blackout ? he would get trample !,negative yeah ?,neutral "Ben , I want you to know that there may be some time when I may not be around , like this .",negative "but I will still always come back , like this .",neutral "and sometimes I may be away long , like this .",neutral "but I will still always come back , like this .",neutral "and sometimes , I will want you to steal third , and I will go like this .",neutral he be so amazing .,positive "oh , I know . look at he .",positive "Ben , Ben , hey Ben . nothing . I do not think that be his name .",neutral "oh , look , look , he be close his eye . look , he be open his eye .",positive "he do not do much , do he ?",neutral "no , this be pretty much it .",neutral you guy wanna get some coffee ?,neutral yeah .,neutral "all right , I will see you guy later .",neutral "oh , look , he be close his eye again .",neutral "come on , they be go to love you .",positive "well , thank you for lunch .",neutral "what ? wait a minute , I do n’t pay , I think you pay !",neutral so apparently we just do n’t pay for food anymore . do you see what I see ?,neutral how do it go ?,neutral have the money in the wrong hand .,neutral "all right , I ’m go to go steam my wedding dress okay ? who want the responsibility of make sure nothing happen to it ?",neutral I ’ll do it .,neutral who want it ? anybody ?,neutral I say I ’ll do it !,negative "nobody want to do it ? all right , I ’ll do it myself .",negative Monica ! I ’m not go to screw it up !,negative "you ’re right , I ’m sorry .",negative actually you be a big help tonight .,positive "yeah , and thank for put my grandmother in the cab and make sure she get to the hotel safely .",neutral well of course that be what I ’m here for !,positive okay . sorry .,neutral Ugh ! what grandmother ?,positive "hi . Tag , I have a conference call today be that correct ?",neutral "yes , at 4:00 .",neutral "okay , thank you .",neutral that ’ll be all .,neutral wait !,positive wait !,positive do you see that ?,positive that mail guy have no idea there be something go on between we .,positive "you ’ve see my huge stack of porn , right ?",neutral "hey Monica , it ’ chip .",neutral yes .,positive who ’ chip ?,neutral shhh !,neutral "good runnin ' into you at the bank today , so ah , here ’s my number , 555 - 9323 . give I a call . later .",neutral "chip , be Chip Matthews .",neutral the guy who take Rachel to the prom ? why be he call you ?,positive "' cause I run into he at the bank , he be still soo cute .",positive "Monica , you ’re so lucky ! he ’s like the most popular guy in school ! !",positive "I know ! ! chip ? hi ! it ’ Monica . ' Kay . ' Kay . okay . okay , good - bye . oh my God , we just have",positive I be just leave .,neutral "good ! ' cause I ’ve get a product report to read , it ’ like eight page , I hope I do not fall asleep .",neutral why ? do you write it ?,neutral "wow ! look at that , Chip Matthews call . I wonder what he want ?",positive "well ah , actually ...",neutral here ’ your tea Phoebe .,neutral "it ’ so good . oh , thank .",positive good .,positive I ’m so glad you like it .,positive oh !,positive what ? !,positive what ? ! she make the tea !,positive "oh ! no , I - I think I just have a contraction .",positive you what ?,positive oh my God !,positive I like she . she see smart .,positive "I have no idea , could be . listen , I be sorry I have to work tonight .",negative "oh it be ok . you be worth the wait , and I do not just mean tonight .",neutral I have actually,neutral ": yeah , well your friend be in violation of it .",neutral "I ’ve be a nice guy up until now , but uh , I do not need this grief .",negative I ’m go to call the landlord and tell he that Monica be illegally sublet here grandmother ’s apartment .,negative your friend be outta here pal .,negative why do not you tell I something I do n’t know !,negative all right ! I find one that fit !,positive "well y’know what they say , the 23",neutral whose be it ?,neutral oh do it matter ? ! all that matter be that you look so handsome .,negative oh damnit !,negative no ! do not say that ! do not say that !,negative damn it !,positive no do n’t ! go back to repeat !,negative damn it !,positive oh crap !,negative oh crap !,positive "hey Rach ! hey , you mind if I read my comic book in here ?",neutral sure ! why ?,positive "oh well , Chandler and Monica be over there and it be kinda hard to concentrate .",neutral what ? !,positive she just call and say that she be go to be work late !,negative she keep lie to I !,negative that be it !,negative I be just go to go over there and confront they right now !,negative "so Chandler , I - I'd love to come by tonight .",positive really ?,positive "oh absolutely . shall we say , around seven ?",positive yes .,neutral good . I be really look forward to you and I have sexual intercourse .,positive "hey - hey , check it out ! check it out ! Ugly Naked Guy have a naked friend !",positive oh yeah ! oh my God ! that be,positive "yeah , it be ! Naked Ross ! !",positive "y'know , hey ! you ’re the one who end it , remember ?",negative "yeah , because I be",neutral you still love I ?,negative Noo .,negative "what do this mean ? what do you , I mean do you wanna , get back together ?",neutral "Noo ! maybe ! I , I do not know .",negative what ? !,positive "I just , I feel , I - I just ...",negative I win ! I win ! I finally win !,positive I win ! that be my quarter !,negative fine ! here ! take a hike toot !,negative "excuse I , sir ! this lady play my quarter , this be my money .",negative be that true miss ?,neutral sell drug to kid .,negative what ? !,positive she sell drug to kid .,negative it be my quarter !,negative be it her quarter ?,neutral how about we talk about this over dinner ?,neutral "okay lady , you be out of here .",negative "no ! no , you can not arrest I ! no ! ! I will not go back ! I will not go back to that hell hole ! !",negative I be just take you outside !,negative "oh , okay .",neutral hey !,neutral hey !,neutral "listen , I know you want to talk to I , but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married . we register , and",neutral no !,negative "Ross , come on !",negative no !,negative "listen , look I think a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line , Ross , be we can not stay married .",negative I do not know if it ’ true .,neutral oh b - b - but it be !,negative "oh , okay , y’know what this be ?",neutral "oh Ross , come on ! this be not , this be not a marriage ! ! this be the world ’s bad hangover ! Ross , listen , if",negative "all right . all right , I ’ll do it .",negative "thank you . hey - hey umm , uh , be there , be there any such thing as an annulment shower ?",neutral hey ! what be you guy do ?,neutral make holiday candy for the neighbor .,neutral yes !,positive so I really never get to win anymore ?,negative how much do ever really win before ?,neutral "he be so cute . so , where do you guy grow up ?",neutral Brooklyn Heights .,neutral Cleveland .,neutral "how , how do that happen ?",positive oh my god .,positive what ?,positive I suddenly have the feeling that I be fall . but I be not .,neutral "ok , I be makin ' a break for it , I be go out the window .",neutral "no , no , no , do not ! I have be waitin ' for like , forever to go out with Lorraine . just calm down .",negative calm down ? calm down ? you set I up with the woman that I have dump twice in the last five month !,negative "can you stop yellin ' ? you be makin ' I nervous , and I can not go when I be nervous .",negative "I be sorry , I be sorry , you be right . come on , do it , do it , go , come on ! ! !",negative "hey you guy , guess what ?",neutral the British be come ?,neutral "ohh , you and your way . since it ’ Christmastime . I ’m go to be one of those people collection donation .",positive "yeah , I already have my bell and later on ... I get my bucket .",positive ohh .,neutral "yeah , yeah , I ’m go to be out there spread joy to the people .",positive "I mean , last year , I spread a little joy but not really enough .",positive "so this year , I ’m go to do the whole city .",positive "you know , I know a girl in high school who do that . she be",neutral I can not,neutral "oh ! look at that , time 's up ! my turn !",positive that be a half an hour ?,positive it be your timer .,neutral "y'know , I do not like to brag about it , but I give the",neutral "all right , then massage I up right nice !",positive ah ! Ahh ! ! Ahh ! !,positive "it be so good , be not it ?",neutral it be so good I do not know what I have do to deserve it !,positive say good - bye to sore muscle !,positive good - bye muscle ! !,positive oh whoa - whoa - whoa !,negative "wait a minute , open up your hand ; let I take a look .",neutral Quarter .,neutral Dime .,neutral lint ?,neutral not interested in that .,neutral what be this ?,neutral a canadian coin ?,neutral get outta here !,positive whoa - whoa - whoa !,positive no drink near the bucket !,negative set it down over there and then you can make a contribution !,negative and you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too !,negative hi Bob !,positive I think I tell you to get outta here !,negative "uh , Phoebe we have be get complaint and uh , we be go to move you to a less high - profile spot .",neutral "well , because we think you know ! ! it ’ so obvious ! God , that would be like tell Monica , "" hey , you like thing clean . """,neutral hey Joe ! you wanna shoot some hoop ?,positive "oh no , I can not go . I ’m practice ; I get an audition to be the host of a new game show .",positive oh cool !,positive that ’ great .,positive "yeah - yeah , and if I get it by day I ’ll Dr. Drake Remoray , but by night I ’ll be Joey Trrrribbiani !",positive you ’ll be perfect for this ! that ’ already your name !,positive but the audition ’s in a couple hour and I do not even understand the game .,negative well do you want some help ?,neutral oh really ? that ’d be great ! you guy can be the contestant !,positive awesome !,positive "okay , I guess we can lose to junior high girl some other time .",neutral all right ! let ’s play Bamboozled !,positive bamboozle ?,positive "yeah , be n’t that a cool name ?",positive yeah !,positive no !,negative "oh . okay , just breathe .",neutral "oh honey , I think I ’m have one too !",positive look at this ! there we go !,positive "excuse I . hi , I ’m a professor here . do you know the Paleontology section , fifth floor , stack 437 ?",neutral "well , yes ! just give I five minute , I just have to find someone to cover my shift .",positive no ! no ! ! no ! can I speak to someone in charge please ? !,negative how can I help you ?,neutral "hi , I be wonder if it be possible to increase security in the Paleontology section ?",negative "see I - I write a book up there and instead of read it people be - be - be well , roll around in front of it .",negative we be aware of the problem you be refer to .,neutral "but as far as increase security , I ’m afraid the library be very understaffed .",neutral "I , I can not help you .",negative "well , fine .",negative fine !,negative "if - if I ’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the write word , I ’ll go up there and defend it myself !",negative and do n’t you follow I !,negative "okay . would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant , or inside his shower drain ?",neutral "oh my god ! Phoebe look , it ’ Ross and that girl .",positive no ! no ! look at that ! it ’ a line of ant ! they ’re work as a team !,positive "right , oh yeah .",neutral "wow , oh , it look like Ross be break up with she .",positive "Uff , I hope he let she down easy .",neutral "come on Phoebe , look at that !",negative "they be not break up , look at they .",neutral "okay that ’s , you know what that be ?",neutral "that be a , that be a second date , that ’ what that be !",negative "look at that , she just put her hand on his thigh ...",neutral "oh no ! that really be nothing , she be",neutral "Ohh ! Phoebe , this be all your fault ! now he love she , he ’s go to marry she , and this be all your fault .",negative you know where I work !,neutral I do ?,neutral "the movie theatre , you use to come in all the time .",neutral you still work at the multiplex ?,neutral "oh , like I ’d give up that job ! free popcorn and candy , anytime I want . I can get you free poster for your room .",positive "thank , I ’m set . do you still live with your parent ?",neutral "oh yeah , but I can stay out as late as I want .",neutral nice car !,positive "yeah , it ’ not mine .",neutral I love your car .,positive "yeah , it ’s mine .",neutral I bet it ’ fast .,neutral "I too ! yeah . and comfortable . do uh , do you like leather seat ?",neutral yeah !,positive it ’s get ' em !,positive "Joey , please !",negative sorry .,neutral ahhh ..,negative hello child !,positive hey ! Wanna play some foosball ? please ?,neutral okay .,neutral "no - no , no ! we have to move the table into my room , yeah ! 'cause of all the box . come on !",neutral "all right , I have one question .",neutral Bye - bye little puppet Joey hand ?,neutral "no , the quiet down thing !",negative you mean this .,neutral "um - hmm ! look , I - I - I do not know how much more of this I can take ! do you know he tape over my",negative "all right look , y'know , this maybe tough but come on , this be Ross ! I survive college with he !",neutral "all right , I guess I can hold out a little long . let us have a game .",neutral okay .,neutral no - no - no - no !,negative yes ! !,positive "uh fella ,",neutral "okay , so he be out of here .",neutral "okay y'know what , because you say that , I be not put out tonight .",neutral I know it do not make much sense,neutral much,neutral "look Chandler , it be instinct ! okay ? I just go for it !",negative "so you risk your life , for a sandwich !",positive "I know it sound crazy , but Chandler this be the great sandwich in the world !",positive "so you do not uh , choose Ross before I .",negative no ! I would never do that ! you - you're like my brother !,negative really ? !,positive "yeah ! in fact , to prove how much you mean to I , here .",neutral thank .,positive "no , eh , oh - oi , easy , it be not a hot dog !",negative how good be that ?,neutral "oh - oi - ho , yeah !",positive see ?,neutral "oh - whoa - hey , dude , what be you do ? !",positive I think you be show I how much you mean to I .,positive yeah . with a bite ! Gee - e - e - eez !,positive check out the ring .,positive nice ! one and a half carat easy .,positive hi .,neutral hey - hey Pheebs !,positive Chandler ’s go to ask Monica to marry he !,positive "oh I know , I help pick out the ring .",neutral you tell she before you tell we ?,positive "well , she walk in when I be look at the ring brochure . you can understand that , right ? guy ? guy ?",negative let us see .,neutral "Congress be debate a new deficit reduction bill ... the mayor want to raise subway fare again ... the high today be forty - five ... and- oh , team play sport .",neutral what about Glen ? he could be a Glen .,neutral Nah ... not - not special enough .,neutral Ooh ! how about Agamemnon ?,neutral waaay too special .,neutral hey Pheebs !,positive hey !,positive check it out . how much of a man be I ? !,positive wow ! nice ! manly and also kind of a slut .,positive "y’know , I ’m begin to see what Jake be talk about .",neutral uh - huh .,neutral the silk ? feel really good !,positive "ah yeah , sorry about that .",negative "it ’ okay . come , come on in .",neutral "thank for let I stay here ! I mean Monica ’s place be nice , but her fiancée sure stare a lot .",positive oh .,neutral oh my god ! you do a great Chandler !,positive "uh - huh . yeah , I - I have a knack for impression .",neutral "well , maybe after we get reacquaint uh , you can do I .",positive yeah — no ! !,negative "hey ! you guy ! check it out , check it out ! guess which job I get .",positive "I do not know , but Donald Trump want his blue blazer black .",neutral what ?,neutral blue blazer back . he - he want it back .,neutral but you - you say black . why would he want his blue blazer black ?,neutral "well , you - you know what I mean .",neutral "no , you mess it up . you ’re stupid .",negative so what job do you get Joe ?,neutral "oh , ah , tour guide at the museum . yeah , Ross get it for I .",neutral "well , how can you be a tour guide , do n’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something ?",neutral I just walk in the bathroom and see Kathy naked ! it be like torture !,negative "y'know if we ever go to war and you ’re capture , you ’re in for a",neutral it just keep get bad and bad !,negative "I mean it ’ bad enough that I ’m in love with my roommate girlfriend — which by the way , I think she know .",neutral because every time we ’re in the room together there ’s this weird like energy between we .,neutral "and call I crazy , but I think she like I too .",neutral and now I have see she naked .,neutral "I mean at least when I ’ve see she with clothe on , I could imagine her body be like cover in bole or something .",neutral "but there be no bole , she ’ smooth !",neutral smooth !,neutral wow ! could everyone totally see up his robe ?,positive yeah ! oh my God !,positive "so , you and Angela , huh ?",positive Yep . pretty much .,positive "oh , that be what she mean !",positive "you know , if they be go to shorten it , they should call it the MUSE !",neutral "you know , short for museum , and avoid all the confusion !",neutral "yeah , most of it it be a place",neutral "ok , all right , so I will take she to the MET .",neutral "yeah , uh , uh , ok , there be this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue .",neutral you know what ?,neutral "she love architecture , you know what you should do ?",neutral you should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick 's Cathedral and there there be this great little pastry shop that she would love .,positive "Geez , sound like you should be go on this date !",positive but I be not ! . you know what if you be in the mood for Thai food ...,neutral "whoa , whoa , whoa ! slow down , you go",positive ok .,neutral you got to tell I exactly what to do there .,neutral "ok , when you walk in the museum , take the right , that be the antiquity wing .",neutral "Ancient Egypt , Mesopotamia , up to the Byzantine Empire .",neutral "whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! so , I walk in the door and make the right",positive hey !,positive "hey , so do everything go all right with the annulment ?",neutral "oh , yeah , no problem . it ’s all take care of .",neutral "Ross , thank you . hey , do you guy wanna go see a movie ?",neutral "oh yeah , why not ?",neutral pheebs ?,neutral "no thank , I ’ve already see one .",neutral "okay , umm , I ’m go to get my sweater .",neutral "okay . you uh , you wanna hear something weird ?",positive always .,neutral I do not get the annulment .,negative what ? !,positive we ’re still married ! do not tell Rachel . see you later .,positive hey ! be you okay ?,neutral Fabulous .,positive "listen , drama critic they ’re nothing but , but people who could not make it as actor . you know what you should do ?",positive "exactly . so you do n’t , do not mention anything to Issac right ?",negative "oh , well I tell Issac everything .",neutral "you tell , of course you do . issac . issac . hey , issac . issac , hi ! y'know we have n’t actually meet ...",neutral you dog !,positive "yes , I suppose I be a dog . but issac , see I - I happen to have a girlfriend .",neutral "oh right , that Rachel chick from the coffee place .",neutral "yeah , that ’s the one . listen , I do not want to hurt she .",neutral "oh , hey , man I know , do not matter how much we love ' em , monogamy be too cruel a rule .",neutral "yeah . listen , can you keep this information to yourself ?",neutral "aw , no problem dude . y'know we get to look out for each other . we ’re the same , you and I .",neutral "actually , no , we ’re not .",positive "yeah , we be .",neutral "no , we ’re not .",neutral "yeah , we be .",neutral "no , we ’re not ! !",negative "okay , we ’re not .",neutral right .,neutral "but , we be .",neutral fine . I just need to know that you ’re not go to tell your sister .,neutral I can promise not to tell she again .,neutral emily !,positive oh my god ! what be you do here ?,positive "I just , I have to see you one more time before you take - off .",positive you be so sweet .,positive "that ’s , that ’s , that ’ a big candy bar . ( she ’s hold one of those huge",negative I too .,neutral "well , that ' I . here , have this . I ’m only allow one piece of carryon anyway .",neutral "wait uh , listen .",neutral "I - I , I have to tell you something .",negative "Umm , I ’ve be think , I ’m just go to come out and say it .",negative okay ?,negative "I - I - I ah , I - I think I love you .",positive oh . thank you .,neutral that ’ no problem .,neutral Monica !,positive she ’s sleep .,neutral "I know , just quick - quick question , quick question . which one be",neutral Deep Impact,neutral "sorry , I just … can’t sleep .",positive Ooh !,negative "where be that book that you be read with the two woman who be ice - skating and wear , wear those hat with the flower on it ?",neutral because every time I look at that cover I ’m like,neutral it be in the living room where there be also a light ! and no one will kick you in the shin .,neutral "hey Ross ! so , I be check out the uh , real estate section",negative yeah ?,neutral look at this .,neutral "oh , it look like mom and dad ’s house .",neutral "oh , it even have a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh , the window in the attic be … oh my God !",positive what ? what happen to the window in the attic ? !,positive I can not believe mom and dad be sell the house !,negative I can not believe they - they do not even tell we !,positive I can not believe I still do not know what happen to the,positive nothing ?,neutral "look , you and I have be give a gift .",neutral we have to do something with it .,neutral "like - like , hand modeling !",positive or - or magic !,positive I have to get back to,neutral whoa !,positive whoa !,positive we could have our own show !,positive y'know we could clap our hand together people will love it !,positive Huh ?,negative and - and - and I write a song for we !,positive "( singing , to the tune of",positive that be okay .,neutral but you have not even hear the chorus !,neutral "well , she ’ll understand right ? it ’ not like I do it on purpose .",negative "Dad , that will not matter to she .",neutral "look , all my stuff be safe and dry and all her be - be , be grow new stuff !",negative "see , this be exactly the kind of thing that make she think you guy love I more than you love she .",negative "oh my God , do she really think that ?",positive "well , can you blame she ?",negative "well I do n’t know , I - I suppose we may have favor you unconsciously , you be a medical marvel ! the doctor say your mother could",positive "Dad , dad I do not want to hear about it .",negative really ?,positive "well , not right now .",neutral "okay look , Monica come here for some memory and damnit , we ’re go to give she some !",neutral "okay , grab … grab some empty box .",neutral okay ?,neutral We’ll - we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll - we’ll put ' em in there .,positive "y’know Joey , I could teach you to sail if you want .",positive you could ?,positive yeah ! I ’ve be sail my whole life . when I be fifteen my dad buy I my own boat .,positive your own boat ?,positive what ? ! what ? ! he be try to cheer I up ! my pony be sick .,positive he ’s come here for Thanksgiving !,positive count in our head as - as good,negative I guess I be do .,neutral Fun ’s over,positive "wait - wait , guy ! if - if we follow the rule , it be still fun and it mean something !",negative I think I be go to take - off .,neutral "guy , rule be good ! rule help control the fun ! Ohhh !",positive dehydrate japanese noodle under fluorescent light ... do it,neutral "question . you be not date anybody , be you , because I meet somebody who would be perfect for you .",neutral "ah , y'see , perfect might be a problem . have you say ' co - dependent ' , or ' self - destructive ' ...",neutral do you want a date Saturday ?,neutral yes please .,neutral "okay . he be cute , he be funny , he's-",neutral he be a he ?,positive well yeah !,positive ... oh God .,negative "i- just- I thought- good , Shelley .",negative I be just go to go flush myself down the toilet now ...,negative "okay , goodbye ...",negative "well , it be official there be no good movie .",negative "well , let us go to a bad one and make out .",neutral "perhaps , you would like I to turn like this , so that you can bunny bump against my back .",neutral hey !,positive hey .,neutral "hey , man . what be up ?",neutral maybe you can tell I .,neutral my agent would like to know why I do not show up at the audition I do not know I have today .,negative the first good thing she get I in week .,neutral how could you not give I the message ?,negative "well , I will tell ya I do enjoy guilt , but , ah , it be not I .",negative "yes , it be ! it be he ! uh huh ! okay , it be I !",negative "see Joe , that be why your parent tell you not to jump on the bed .",neutral can I ask you something ? have you ever have a guy have a crush on you ?,neutral be that why you want to tie my tie ?,positive there ’ this kid in my class who say he ’s in love with I .,negative whoa !,positive whoa what ?,positive Ross have a boyfriend .,neutral I do - I do,positive really ?,positive yeah !,positive I do n’t know .,neutral "I mean , last year Elizabeth now - now this kid .",negative what - what - what - what be it ? !,positive be I give out some kind of … sexy professor vibe ?,negative not right now .,neutral it - it — the point be my natural charisma have make he fail his midterm .,negative "oh , see now I feel bad for the kid !",negative I have a crush on a teacher once and it be so hard !,positive y’know you — I could not concentrate and I blush every time he look at I .,neutral "I mean come on , you remember what ’s it ’s like to be 19 and in love .",neutral oh yes ! thank you very much ! oh that’s - that ’s actually how the french drink it .,positive a new pair of shoe for the Chan - Chan man ! yes !,positive yes ! I've - I've never see a roll like this in my life !,positive "that be right baby ! okay , what do I want now ?",positive "okay , ah umm , ah , a 8 . ah , a 6 ?",neutral pick a number ! that be your,neutral 8 . 8 !,positive thank you !,positive "if you get this one , we buy everybody here a steak dinner !",positive "yeah , I understand .",neutral take as much time as you want .,neutral "ten , even twenty minute if you need it .",neutral I ’ll be here .,negative not smoke .,negative "we ’re really go to do this , huh ?",positive look like it .,neutral "y’know , if , if this be too weird for you , we can still back out at",neutral I get it !,positive okay .,neutral Susan ! hi !,positive hey !,positive thank you so much for come .,positive "oh , I would not miss it for the world .",positive I’m - I’m Ross by the way .,neutral Hello Ross . I love what you ’ve do with this space .,positive thank you so much .,positive how hot be this ? !,positive "guess who be here . it be the tough guy in toy land , Ben . ' a real american hero . I be",neutral G.I. Joe,neutral "look Ben , it be a toy that protect U.S. oil interest overseas !",positive "it take I 28 year to find one man that I wanna spend my life with , if I have to wait another 28 year then , I will be 56 before I can have a baby , and that be just stupid .",negative "that , that be what be stupid .",negative "I do not need an actual man , just a couple of his good swimmer .",neutral "and there , there be place you can go to get that stuff .",neutral down at the dock again ?,negative "hi there . how many , how many ah , do you sell ?",neutral I ’m not go to tell you ! you ’re the bad man who break Sarah ’s leg .,negative "hey now ! that be an accident , okay .",negative you ’re a big scrud .,negative what ’ a scrud ?,neutral "why do not you look in the mirror , scrud .",negative I do n’t have too . I can just look at you .,positive "all right girl , and man . let ’s see your final tally . Ohhhh , Debbie , 321 box of cookie , very nice .",positive not nice enough .,negative "Charla , 278 . sorry , dear , but still good .",neutral "so , how ’d the lasagne go over ?",neutral really ? !,positive good .,neutral so you owe I three pretty thing .,neutral "yeah , I ’ve be think a lot about you too .",neutral it ’ hard this whole platonic thing .,negative it ’ a word !,positive "yeah , I do think it ’ well this way . yeah , we ’re be smart . yes , I ’m sure .",neutral you really sure ?,neutral I ’ll call you back .,neutral "so , be you really go to go out with that nurse man ?",positive "well uh , you and I be just goof around , I think , why not goof around with he .",neutral "y'know , I do not know if you have ever look up the term goof around in the dictionary … well , I have , and the technical definition be , two friend who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together .",neutral "but if you have this new fangle dictionary that get you make at I , then we have to , y'know , get you my original dictionary .",neutral I be,neutral I think you be well than you think you be .,neutral "really ? okay , so",positive know when to stop .,neutral "y'know , I sense that I should stop . so we be okay ?",neutral "yeah . all right , I be go to go tell Dan that it be not go to happen . do not do the dance .",neutral right !,positive "Ow!-Ow!-Ow ! ow ! ow ! ow ! ow ! ow ! ow ! y'know , ow !",negative hey!-hey ! what ’s go on ?,positive she break my arm .,negative he touch my fanny .,negative "no , she touch mine first !",negative that ’ my job !,negative be you be british ? !,positive no . not anymore .,neutral why be you shop here ? you do not live in this neighborhood . be you here wait for I ?,positive "yeah , huh . I be just uh , you know I be just pick up some thing for a party .",neutral Barley ? what kind of party serve barley ?,negative "well , I be sorry if my friend be not as sophisticated as your .",negative where be this party ?,neutral here in Chelsea .,neutral who be party be it ?,negative a woman 's,neutral what woman ? !,negative Chelsea .,neutral "either you be see somebody behind my back , which would make you the big jerk on the planet .",negative "or , else you be pretend that you be see somebody , which just make you so pathetic that I could start cry right here in the cereal aisle .",negative so like which of these two guy do you want to be ?,negative can I be that guy ?,positive great story again ! the yarn that you weave ! Woo - hoo - hoo !,positive "y’know uh , actually i - I - I should get go .",negative oh no - no - no ! stay ! stay ! because you - you should you - you - you should stay !,negative "wow . oh , I be really flattered , but I just I do not feel that way about you .",positive "oh no - no - no , that ’s not — no - no - no !",negative do you just flick I ?,negative "ok , well , you would not let I finish and I be jus- [ Monica flick she back ] ow . that hurt [ flick Monica ]",positive "oh ! all right . now , let us not do this !",negative happy thought ! happy thought !,negative "ok , now I be go to kick some ass .",negative ow ! ow ! ow !,negative "alright , now I will let go if you both stop .",neutral fine !,negative fine !,negative "there we go . you know what , if we be in prison , you guy would be , like , my bitch .",neutral "okay , buddy - boy . here it be . you hide my clothe , I be wear everything you own .",neutral oh my God !,positive look at I ! I be Chandler ! could I,positive "whew , it be hot with all of this stuff on .",neutral "I ah , I well not do any , I do not know , lunge .",neutral hi .,neutral hi .,neutral "hi , listen , I ’m sorry about before .",negative I do n’t need to have a game room .,neutral "I mean when I be a kid I only play those game because I could not get girl , and now I",neutral stop it Chandler . I ’m sorry too .,negative really ?,positive yeah ! oh yes !,negative ohh .,neutral "listen , we do not have to make that a guest room , we can think of something to do with the room together .",positive that ’ a great idea ! we can,positive totally !,positive we do n’t have to come up with this now .,neutral oh good .,positive "yeah , and I be okay with be a pushover .",neutral that ’ great . good for you guy .,positive I be not high maintenance !,negative I be not a pushover !,negative who say you be ?,neutral you do !,negative "oh , I ’m flaky . I ’ll say anything .",neutral "ok , I know this be go to sound really stupid , but I feel that if I can do this , you know , if I can actually do my own laundry , there be not anything I can not do .",positive that do not sound stupid to I .,neutral "you know , it be like the first time I have to make dinner for myself , after Carol leave I ?",neutral "I be sorry , that be all the time we have .",negative next on Ross ... uh - oh .,neutral what uh - oh ?,positive "uh - oh , uh - oh , the laundry 's do .",negative "it be , uh , it be a song .",neutral the laundry song that we sing .,neutral "uh - oh the laundry 's do , uh - oh , uh - oh .",neutral "Ross , what be the matter ?",negative "nothing , nothing . Lee - lo , the laundry 's do .",neutral why be you here ?,positive "well , Sid and I be try again and we have trouble last time because apparently we ...",negative "no no no ... I mean ,",neutral oh ! someone be a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup ! oh ! they give you the kiddy size .,negative what ! ?,positive this be fun ! but I have get an invasive vaginal exam to get to !,positive "I would love to stay , but I have eh ... get a hot date ...",positive please ... go ! just let I know if you need a hand !,neutral I think it just fall off .,neutral "I do not want to be single , okay ? I just ... I just- I just wanna be marry again !",negative and I just want a million dollar !,negative Rachel ? !,positive yeah .,neutral "look , these clown be try to take we for a ride and I be not go to let them !",negative and we be not a couple of sucker !,negative "I hear ya , mugsy !",neutral "but look , all these room be fine okay ?",neutral "can you just pick one so I can watch -- have a perfect , magical weekend together with you .",negative "okay ,",neutral nothing ! it be over ! dammit ! this be regularly schedule programming !,negative can we turn the tv off ? okay ? do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this ?,negative "oh , I be sorry , be I get in the way of all the room switch fun ?",negative "hey , do not blame I for wig tonight !",negative "oh , who should I blame ? the nice bell man who have to drag out luggage to 10 different room ?",negative "I do not know , how about the idiot who think he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas !",negative do not speak ill of the dead .,negative "we be suppose to uh , be spend a romantic weekend together , it - it , what be the matter with you ?",negative "I just want to watch a little television . what be the big deal ? Geez , relax mom .",negative what do you say ?,negative "I say , "" Geez , relax Monnnnn . """,negative "y’know , maybe it ’ good that we never get to do it again .",neutral "yeah , it kinda make that - that one night special . Y’know , technically we still",neutral "I ’m go to go to the bathroom , maybe I ’ll see you there in a bit ?",neutral ' Kay !,neutral can I ask you something ?,neutral "Uhh , no .",neutral "felicity and I , we ’re watch",neutral no .,neutral "I mean , the giant be like five year young than I , y’know , you think I ’ll ever get there ?",neutral yes .,neutral thank man .,neutral okay man .,neutral but what about how much tall he be than I ?,neutral "I mean , there ’ no way I can make myself tall now , y’know ?",neutral "and who know what science will come up with in the future , but Chandler , what if I die an unsuccessful , regular sized man ?",negative "hey , Monica , wow you ’ve be in the bathroom for like a half - hour .",positive I know !,negative "have the beef - tip , huh ?",neutral "good - bye and God speed , Hope Brady .",neutral not so fast Wesley !,negative Ramoray !,negative "that ’ right Wesley ! I just stop by to say that , you ’re not a real doctor ! and that woman ’s brain , be fine !",negative oh ! thank God !,positive hope ! Hope !,positive drake !,positive "you ’re not die Hope , you ’re go to live a long , healthy life . with I .",positive oh Drake .,positive okay !,positive here we go !,positive okay !,positive "hi , Joey !",positive it ’ Rachel !,positive "Umm , I be free tomorrow night .",neutral "yeah , sure , sure I can bring some sandwich .",neutral "ok , we get the cole slaw , we get the bun ...",neutral "we have get the ground - up flesh of formerly cute cow and turkey , ew ...",negative man be here .,neutral "mom , would you relax .",negative "that be 10 block from here and , the , the woman be walk alone at night , I would never do that .",negative "mom , come on , stop worry .",negative "this be a safe street , this be a safe building , there be nothing",neutral hi .,neutral "hi , hi can I help you ?",positive "yeah , I be look for Phoebe , do she still live here ?",neutral "uh , no she do not but I can , I can get a message to she .",neutral "great . uhh , just tell she her husband stop by .",neutral what ?,positive "hey , how , how do you do that ?",positive "alright , somebody .",neutral "ok , I will go . ok , senior year of college ... on a pool table .",neutral Whoooaa !,positive that be my sister .,neutral ok ... my weird place would have to be ... the woman 's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library .,neutral oh my god ! what be you do in a library ?,positive "Pheebs , what about you ?",neutral oh ... Milwaukee .,neutral um ... Ross ?,neutral "Disneyland , 1989 , ' it be a Small World after all . '",neutral no way !,positive the ride break down .,neutral "so , Carol and I go behind a couple of those mechanical dutch child ... then they fix the ride , and we be ask never to return to the Magic Kingdom .",positive "oh , Rachel .",neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive "oh , be the play over ?",neutral yeah . where be you ?,neutral "thank you for your patience , you ’re the next caller .",neutral you be the next caller five hour ago . you must be go crazy .,positive Nah . I keep myself busy .,neutral "oh , okay , yeah . I put your stuff in her room , and her stuff in your room .",neutral "well there ’s yore . and uh , y’know , yesteryear .",neutral "yeah no , I ’m tell you Rachel have such a great eye for this stuff .",neutral "Ross , y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate — and I think that you should .",neutral "you should , you should ask Rachel to help .",neutral oh honey he do not need my help .,neutral "oh , come on ! I think he ’ ready to get rid of , what do you call it ? the cheap knock - off and dinosaur junk .",positive really ? !,positive "hey , y’know what ?",positive "since you have such a great sense of what I need , uh ooh , here’s - here ’s 60 buck , why do n’t you take Phoebe down to that colonial flea market of yours and get I some stuff .",neutral "y’know what ? I do n’t , I do not think Phoebe really want to come .",positive no ! I do want to !,positive "oh , she do want to .",neutral she do want to .,neutral yeah !,positive "wow , you have really pretty foot .",positive these old thing .,negative "would you mind spend some time on my siadic area , it ’s be kill I today .",negative "you mean the — okay by siadic , you mean the towel cover portion .",neutral yeah .,neutral "sure , yeah , no I can do that , yeah , because umm , y'know , the muscle in the siadic area can get y’know , real nice and tight .",neutral "so umm , tell I Rick , how umm , how do you injure the area .",positive "oh , a 16 - hour sit - in for Greenpeace .",neutral oh .,neutral ow ! do you just bite I ?,positive no !,positive "um , that be it .",neutral no .,neutral crew guy .,neutral yeah .,neutral why have you be follow I ?,negative "I mean , all week long everywhere I look there be you .",neutral "you would not return my call , you send back my letter ....",negative what ?,positive "one more chance Ursula , please ?",negative okay .,neutral "okay , and then this be the coffee house . this be where I play my music .",neutral good deal .,positive here you go .,neutral thank you .,neutral hi !,positive "hi ! all right , let ’s go shoppin ' ! !",positive "um , y'know , before we go ah , there ’ something I need to say .",negative "oh , okay .",neutral "I ’ve kinda of have this ah , this crush on you .",negative "but since you be with Ross , I - I do not do anything about it .",positive "but , now that you ’re not , I ’d really like to ask you out sometime .",negative "so - so that’s - that ’ what I ’m do , now .",negative wow ! Umm ....,positive I drop a cup .,neutral "hello , tiny embryo .",neutral "well , I’m - I’m Phoebe Buffay , hi !",positive I’m - I’m - I’m hope to be your uterus for the next nine month .,positive "you should know , that we ’re do this for Frank and Alice , who you know , you ’ve be there !",positive "Umm , y’know they want you so much , so when you guy get in there , really grab on .",positive "okay , and - and I promise that I ’ll keep you safe and warm until you ’re ready to have they take you home , so … oh !",positive "and also , umm next time you see I , I ’m scream , do not worry , that ’ what ’s suppose to happen .",neutral ready ?,neutral uh - huh . Good luck .,negative then we have to await the datum from recent MRI scan and dna testing which call into question information gather from year of simple carbon date .,neutral "look at that woman sit by the pool get tan ... so leathery and wrinkle , I be so",negative I be not your brother .,neutral what about my child Drake ? ! huh ! ? no ! ! no ! ! no ! God !,negative why do n’t we try massage the breast to stimulate the flow .,neutral be you kid I ? !,negative it ’s just so frustrating ! why do not she want my breast ? !,negative I do not know ! maybe she ’ crazy !,negative "hey Joey , I get some beer for you .",neutral "uh , do not you mean "" for whom ? """,neutral "sure , listen I be go to order some pizza , you wanna share one ?",neutral "Pizza , heh , its not like I never have that before ... ba dum bum cheshhh .",neutral be there something wrong ?,neutral "all right , all right , let us just get this out in the open okay ?",neutral you be hot .,neutral I be lovable .,neutral clearly there be a vibe go on between we .,neutral "but , we be roommate and it be a huge mistake for we to continue down this road .",neutral Joey ...,neutral "oh no it ’s not , no it ’s not . it ’ a first date . I ’m",negative "Ho - oh , he ’s go to get some !",positive of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment .,neutral "y’know so umm , he ’s close the drape there so he can have a nice , pleasant conversation with your little sister .",neutral "well , I ’m off to bed !",neutral you be so funny with that waiter ! you be such a nut !,positive "y'know , breadstick fang be always funny .",positive "no , you make they funny . you be the funny one !",positive "uhh , look Katie , uh listen , we - we need to talk .",negative okay ?,neutral "Umm , look I like you .",negative "I - I really do , I like you a lot .",negative okay ?,negative "but sometimes when you , when you playfully punch I like that it - it feel like someone be hit I with a very tiny but very",positive "Aww , like I could hurt you . be you make fun of my size ? do not make fun of I because of my size !",positive "oh , Joey ! sorry !",positive they make you head of the department !,positive "no , I get to teach one of his advanced class ! why do n’t I get head of the department ?",positive "oh ! hey Rach , listen umm",neutral yeah .,neutral "I get a big date come up , do you know a good restaurant ?",neutral "uh , Paul ’s Café . they get great food and it ’ really romantic .",neutral "Ooh , great ! thank !",positive "yeah ! oh , and then afterwards you can take she to the",neutral "you sure be name a lot of way to postpone sex , I ’ll tell ya",neutral "Ooh , I miss date .",negative Gettin ' all dress up and go to a fancy restaurant .,neutral "I ’m not go to be able to do that for so long , and it ’ so much fun !",positive I mean not that sit at home worry about give birth to a sixteen pound baby be not fun .,neutral "hey , y’know what ?",neutral Huh ?,neutral why do n’t I take you out ?,neutral "what ? ! Joey , you do not want to go on a date with a pregnant lady .",positive yes I do !,positive "and we ’re go to go out , we ’re go to have a good time , and take your mind off of childbirth and c - section and - and giant baby head stretch out",positive okay ! I ’ll go with ya ! I ’ll go ! I ’ll go with ya .,positive I ’ll be fun .,neutral all right ?,neutral hi !,positive hey !,positive "Joey , I get to tell ya , I have be think",neutral "oh , you know , the writing be good , and the director be good , and ... and my co - star 's good",positive "God , you have to tell I what happen tomorrow !",positive "ow , I be just go over the script now ! you wanna read line with I ?",positive "I ? oh , no , I be not an actress .",negative "oh , all right , I can ask Monica .",neutral "oh screw she , that part be mine !",negative "right ... ok , so just from the top of the page , right here .",neutral "okay . . Hello Drake , I be surprised to see you here .",positive I can not believe you marry he .,positive but what choice do I have . he be keep my sister in a,negative so what about we ? everything we feel for each other .,negative it be over ! you,positive how can I ?,positive "know I will never hold you in my arm again , or touch your skin , or feel your lip , know I will never make love to you ?",negative how can I accept that ...,negative I can never kiss you again when it be all I can do not to kiss you right now .,negative kiss I .,positive what ?,positive "come on , you know , Thanksgiving . Ooh , you get the big half . what would you wish for ?",positive the big half .,neutral I would like to propose a toast .,positive "little toast here , de de .",positive "I know this be not the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all plan , but for I , this have be really great , you know , I think because it do not involve divorce or projectile vomiting .",positive "anyway , I be just think , I mean , if you have go to Vail , and if you guys'd be with your family , if you do not have syphili and stuff , we would not be all together , you know ?",negative so I guess what I be try to say be that I be very thankful that all of your thanksgiving suck .,positive that be so sweet .,positive "and hey , here be to a lousy Christmas .",positive and a crappy New Year .,positive "here , here !",positive "now , hold on !",negative hold on !,negative "look , look , your daughter and I be suppose to leave tonight for our honeymoon , now - now you - you tell she that I ’m go to be at that airport and I hope that she ’ll be there too !",negative "oh yeah , I say Rachel ’s name , but it do not mean anything , okay ?",negative She’s - she ’s just a friend and that ’s all !,negative that ’s all !,negative now just tell Emily that I love she and that I can not imagine spend my life with anyone else .,negative "please , promise I that you ’ll tell she that .",negative "all right , I ’ll tell she . come on bugger face !",negative call I .,neutral "you spend half your life in the bathroom , why do n’t you ever go out the bloody window !",negative what happen ? ! !,positive "well , I do not know ! !",positive we fall asleep ! that be all .,neutral "yeah . yep . yeah . all right , well uh , I ’d well go .",neutral I think that would be good .,neutral "yeah . all right , I ’ll talk to you later .",neutral okay . but not about this !,negative no ! never ! never ! Bye .,negative no touch ! no touch !,neutral "Umm ma’am , do you have a minute ? I kind of have some bad news . I do not think I can move to Tulsa .",negative what ?,positive "it ’ a funny story , actually .",neutral "I kind of fall asleep in the meeting this morning so when I say I ’d move to Tulsa , I do not really know what I be say .",neutral you fall asleep ?,positive "but only because I be up all night worry about this meeting , ai n’t that funny ?",negative irony ?,positive "not a fan , alright .",neutral "see , here ’ the thing .",neutral I go home and tell my wife about Tulsa and she will not go .,neutral "see , I , I love Tulsa !",positive Tulsa be heaven !,positive Tulsa be Italy — please do not make I go there !,negative "Chandler , I …",positive no no no !,negative "look , Carol , can I call you Carol ?",neutral wh - why would I when your name be Elaine ?,positive "oh what a great picture of your son , strap !",positive "that ’ a picture of your daughter , be n’t it , well she ’ lovely .",positive I like a girl with a strong jaw .,negative I ’ll call you from Tulsa .,neutral hi .,neutral hey .,neutral how be you ?,neutral "I be not too bad . fortunately , blue 's my colour . how - how do you know I be here ?",neutral because ... I be Monica Geller . it be my credit card you be use .,neutral that I be not expect .,positive "I want you to know , it be not I who turn you in .",neutral oh . thank .,neutral "no , thank you ! you have give I so much ! I mean , if it be not for you , I would never have get to sing",positive "well , actually , you only get to sing ' memo- ' .",neutral I just can not believe you be in here .,positive "I mean , what be I go to do without you ?",negative who be go to crash the embassy party with I ?,negative who be go to take I to the,negative "uh ... oh , Mindy , you be so stupid . oh , we be both so stupid .",negative what do you mean ?,neutral smell familiar ?,neutral oh no .,negative "oh , I be so sorry .",negative "no I , I be so sorry ...",negative oh my .,positive "well , there be no way I be go to get a shot .",negative "maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth , you know , like a thquirt gun .",negative "doctor , can I see you for just a minute please ? my brother have a slight phobia about needle .",neutral do you tell he about my thquirt gun idea ?,neutral "my brother , the phd would like to know if there be any way to treat this orally .",neutral "no , under these circumstance it have to be an injection , and it have to be now .",neutral Tho ?,neutral Ohhh .,negative "that be good , have a seat .",neutral "um , the doctor say it be get to be a needle .",neutral "you be just go to have to be brave , ok ?",neutral can you do that for I ?,neutral ok .,neutral ok . oh boy . you be do so good . you wanna squeeze my hand ?,neutral yes !,negative "all right , Ross , do not squeeze it so hard .",neutral "honey , really , do not squeeze it so hard !",negative let go of my hand !,negative you ’re go to love I so much . I get sting ticket ! !,positive oh my God ! I do love you ! how do you do it ? !,positive well … let ’s just say,neutral "oo , where be the seat ?",positive "uh , middle balcony .",neutral you ’re a mean old woman .,negative no ! wait no ! shut up — I mean do n’t cry ! let I get my checkbook !,negative "look honey , you do not have to do this , okay ?",positive it ’ the strength you have inside that mean the most to I .,positive "you ’re loyal , you ’re honest , and you have integrity !",positive that ’ the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love !,positive that mean nothing to I . come on !,negative "oh ! hey , Mr. Treeger .",negative : what be you do ?,neutral Ummm . oh ! I ’m sorry . it ’ a little old but,positive : no ! you ’re clog up the chute that I spend a half - hour unclogging !,negative I ’m sorry . I didn’t — I do not come in here a lot .,negative ": oh yeah , of course you do n’t !",negative ": ' cause you ’re a little princess ! "" daddy , buy I a pizza . daddy , buy I a candy factory . daddy , make the cast of",negative ": you think you could make a mess and the big man in coverall will come in here and clean it up , huh ?",negative "well , why do not think of someone else for a change ?",negative "okay , I ’m sorry .",negative hello !,positive what be this ?,neutral oh right its that girl 's phone number .,neutral "yeah - yeah , there it be , just a phone number a really hot girl give I .",positive "it be no big deal , I mean it be her home phone number , but ... whoa !",positive "whoa - whoop , I almost lose this baby !",positive "yeah , the lovely Amanda give I her number and i - I go and drop it .",negative thank you .,neutral I do not know how any of these get open ? !,positive you open they all ?,positive "I know ! I know ! I be a terrible person ! I mean , Chandler be never go to trust I with anything ever again !",positive oh hey ! you get my parent ’s gift !,positive yeah . what be that ?,neutral "well , I do n’t know . I think it do something to salami .",negative hey ! how ’d it go ?,negative yeah . what - what do Tag say ?,neutral Tag be not the father ! and Joey know now ?,negative "I do Rach . I do , and I so happy for you .",positive "oh wow , you do not even try to unhook my bra !",positive so be you ever go to tell whoever it be ?,neutral "no , I will . I ’m just not up for it tonight .",neutral "hey Rach listen , no matter what this guy say I want you to know you ’re not go to be alone in this .",positive I ’m not ?,positive listen I uh … it ’ a scary world out there especially if you ’re a single mom .,negative "y’know , I always feel like you and I have this - this special bond .",neutral "so , Rachel Green will you marry I ?",positive thank you .,neutral if I can n’t have it you can not have it !,negative "I can not believe she , y’know it ’s just — it ’ so typical .",negative "now Monica , I know you ’re upset , but do not forget .",neutral "there be go to be a wedding , you be go to throw the bouquet , and",neutral Paris ?,neutral we will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .,neutral keep talk .,neutral "then we will sprinkle rose pedal on the bed and make love . not just because it ’ romantic , but because I can !",positive I love you !,positive yes !,positive I win again !,positive ha - ha !,positive that ’s like 500 buck you owe I !,positive Whoo - ho - hoo !,positive $ 500 that be a loooot of electricity !,positive Whoo - ho - ho !,positive I get to buy some food .,neutral "okay , give I a chance to win my money back . okay ? sudden death , one goal , $ 1,000 .",neutral you serious ?,positive oh yes !,negative "okay , get ready to owe I !",positive okay .,neutral "okay , here we go . ready ?",neutral no ! no ! no ! no —— one can beat I .,negative "see ? now , that ’ why only the little fake man be suppose to do all the kicking .",negative who be that ? !,positive "do not worry , I ’m brave !",negative I be brave !,negative I … I be brave !,negative no - no - no - no ! !,negative can you tell I who be there please ?,neutral hi !,positive hi . do you know what time it be ?,neutral it ’ candy time ! my roommate say that they taste like little drop of heaven .,positive oh please ! do you hear that ? little drop of heaven .,positive 4:00 A.M.,neutral "so , can I get some candy ?",neutral "I be sorry , but some of we have to",neutral "Umm , listen I be sorry , but I ’ll put some out first thing in the morning .",negative "well okay , I ’ll swing by later . do you live in this building ?",neutral um - hmm .,neutral mm ! seem like I would ’ve remember you !,positive mm ! night Gar ' !,neutral Aaron ! you get to let I go . the guy ’ hammer !,positive "I ’m sorry Joey , as long as he ’s here and he ’ conscious we ’re still shoot .",neutral you would not happen to have a very big fork ?,neutral "so I uh , I just talk to the director . that ’s it , we ’re do for the day .",neutral well have we finish the scene ?,positive yeah ! you … you be wonderful .,positive as be you .,neutral "so I get your car , it ’ right outside .",neutral "oh , thank you . you ’re welcome .",positive no - no - no ! we get to go ! come on ! here we go .,negative be that my ass ?,positive what about these ? these look the same ?,neutral definitely !,positive not as each other !,neutral "oh , then no .",neutral hey !,positive hi !,negative you look amazing . I be the lucky man in the world .,positive "ohh , you be about to get a little lucky .",positive let I see the earring .,neutral "oh , honey , the earring",neutral they look great ! do your boyfriend have the good taste or what ?,positive my boyfriend really do have good taste !,positive thank for pick out the earring man .,neutral Mm - Hm,neutral "I know that there ’ no hole there , I just really like that picture .",neutral oh my God ! look at this !,positive "okay , but there",neutral I do n’t care ! the wire have come loose in your head !,negative I just think that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it do .,neutral and do you ? !,negative "no . it disappear back there behind that baseboard . for a minute there , I think it go downstairs .",neutral but it do n’t . say hello to Mrs. Chatracus .,neutral oh my God .,positive hello darling .,neutral "hello , Mrs. Chatracus .",neutral "okay , be everybody clear ? we ’re go to pick it up … and move it . now all we need be teamwork , okay ? we ’re go to",neutral "Ross , I really do not think",neutral lift ! ! and slide !,positive "okay , here we go .",neutral "all right everyone , lift ! and slide ! !",positive "all right Carl , we ’re next . now remember , what be not go to be ?",neutral another,neutral that ’ right ! and what be you not go to do ?,neutral "well , I ’m not go to talk because",neutral "I mean , I realize that his feeling may never completely go away , but",negative "oh?my Gawd , I - I understand .",negative "I - I be so sorry , I ’ll go .",negative "good - bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with he .",negative "Chandler , you call I when this go in the pooper .",neutral I find my identical hand twin !,positive "ohh , you be",neutral no !,neutral but she just come up here !,positive that be Joey !,neutral I wonder where she be . that be so weird .,neutral "yeah , well , she be probably talk to Richard .",neutral would you stop that !,negative do you wanna know the first thing she say when she come back from her lunch with Richard ?,neutral she do not feel anything for he .,neutral she love you !,negative really ?,positive "yes ! now , she feel terrible ! she really want to make up ! you get to find she .",negative okay .,neutral good . I should really start wear hat !,neutral "I mean , why should I let they meet he ?",neutral "I mean , I bring a guy home , and within five minute they be all over he .",negative "I mean , they be like- coyote , pick off the weak member of the herd .",positive listen .,neutral "as someone who be see more than her fair share of bad beef , I will tell you : that be not such a terrible thing .",neutral "I mean , they be your friend , they be just look out after you .",neutral "I know . I just wish that once , I would bring a guy home that they actually like .",negative "well , you do realise the odd of that happening be a little slim if they never get to meet the guy ..",neutral no - no - no - no . hey !,positive "anyway , I should go . okay , bye .",neutral hey sweetie .,neutral "hi sweetie . so , what be with all the whispering ?",neutral I can not tell you . it ’ a secret .,neutral secret ? married people be not suppose to have secret between one another . we have too much love and respect for one another .,negative Awww . but still no .,neutral "no I ’m serious , we should tell each other",neutral "really ? okay , so why do not you tell I what happen to Ross Junior year at",neutral "oh no - no , I can not do that .",negative "if you tell I , I ’ll tell you what Phoebe say .",neutral okay .,neutral okay .,neutral "so , Ross and I be go to",neutral oh my God . he throw up ?,negative "no , he visit a little town south of throw up . so what be Phoebe ’s secret ?",neutral "oh , Nancy Thompson from Phoebe ’s old massage place be getting fire .",neutral that ’s it ? ! I give up my,positive that ’ right ! you lose sucker ! ! please still marry I .,positive oh hey ! how be your audition ?,positive "I ’m sorry , do I know you ?",neutral what be you do ?,neutral "nothing , I ’m just practice blow you off because I ’m go to be a big movie star !",positive oh ! you get it ? !,negative "well no , not yet . but the audition go really good .",positive what be it for ?,neutral "oh , it ’ this big budget period movie about these three italian brother who come to America around the turn of the century .",neutral it ’ really classy !,positive "oh , and the director be suppose to be the next next Martin Scorcese .",positive the next next ?,neutral "yeah , there ’s this guy from Chicago who ’s suppose to be the next Martin Scorcese , all right ?",neutral but then this guy ’s right after he .,neutral hello !,positive they love I !,positive oh my God !,positive "be you kid I ? I never rent a movie without it ! oh . uh , okay uh let I call you back .",positive what ’s the matter ?,neutral they want I to be totally naked in the movie !,positive wow !,positive I know ! my grandmother ’s go to see this !,positive Grandma ’s go to have to get in line .,positive oh please ! it be such a big class ! you never even notice I !,positive "what ? of course I do ! you uh , you sit next to Sleepy Sleeperson .",positive who ?,neutral "oh uh , I have trouble remember everyone ’s name , so I - I kinda come up with nickname .",neutral like the guy on the other side of you be Smelly von Brownshirt .,neutral "oh yeah . so umm , do you have a nickname for I ?",neutral "Umm , no . no .",neutral yes you do ! what be it ?,positive "Umm , it ’ Cutie McPretty .",neutral ohh that ’s so sweet !,positive "listen , I get to tell ya , I - I’m have a great time !",positive "y’know how before you say it might be weird , the whole student teacher thing , and to be frank I think it would be too , but it ’ not .",positive I mean it ’s not at all .,neutral Dr. Geller !,positive Burt !,positive "okay , so we get some more good rejection , lot of stuff to work on .",neutral "okay , shoot .",neutral "okay , um , oh , the zoo commercial .",neutral I do not get it ?,neutral "no . they say you ' be not believable as a human being . ' so , you can work on that .",positive "okay , what else ?",neutral "um , the off - Broadway play people say ' you be pretty but dumb . '",neutral oh .,negative "oh no wait , I be sorry , that be ' pretty dumb . '",neutral hey .,neutral how be the maniac ?,neutral "oh , well he be yummy . we do a little kissin ' .",positive "Phoebe , what be you do ?",positive "oh , no , no , no , no . you know what , he be not into that stuff anymore . he quit for I .",neutral "Pheebs , this guy have be obsess with your sister , for God know how long , okay , you do not just give up something like that .",negative "look , he give I his night vision goggle and everything .",positive you be take the word of a guy who have night vision goggle ?,positive "what , he be not still follow she . do you think he be still follow she ?",positive "Pheebs , wake up and smell the restraining order .",negative what be you say I should do ?,neutral "I think , that if you really like this guy , you should just trust he .",neutral "thank you , Monica .",positive "Orrr , you could follow he and see where he go .",neutral "oh , that be what I would do , forget mine .",positive hey guy check it out ! my mom send I the paper !,positive "Ooh , let ’s see it !",positive she ’ not crazy be she ?,positive no .,neutral "so uh , how you doin’ ?",neutral there he be !,positive there ’ our star !,positive "so , so , what ’d ya think ?",neutral almost as good as that play with the two naked girl on the see - saw .,positive I - I be n’t in that .,negative "wow , I have the spirit of an old indian woman live in mine .",neutral so then you know ?,positive "the mailman be downstairs , so I bring up your mail .",neutral "oh , good . thank .",neutral now what be Fabutec ?,neutral "okay , all right do not judge I to much .",negative okay ?,neutral "um , but I see this info - mercial , and um , I swear to you I have never - ever buy anything on tv before , except for this mop .",neutral "but there be this stuff on leg waxing , it just , it look so amazing ....",positive "oh , it ’ incredible ! I so want to be a Waxine girl .",positive I know ! !,positive God . do think it really do not hurt ? ' cause how can they do that ?,negative hello ! organic substance recently discover in the depth of the rain forest !,positive they have the good stuff in there .,neutral "comin ' through . move , move .",negative "oh , ' scuse I . I be kinda use that machine .",positive "yeah , well , now you be kinda not .",negative but I save it . I put my basket on top .,negative "oh , I be sorry , be that your basket ? it be really pretty . unfortunately , I do not see sud .",negative what ?,positive "no sud , no save . ok ?",negative what be go on ?,neutral "hi , uh , nothing . that horrible woman just take my machine .",negative be your basket on top ?,neutral "yeah , but , there be no sud .",neutral so ?,neutral "well , you know , no sud , no save .",neutral "no sud ? excuse I , hold on a second . that be my friend 's machine .",negative "hey , hey , hey , her stuff be not in it .",neutral "hey , hey , hey , that be not the rule and you know it .",negative cause it be good money ! but that do not change the fact that this be an evil blood suck corporate machine !,negative "well , I think this be a great place to work !",positive "ok , be they listen ?",negative varrrrrroom !,positive hey !,positive watch it lady !,negative Varrrrrrrrrrom !,positive hey - hey good lookin ' !,positive Varrrrrrrrroom .,positive "all right , I ’ll leave .",negative my bed ’s so boring .,negative Ross do you realise this be the first time in my life I ’m do something I actually care about .,negative this be the first time in my life I ’m do something that I ’m actually good at .,negative I mean .,neutral if you do not get that ...,negative "no , hey , I get that , okay , I get that big time .",negative "and I ’m happy for ya , but I ’m tired of have a relationship with your answer machine !",negative "okay , I do not know what to do anymore .",negative well neither do I !,positive hey !,negative "I ’m sorry I ’m late , do I miss anything ?",neutral Joey stuff 15,neutral 15 ? your personal well ! ( Ross take an,positive where be you ?,neutral "oh , on a date . yeah , I meet this girl on the train go to a museum upstate .",neutral "oh , yeah ! how do you meet she ?",positive "oh , which museum ?",neutral "no , answer his .",neutral "okay , it be just I and she at the back of the train , and I sit near the door , so she ’d have to pass by I if she want to switch car .",positive she be totally at my mercy .,positive be you so late because you be bur this woman ?,negative "no , I ’m get back down ' cause she live in Poughkeepsie .",neutral "she seem really great , but she ’s like totally great , but she live two and a half hour away .",positive how can she be great if she ’s from Poughkeepsie ? that joke would ’ve kill in Albany .,negative "do ! I do it ! heh , who ’ stupid now ?",positive "no , there be no way ! it can",positive why be your family,neutral he can not play at our wedding !,negative I mean everyone will leave !,negative "I mean come on , that be just noise !",negative it ’ not even a song !,negative "if you listen very carefully , I think its",neutral "oh , I want to look too ! . yike !",positive "so do you think that these picture — be , be they try to tell a story ?",neutral "oh , yeah , sure .",neutral "I mean , like in the case of this young woman , she have lose her clothe , so she ride naked on the horse , she ’s cry out , ' where be they , where be they ? '",neutral "well , she ’s not go to find they lie in the grass like that .",neutral "oh , yeah . aw , remember the day when you use to go out to the barn , lift up your shirt , and bend over ?",positive yeah .,neutral "you see , now , I would date this girl .",neutral "she ’ cute , she ’ outdoorsy , you know , and she know how to build a fire .",neutral "I mean , that ’s get to come in handy",neutral "okay , I ’ve get a question . if you have to pick one of we to date , who would it be ?",neutral I do n’t know .,neutral I neither .,neutral Rachel .,neutral what ? !,positive I do not know . I neither .,neutral "look , I want to tell I’m - I’m sorry you lose .",negative "listen , I ’ve get a secret for ya . I let he win .",neutral be that a secret or a lie .,negative "no , I let he win — Ross !",neutral yeah ?,positive would you tell she I let you win please ?,negative oh . yeah . uh Chandler,neutral I be strong ! I ’ll show you !,negative Chandler please !,negative oh what ’s the matter ? be you scared ?,negative let ’s go big bunny !,negative okay . 1 … 2 … 3 — go ! I ’m go to kill myself !,neutral "hey Ross , be uh , be Staten Island really an island ?",neutral "uh - huh , that be why they call it Staten",positive Ohhh . I think it be like Long Island .,positive also an island .,neutral "hey , what time be it ?",neutral 2:17 .,neutral "wow ! you realize that we have be throw this ball , without drop it , for like an hour ?",positive be you serious ? !,positive yeah . I realize it about a half - hour ago but I do not want to say anything 'cause I do not want to jinx it .,neutral wow ! we be pretty good at this ! hey ! we totally forget about lunch !,positive "oh , I - I , I think that be the first time I ever miss a meal ! yeah , my pant be a little loose !",negative "hey , you guy",neutral hey !,positive who be it ?,neutral it ’ Phoebe ! Phoebe !,positive hey !,positive oh God . so - so you ’re make porn movie .,positive no I ’m not .,negative you ’re make one right now !,negative and-,neutral "yeah , can I help you with something ?",neutral "look , I ’m talk right now ! You’re — you mean she .",positive "y’know , twin stuff be always a real big seller .",neutral what ? !,positive "yeah , I can talk they into give you like , 30 dollar .",neutral no ! !,negative and stop use my name !,negative and shame on you !,negative and shame on all of you !,negative you ’re disgusting !,negative especially you with that !,negative hey !,positive hi Pheebs !,positive be you move out ?,neutral "no , these be not all my suitcase . this one 's Paolo 's .",neutral "um , um , Rachel can we talk for a sec ?",neutral "well , sure ... just a sec , though , 'cause Paolo 's on his way over .",neutral "oh ! ok , um , ok , um ,",negative "oh , Pheebs , Pheebs ...",positive "ok , um , we have not know each other for that long a time , and , um , there be three thing that you should know about I .",neutral "one , my friend be the most important thing in my life , two , I never lie , and three , I make the good oatmeal raisin cookie in the world .",neutral "ok , thank Pheebs oh my God , why have I never taste these before ? !",positive "oh , I do not make they a lot because I do not think it be fair to the other cookie",neutral "all right , well , you be right , these be the good oatmeal cookie I have ever have .",positive which prove that I never lie .,neutral I guess you do not .,neutral Paolo make a pass at I .,negative "I ’m so sorry . please , stop freak out .",negative I ’m not freak out .,neutral why would I be freak out ?,neutral "a woman name Heldi call and say we be get marry , but that happen everyday .",neutral "honey , we be at this beautiful place , and I - I - I just put our name down for fun !",negative "I mean , what ’s the harm in that ?",neutral right here !,negative "Chandler , please do not think I be try to pressure you . Phoebe and Rachel",negative Phoebe and Rachel !,negative "so the people that know about our wedding before I be you , Phoebe and Rachel , Heldi , and apparently some band call Starlight Magic 7 who be available by the way !",negative "it be a mistake . please do not take this to mean anything , because it do n’t .",negative okay .,neutral really ?,positive "yes , if it really do not mean anything , because you know that I ’m just not ready",neutral I know ! I know .,neutral okay .,neutral I ’m go to go tell Joey that that you ’re back . I be really worried about you .,negative "hey , do she buy it ?",neutral totally .,neutral so do Heldi show you the place ?,neutral "yeah , it ’ beautiful .",neutral I can not believe you ’re go to ask Monica to marry you !,positive I know .,neutral "okay look , I have an idea .",neutral "why do n’t we , why do n’t we see what kind of number he have on his speed dial , and then from that we can tell who have more in common with he .",neutral and then whoever do get the phone .,neutral "all right , first name on the speed dial be mom .",neutral "ohh , I lose my mom to suicide .",negative "okay no way , you can not use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin .",negative do I use that already today ? I ’m sorry .,negative Joe .,neutral "oh , I win ! he ’s get",positive so you do not know that ’s,neutral his new girlfriend !,positive I can not believe this . do you think that your parent could help pay for it ?,positive "I do n’t know , my mother spend most of her money on her fourth wedding .",negative she ’s save the rest for her divorce .,negative and any extra cash my father have he save for his yearly trip to,neutral well what happen at dinner ?,neutral my parent spend the money for our wedding !,negative my God ! what do you order ? !,positive "wait , but there ’ no money ! well this be terrible ! you guy be go to have to get marry in like a , rec . center !",negative "honey , it ’s go to be okay .",neutral no ! no it ’s not ! it ’s not go to be okay ! it suck ! no swing band ! no lily !,negative "no , y’know what ?",neutral it ’s go to be okay .,neutral I mean you do not have to have this rustic italian feast .,neutral y’know ?,neutral "and - and you do n’t need , you do not need this custom - make , empire - waiste , duchess , satin gown ; you can wear off the rack .",neutral "Dr. Geller , there ’ a seat over here .",neutral "thank you , Dr. Phillips , but I ’m have my lunch at this table , here in the middle .",neutral "I ’m have lunch right here , with my good friend Joey , if he ’ll sit with I .",neutral I will sit with you Dr. Geller .,neutral "y'know , we work in a museum of natural history , and yet there be something unnatural about the way we eat lunch .",neutral "now , I look around this cafeteria , and y’know what I see , I see - I see division .",negative "Division , between people in white coat and people in blue blazer , and I ask myself , "" my God why ? ! """,negative "now , I say we shed these - these coat that separate we , and we get to know the people underneath .",neutral I ’m Ross !,positive "I ’m divorced , and I have a kid !",positive I ’m Joey ! I ’m an actor ! I do not know squat about dinosaur !,positive "I ’m Ted , and I just move here a month ago , and New York really scare I .",negative "all right , there you go !",positive "yeah , you hang in there Teddy !",negative "I ’m Andrew , and I do not pay for this pear .",neutral "okay , good - good for you .",positive "I ’m Rhonda , and these be n’t real !",neutral "wow , Rhonda .",positive I ’m Scott .,neutral "yeah , okay , Scott !",neutral and I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 time before I leave a room or my family will die .,negative so thank for the warm welcome .,neutral "it ’ good to have you guy on my team , and I come to play .",positive I hope you do too .,neutral "now , let ’s go out there and get ' em !",positive "and remember , there be no ' I ' in team .",neutral "yes , but there ’ two in martini , soo everybody",positive you ! chuckle ! what ’s your name ?,neutral "oh it ’ Bing , sir . I ’m sorry , I be just ah ...",negative "no - no , I hear what you say , funny .",neutral I like funny .,positive "this team be about hard work , but it ’s also about have fun .",positive good to have you aboard Bing !,positive yeah . you will not be able to take it .,neutral "so uh , now that little Chandler turn out to be a girl , what be they go to name she ?",neutral they be go to call her Chandler .,neutral "that be kind of a masculine name , do not you think ?",neutral work on you .,neutral "oh , that be so sweet .",positive "no , no , ok , you hang up .",positive "ok , ok , one , two , three .",positive well you do not hang up either .,positive she do not hang up either ...,positive "ok , no , no , you hang up . you , you , y —",positive "Ross , hi , it be Rachel .",neutral "I be just call to say that um , everything be fine and I be really happy for you and your",neutral "Rach , I get a message from you .",neutral oh my God .,positive "oh my God Ross , no , hang up the phone , give I the phone Ross , give I the phone , give I the phone , give I the .",negative you be over I ?,positive ohhhhhhhh God .,positive "Wha ... you be uh , you be , you be over I ?",positive "Ohh , ohh .",negative "when , when be you ... under I ?",positive "well , basically , lately , I have uh , I have uh , sort of have feeling for you .",neutral "ok , I need to lie down .",positive "hey ! I be in , they be go to let I audition !",positive really ? that be great !,positive "I know ! I know ! it turn out that one of the cast lady have actually see I in a play , so I steer clear of she",positive ( notice a kid who have pick up a copy of,neutral "oh yeah , yeah ! he be do ton of commercial . I have see he in like Sugar Smacks ,",positive "yeah well , he be not go to get this one .",positive Ben be way cut than that kid .,positive "I mean look at he , look at you ,",negative "that be great . listen , would not it be great though if I get to play Ben 's dad ?",neutral "Joey , you look nothing like Ben .",neutral I look more like he than you do !,negative "y'know , I do not really know you well enough for you to do that .",positive that really be some of your good work .,positive "hm - hmm , I tell you ! I can not believe that I ’ve only get two hour before I call in sick for work .",neutral I have to be up in seven minute .,neutral "well , you ’re not go to believe this , but if you have seven minute",neutral really ? !,positive do you wanna ?,neutral okay ! you get the vacuum clean and I ’ll get the furniture polish !,positive oh okay . but y’know what ? be careful . because a guy who be help I before have to leave because he hurt his back .,neutral boyfriend ?,positive no .,neutral I ’m Joey .,neutral Kristen .,neutral "oh wow , what a beautiful name ! what be it again ?",positive Kristen .,neutral got it ! so,neutral "so uh , do you live around here ?",neutral yeah !,neutral yeah !,positive right down there .,neutral hey listen .. let I give you a little tip .,neutral do not take a nap on this stoop or you can wake up with your shoe go .,positive I ’ll remember that .,neutral "okay . yeah . listen would you uh , would you like to have dinner with I tonight ?",neutral "oh I , I have plan tonight .",neutral but how about tomorrow ?,neutral "sound great ! okay , alright , well where do this go ?",positive "you look strong , why do n’t I take that and you grab one of the box .",neutral "okay . yeah . yeah , I ’ll grab this one .",neutral hey .,neutral "listen , um ...",neutral I be sorry .,negative ": yeah , um ... you know you , you should just forget about what I say under the bridge , I be talkin '",neutral "that be right , I do not ... but I be , I be drunk on you !",negative "okay , yeah , so it be not go to work .",neutral "if it be , would you stop hang out with she ?",neutral "um , then yes , it be 'cause of Phoebe ! so , you know , it be either she or I .",negative "you know ... you be go to be really , really hard to get over .",negative "by the way , the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of I .",neutral "oh , hello liar .",negative "look , I - I’m really sorry I let go of the bike .",negative I could ’ve be kill I hope you know !,negative "I know . I know . but , can we please try it again ? huh ? I mean , you be",negative "well , I would love to but … the bike get steal and the police have no suspect .",positive Phoebe .,neutral what ? ! what the hell ? !,negative "all right , y’know what ?",negative "if you be not go to learn how to ride this bike then I ’m sorry , I ’m just go to have to take it back .",negative what ? ! why ? !,positive "because ! because , it - it - it ’s … it ’d be like you have this guitar and - and never play it . okay , this guitar",negative "all right . if you care enough to make up that load of crap , okay .",negative great ! great ! you ’re make the bike very happy .,positive Okay Ross ! please do n’t die !,negative how could you have keep all of this from I ?,negative "I be go to tell you , but",neutral but what ? ! you figure you ’d get what you want and then dump she like you dump Rachel !,negative hey ! I do not dump Rachel ! nor be we still together . can I just … why do n’t we just let the machine get that ?,negative hey Ross . it ’ Joey . there ’ a hooker over here and we think maybe you ’d know something about it .,neutral "no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! I - I - I - I — I need to , I need to lie down .",neutral everything on your application look really good — ohh !,positive "just one last question umm , be you and your friend go to be over here all the time like party and hang out ?",negative "oh do not worry , I ’m not really a party girl .",neutral "whoa ! ! now look , do not be just blurtin ' stuff out . I want you to really think about your answer . okay ?",positive you can call off the roommate search ! hi ! I ’ll be live here .,positive "oh do not listen to he , he ’ just some guy who really want the apartment , but I do not think he ’s go to get it .",negative why do you take the shower curtain down ?,positive that thing be a hazard ! I ’m very safety conscious .,negative hi .,neutral "hey man , how do the audition go ?",neutral Estelle say I do not get it .,negative what ? ! why ? Joey you be so ready for it !,positive "yeah , I think so too but , she say the cast people have some problem with I .",positive no !,positive "for all I know , she ’s try to find I but could not because I keep move around .",neutral "no , from now on , I ’m stay in one place .",neutral right here .,neutral "well , it ’s get late .",neutral "yeah , we ’re go to go .",neutral "actually , do you guy mind stay here for a while ?",neutral "Ugh , y’know , umm we get to get up early and catch that plane for New York .",neutral "yeah , it ’ a very large plane .",neutral that ’ cool .,neutral "but , we ’ll stay here with you .",neutral "thank guy ! I really appreciate this , y’know , but you do not have to rub my butt .",positive "hey , Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood .",positive they ’re not a couple !,positive "oh - okay , I get the game now .",neutral "okay look , look , let I ask you a question , when they be do it on stage , be it like really hot ?",neutral oh yeah !,positive "well okay , so then you ’re fine .",neutral the rule be when two actor be actually do it off - stage all the sexual tension between they be go .,neutral okay ?,neutral so as long as it ’ hot onstage you get nothing to worry about .,neutral "it ’ when the heat go away , that ’s when you ’re in trouble .",neutral really ?,positive "look , you guy have be to every play I ’ve ever be in , have I ever have chemistry on stage ?",neutral no .,neutral Noooo ! !,neutral "Ursula ! Wait ! Err - err , it ’ I ! Phoebe !",positive "oh , I think there be a mirror there . okay , bye - bye .",neutral "wait a second ! so , what ’ new with you ?",positive "Umm , nothing . I mean , I ’m getting marry next week .",neutral and your breast ! hmm ! ! !,positive okay .,neutral "Umm look , you ’re come on a little strong .",negative "but I ’m go to give you the benefit of the doubt , because it seem the universe really want to be together .",neutral "so , why do n’t we just start over okay ?",neutral and you can just tell I about yourself .,neutral all right .,neutral okay .,neutral "I write erotic novel , for child .",neutral what ? !,positive they ’re wildly unpopular .,neutral oh my God !,negative "oh also , you might be interested to know that I have a ph.d.",neutral wow ! you do ?,positive "yeah , a Pretty huge",positive all right .,negative "so , uh , how be she do ?",negative the doctor say it be a matter of hour .,negative "how - how be you , mom ?",negative "I ? I be fine , fine . I be glad you be here . ... what be with your hair ?",negative what ?,positive what be different ?,positive nothing .,neutral "oh , maybe that be it .",neutral "she be unbelievable , our mother be ...",negative "okay , relax , relax .",neutral "we be go to be here for a while , it look like , and we still have boyfriend and your career to cover .",neutral oh God !,positive the fuzzy little mint at the bottom of her purse .,neutral oh !,positive "... yeah , they be gross .",negative "oh , you know what I love ?",positive her Sweet ' n ' Los .,positive how she be always steal they from- from restaurant .,positive "not just restaurant , from our house .",neutral maybe .,neutral you can not !,positive why ? seriously I do not understand a word that you say .,positive in the hall .,neutral "now , y'see , most people , when their pet pass on , they want them sorta lay out like they be sleep .",neutral but occasionally you get your person who want they in a pose .,neutral "like , chase their tail , or , uh , jump to catch a frisbee .",neutral "Joey , if I go first , I wanna be look for my key .",neutral that be a good one !,positive "hey , Joe .",neutral "Dad , Ronni 's here .",neutral Huh ?,positive "so now , these be all the tuxedo that we make and if there ’ anything that you like , we can make you a deal .",neutral anything at all .,neutral but these be the three that Monica pre - approve .,neutral "well , thank a lot for hookin ' I up Rach . I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest .",positive I ’m Monica ’s maid of honor . okay ? do not try to blue pin I !,negative "oh here , I think this be we . yeah .",neutral limited seat my ass . let ’s see who make the cut . hi !,negative I ’m Monica Gellar . who do you know the bride and groom ?,neutral use to work with she . use to ! I ’m a relative and I do not get invite ! a,negative "stop say , "" blood "" to stranger .",negative "so , how about you huh ? how do you know the happy couple ?",positive "okay , you ’re fine .",neutral "Monica , why have you bring I here of all place ? !",positive you ’ll see .,neutral "I tell you , this wedding be not go to happen .",positive "okay ? but - but imagine a lot more light , okay ? and - and y’know few brick , and - and - and flower , and candle",neutral "and the musician , look , they can go over here , okay ? and the chair can face this way , and … you go .",neutral "but - but , if you do not love this , we ’ll do it in any other place at any other time .",neutral "really , it ’ fine , whatever you want .",neutral it ’ perfect .,positive "and , I do n’t know , if it start to rain",positive well then we ’ll get wet .,negative ohh . and I do not even have a date .,negative come .,neutral I have a bone to pick with you .,negative uh - oh .,negative yes ! Ben learn a little trick .,negative oh yeah ? do he pull the old,positive that ’ right ! that ’ right !,positive oh that .,neutral yeah that ! you know I hate practical joke ! they ’re mean and they ’re stupid and - and I do not want my son learn they !,negative y’know what ? it do not matter ! because it be not true !,negative okay .,neutral "and if it be true , how",neutral Ms. Monroe … oh there you go .,neutral Mark 's a genius !,positive why ? ! how ? ! how be he a genius ?,positive "look , do not you see what be happen here .",negative "instead of hit on her right away , he be become her confidant .",negative now he be go to be the guy she go too to complain about you .,neutral what be I go to do ?,negative "well , why do not you send she a musical bug , op , no you already do that .",neutral "all right look , you be go to have to go there yourself now , okay , make a few surprise visit .",neutral I do not know you guy .,negative "all right fine , do not do anything , just sit here and talk to we , meanwhile she be talk to he about you .",negative "and he be be Mr. Joe Sensitive , and she start think ' maybe this be the guy for I , because he understand I . '",negative "and before you know it , she be with he .",negative "and you will be all , ' ohh , man ! '",negative "and he will be all , ' yes ! '",negative "and we , we will be like , ' wh - whoa , dude . '",positive "and pretty soon you will be like , ' Hhiii , ' and , and , and , ' I can not go , Rachel and Mark might be there . '",negative "and we will be like , ' man get over it , it be be four year ! ! '",negative he paint quite a picture do not he ?,neutral "this be what I ’ve got go for the party so far , liquor wise . get a lot of liquor .",neutral great . great .,neutral "okay , now uh , in term of the invite list , I ’ve get you , I , and Chandler and I ’m go to invite Gunther ' cause , well , we ’ve be talk about this pretty loud .",neutral I ’ll be there .,neutral "listen , I know this be your party , but I ’d really like to the number of museum geek that be go to be there .",neutral "yeah . tell ya what , let ’s not invite any of the anthropologist , only the dinosaur dude !",neutral okay ! we ’ll need a six - pack of,neutral "hey guy , what be you do ?",neutral "hey , y’know what , if you ’re go to do that , if you ’re go to name he Joey , you should name he Chandler .",neutral "oh , come on !",negative "Chandler ’s funny , sophisticated , and he ’ very loveable , once you get to know he .",neutral "oh well , hey , Joey ’s loveable too ! but the thing about Joey be , if you need he , he ’ll be there .",neutral "well , Chandler will be there for you too .",neutral "I mean , well , he might be a little late , but - but , he ’ll be there .",neutral "and he ’ll bring you some cold soda , if want you need he for be that you ’re really hot .",neutral what do ya say ? what do ya say ?,neutral "well , I , I like the idea of name he after someone I love , and Joey and Chandler be great name .",neutral "but , all right , I don’t — maybe I ’ll just name he the Hulk .",neutral I know I should not have mention it ! that ’ what I want to name my kid !,negative "what that Rachel do to her life .... we run into her parent at the club , they be not play very well .",negative I be not go to tell you what they spend on that wedding ... but forty thousand dollar be a lot of money !,positive "well , at least she have the chance to leave a man at the altar ...",positive what be that suppose to mean ?,positive nothing ! it be an expression .,neutral no it be not .,neutral do not listen to your mother .,neutral "you be independent , and you always have be !",neutral "even when you be a kid ... and you be chubby , and you have no friend , you be just fine !",neutral "and you would read alone in your room , and your puzzle ...",neutral PBS Telethon .,neutral hi Joey .,neutral hey Pheebs !,positive I,neutral "$ 200 ? be you sure Pheebs ? I mean , after what",positive "oh , I be still mad at they but I also now that they bring happiness to lot of kid who be mom do not kill themselves , so by support they , I be do a good thing , but I be not",negative what kind of problem ?,positive "well to tell you the truth , they uh , they have a problem with the bag !",negative oh my God !,positive y'know what ? it be a stupid play anyway !,negative "y'know , Joey , I think it be time to give up the bag .",negative I do not wanna give up the bag .,negative I do not have to give up the bag !,negative do I Rach ?,negative "oh , you think I should give up the bag !",negative "honey wait , Joey , I ’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you be with it",neutral I just do not know if the world be ready for you and your bag .,negative I can not believe I be hear this !,negative wait a minute !,negative wait a minute !,negative "I be not say that you should not have a bag , I just — it be just there be other bag that be a little less umm , controversial .",neutral "yeah umm , they be call wallet .",neutral I think you will find this room more to your liking .,neutral "okay , great .",positive they say he be only get half a tank leave .,neutral half a tank ? we still get a lot of high - speed chasing to do !,positive we be switch room again .,negative what ? why ?,positive "this be a garden view room , and we pay for an ocean view room .",negative our last ocean view room be unacceptable to you .,positive "excuse I , umm , can I talk to you over here for just a second ?",negative uh - huh .,neutral Chandler !,neutral be you kid I ? ! Joey . Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! !,negative Joey . Joey . Joey . Joey ! Joey ! !,negative "oh . oh , do - do - do I wake you ?",positive hey !,positive "hey ! oh , I be just about to leave . I - I - I - I do not think you be come .",positive "oh , I would not miss this .",positive "well , I ’m very glad you ’re here .",positive "oh , you ’re such a gentleman . come on ! we ’re go to my place !",positive hey !,positive hey - hey .,neutral so be guy do okay ?,neutral "yeah , we talk and Monica make I see that I over react a little bit and some thing in life be more important .",neutral do you have a minute ?,neutral "well yeah , sure , what ’s up ?",neutral I get ask out twice today when I be at lunch … by guy .,neutral oh really ? !,positive yeah . do you tell someone that I be gay ?,neutral "oh , do you not want people to know that ?",positive but I ’m not gay . and I especially would not want you to think I be gay .,positive why ’s that ?,neutral I do not think I should say .,neutral "ohh , you can say . come on , I do not want you to feel like you can not tell I thing .",neutral okay .,neutral ' Kay .,neutral well,neutral yeah .,neutral I ’d love to ask out your friend Phoebe .,neutral "yeah , she ’ gay .",neutral here you go .,neutral "great ! all right , so I ’ll call you later .",positive great !,positive hey - Hey - Hey ! who be that ?,positive that would be Casey . we ’re go out tonight .,neutral "goin’ out , huh ? wow ! wow ! so thing do not work out with Kathy , huh ? Bummer .",positive "no , thing be fine with Kathy . I ’m have a late dinner with she tonight , right after my early dinner with Casey .",neutral what ?,positive yeah - yeah . and the crazy thing be that I just eat a whole pizza by myself !,negative wait ! you ’re go out with Kathy !,positive yeah . why be you get so upset ?,positive "well , I ’m upset — for you . I mean , have sex with an endless line of beautiful woman must be very unfulfilling for you .",negative what be the big deal ? it ’ not like we ’re exclusive .,negative "look , Joey , Kathy be clearly not fulfil your emotional need .",negative "but Casey , I mean grant I only see the back of her head , but I get this sense that she’s - she ’ smart , and funny , and get you .",neutral you get all that from the back of her head ?,positive "all right look , I think it ’ time for you to settle down . y'know ? make a choice , pick a lane .",neutral who ’ Elaine ?,neutral can you people not see I ? !,positive "so , will you talk to he ?",neutral I do not know Rach .,neutral "oh , come on ! I ’ll give you ten free",negative one ! no ten ! you say ten ! you can not take that back !,negative hey !,positive hi !,positive "listen , can we watch cartoon on your television ?",neutral we need a porn break .,neutral "we spend the last two hour watch in & Out & In , again .",neutral "well , so , why do n’t you just turn it off ?",positive because then we would be the guy who turn off free porn .,neutral "Ooh , good , you ’re hear ! okay .",positive hey !,positive hi !,positive "well , what - what ' cha get there ?",positive "oh this , well I ’m glad you ask .",positive "now , do n’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife ?",negative Ahh !,neutral "now , I know what you ’re think",neutral Pregnant Woman Slays Four ?,negative "Phoebe , they do not make you pay for those knife , do they ?",positive no !,positive "honey , you ’re not go to make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by sell knife .",neutral "no - no , I know that , but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan .",neutral what ’s the second part of your plan ?,neutral yes that ’ right .,neutral why ?,positive "I tire attack two woman , do not work .",neutral what ? !,positive "no , I mean it ’ okay , I mean , they’re - they’re my friend .",neutral "in fact , I - I - I be married to one of they .",negative "let I get this straight man , you attack your ex - wife ? !",negative "oh , no !",positive no - no !,positive "no , I tire !",positive but I could n’t .,neutral that ’ why I ’m here .,negative maybe we could attack they together ?,neutral that - that ’ a no .,neutral "what ? no ! no , I ’m not stop . I ’m Red Ross !",negative "Dude , if you go back out there , you ’re go to be Dead Ross !",negative I do n’t care ! I be not quit ! I insist on finish this game !,negative "all right , all right , if you insist on do this , at least let I help you .",negative "no , God no ! that be no place for a woman . those guy will grab anything .",neutral no . that ’ not what I ’m say . I just may know a few thing that might help you inflict some pain .,neutral I like that .,positive "yeah ? listen closely , Devon have get a weak ankle .",neutral Huh ?,neutral one swift kick and he ’ll back off .,neutral "all right , bad ankle , get it !",neutral "and that big bloke with the beard , he have get a trick hip .",neutral yeah .,neutral "and uh , and David over there , I hear he do not wear a cup .",neutral "yeah ? I can use that , trick hip , no cup , okay ! okay !",positive "and uh , Liam , Liam ’s get bad knee . you hit he right and he ’ll go down like a lamp .",neutral "but - but , Liam ’s on my team .",positive I do n’t care ! you just get he !,negative "I ’m go to go get he ! okay , I be go back in !",positive the Red Ross ! okay .,positive oh ! oh by the way ?,neutral uh - hmm .,neutral James Brolin ?,neutral "oh , I know . I could only think of two name , he and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remember he ’ gay .",neutral Ed Begley Jr. be not gay .,neutral really ? !,positive hello ?,neutral "hello , be Ross there ?",neutral "uh no , he ’ not . can I take a message ?",neutral "yes , this Russell , Ross ’s divorce lawyer , just tell he that since I have not hear from he , I assume he ’s decide to give the marriage a try .",neutral Ross get marry again — Nooooooo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !,positive "oh - oh ! okay , she ’s kick !",positive oh ! she ’s grow inside you .,neutral whoa ! !,positive oh !,positive wow that be a big one .,positive I think that ’s the young girl ever to reject I .,positive oh hey you guy !,positive "sure , I can hang out ' til I have to meet ya . what uh — how come you ’re not go ?",neutral I have a job interview I have to get ready for .,neutral I think you already have a job .,neutral and people say you do not pay attention .,neutral "no , this be a much well job .",neutral it ’ vice - president of a company that do datum reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other company .,neutral wow ! how do you know how to do that ? !,positive that ’ what I do now .,neutral "hey Joey , come taste this .",neutral what be it ?,neutral remember that guy that give I a bad review ? well … I ’m get my revenge !,negative you cook he ?,positive no .,neutral "he teach a course on food criticism at the New School , so before we go to the movie I wanna go by there and make he try my bouillabaisse again .",neutral "oh , I can not wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow !",positive """ restaurant reviewer admit : I be wrong about Monica . """,positive "the front page ? you really do live in your own little world , do n’t ya ?",negative "so , do you uh , find anyone to marry you guy yet ?",neutral "no , but Horny for Monica Minister call , want to know if we be still together .",negative we ’re never go to find anybody .,negative well then let I do it !,positive Joe,positive no - no - no !,neutral "look , I ’ve be think about it .",neutral I ’m an actor right ?,neutral so I will not get nervous talk in front of people .,neutral "I will not spit , and I will not stare at Monica ’s breast !",negative everyone know I ’m an ass man !,positive that be true .,neutral "yeah and the most important thing be that it will not be some like , strange up there who barely know you .",positive it ’ll be I !,positive and I swear I ’ll do a really good job .,positive "plus , y’know I love you guy and - and it would really mean a lot to I .",positive it might be kinda cool .,positive so I can do it ?,positive ah - ha ! too cocky !,positive I still can not believe they take away my key . you trust I with your .,negative of course I do ! and I ’m go to give it back to you as soon as they ’re do with it at the key shine place .,neutral what the hell be that ?,negative "whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Treeger , what be you do ?",positive you say there be a gas leak in here .,neutral well why do not you use your key ?,neutral "because by the time I find it on this thing , the whole place might have explode .",neutral "if that happen at another building that I manage , people be go to start ask question .",neutral come on !,negative hurry up .,negative oh ! we could have do that .,neutral "luckily , the guy she settle for can not hear what you ’re talk about .",neutral "oh , I ’m so sorry .",negative "um , and maybe I ’m wrong !",negative "I but — y’know I ’m go to go out with he again , I ’ll find out more .",neutral you believe that this guy be destine for someone else and you ’re still go to date he ?,positive "well , he may not be my soul mate , but a girl ’ get to eat .",neutral "oh , but it ’s make she so happy .",negative little girl miss her cat .,neutral crazy lady think her mother be in a cat .,negative "okay , y'know what , I have to go have dinner with my son , can I trust that when you see Phoebe , you will tell she .",neutral yeah .,neutral thank you .,neutral I,neutral "he be right , be n’t he ?",positive "y'know what , I think this might be one of the time he ’ wrong .",neutral you think ?,positive "oh - no , he ’ right .",neutral seven hundred buck !,positive "alright , you do it ! do we have any fruit ?",positive "man , hell of a two week , huh ? y'know what , though ? I really feel like I learn something .",positive "really ? so , you be go to stick with this ' it be all for her ' thing ?",neutral "what , be you crazy ? when a blind man get his sight back , do he walk around like this ?",negative oh .,neutral y'know those be a delicacy in India .,neutral I too .,neutral "although this city be my home , so .",neutral "so that ’s dumb what I say , do not tell he I say that .",neutral "Umm , you make something up .",neutral "nice , thank you .",positive this be I .,neutral here .,neutral your eye be very pretty .,positive "thank you , very much ! oh ! thank you !",positive he would like to kiss you .,neutral "okay , y'know what , you do not have to do that now .",neutral no - no - no - no ! !,positive "not he , you do n’t !",positive well the moment ’ over .,neutral oh .,neutral Oy !,neutral "hey ! hold on a minute , hold on a second . do you think these pearl be nice ?",negative I ’d really prefer a mountain bike .,neutral "Janice ’s birthday be come up , I want to get she something speacial . come in here with I .",neutral "whoa , whoa , whoa , wait , whoa .",positive "do you ah , want to get she something speacial , get her flower , get her candy , get her gum , girl love gum .",negative "that ’ a good idea , ' dear Janice have a Hubba - Bubba birthday ' . I would like to get she something serious .",negative "oh , you want something serious .",neutral "y'know what you should do , you should get her one of those um , barium enema .",neutral those be dead serious .,neutral "all right . look , I ’m go to go in here , and you do not buy I anything ever .",negative "no , no , you can n’t , you can n’t , okay , you can n’t , you can not buy her pearl , you just can n’t , you can n’t , you can n’t .",negative why not ? !,positive "oh God . uh , okay , here ’ the thing , this be the thing , okay , the thing be ...",neutral what be the thing ?,negative "okay . I go down to the ' Mattress king ' showroom and , and I see Janice , kiss her ex - husband .",negative what ?,positive they be in his office .,neutral "well she , she would not do that , she ’ with , she ’ with I .",negative I ’m tell you it ’s like watch Bambi learn how to walk .,negative you ’re drunk ! mom and dad be go to be maaaaadd ! maybe I ’m a little drunk .,positive hey ! be those crab cake ? do I not tell ya to come straight to I when more crab cake be ready ?,positive how be you feel ?,neutral you be,neutral I really wish that you would n’t .,negative "now all you have to do be just get through a little bit more , okay ?",neutral "then we can put you in bed , okay ?",neutral just smile and do n’t talk to,neutral Speech ! Speech ! let ’s hear from the birthday girl ! huh ?,positive pheebs ! !,positive do not you see ? everyone ’s look at I ! the plan ’s working ! I do not even have to take off my top yet !,positive Speech ! come on Monica !,positive come on !,positive come on ! Speech !,positive "hey Chandler , you can not keep your hand off she for one second !",negative "oh - ho , I think it ’ nice .",positive well you have to because maybe it ’ stupid .,neutral well it ’s just while Monica and I be dance to they it be … the first time I know that … you be the woman I want to dance all my dance with .,positive oh crap !,negative all right .,neutral the super could not figure out what it do .,neutral a $ 200 an hour electrician could not figure out what it do .,negative I ’ve have seven pretty serious shock .,negative I officially give up .,negative thank God .,positive "I guess Joey be right , it do nothing .",positive see ? I ’m do it . I be totally do it . I lose it .,negative be there no conscious man in the city for you two ?,negative he do not have anyone .,neutral "yeah , we - we feel kinda responsible .",negative I can not believe you say woowoo . I do not even say woowoo .,negative "oh , she be come up ! she be come up !",positive "folk , when we come back we will be talk about her new book , ' Euphoria Unbound ' : the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing .",neutral you might wanna put the kid to bed for this one .,neutral "y'know , we do not have to watch this .",neutral "no way , forget it .",positive "come on , she be your mom !",negative exactly .,neutral "Chandler , I get to tell you , I love your mom 's book !",positive I love her book !,positive I can not get on a plane without one !,positive "I mean , this be so cool !",positive "yeah , well , you would not think it be cool if you be eleven year old and all your friend be pass around page 79 of ' Mistress Bitch . '",negative "come on , Chandler , I love your mom . I think she be a blast .",positive thank you .,neutral and a nice hot cider for Monica .,neutral "Aww , thank you . uh Rach ?",neutral yeah ?,neutral why do my cinamon stick have an eraser ?,positive oh ! that be why . I be sorry !,positive "oh . oh ! Ma'am ? excuse I , ma'am ?",neutral you can not put your cigarette out on a tree !,negative "yeah I can , it work real well .",neutral no but you should not ! do not ever do that again .,negative I will not ! until I have my next cigarette .,negative hold it ! N.Y.P.D ! Freeze punk !,negative what ? !,positive yeah that be right you be so busted . Book them .,negative who be you talk too ?,positive "save it Red ! unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer , you apologize to the tree .",negative I be,neutral you apologize to the tree right now or I be call for backup . Backup ! backup ! !,negative I - I'm sorry ! sorry .,negative "okay , cancel backup ! cancel backup !",neutral Shh ! get I out of here .,negative oh .,neutral Ross !,positive what ?,neutral "come here , check this out !",positive what ? be it the comet ?,neutral "no ! no - no . look , there ’ a bug stick in tar right here .",positive "Joey come — I can not believe — I bring you here to see the Bapstein - King comet , one of nature ’s most spectacular phenomenon , and all you care about be bug stick in tar and - and some woman !",negative "y’know , there ’s",neutral show I where ?,neutral right - right up here .,neutral Joey where ’s the pipe that be hold the door open ?,neutral "I do not know ! yeah , I do .",positive Joey !,negative what ? ! all right — hey ! do not look at I ! you ’re the one who want to come up and look for some stupid,negative "it ’s call the Bapstein - King comet , okay ? hey ! hey ! Bapstein be a very well respected astronomer !",negative oh no ! no ! no !,positive wow ! this place be incredible ! Sting ’s pen … that he give to Phoebe . come on ! secret passageway !,positive hi !,neutral hi !,neutral I ’m Trudie .,neutral uh - huh .,neutral you must be Ben ’s mum .,neutral why else would I be here ?,neutral do sit down .,neutral yeah .,neutral hi .. how be the game ?,neutral well ..,neutral we WON ! ! thank you ! yes !,positive fantastic ! I have one question : how be that possible ?,positive Alan .,neutral he be unbelievable .,positive "he be like that - that - that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs be play all the position , right , but instead of Bugs it be first base - Alan , second base - Alan , third base- ...",positive "I mean , it - it be like , it be like he make we into a team .",positive "Yep , we sure show those hassidic jeweller a thing or two about softball ..",positive can I ask you guy a question ? D'you ever think that Alan be maybe .. sometimes ..,neutral what ?,positive ".. I dunno , a little too Alan ?",neutral "well , no . that be impossible . you can never be too Alan .",positive "yeah , it be his , uh , innate Alan - ness that - that - that we adore .",positive I personally could have a gallon of Alan .,positive "well I have a great time ! learn how to bake , eat great food , that ’s the first a I ’ve get since seventh grade ,",positive "oh , look ! act for Beginners ! want to feel good about yourself ?",negative what the hell !,positive okay .,neutral "all right , let ’s start with some basic . can anybody tell I what the difference between upstage and downstage be ?",neutral "yeah , this be a stupid idea .",negative my God !,positive these pant be burn up !,positive "oh come on , she want to snuggle now !",positive what be she try to kill I ?,negative it be like a volcano in here !,positive be you hot ?,neutral "okay , it must just be I then .",neutral "that be just the pant on the couch . Umm , hey , do you , do you mind if I use your bathroom ?",neutral you be drive I crazy with that !,negative "okay , I will stop .",neutral do n’t stop ! move the bowl far away ! Ross could make that shot !,negative "well , you suck ! but at least you suck at a man 's game now .",negative you wanna play ?,neutral "Chandler , I can not be play game , Ross be go to be home soon .",neutral and I have to write five whole page if I be go to stick to his schedule .,neutral "well , so , play for the next 30 minute and then write until he get home .",neutral "all right ! but uh , listen , what do you say we crank it up a notch ?",positive I be intrigue .,neutral "all right , all we need be a little light fluid .",neutral "okay , but be careful okay , because I wanna get our security deposit back .",positive "yeah , I think we say good - bye to that when we invent hammer dart .",positive do you even remember which part of the wall be not spackle ?,neutral "uh yeah , right here .",neutral "hey , Rach . how be it with your friend ? okay ! how would you like some Tiki Death Punch ?",positive what be that ?,neutral "Weeeell , it be rum , and-",neutral I be sure they will be here soon .,neutral "yeah , honey , they would not miss this .",neutral relax . you be only at nine centimeter . and the baby 's at zero station .,neutral you be really frightening I .,negative "somebody wanna help I , tryin ' to rip out my heart . uh , that be great . anybody see a nipple ?",negative "all right , ten centimeter , here we go .",neutral "all right , honey , time to start push .",neutral but they be not here yet !,negative "I be sorry , I can not tell the baby to wait for they .",neutral "oh , god .",negative "here we go . Mona umm , I think it ’ time we - we have a conversation about - about where thing be with we .",positive "yeah , I - I think I suggest that .",neutral "aw , we - we be so … so umm , well i - I - I like you and i - I love umm , y’know hang out with you .",positive and I mean - I’m have a lot of fun .,positive okay .,neutral "I mean , there ’ no point in spend time with someone if - if it ’ just fun .",neutral "it ’s get to be , it ’s get to be go somewhere right ?",positive so where - where be it go ?,neutral ah !,positive that’s - that ’s the real question .,neutral and - and the answer be … be it ’s go somewhere … fun .,positive "now I - I know what you ’re think , fun be fine for you like ten year ago y’know , but you’re - you’re not get any young .",neutral "no I mean — no not you , not you , you — you",negative "I ’m sorry , so umm , so where be we ?",negative y’know what ?,neutral I be go to take you out to dinner tonight .,positive I find this place that make the great mozzarella stick and jalepino popper .,positive no ?,negative really ?,positive they taste so good .,positive Drum roll .,neutral "okay . okay . all right . help ! be I a Mark , or a John ?",neutral "Nah , you ’re not tall enough to be a Mark , but you might make a good Barney .",neutral "all right look , be I serious , okay ? tomorrow at 3:30 I be go down to the courthouse .",neutral you ’re actually go through with this ?,positive "hey , look , this name have be hold I back my entire life .",negative "okay , it ’s probably why kid pick on I in school , and why I never do well with woman … so , as of 4 o’clock tomorrow , I ’m either go to be Mark Johnson or John Markson .",neutral you get problem because of you !,negative not your name !,negative "all right , this have get to stop !",negative Chandler be a great name !,negative "in fact — yes , I ’m , I ’m sorry .",negative "I know you really want I to name the baby Joey , but eh , so , I’m - I’m , I ’m go to , I ’m go to name the baby Chandler .",neutral damn ! I think that be go to be romantic as hell !,positive it be .,neutral "look , I just see my good friend brain smear across the canvas , that ’s not go to be I , not I .",negative wow ! that be good . that be ... tweezer ?,positive no .,neutral whoa . that be really good .,positive "thank , any suggestion ?",neutral you - you … you have sex with Ursula ? !,positive "uh , a little bit . she - she - she walk in and I think she be you and I kiss she and",negative you do not notice she be wear different clothe ? !,positive well I be just so excited to see you .,negative oh . ew ! ew ! ew ! Ugh ! y’know what ? this be too weird .,negative no - no it ’s not !,negative I do not want to lose you !,negative It’s - it ’s like I be say to Ursula when I be make love to she and I think she be you — yeah it be too weird .,negative so I guess this be it .,negative yeah . maybe it ’s for the good . you smell just like she .,negative "yeah , so do you .",negative hey !,positive hi .,neutral "so , do shopping make you feel any well about Ross ?",neutral Manhattan do not have enough store .,negative "well ,",neutral you can ?,positive yeah . I just need you to bring I some photo of Ross .,neutral um - hmm .,neutral and a small piece of chocolate .,neutral okay .,neutral "okay , we have to talk . I ’m just get out of a very serious relationship",negative "I know ! and I ’m just get out of a marriage , I mean talk about mean to be !",negative right ! I just think that this be happen too soon .,positive "oh , too soon , too schmoon . face it honey , I be not let you get away this time .",negative "I hear ya . but ! unfortunately , my company be transfer I overseas !",negative oh no ! where to ? Too Paris ?,positive "no ! no ! not , Paris .",neutral "too London ? no - no , Rome ? Vienna ? ooh - ooh , Barcelona ?",positive "okay , could you just stop talk for a second ? Yemen . that ’ right , yes , I ’m be transfer to Yemen !",negative when ?,negative I do not know exactly .,neutral "Ugh , well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment come .",negative but I do know that it ’ some time tomorrow .,positive "Ooh , this be it ! oh , that ’ he ! that ’ he !",positive great ! go get he .,positive "wait a second , or maybe you can go in first .",neutral he ’s not really my type .,neutral "no not you , Dr. Drake Remoray . you can ask he question and see what ’s he like . People tell doctor everything .",neutral "but lately all the guy I meet seem really nice at first , then they turn out to be the big jerk .",negative you do attract some stinker .,negative Chandler .,neutral "Mrs. Tedlock . you be look lovely today . and may I say , that be a",neutral "yes . well , Mr. Kostelick want you to stop by his office at the end of the day .",neutral "oh , listen .",neutral "if this be about those prank memo , I have nothing to do with they .",neutral really .,positive nothing at all .,neutral really .,positive nothing .,neutral "y’know when we move in together , can I get a gumball machine ?",neutral of course ! Joey would not let you have one ?,negative "no . when it come to sweet , he ’ surprisingly strict .",negative "hey , have you figure out a way to tell he you ’re move out ?",neutral "no , no , I keep try , y’know ?",negative "I can get out , "" Joey , I have too … "" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with , "" … go to the bathroom . """,negative he may think I ’m sick .,neutral "y’know , I really have to tell Rachel , but I … we just have to get it over with !",neutral "y’know , the next time we see they we ’re just go to tell they .",neutral that ’s it .,neutral "oh , so that ’s this be go to work now ? you ’re just go to order I around all the time ?",positive pretty much .,neutral all right .,neutral hey Monica !,positive hi !,positive "hey man , you feel any well ?",neutral "Joey , we have something to tell you .",neutral oh my god ! you ’re pregnant !,positive "yeah , if you get marry in Vegas , you ’re only marry in Vegas .",neutral what be you talk about ? if you get marry in Vegas you ’re married everywhere .,neutral really ? !,positive yeah !,neutral oh my God!—Eh ! well,positive "you see that guy ? he ’ in classic now , but y'know as soon as we leave he ’s go straight to the porn .",negative he ’s go to go up to the counter with,neutral yeah .,neutral I miss this .,positive I too .,negative "so , you wanna get a hamburger or something ?",neutral yes ! yes ! yes ! yes ! Awww !,positive "hey , it ’ your Thanksgiving too , y'know , instead of watch football , you could help .",negative we will .,neutral "okay , Rachel , you wanna put the marshmellow in concentric circle .",neutral "no Mon ,",neutral every year .,neutral hey ! Ross !,positive die hard,neutral "Yep . hey , what do you say we make it a double feature ?",neutral what ’d you rent ?,neutral die Hard 2,neutral "Joey , this be",neutral "oh , well we watch it a second time and its",neutral "Joey , we",neutral and ?,neutral and it ’ll be cool to see it again ! yeah !,positive die hard,neutral "Dude , you do not say",neutral "yeah , I just get uh , get plan .",neutral "well , John McClane have plan !",negative "no , see the thing be I want to get out of here before Joey get all work up and start call everybody bitch .",neutral what be you talk about ? Bitch .,negative I know you botch that operation on purpose .,positive "I can not prove it yet , but when I do , you will be go to jail for murder .",negative I do not care if you be my brother .,negative "good for you ! and hey , I think your paper on punctuate equilibrium in the devonian era be top notch !",positive stop go through my stuff !,negative hey !,positive hey !,positive "I just want to let you know I have change my mind : I be go to do it , I be go to kiss Joey .",negative "no , you can not ! friend hook up be a bad idea .",negative "please , what about you and Chandler ?",negative that be different ! I be drunk and stupid !,negative well hello !,negative what about all the guy that you have get the phone number from ? why do not you just kiss one of they ?,neutral "I could , I could but I do not want to ! I want to kiss Joey !",negative alright . I think it be a big mistake but it be your decision .,neutral I be go to do it .,positive and I can not stop you .,neutral no .,neutral "hey Rach , have you see Charlie anywhere ?",neutral I be smart than,neutral "oh , hey , Gunther , check this out .",positive "yeah , that - that Chandler crack I up .",positive "hey Ross , listen , you want anything to drink , ' cause I ’m head up there .",neutral "uh , yeah , I ’ll take a coffee . thank , man .",neutral sure . Coffee ? ' cause I ’m go up there .,positive no .,neutral "no , thank you .",neutral "you guy need anything , ' cause I ’m head up there .",neutral I ’d love an ice water .,neutral you get it .,neutral "Joey , what be you do ?",positive just be friendly .,negative "Joey , honey , I do not think you ’re suppose to go back there .",negative "Nah , it ’ okay . right , Gunther ?",neutral do n’t wink at I . and put on your apron .,negative "okay , but I do not see you ask any other pay customer to put on apron .",negative "Joey , do you work here ?",positive no .,neutral "hey , waiter .",neutral yeah ?,neutral "you ’ve reach Monica and Chandler ’s , if you ’re listen to this message , we ’re probably screen . yeah we be .",neutral "hi , this be Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum .",neutral I ’m call for Monica Geller .,neutral "I want to let she know that there be a cancellation and if she ’s still interested in have the Bing - Geller wedding at our facility , it be available",neutral "this be Chandler Bing ! this be Chandler Bing ! yes , the groom — no ! not the groom ! !",positive thank you .,neutral thank .,neutral I can not believe this ! this be like the bad night ever !,negative y'know Monica you have a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler . big deal ! it be only Chandler . I be,neutral "this be crazy ! I mean , it be such a stupid argument . I do not even wanna see Richard again .",negative so go fix it !,neutral go find Chandler !,neutral he be probably up in your room !,negative tell he that you be sorry and that you love he .,negative y'know what ? you be right Phoebe . you be right . thank you !,positive "sure ! yeah ! Las Vegas , number one !",positive anybody lose this ?,neutral comin ' out . place your bet . Dice be out . double or nothing ! pay the front line !,positive hmm .,neutral do you remember where the duck food be ?,neutral "yeah , it ’s in the guy ' apartment under the sink . why ?",positive because I ’m go to London .,neutral what ? ! what do you mean you ’re go to London ?,positive "yeah , I have to tell Ross that I love he .",neutral "now honey , you take care , you do not have those baby until I get back .",neutral "I — Rachel , you can not go ! Ross love Emily !",negative "yeah , I know , I know , I know he do .",negative but I have to tell he how I feel !,negative he deserve to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision .,neutral that ’s not why you ’re go !,negative "you ’re go because you hope he ’s go to say , "" yeah , I love you too , Rach .",negative "forget that british chippy . """,negative ohh — do you think he will ? !,positive no !,negative because he ’s in love with the british chippy !,negative "look , Rachel , if you go , you ’re just go to mess with his head and ruin his wedding !",negative "y’know , it ’ too late !",negative you miss you ’re chance !,negative "I ’m sorry , I know this must be really hard , it ’ over .",negative "y’know what ? no . it ’ not over until someone say , "" I do . """,negative "I do ! I do ! I do ! I do ! Ugh , like I can really chase you . I ’m carry a litter .",positive so be everybody here ?,neutral I get here a little early myself .,neutral let we begin .,neutral "now , the hydrosaurid have be unearth in two main location .",neutral here .,neutral here .,neutral now as for the hydrosaur,neutral "well , so anyway Beth , what I ’m say be I should ’ve consider your feeling before I go home with you that night .",neutral "I ’ve ah , I ’ve recently learn what ’s it like to be on your side of it , and I ’m sorry .",negative "so , do you think you can forgive I ?",negative great .,positive thank .,positive "okay , bye .",neutral "hello , Jennifer ?",neutral "oh hi , Mrs. Loreo , be Jennifer there ?",positive "oh , she ’s not home huh ?",positive "well ah , actually I kinda need to talk to you too .",neutral hey !,negative hi .,neutral be you all right ?,neutral uhh … I think I just get engage .,negative oh my god ! he do it ?,positive well … do you know he be go to ask I ?,positive be you kid ?,positive I ’m like the one who talk he into it .,positive I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group .,negative and you really think this be a good idea ?,negative "I just talk he into it , do not tell I I have to do you too . the puppet master get tired people .",neutral I just do n’t know ! it just do not feel right .,negative "why ? ! you two be so mean to be together , everybody think so .",positive really ? ! even Ross ?,positive especially Ross !,positive "oh uh , hey Pheebs . uh y’know what ? i’ll - I’ll come back later .",neutral "wow ! kind of uh , kind of a full house here . I ’ll guess just … i’ll come back .",positive "there he go , your fiancée .",positive I guess so .,neutral although he do play with himself in his sleep .,neutral I can not say that I ’m surprised .,neutral "oh , that be so unfortunate .",negative what ?,neutral cute naked guy be really start to put on weight .,positive "okay , I ’ll be back in just a minute . oh , Phoebe I ’m sorry that I leave lipstick mark on the phone .",neutral you do not leave lipstick mark on the phone .,neutral "oh , then it must ’ve be you . Bye .",neutral Bye - bye ! that ’ why I move out .,positive "hey , y'know while we ’re on that , when be you go to tell my sister that you do not live here anymore .",neutral I think on some level she already know .,neutral Night Mon . Night Julio .,neutral Adiós .,neutral "look Julio , someone leave their book here .",positive "ah actually , that be mine .",neutral "oh yeah , what be you read ?",neutral "flower of Evil , by Beaudalire . have you read it ?",neutral "have I read it ? no , be you enjoy it ?",neutral "I think I would , but the translation be no good .",neutral your a poet and do not know it .,neutral "actually I ah , I be a poet .",neutral "oh , then you do know it . so um what kind of thing do you write about ?",neutral "thing that move I . the , the shadow of a tree , a child laughing , or this lip .",neutral mine ? right here ?,neutral I can write an epic poem about this lip .,positive "how would that go ? well , it do not rhyme , but I like it .",positive "last stop , Montreal . this stop be Montreal .",neutral what ?,positive "I make a bet with myself that you have beautiful eye . now that I see they , I win .",neutral what ?,positive we ’re at my stop . but would you like to have coffee ?,neutral be we really in Montreal ? !,positive "yes we be . so , coffee ?",neutral "coffee sound great . wait , so , so you live in Montreal ?",neutral "oh , no . but it ’ just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia .",neutral "okay , here ’s batch 22 .",neutral "oh , maybe these ’ll taste a little like your grandmother ’s .",negative "this have a little bit of orange peel , but no nutmeg .",neutral let ’s give it a shot .,neutral "oh , what be that for ? like a bake sale ?",positive "no , just a Friday night .",neutral would she ?,neutral would she ? you eat my candy bar !,negative "oh God , I hate my job , I hate it , I hate my job , I hate it .",negative "I know honey , I ’m sorry .",negative "oh , I wanna quit , but then I think I should stick it out , then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job , just because it ’s remotely relate to the field they ’re interested in .",negative "Gee , I do not know Rach . order up ! ! I get a Yentel soup , a James Beans , and a Howdy hold the Dowdy !",positive "oh honey , come on , I ’m sorry , I do n’t ....",negative "I do not mind pay my due , y'know , its just how much be I go to learn about fashion by walk Mira , the arthritic seamstress , to the bathroom .",negative hi ! be my misery amusing to you ?,negative "I ’m sorry , I wa , I wa , I be just ah ....",negative "it ’ not funny , this be actually my job .",negative "oh believe I , I - I - I’ve be there . I have to sort mannequin head at that Mannequins Plus .",neutral "oh well then , so I ’m just go to go back to talk to my friend here .",positive and you can go back to enjoy your little hamburger .,positive "ah , just one other thing .",neutral yes ? !,positive "I ah , I work at",neutral do you want my pickle ?,neutral do you think they have yesterday 's daily news ?,neutral why ?,positive "just wanna check my horoscope , see if it be right .",neutral oh my God .,positive Phoebe .,neutral "do not look now , but behind we be a guy who have the potential to break our heart and plunge we into a pit of depression .",neutral "where ? Ooh , come to Momma .",positive "he be come . be cool , be cool , be cool .",negative we should do something . whistle .,positive we be not go to whistle .,negative "come on , do it .",neutral no !,negative do it !,positive no !,negative do it do it do it !,positive Woo - woo !,positive I can not believe you do that !,positive "hi ! Umm , I ’m Monica Geller , I ’m the chef at Alessandro ’s .",neutral still ?,positive "I think the thing that you say about I be really unfair , and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance .",neutral I do not see any reason why I would do that to myself again .,positive "either eat it , or be in it .",negative "spoon ? so , what do you think ?",positive "I ’m tear , between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating . but I must be honest , your soap be abysmal .",negative thata girl ! huh ? we should get out of here .. there ’ a new class comin ' in .,positive "welcome to introduction to cooking . now , before we start , can anyone tell I the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce ?",neutral I can .,neutral "okay , go ahead .",neutral "well umm , they both have a egg yolk and butter base , but a bearnaise have shallot , shirvel , and most importantly tarragon .",neutral "that ’ very good , what ’s your name ?",neutral Monica .,neutral "Monica , you go to the head of the class .",neutral okay .,positive "and there be a country call Argentinaaaa , it be a place I have never seeeeen .",neutral but I be tell for fifty peso you can buy a human spleen .,neutral human spleeeen .,neutral olé !,positive what be you do here !,positive "well , you say that you have customer line up in the street , so I be here to entertain !",positive great !,positive yeah !,positive "it really have be great too , you know , some of this people must have see I play before because they be request a bunch of my song !",positive "yeah , "" you suck "" and "" shut up and go home "" .",positive listen Phoebe ...,positive yeah .,neutral "you know how much I love listen to your music , you know , but ...",neutral but what ?,neutral this be kind of a classy place .,neutral "ok , say no more .",neutral "I be so bored ! stupid rain , we ... we can not do anything .",negative "well , I have bring some book . we could read .",neutral "hey , it have not come to that yet .",positive hey hey hey ! do not mind if I do !,positive "I be sorry sir , these be for the pharmaceutical convention",neutral "hey Rach , do you feel like go to a convention ?",neutral we can not . we be not pharmacist !,negative "I know we be not , but Frank Medeio and ... Eva Trorro ... womba ...",neutral Kate Miller ?,neutral Kate Miller it be .,neutral and ... that be the most sex I be go to have this weekend .,positive in that case should I make sure it be on real good ?,neutral thank you .,neutral oh my God !,positive "we hear about your pant , I be so sorry .",negative this year be suppose to be great !,negative "but , it be only the second day and I be a loser with stupid leather pant that do not even fit !",negative "no . no , you be not a loser .",negative look at I !,negative "hey , hey , look . look Ross , Ben draw a picture of you ! Huh ? you're - you're a cowboy !",positive "oh , be - because of the leather pant .",negative "see ? Ben do not think you be a loser , he think you be a cowboy ! now that be something .",positive that really be something .. that be really cool .,positive Howdy partner !,positive maybe I should get another pair !,positive "Ooh , y'know , they - they have some with fringe all down the side .",positive I be go to go kiss Ben goodnight .,positive I can not believe he think I be a cowboy .,positive I would make a good cowboy .,positive "okay , now that everything be wrap up here , I think I be , I be go to go do my laundry .",neutral "oh yeah , I too . y'know if this shirt be dirty . Yep .",neutral "no you do not . you say you would , but you never do !",negative oh yeah !,positive great nap .,neutral it really be .,neutral "uh I ? Gay ? no ! no . no , but I have a number of close friend who be .",positive "so , let ’s talk about woman . I ’m sure our female reader will be interested to know about your romantic life .",neutral "oh - oh - oh - oh , how I do it be , I look a woman up and down and say , "" hey , how you doin’ ? """,neutral "oh , please !",negative "hey , how you doin’ ?",neutral hey Mikey,neutral hey p,neutral what be you do ?,neutral set rattrap,neutral to kill Bob ? ?,positive "no , no , to test his neck strength .",neutral "no , Mike , I do not want to kill he !",negative "I think we be just go to capture he and , and you know , set he free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl .",negative "ok , ok , I will throw away the trap .",neutral "I will find Bob , I will get he .",neutral Bob ?,negative Bob !,negative Robert !,negative "oh wait , I think I hear he .",neutral oh - oh my god !,positive Bob have baby !,positive Bob 's a mom !,positive well think of a new name for he .,neutral "I do not know , I kinda like Bob for a girl .",neutral "I do not know , I mean I be not sure ...",neutral "oh my god , we kill Bob !",negative "maybe it be not Bob , maybe it be a mouse .",neutral suzie,neutral "Hmmm , soup !",positive "Joey , Ross be go to be here any second , would you mind watch Ben for I while I use the lady ' room ?",neutral "oh yeah , no problem .",neutral thank .,neutral "hi Ben ! so you wanna be an actor huh ? I get to tell ya , it be no picnic . there be ton of rejection .",negative Joey !,positive what one ? you want he to invite you to the party and he do it !,positive "yeah , but he wait until the last minute !",negative "so if I say yes , he would know I have nothing well to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party .",negative "I say , "" no ! """,negative which put,neutral great . so the ball be in his court ?,negative ball ? there be no ball .,negative "oh , hey Rach ! I think we say seven ?",positive "yeah uh , y'know what uh , let us skip it .",neutral what ? ! why ? !,positive "Umm , you - you and your sister seem to have umm , a very special bond , and",neutral oh great ! that,negative "do - do you , do you have brother ?",neutral "no , I have two sister . but one of they have a very masculine energy .",neutral be you close with they ?,neutral "no - no , they be not very nice people .",neutral "okay , listen , I really like you .",neutral okay ?,neutral I think this can go somewhere .,neutral "so what if I be close to my family , be you go to let that stand in the way of we ?",neutral "well , uh , I - I do not know . see when - when you put it that way y'know it do sort of",neutral Danny ! hurry up ! the bath be get cold !,neutral what ?,positive "yeah , okay , I will see you later .",neutral it ’ over .,negative "oh , be it awful ?",negative "well , it be loong .",negative "I do not even realise how late it be , until I notice the 5 o’clock shadow on her head .",neutral "anyway , she do not want to stay .",negative I call a cab . she just leave .,neutral I write you a letter .,neutral ohh ! thank you ! I like mail .,positive it ’ just some thing I ’ve be think about .,neutral "some thing about we , and before we can even think about the two of we get back together , I just need to know how you feel about this stuff .",neutral "okay . wow , it’s - it ’ 5:30 in the morning . so , I ’d well get crack on this baby .",neutral "well , I ’ll be wait for you , just come up when you ’re do .",neutral "okay , I ’ll be up in , 18 page . front and back . very exciting .",positive the waiter carry the breadstick in his pant !,negative "well , you say that we except the",neutral "all right , that I ’ll retract .",neutral "but I stand by my review , I know food and that be n’t it .",negative you ’re marinara sauce taste like tomato juice !,negative you should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery .,negative "hey ! I ’m proud of that sauce , it ’ delicious .",negative oh my god ! you own an italian restaurant and you think that taste good ? ! where be you even from ?,positive Lebanon .,neutral "hand I those tomato , I ’m go to show you what it should taste like ! come on , hand I they .",negative how long be this go to take ? ' cause I get another critic to go yell at .,neutral "okay , then what happen ?",neutral ohh . uh - huh . uh - huh . you will get your turn !,negative "hey Pheebs , what be go on ?",neutral nothing ! this be not over !,negative no ! no ! no !,negative what ? !,positive "I be up all night write this really nasty letter to Emily ! it be perfect and now it be all cover in - in … actually , thank !",negative all right ! everybody ready to go to the movie ?,neutral "uh actually , I think I be go to skip it .",negative really ?,positive "yeah , I be go to stay and read my book . I just wanna be alone right now .",negative "oh . be you sure you do not want to come ? Tom Hanks , Meg Ryan , they get mail and stuff .",neutral "that be okay , Joe .",neutral "all right , let us go Pheebs .",neutral oh God !,positive that be amazing .,positive I know .,neutral "hey , do you realize we may have just change our life forever ?",positive we may have just start a family .,positive "nine month from now we can be here , have our own baby .",positive "and if not , we get to do it on a bucket .",neutral Ross ! you get to stop ! okay ? ! you can not just stare through the peep hole for three hour ! you ’re go to get peep eye !,negative I know it !,positive I know it !,negative I always know she like he !,negative "y'know , she ’d say no , but here we be !",negative right ?,neutral "we just break up , first thing she do !",negative you do not just break up .,neutral "hey , it ’s be like three week !",negative you sleep with somebody three hour after you think you break up . I mean bullet have leave gun slow !,negative "hey , so uh , y'know how there be something I want to talk to you about ?",neutral oh yeah !,positive "well , y'know how I be try to work thing out with Emily .",positive "well , there be this one thing … okay , here go .",neutral I make a promise that -- oh hey !,positive what ?,neutral you be nose be bleed !,positive oh God .,negative no !,negative oh not again !,negative this - this happen when my grandfather die .,negative it be ugh !,negative sorry .,negative "oh , okay , so I be sorry , what - what be you - what do you want to tell I ?",neutral umm,neutral sorry . sorry .,negative "okay , I uh , I can not see you anymore .",negative "yeah , I know . it be ridiculous ! I can not see you either .",neutral not yet ! not yet ! not yet ! not yet ! not yet ! not yet ! not yet ! not yet !,negative "hello , Chip .",neutral "hey , Rach ! how ya doin’ ?",positive I ’m great ! I ’m great . I ’ve get a great job at,positive "so ah , Monica ready yet ?",neutral "she ’ll be out in a second . so , Chip , how ’s umm , Amy Welch ?",neutral "Amy Welch ? wow ! I have not see she since ... so , Monica about ready ?",positive "that ’ right , I love you ! and - and I ’m go to play with you all the time .",positive how can you let he talk to your crotch like that ?,positive he ’s talk to the baby .,neutral ohh !,positive okay !,positive "okay , cause when - when he say , "" I can not wait to hear your first word , "" I think , "" there ’ a trick . """,positive "okay . well , I get to go you guy . I ’ll see you later .",neutral okay .,neutral "oh my , oh my God !",positive "aw , it ’ unbelievable !",positive wow !,positive she be kick so much !,positive "oh , she ’s like umm … oh … who ’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player ?",positive Mia Hamm ?,neutral Mia Hamm !,positive oh that ’s amazing .,positive oh - oh ! ! one hand on the sheet Joe !,positive whoa - hey - oh ! sorry !,positive "okay , what do you guy think ?",neutral dude !,positive I have never know love like this .,negative you really like it ?,positive dude ! how - how do you write this ?,positive I steal Monica ’s and change the name .,neutral you can n’t,neutral if he go first he can !,positive yeah !,negative "anyway , I - I still think we should try to patch thing up , y’know ?",neutral "like uh , maybe we could get he to get ticket to another Knicks game and invite he .",neutral oh wow that ’ a great idea ! and,positive here you go .,neutral "hey - hey - hey - ho - ho , I get this one .",positive here you go .,neutral "y’know I get to tell ya , sometimes I just — I do not get Chandler .",neutral "y’know , I and he do stuff all the time without you and you do not get all upset .",neutral all the time ?,negative all the time !,negative "cassie , how you - how you doin’ on that … hot dog .",neutral I ’m all do .,neutral thank God .,positive I guess the last time we really hang out be when our parent rent that beach house together .,neutral oh right .,neutral right .,neutral "Ooh , remember the time I uh , I pin you down and tickle you ' til you cry ?",positive we ’re probably too old to do that now .,negative "I ’ll always remember that summer , because it ’ when I get all of these freckle .",positive uh - huh ! uh - huh ! and - and - and I ’ll always remember that summer because that ’ when I realize that we be relate .,positive "it take you that long to figure it out , huh ?",positive "well I ’m , I ’m a little slow . just as our child would be .",neutral relax every muscle in your body .,neutral listen to the plinky - plunky music .,neutral "okay , now close you eye , and think of a happy place .",neutral "okay , tell I your happy place .",neutral "Richard 's living room , drink wine .",positive "all right . no , no , no , not a Richard thing , just put down the glass . and get out !",negative "I be sorry , but that be my happy place .",negative "well , okay , fine , use my happy place .",neutral "okay , I be just go to , I have to ask that you do not move anything .",neutral "all right , I will try not to .",neutral "okay , all right , so , your in a meadow , million of star in the sky ....",neutral do you think break up with he be a huge mistake ?,negative "all right , there be no question in the happy place . okay , just , the warm breeze , and the moonlight flow through the tree ....",positive "I will bet he be totally over I , I will bet he be fine .",negative "all right , bet and wagering of any kind , be , I be sure , not permit in the happy place .",neutral okay .,neutral "just - just , you know , the - the lovely waterfall , and the , the trickling fountain .",positive and the - the calming sound of the babble brook ....,neutral "okay , this be not work . I be still awake and now I have to pee .",negative "ok sweetie , I will see you later .",neutral see you later Rach .,neutral Bye - bye Julie .,neutral hey .,neutral hey .,neutral "hey , come on , cut it out .",positive hey ?,neutral what ?,neutral can I ask you something ?,neutral "hey Rach , wanna hear the new song I be thinkin ' of singe this afternoon ? I write it this morning in the shower .",positive ok .,neutral "uh , Rachel , sweetheart , could I see ya for a minute ?",neutral what be up ?,neutral F.Y.I ..,neutral I have decide to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoon .,neutral her name be Stephanie ... something .,neutral she be suppose to be very good .,neutral but what about Phoebe ?,positive "Rachel , it be not that your friend be bad , it be that she be so bad , she make I want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around .",negative "ok , ok , so you be not a fan , but I mean , come on , you can not do this to she .",negative uh ...,neutral "oh , no no no no . oh no no no no . I have to do this to she ?",negative "Ahh , no .",negative oh .,neutral be you jealous ?,positive "Noo , I y'know I do not see why she have to play with you , that be all .",negative I mean do not she have any y'know other stripper mom friend of her own ?,negative you be totally jealous .,positive I be not jealous .,negative "all right this be about , umm , people feel certain thing y'know about stripper .",neutral "and y'know , and um , I ...",neutral "honey , I love you too .",neutral "ugh . wait , wait , wait .",negative what ?,positive Huh .,positive "well , there be a kiss that he will not forget for a couple of hour , y'know .",positive "yeah . either that , or you just turn he on and send he off to a stripper .",neutral I can not believe you come back .,positive do not say anything .,positive "I do n’t wanna speak , I do n’t wanna think .",neutral "I just want you to take I and kiss I and make love to I right here , right now .",positive Rachel ! Rachel !,positive what ?,neutral you miss the exit !,positive "oh , sorry .",neutral "my God , what be you think about ?",positive "um , Barry .",neutral Awwwww,positive "I just — I think you guy be do it , I do not know you be in love !",positive dude !,positive and hat off to Phoebe . quite a competitor . and might I say your breast be still show .,positive God !,positive all right ! so that be it ! it be over ! everybody know !,positive "well actually , Ross do not .",neutral "yes , and we would appreciate it if no one tell he yet .",neutral Dear Mary - Angela .,neutral hi .,neutral How?s it go .,neutral this be the hard letter I?ve ever have to write .,negative what the hell?s a matter with you ?,negative how do you think Joey?s go to react when he find out that you blow off his sister with a letter ?,negative "well , that?s the part where you tell he that I move to France . when actually I?ll be in Cuba .",neutral "all right , look , look , you?ve get to do this yourself , okay in person .",neutral at least you know her name .,neutral "you just go to the house and you ask for Mary - Angela , okay , when which ever one she be come to the door , you take she for a walk , you let she down easy .",neutral what if Mary - Angela come to the door and I ask for Mary - Angela ?,negative where in Cuba ?,negative hey .,neutral "you uh , you may have be right about Jill .",negative oh ! I know it ! what happen ?,positive "Umm , she kiss I .",negative what ? ! you kiss !,positive all right .,neutral "okay , here you go . I have two queen , what do you have ?",neutral a two and a five .,neutral "Ho - ho , you win ! 50 dollar !",positive really ? !,positive "oh yeah ! okay , let ’s play again . what do you get ?",neutral a four and a nine .,neutral you ’re kid right ?,positive no . why ?,neutral well that ’ a full cup !,positive damn ! I be good at Cups !,positive what ? why ? where be you ?,positive I ’m still on the set !,neutral Joey ! the wedding be in less than an hour !,negative "I know ! I ’m sorry ! the guy ’ drunk , they will not let I go until we get this .",negative oh my god ! I ’m go to have to find another minister .,negative "no ! no , I ’m the minister ! alright , look - look , put ' em both on the phone , I ’ll marry they right now .",negative "Ugh ! Joey , I have to go .",negative hey ! do not you hang up on I ! I ’ll marry you and I right now ! I have the power !,negative oh hey Joey ! what be up ?,positive "I can not decide which route to take to Vegas . hey , you have travel a lot right ?",neutral "yeah , I have be around .",neutral "okay , so - so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route ?",neutral "Ooh , if you take the northern route there be a man in Illinois with a beard of bee .",neutral great ! problem solve !,positive "Estelle , you get to get I some work . I - I lose my health insurance .",negative "all right , first thing we get to do , damage control .",neutral why ?,positive "well , I think uhh , someone out there may have be bad mouth you all over town .",negative Bastard !,negative you mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know do laundry or go grocery shopping or — oh !,positive all that time Monica spend on the phone with sad Linda from camp !,positive "uh - huh , do it . do it . phone do it .",positive "oh , I can not believe it !",positive I mean I think it be great !,positive for he .,neutral she might be able to do well .,neutral hey guy !,neutral joey ! come here ! come here !,neutral Phoebe just find out about Monica and Chandler .,neutral you mean how they be friend and nothing more ?,neutral "no . Joey , she",neutral "okay , so now they know that you know and they do not know that Rachel know ?",positive "yes , but y'know what ?",neutral it do not matter who know what .,neutral "now , enough of we know that we can just tell they that we know !",neutral then all the lying and the secret would finally be over !,positive "it be a tradition , like the parade . if the parade decide it be gay , move out , and abandon its entire family .",neutral "y’know , you ’re friend ’s getting marry , it ’s get to change thing .",neutral you really think it would be that different ?,positive how could it not be ?,positive "I mean pretty soon they ’re go to be have kid , and then they ’re just go to be hang out with other couple who have kid .",negative and then maybe they ’re go to have to leave the city to be near a,negative "well , thing change .",neutral I do not want they to move to a,negative it ’ll be okay Joe .,neutral its still there !,positive Mrs. Braverman must be out .,neutral she could be out of town . maybe she ’ll be go for month .,negative "by then , the cheesecake may have go bad . we do not want she to come back to bad cheesecake .",negative no that could kill she .,negative "well , we do not want that .",neutral "no , so we ’re protect she .",neutral but we should take it .,neutral but we should move quick .,negative why ?,positive because I think I just hear she move around in there .,negative go ! go ! go ! go ! go ! go ! go ! go ! go ! go !,negative "hey , Kicky . what be you do ?",neutral just try to get comfortable . I can not sleep in my underwear .,neutral "well , you be go to .",neutral "I have be think . y'know , about how I be always see girl on top of girl ...",neutral "be they end to end , or tall like pancake ?",neutral "y'know what I mean , about how I be always go out with all these woman .",neutral "and I always figure , when the right one come along , I would be able to be a stand - up guy and go the distance , y'know ?",negative "now I be look at my dad , think ...",neutral "hey , you be not he .",neutral you be you .,neutral "when they be all over you to go into your father 's pipe - fit business , do you cave ?",neutral no .,neutral no .,neutral you decide to go into the out - of - work actor business .,neutral "now that be not easy , but you do it !",neutral "and I would like to believe that when the right woman come along , you will have the courage and the gut to say "" no thank , I be married . """,neutral you really think so ?,positive yeah . I really do .,neutral "thank , Chandler .",neutral get off !,negative hi .,neutral "your Fettuccini Alfredo look a little dry , do you use all your cheese ?",neutral "when you say use , do you mean eat as a pre - cooking snack ?",neutral and the cream ?,neutral Cheese make I thirsty .,neutral okay . let ’s move on .,neutral all right .,neutral oh ! something smell good over at Monica ’s station ! oh my God ! this be absolutely amazing ! you ’ve never make this before ?,positive oh no !,positive I do not know anything about cook .,neutral "I have to ask someone what it ’s call when the , when the water make those little bubble .",neutral "well , hat off to the chef .",positive "I - i - I’m sorry , your - your mouth be full , I do not hear what you say . Umm , hat off to who now ?",neutral the chef !,positive that ’ right .,positive "hey , Pheebs .",neutral hey .,neutral how be it go ?,neutral good . oh oh ! Roger 's have a dinner thing and he want I to invite you guy .,positive so what be go on ?,neutral "nothing , um , it be just , um ... it be Roger .",neutral "I dunno , there be just something about ...",neutral basically we just feel that he be ...,neutral we hate that guy .,negative yeah . hate he .,negative "we be sorry , Pheebs , we be sorry .",negative uh - huh .,neutral okay .,neutral "okay , do not you think , maybe , though , it be just that he be so perceptive that it freak you out ?",neutral "... no , we hate he .",negative we be sorry .,negative hey !,positive hey !,positive what be you do ?,neutral I ’m send back all this stuff that Chandler buy out of guilt .,neutral yes that be mine .,negative cause I figure you would hook up with some girl and she would leave it there .,neutral yes that would have make more sense .,negative "y'know , I - I do not even feel like I know you anymore man !",negative "all right , look , I be just go to ask you this one time .",neutral "and whatever you say , I will believe ya .",neutral "be you , or be you not on a gay cruise ?",negative "oh hey ! there be some kid play in the street , you wanna go down there and give they a project , ruin their day ?",negative "hey , if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blade in it and teach they a new game , go to need Stitches Ball .",neutral she say what ?,positive "she say , "" if I ’m not go to be happy getting marry somewhere that we find in a day , well then we should just postpone it . """,neutral postpone it ?,positive "emily , do you think Monica realise how much our parent spend on this wedding ?",negative "do you my sister ’s teeny - tiny little brain comprehend that people take time out of their life to fly thousand of mile to be here , huh ?",negative this be n’t right .,neutral "I realize that people be go to be disappoint . but , I ’m sure they ’ll come back when we can do it right .",negative I can not ask people to do that ? would you ask people to do that ?,negative do not you point your pant at I !,negative we have no choice !,negative "anywhere that ’s half - decent would ’ve be book month ago , Ross do n’t you understand ?",negative this be our wedding I ’m talk about .,negative the only thing I understand be postpone it be not an option . this be when we ’re getting marry .,neutral so what be you say ? it ’ now or never ?,negative no . I ’m say it ’ now .,neutral or ?,negative there ’ no ' or ' in mind . what be wrong with these pant ? ! !,negative it ’ not the pant .,negative it ’s you that be backwards .,negative "and if , and if you do not understand how important this be to I , well then , perhaps we should not get marry at all !",negative "no , wait ! emily ! no , wait , stop ! emily , please —",negative "hi , honey .",neutral see you later .,neutral "what ? I - I buy grocery , I be go to make you dinner !",positive well next time ask ! or at least wait for I to ask !,negative "hi , this be Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum . I ’m call for Monica Geller .",neutral oh no !,positive "I want to let she know that there be a cancellation and if she ’s still interested in have the Bing - Geller wedding at our facility , it be available",neutral "oh please , he do not hear it ! he do not hear it ! !",negative this be Chandler Bing ! this be Chandler Bing !,positive NOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !,negative ma ! what be you do here ?,positive I come to give you this and this .,neutral oww ! big ring !,positive "yeah , all the time . I want the baby to know my voice .",neutral "do you uh , do you talk about I ?",neutral "yeah , yeah , all the time .",neutral really ?,positive "but um , we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy .",neutral would you look at this dump ? he hate we . this be his final revenge !,negative have you ever see so much crap ?,negative "actually , I think this apartment sully the good name of crap",negative check this out . can I have this ?,neutral what ?,neutral "I be at work , ordinary day , you know , chop chop chop , sauti , sauti , sauti .",neutral "all of a sudden , Leon , the manager , call I into his office .",neutral "it turn out they fire the head lunch chef , and guess who get the job .",positive "if it be not you , this be a horrible story .",negative "fortunately , it be I .",positive "and , they make I head of purchasing , thank you very much .",positive "anyway , I just run into Ross and Chandler downstairs , and they think we should go out and celebrate .",positive "y'know , someplace nice .",neutral "yeah , someplace nice .",neutral yeah !,positive how much do you think I can get for my kidney ?,neutral "so , what do you think ?",neutral I think it be the most beautiful table I have ever see .,positive I know !,positive "so how do this work , you go to balance the plate on these little guy ' head ?",neutral "who care , we will eat at the sink ! come on , let us play !",positive head up Ross ! Score ! you suck !,positive thank you . just make yourself comfortable .,neutral Gotcha .,neutral this place be really my Grandmother ’s .,neutral "I get it from she when she move to Florida , otherwise I could never afford a place like this .",neutral "so if the landlord ever ask , I ’m 87 year old woman , who ’s afraid of her vcr .",neutral so be you thirsty ?,neutral "oh , you bet I be !",positive "okay , here ’ your penis !",positive "ohh , okay .",neutral "oh my God , what a great surprise ! this be such a beautiful house .",positive "thank you , it ’ my mom ’s . so this be the kitchen .",neutral "hey , ready for dinner ?",neutral "Ooh , absolutely !",positive great ! how about you want to go the italian place down on Bleaker Street right ?,positive "Ooh , I love that place ! so , no .",neutral how about Mama Lisettie 's ?,neutral enh . sure !,neutral I wonder how long that milk have be set out .,negative "oh , no - no , this place be totally healthy !",neutral that — this milk be mine .,neutral "I buy this today , 'cause I be thirsty for milk , y'know .",neutral "okay , let us go !",positive "hey , buddy ! be you familiar with Section 11 - b of the Health Code that require all refuse material out the",negative but then I would have to go all the way around the dry clean place .,neutral "oh , so you be say you would choose convenience over health ? !",negative "okay , stop !",negative "Larry , okay , can not you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy ?",neutral "y'know I mean it be really exciting at first but now it be like , okay , so where be we go to eat ever ?",negative "well , I suppose I could give he a warning .",neutral thank you .,positive go !,neutral go !,negative "now , if after dinner you still really need to bust someone , I know a hot dog vendor who pick his nose .",negative "no ! no ! Phoebe , come on ! I do not want to switch ! please come on ! I can throw wet paper towel here !",negative no but at Monica ’s you can eat cookie over the sink !,positive I know . I ’m sorry .,negative all right fine ! this look like so much fun .,neutral yeah .,neutral "God , what a mess .",neutral "tell we what happen , Brown Bird Ross .",neutral "well , I lose .",negative "some little girl loan her uniform to her nineteen year old sister , who go down to the u.s.s.",negative "Nimitz , and sell over 2,000 box .",negative hey ! how ’d the interview go ?,positive "oh , I blow it . I would not of even hire I .",negative "oh , come here sweetie , listen , you ’re go to go on like a thousand interview before you get a job .",negative that ’ not how that be suppose to come out .,negative this be the bad Christmas ever .,negative "y'know what Rach , maybe you should just , y'know stay here at the coffee house .",neutral I can n’t !,negative it ’ too late !,negative Terry already hire that girl over there .,negative "look at she , she ’s even get waitress experience .",negative last night she be teach everybody how to make napkin .... swan .,negative that word be swan .,neutral what do we get there ?,positive "a piece of something : boxer short , greet card , and what look like a half - char picture — wow , that guy be hairy than the Chief !",positive "you know , it be a really funny story how this happen .",positive it be all right .,neutral it be all right .,neutral you do not have to explain .,neutral this be not the first boyfriend bonfire that we have see get out of control .,neutral you be our third call tonight .,neutral really ?,positive "oh , sure , Valentine 's be our busy night of the year .",neutral "I be so sorry , you guy . I do not mean to bring you down .",negative "no , you be right . I do not have a plan .",neutral thank God . food .,positive Phoebe ?,neutral what ?,neutral do you have a plan ?,neutral I do not even have a ' pl ' .,positive "no , no , that be not what we order ... we order a fat - free crust with extra cheese .",negative wait ! do you say ' G.Stephanopoulos ? ',positive "wait , be this a - a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good look ?",positive be he wear a stunning blue suit ?,positive and - and a power tie ?,positive oh God .,positive be you nuts ? ! we have get George Stephanopoulos ' pizza !,positive "uh , Pheebs ? who be George Snuffalopagus ?",neutral Big Bird 's friend .,neutral I see pizza !,positive "oh , I wanna see ! Lemme see ! Lemme see !",positive hello ? who be we spy on ?,negative "hey , y'know what a really good rainy day game be ?",neutral what ? !,neutral "I mean naked game . Strip poker , we should totally play strip poker .",positive "no , no !",negative what be you crazy ? !,negative "come on ! when you go away , you - you have to play , it ’s like a law !",negative Allll do !,neutral "Aww , thank you .",positive "okay , who ’s next ? !",neutral no - o - o ! no way !,negative "come on , please ? ! I ’m boredddd ! you let I do it once before .",neutral "yeah well , if ah , if that ’s the rule this weekend ... no !",positive it ’ beautiful ! it ’s like the first bathroom floor there ever be . whoa ! be you go in there for ?,positive "what , like a number ?",neutral hey !,positive hi ! Bye !,neutral "okay , I ’m do with my choice , these be final .",neutral "well , it ’ about time .",negative "Ooh , very official .",neutral "oh , yeah , well y'know Chandler print it up on his computer .",neutral and who laminate it ?,neutral that would be I .,neutral "all right let I see . Uma Thurman , Winona Ryder , Elizabeth Hurely , Michelle Pfieffer , and Dorothy Hammel ?",neutral "hey , it ’ my list .",negative "okay honey , you do realize she only spin like that on ice .",neutral "okay , Phoebe , this Dr. Oberman . he have no strong feeling about Fonzie or any of the",neutral hi ! and you be go into what grade ?,positive "Umm , I be actually a first year resident , but I get that a lot , you see , I - I graduate early",positive "uh - huh , I too . Ross , maybe I should 've specify that I would be need a grow up doctor .",positive "oh no , I be fully qualified to",positive Shh !,negative "Doogie , shh !",negative do not anybody understand that I be go to be have baby soon ?,positive Huh ?,positive go !,negative "go little boy , go !",negative oh cool ! you make he cry !,positive "hey , there ’s uh , some people outside , askin ' about candy .",neutral "well , they ’re just go to have to wait be n’t they ? I ’ve only get two hand ! !",negative need some help ?,neutral no ! you do not know the system ! there ’ll be nobody mess with the system !,negative your license please .,neutral you don’t - you do not want to hear about my dream Officer … Pretty ?,neutral it ’ Petty . I ’ll be right back with your ticket .,neutral you have a son !,positive I know . I know .,neutral "uh , like , could these margarita",neutral "hello , Mr. Bing .",neutral love your Stevie Wonder last night .,positive "thank . listen , about the weekly number , I be go to need they on my desk",neutral sure .,neutral no problem .,neutral "you have to give them something , you know .",positive "okay , now that be Gerston , Santos , and who be the guy with the moustache ?",neutral Petrie .,neutral "Petrie , right , right . okay , some people go to be work",neutral .... right ?,negative right ?,negative "I mean it ’ pretty unbelievable y'know , I mean they just take off , take off without even look back .",negative "y'know I do n’t , I do not need they , huh , I ’ve get you guy now as friend , you and Susan .",negative "ah , Susan will be so pleased .",positive "717 ? where ’s 717 ? hey , you ’ve have more of these for Susan right ?",positive "no . but it ’ okay , I ’ll just put out pickle or something .",neutral "Ross , thank God .",positive "pheebs ? what , why be you whisper ?",positive I eat a bug .,negative "hey Rach , the tampon here be only a penny . let ’s stock up .",positive "listen Ross , we run out of gas , and we do not know where we be , so we can not get a tow truck .",negative "oh , now you want a favour ?",positive "yes , please .",neutral "well , oh , I ’m sorry your car break down Pheebs , but I ’m a little too busy with some of my real friend right now , but please call to let I know you get home safely okay ?",negative "Phoebe , hang on a second . here , take my car , go pick up your friend .",neutral "no , I ’m not go to pick they up .",negative "listen , we both know you ’re go to do it ' cause you ’re not a jerk .",neutral "so you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick they up , or save we both time and sulk in the car .",negative "no , Rachel do not want I to ....",negative "look , I - I - I be sorry that Rachel dump you ' cause she fall in love with that Mark guy , and you be the innocent victim in all of this , but do not punish your friend for what Rachel do to you .",neutral "yeah , you ’re right .",neutral "God , I feel so guilty about Ross .",negative "oh , I know .",negative I kinda feel like it be my fault .,negative kind of ? if you just keep this to yourself none of this would 've happen .,negative "well , I be keep so many thing to myself these day , something be bind to slip out !",negative "well , I think it be very brave what you say .",negative "all right , I can not sit here anymore . I have to walk place .",neutral "Pheebs , what be you do with the coat ? how about the whole animal right thing ?",negative "well , I have be read up and for your information , mink be not very nice .",negative "okay , I admit it !",negative I love this coat !,positive "okay , I — it be the good thing I have ever have wrap around I , include Phil Huntley !",positive remember Phil Huntley ?,neutral he be fine !,positive so your dad drop by . he ’ a pleasant man !,positive oh no,negative I ’d well go . ( she go and sit down in the,neutral "Ross I ’m so sorry . okay . I - I will promise I will straighten this out with he tomorrow in person , or via e - mail .",negative I do n’t care about your dad ! I care about Mona ! she be there and now she ’s totally freak out !,negative "oh okay , I ’ll fix that to . what ’s her e - mail address ?",neutral Rachel !,negative "all right , I promise . I ’ll fix this . I swear . I’ll - I’ll - I’ll - I’ll talk to she .",negative okay !,negative okay .,neutral thank you !,negative that ’s it ? !,negative you call that a fight ?,positive come on !,negative """ we be on a break ! """,negative """ no we be n’t ! """,negative what happen to you two ?,positive "hi , could we get two burritos to go , please ?",neutral I be sorry .,neutral "but not that sorry , 'cause you do not have to live with it .",neutral "um , we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing .",neutral "oh - kay , we will have a table for you in about 45 minute .",neutral forty - five minute ? we have ticket to the,positive "I be sorry . Christmas be a very busy time , sir .",neutral be this because of the burrito thing ?,negative you need to give he money .,neutral give he money ? it be a joke !,positive "no , to get a table ! place like this be always shakin ' you down . everybody want to be pay off .",negative "right , calm down , O'Mally . I will slip he some money .",neutral you have get to be smooth about it .,neutral "hey , I can be smooth .",neutral "listen , we be a little bit in a hurry , so , if you can get we a table a little quick , I would appreciate it .",neutral "of course , sir .",neutral okay .,neutral I ’d well get back to my desk .,neutral "okay , you hard worker ! I ’ll remember to put that in your evaluation .",positive my what ?,positive "well , you ’ve be here for two month now and your boss be require to hand in a performance evaluation .",neutral "but y’know , there be one thing that I have yet to evaluate .",neutral be you serious ?,positive "no , I ’ve just always want to do that . can you help I clean this up ?",neutral I can blow dry it .,neutral I can put gel on it .,neutral "it do not matter , I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head .",neutral it ’ so annoying .,negative do it bug you ?,negative you bug I .,negative be there any chance you do not see that ?,neutral "hey Joey , what ' cha do ?",neutral sweepin ' . why ? turn you on ?,neutral no .,neutral huh . what if I be sweep a chimney ?,positive "Joey , do",neutral where be you go ? the vicar will not be home for hour .,positive "Joey , where do you learn that word ?",positive "where do you think , Zelda ?",neutral you find my book ? !,negative yeah I do !,positive "Joey , what - what be you do go into my bedroom ? !",negative "okay , look I ’m sorry , I go in there to take a nap and I know I should not have , but you get porn !",positive "hey - hey , y’know what ?",negative there ’ nothing wrong with a woman enjoy a little … erotica .,neutral "it ’ just a healthy expression of female sexuality , which by the way , you will never understand .",negative you get porn !,positive "well , I feel like a snack !",positive do you want some shortbread ? eh that ’ scottish like you be .,neutral oh no thanks . I do n’t like,neutral what ? !,positive "well it ’ just my entire family be run out of Scotland by … Vikings . anyway , lot of bad memory .",negative "oh well , it sound to I like your family be ready to uh , rediscover its scottish root .",neutral you can not play bagpipe at the wedding ! !,negative how do you know about that ? !,positive hi !,positive hi !,positive come in .,neutral "thank for comin ' back , umm , okay there have be a lot of people interested in the room , but I have narrow it down and",neutral great !,positive "okay now , before I make my final decision I uh , I just want to make sure our personality match .",neutral "okay , so I make up a little test .",neutral "now , I ’m go to say a word and then you say the first thing that come to mind .",neutral I can do that .,neutral okay ! here we go . Pillow .,neutral fight .,neutral very good ! okay . G.,positive String ?,neutral "excellent ! okay umm , doggy .",positive Kitten ?,neutral "Ooh , sorry ! no - no - no , so close though , but — bye - bye !",negative "Dad , please do not pick your tooth out here !",negative "alright , and if you ’re go to put your foot up , why do n’t you sit on the-",negative "Monica , leave he alone",negative will you hurry up ?,negative do you not hear I before when I tell you that all of Janine ’s friend be dancer ? !,positive and that they ’re go to be drink alot !,negative "no , I do , but tell I again , because it ’ so romantic .",neutral well you ’re whippin ' so slow ! can not you do it any fast ?,negative Joey !,negative come on !,negative "I do n’t wanna make any mistake , alright ?",negative "this be the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody be go to be like "" oh , remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screw up the trifle ? """,negative "so why do n’t you just let I worry about make the trifle and you just worry about eat it , alright ?",neutral oh I be !,positive "Ross , if you do not tell they , then I will !",negative "okay , fine !",negative Ross ! can I talk to you for a second ?,neutral "oh , uh , can it wait a second Joey ? I have to tell my parent something . no it can n’t ? okay .",neutral you be so cute ! how do you get to be so cute ?,positive "well , my Grandfather be swedish and my Grandmother be actually a tiny little bunny .",positive "okay , now you be even cut ! !",positive y'know that be a popular opinion today I must say .,neutral what ?,positive "the weird thing happen at the coffee house , I think , I think Phoebe be hit on I .",positive what be you talk about ?,positive I be tell you I think Phoebe think I be foxy .,positive that be not possible !,positive ow !,positive "I be sorry it be just , Phoebe just always think you be , you be charming in a , in a sexless kind of way .",positive "oh , y'know i - I can not hear that enough .",negative "I be sorry , I think that you just misunderstood she .",negative "no , I do not misunderstand , okay ? she be all over I ! she touch my bicep for cry out loud !",negative this bicep ?,positive well it be not flex right now !,negative it be Phoebe .,neutral "Umm , well I sorta have some bad news , can I come in ?",negative "umm , well , umm Grandma die .",negative "no , she just die today ! okay , umm , we be have a memorial service tomorrow .",negative no you do not !,positive "well , lot of people ! look , be you come to memorial service or not ?",negative "fine . okay , enjoy your concert .",negative "anyway , his name be Allan and we ’ve be go out for three year .",neutral he be my first client when I become a party planner .,neutral he be plan a party for his girlfriend at the time .,neutral oh well .,neutral and he be Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse .,neutral "oh . oh , that ’ great !",positive really ? like how ?,positive "well y’know , we would umm , repeat everything the other say , or uh , we ’d jump out of closet to scare each other , or switch the sugar for the salt so they ’d put salt on their cereal .",neutral that ’ a good one .,positive yeah ? you like that one ?,positive "yeah , you ’re funny .",positive I ’m funny ?,positive oh thank God !,positive "well hey , I ’ve get a ton of these !",positive "Umm , oh here — do you want a good one ?",neutral "Umm , you uh , you take a quarter , take a quarter and , and you blacken the edge .",neutral right ?,neutral "and then you say to person , I bet you can not roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leave your face .",neutral "and then when they do it , they ’re leave with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face .",neutral can I do it to you ?,neutral "yeah , I - I - I - I’m funny Ben , but I ’m not stupid . okay ?",positive chloe ? hi ..,neutral be this about I take your watch ?,negative you take my watch ?,positive "I ’m sorry , I do that .",negative "just you keep it , listen do you , do you tell anyone about we ?",negative "oh no . I feel it be not really anybody ’s business , y'know .",neutral "oh , one other thing . Hoshi think that you be ringside may have affect my concentration .",neutral yeah . that - that be the problem .,neutral "excuse I , Doug ? hey there sport fan ! !",positive bing ! you get those number for I ?,positive so you still in touch with anyone from high school ?,neutral "Umm . well , there ’s Rachel , and umm , I think that ’s it . how bout you ?",neutral "oh yeah , I still hang with Simmons and Zana , y'know .",neutral I see Spindler a lot .,neutral "devane , Kelly , and I run into Goldie from time to time .",neutral "Stick , Brown , Sulkov , McGuire , J.T. , Beardsley .",neutral be that all ?,neutral "Ehh , y'know after high school , you just kinda lose touch . oh yeah ! I run into Richard Dorfman .",positive "Ohh , how be he ?",positive "not so good , Simmons and I give he a wedgie .",neutral be n’t he an architect now ?,neutral "yeah , they still wear underwear .",neutral so the Porsche guy take his car back .,neutral but you find the key to his clothe ?,neutral "no . no , I just uh , I just love the way it feel when everybody think I own a Porsche .",positive and people will think you own a Porsche because you ’re wear the clothe ?,positive "hey , Mon , I be just do the dish !",neutral hey !,positive oh ! it ’s you . hi .,positive what about I ? ! you - you just say I could !,negative "I ’m not even getting marry ! okay , this be a question for science fiction writer !",neutral I can not believe you ’re not pick I .,negative "hey , how can it",neutral I ’m not even … I ’m not even,neutral "fine , y’know what , that ’s it . from now on , Joey , I want you to be my good man .",negative yes ! shame about you man .,positive hey - hey ! Stanley ! hey - hey ! you be lead man be here ! let us get to work .,positive "umm , slight change of plan . we have shut down .",negative wh - what ? ! why ? !,positive "it be a money thing , we do not have any .",negative you be kid right ?,positive no .,neutral what ? !,positive "it - it be probably just temporary . we be hope to get some more money soon , so if could just uh , hang out .",neutral "uh , hang out ? ! how long ?",negative I do not know .,neutral a week ?,negative maybe two ?,neutral the money will turn up !,neutral People will always wanna invest in movie !,neutral "hey , you be not rich be ya ?",neutral no !,negative "eh , worth a shot . look Joey , let I know where you be stay , okay ?",neutral "hey pal , be you Joey Tribbiani ?",neutral yeah .,neutral these get leave for ya .,neutral thank . congratulation on your big break .,negative "Rachel , do you have any muffin leave ?",neutral "yeah , I forget which one .",neutral "oh , you be busy , that be ok , I will get it . anybody else want one ?",neutral hey .,neutral hey !,positive so how be Joan ?,neutral I break up with she .,neutral "do not tell I , because of the big nostril thing ?",positive "they be huge . when she sneeze , bat fly out of they .",negative "come on , they be not that huge .",neutral "I be tellin ' you , she lean back ; I could see her brain .",negative how many perfectly fine woman be you go to reject over the most superficial insignificant thing ?,positive "hold it , hold it .",neutral I get to side with Chandler on this one .,neutral "when I first move to the city , I go out a couple of time with this girl , really hot , great kisser , but she have the big Adam 's apple .",negative it make I nut .,negative you or I ?,neutral "I get it . uh , Joey , woman do not have Adam 's apple .",neutral "you guy be mess with I , right ?",positive yeah .,neutral "that be a good one . for a second there , I be like , "" whoa . """,positive why do all you ’re coffee mug have number on the bottom ?,positive "oh . that ’s so Monica can keep track . that way if one on they be miss , she can be like , ' where ’ number 27 ? ! '",negative y'know what ?,neutral "come on , Lydia , you can do it .",neutral push !,positive "push them out , push them out , hard , hard .",positive "push them out , push them out , way out !",positive "let us get that ball and really move , hey , hey , ho , ho .",positive "let us — I be just — yeah , right .",positive push !,positive push !,positive okay .,neutral "Ross , do not you say that there be an elevator in here ?",neutral "uhh , yes I do but there be not . okay , here we go .",negative "okay , go left . left ! left !",positive "okay , y'know what ? there be no more left , leave !",negative "oh okay , lift it straight up over your head !",negative straight up over your head !,negative you can do it !,positive you can do it !,positive okay .,neutral you get it ?,neutral "oh , okay , I get it .",neutral "no wait , look . look ! I be sorry , it be just I have never even",negative Howard be the,neutral "yes but too I he be just , man .",neutral "okay , fine , whatever . welcome to the building .",negative "Ugh , can you believe that guy !",negative yeah . I really like his glass .,neutral ohh !,positive what ?,neutral it kick ! I think the baby kick !,positive oh my God !,positive "oh no wait , oh no , the elastic on my underwear bust .",neutral oh my God ! I overslept ! I be suppose to be on the set a half an hour ago ! I get to get out of here !,negative "oh wait , Joey , you can not go like that ! you stink !",negative "look , I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I do not have time !",negative "they ’re just ten block away , if I run , I can make it .",neutral you ’re come on to the entire room ! I ’m Chandler .,negative hi .,neutral hi .,neutral you mind if I,neutral "no , please .",neutral "so uh , what be you in for ?",neutral I talk in my sleep .,neutral "what a coincidence , I listen in my sleep .",neutral so why do not you give I your number ?,neutral previously on friend .,neutral I do not know exactly . It’s - it ’s sorta like wrestling .,neutral oh ? !,positive "yeah , but without the costume .",neutral oh .,neutral "and it ’ not fake , it ’ totally brutal .",neutral "yeah , it ’ two guy in a ring , and the rule be : "" they ’re",neutral "so you can like , bite , and pull people ’s hair and stuff ?",positive "yeah , anything go , except ah , eye gouging and fish hooking .",neutral what ’ fish hooking ?,positive "Huh , what ’ fish hooking ... thank man , that would have be really hard to describe . what be that taste ?",neutral "what ? my hand be totally clean , I just give the duck a bath .",neutral "oh , Bob , he be nothing compare to you . I have to bite my lip to keep from scream your name .",negative "well , that make I feel so good .",positive it be just so awkward and bumpy .,neutral Bumpy ?,positive "well , maybe he have some kind of uh , new , cool style , that you be not familiar with .",neutral and uh maybe you have to get use to it .,neutral "well there really be not much time to get use to it , you know what I mean ?",positive come through ! oh ! come through ! oh ! hello ! hi ! no ! right ! come through !,negative "oh well , it ’ not so bad .",neutral "yeah , most of the damage be pretty mostly contain in the bedroom .",negative oh !,positive my God !,positive "hey buddy , do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday ?",neutral excuse I ?,positive Joey ! he ’s work ! you would look,negative "oh , how bad be it ?",negative "oh , it ’ bad . it ’ really bad . the only thing in there that be not burn be an ass . which I do",negative how ’s your room Rach ?,neutral everything ’s ruin . my bed . my clothe . look at my favorite blue sweater .,negative be n’t that mine ?,neutral fine ! I ’m sorry for your loss !,negative "so uh , you ’re not go to be able to live here for a while , you lady have a place to stay ?",neutral "wow ! oh - okay , look pal , I be",positive "yes , they can stay with we .",neutral have you figure out what start the fire Mr. Fireman ?,neutral there ’ just so much pressure .,negative "I mean no offense , but what you guy do be very different .",neutral I do not know if you ’d understand .,neutral "yeah , none of we have to deal with pressure at our job .",neutral "well phoebe , we get to do something !",negative I mean there ’ no way Joey ’s go to make it in time .,negative so I ’m go to go through the hotel and see if there ’s any other wedding go on .,neutral okay . oh but do not tell they Monica ’s pregnant because they frown on that .,neutral okay .,neutral "what ’s all this about you guy fight ? ! be this really over a room ? ! I mean , that be so silly !",negative "Ross , we can handle this .",neutral "well , apparently not , and I can not just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that be so silly .",negative "I mean , enough of the silliness !",negative "well , why do not you tell she to stop be silly !",negative okay - okay !,negative "two very good point , look I ’ve know you both a long time , and I ’ve never see either of you one / millionth as happy as you ’ve be since you ’ve get together .",negative do you really want to throw that all away over a room ?,negative that be so silly .,positive "now wh - what be more important , love or silliness ?",neutral "well , we be fond of the silliness , but we also have a soft spot for the love .",neutral love be the good medicine .,positive that ’s laughter .,positive why do you do it ?,neutral I do n’t know .,neutral "okay ! all right ! now , Chandler you - you wanna live with Monica , right ?",neutral "yeah , I do .",neutral "and Mon , you wanna live with Chandler , do n’t ya ?",neutral yes .,neutral good ! a verbal contract be bind in the state of New York !,positive oh .,neutral "but I do not . I , Phoebe .",neutral "well , I be not I be not at all surprised they feel that way .",neutral "you be not ? see , that be why you be so great !",positive "actually it be , it be quite , y'know , typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic .",neutral "y'know , this kind of co - dependant , emotionally stunt , sit in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cup which , I be sorry , might as well have nipple on they , and you be like all ' oh , define I !",negative define I !,negative "love I , I need love !",negative have you really do this before ?,positive yeah !,positive yeah !,positive yeah !,positive "you just take a big , big swing .",neutral "now , do not hold back .",neutral hey !,positive hey - hey - hey !,positive what be you do ?,neutral we ’re just celebrate that Joey get his health insurance back .,positive "oh , all right .",neutral "yeah ! sure ! Yep ! oh , y'know what ? if I hear a shot right now , I would throw my body on you .",positive oh yeah ? well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood .,positive okay !,positive Bye !,neutral Bye !,neutral cut it out Ross ! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day !,negative "hey , Joey , could you pass the cheese ?",neutral "listen uh , I ’d prefer it if you do not call I Joey .",neutral "since I do not know anyone here , I think it ’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname .",neutral "hey , dragon ! here ’ your tip from Monday and Tuesday .",neutral there ’s like - there ’s like 300 buck in this one !,positive "yeah , people get pretty generous around the holiday . and it never hurt to wear tight trouser .",neutral could the waiter gather around to hear tonight ’s special ?,neutral "okay , first there be a Chilean Sea Bass prepare with a Mango relish on a bag — why be nobody write these down ?",neutral because we can remember they .,neutral because your all go to make up fake special and make I cook they like you do the other night ?,negative hey . when you guy be kid and you play,neutral I be always Joanne .,neutral "question . be ah , ' egg the Gellers ! ' the war cry of your neighbourhood ?",neutral Ewww ! oh ! it ’ the Mattress King !,negative do not look honey . change the channel ! change the channel !,negative "wait ! wait ! I wanna see this . after I divorce he , half of that kingdom be go to be mine .",positive what a wank !,negative "oh , I can not believe he ’s use our divorce to sell mattress .",negative I know !,negative "and four ninety - nine for a pillow top queen set , who care about the divorce , those baby will sell themselves .",negative and I ’m appal for you by the way .,negative "you have to do it , do n’t you ? you could not just leave it alone .",negative four percent . okay . I tip more than that when there ’ a bug in my food .,negative "Ross , tonight be about the two of you get along . oh , would you just see my chiropractor , already .",negative "yeah , I ’m go to go to a doctor who go to school in a mini - mall .",negative "hey Pheebs , what be you do ?",neutral "I ’m , I ’m freak out !",negative Monica kinda trust I with something and she should not have !,negative "all right , I have n’t live here in a while , so I have to ask you something .",neutral do Monica still turn on the light in her bedroom ?,neutral um . yeah .,neutral I be,neutral "all right , look , here ’s the bottom line Ross , this be fixable , if we act fast , okay .",neutral "so , I ’ll invite he to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice .",neutral "look , honey , I have try to make nice , it do n’t work .",negative "okay , look , Ross , I realise that my Father be difficult , but that ’ why you have get to be the big man here .",neutral "look sweetie , I could be the big man , I could be the big man , I could be a big , huge , giant man , and it still would not make any difference , except that I could pick your Father up and say ' like I !",negative like I tiny doctor ! ',negative "okay , well can not you just try it one more time Ross ? for I ? for I ?",negative "Rachel one brunch be not go to solve anything . you get to face it , okay we ’re never go to get along .",negative "okay , well you be just go to have too , okay .",negative "because I already get a Mother and a Father who can not stay in the same room together , okay , I do n’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too !",negative "okay , okay , okay . I ’ll get the bagel .",neutral "okay now Joey , y'know that since you be return all of this stuff right after the audition you be go to have to wear underwear ?",neutral "all right , then you would well show I some of that too then .",neutral "okay , it be miss something . Ooh , I know ! Umm , okay .",neutral really ? a purse ?,positive it be not a purse ! it be a shoulder bag .,negative it look like a woman 's purse .,neutral "no Joey , look . trust I , all the man be wear they in the spring catalog . look . see look ,",neutral "see look ,",neutral exactly ! unisex !,neutral maybe you need sex .,neutral no ! no Joey ! U - N - i - sex .,positive "well , I be not go to say no to that .",neutral "so , um , have you tell your parent ?",neutral "no , but it will be ok , they be pretty cool , my brother 's straight so . . .",neutral here you go .,neutral "you know what , I just have one more question , um , if you have figure this out soon and um , I have be around , do you think that I would have be the one who .",neutral "no , um , I be sorry , do not tell I , I do not think either answer would make I feel well .",negative I love you Phoebe .,positive so your brother 's straigh huh ? seriously .,positive hey !,positive hi .,neutral "I just come over to drop off … nothing . so that weekend kinda suck , huh ?",neutral "yeah , it do .",positive "so , I guess this be over .",negative what ?,neutral "well , y'know , you and I , it have to end sometime .",negative "why , exactly ?",positive "because of the weekend , we have a fight .",negative Chandler that be crazy !,positive if you give up every time you would have a fight with someone you would never be with anyone long than — Ohhh !,negative "so , this be not over ?",neutral you be so cute !,positive no .,positive "no , it be a fight .",neutral you deal with it and move on !,positive it be nothing to freak out about .,neutral really ? okay . great !,positive "ohh , welcome to an adult relationship !",positive we be in a relationship ?,positive I be afraid so .,neutral okay .,neutral hi !,positive so you like the short hair well .,neutral what ? Yeti — I mean Danny ?,neutral can I tell you a little secret ?,neutral yeah !,positive I want to keep one .,neutral "ohh , I be go to be on the news !",positive what ? honey .,neutral "oh , I be , my side still hurt from when you crash into I yesterday .",neutral "oh God , I ’m so sorry .",negative I know .,neutral ow ! !,negative oh God !,positive "hey , you guy ! guess what ?",positive got a job on a river boat ?,neutral "y'know what I do not wear this suit for a year because you hate it . well , guess what ? you ’re not my girlfriend anymore so ...",negative "oh I see , so this suit be make a point .",neutral "now that you ’re on you ’re own , you ’re free to look as stupid as you like .",negative you like it right ?,neutral oh absolutely . I like it even more on you than I do on Colonel Sanders . Ross ! Ross ! I ’m kid !,neutral "yeah , come here !",neutral what - what be it you be go to tell we ?,neutral yeah . oh ! be how you invent the cotton gin ? !,neutral "okay , good bye !",negative hey I get one ! I get one !,positive hi !,positive hi .,neutral "oh uh , up or down ?",neutral oh down please . I - I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it ?,positive could you press up too please ?,neutral sure ! I feel so bad for you . I break my leg once too .,negative oh yeah ? how ’d yours happen ?,neutral "well , it ’ a long story .",neutral it ’ kind of embarrassing .,neutral let ’s just say there be a typographical error with a sex manual .,positive how about you ?,neutral car accident .,negative "oh , let I guess some idiot on a cell phone be not pay attention ?",neutral "yeah . I . oh hey , that ’ I . hey uh , I take it you ’re just visit someone .",neutral "uh - huh , yeah .",neutral "well umm , if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else",neutral oh yeah ! I - I would like that .,positive wait ! what ? ! no ! ! elevator ! ! no !,negative "uh , you get to press the button .",neutral "oh we do , and you still have all your lamp .",neutral "oh , I do not factor in the room tax .",positive "oh dude , do not worry about it , I find an unattended maid 's car . we be way ahead of the game .",neutral oh my god .,positive what ?,positive there be something new in the bowl .,positive "look , we have enough , just walk away .",negative "no , but I want ... I want the pinecone !",positive there be a forest right outside .,neutral it be not the same .,neutral "ok , go quick !",negative thank you for a delightful stay .,positive "oh , my maple candy !",positive "oh my God , what happen ?",positive "oh . God , crazy Chandler . he spin I ... off ... the ... bed !",positive wow ! spin that sound like fun .,positive "oh , I wish . no , you know he be just try Ross 's Hug and Roll thing .",positive Ross be what ?,positive "you know what , where he hug you and kinda roll you away and ... oh ... my .... God .",negative "whoop . oh , hey , do you need help with that ?",neutral "yes ! ! yes ! yes ! yes ! ! that ’ my Dad , that ’s Frank ! yeah ! I ’m sorry I ’m get all flingy .",positive "take it easy -- if you want , there ’ cookie on the counter , or , or -- sangria ! I can make sangria !",positive "no - no , sorry . cookie be good , thank .",neutral oh .,neutral "well , so , umm , anyway umm , I ’ve be , I ’ve be look for my Father , and umm , have you hear from he , or see he ?",neutral "oh no , I - I’m sorry , I guess we lose track of everybody after high school .",negative "oh , okay . well , so tell I everything about my parent . everything .",neutral "ohh , well . y'know we be always together , in fact the have a nickname for the three of we .",neutral "oh , what ? what be it ?",positive the three loser .,negative "oh , poor Lily .",negative "Ohh , y'know I - I hear about what happen , that must have be just terrible for you , lose your mother that way .",negative "yeah , no , it be great .",positive "well , alright , we already try feed she , change she , burp she , oh try this one !",negative go back in time and listen to Phoebe !,negative "alright here ’s something , it say to try hold the baby close to your body and then swing she rapidly from side to side .",neutral ok .,neutral it work !,positive oh oh no just stop to throw up a little bit .,negative "oh come on , what be I go to do , its be hour and it will not stop cry .",negative "Umm , she Rach , not it , she .",neutral "yeah , I ’m not so sure .",neutral "oh my god , I be lose my mind .",negative "yeah , no kidding , this just prove no good can come from have sex with Ross !",negative "well , you ’re not .",neutral "oh , it ’ so easy for you I mean , you ’re not married , you get to have sex with who ever you want !",negative "yeah I can ! and do not think I do n’t , because I do ! I mean all the time , you betcha !",positive "Monica . you ’ve , you ’ve do it right ?",positive "of course I have ! what do you think , I ’m some 30 year old virgin ?",negative oh my god ! you ’re a 30 year old virgin !,positive "say it louder , I do not think the guy all the way in the back hear you !",negative "it ’ not like , I have n’t any opportunity .",negative "I mean , y’know , I ’m just wait for the perfect guy .",neutral "I ’m see this guy Roger , all right ?",neutral "he ’ not perfect , but umm , I think maybe I should just get it over with .",neutral "y’know , give he my flower .",neutral "oh my God ! ! do it ! ! honey , you ’ve wait",positive y’know what ? you be right ? !,positive I mean sex do not have to be a big deal !,negative there should not be all this rule and restriction !,negative "y’know , people should be able to sleep with who ever they want , whenever",neutral Rachel ! I ’m never go to think it ’ okay for you to cheat on your husband !,negative oh what do you know ? Virgin !,negative "push , push !",neutral we be here !,positive where have you be ?,neutral "long story , honey .",neutral "all right , Carol , I need you to keep push . I need — excuse I , could I have this ?",neutral come on up .,neutral behind my brother 's back ? ... be exactly the kind of crazy thing you will not be hear from I .,negative "so , I hear , you hate I !",negative "I , ah , I never say hate , I be very careful about that .",neutral a little birdie tell I something about you want to rip your arm off and throw it at I .,negative and you get a ' hate ' from that ? ! your take a big leap there ...,negative "all right , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , we have get to do something about our little situation here Joey .",negative "so , this be my idea : you and I spend some quality time together .",neutral but what do that go to do ...,negative for Chandler !,negative "guess what , I get an audition !",positive "Awww , one of my student get an audition . I ’m so proud .",positive I be wonder if you would consider coach I for it ?,neutral you bet ! what ’s the part ?,positive "oh it ’ great , it ’ a role on",positive "hi ! hi ! hi . have umm , anyone see Chandler ?",neutral I think he be with you .,neutral "he - he be with I umm , we ’re play a little game , y’know ? hide and seek .",neutral "you can not ask we son , that ’s cheat .",neutral "you ’re right , thank for keep I honest dad .",neutral "well , he well not come by here . he can not see the bride in the wedding dress .",neutral "as I recall when we get marry , I see the groom in the wedding dress .",positive "but that be after the wedding , it ’ not bad luck then .",neutral "honey , it be n’t good luck .",neutral oh my god ! Monica !,positive "I know ! hey , how ’s Chandler doin’ ?",neutral great . he ’s do great . do not you worry about Chandler .,neutral yeah baby !,positive "I ’m really glad you guy be okay but , I just keep think what would happen if - if you two actually have hook up .",neutral "so , we do okay at the strip club , right ?",neutral "oh yeah , that be great . thank to you , the hot cocktail waitress there be quit to teach the third grade !",negative I can not believe it ! he still have not call .,negative "who , Josh ?",positive it ’ Joshua .,negative "what , he do not like Josh ?",positive "no , I do n’t .",negative "all right , well I ’m go to put my sweat back on .",neutral oh no !,positive wait !,positive "okay , y’know what , you be right , you be right .",negative "we really be n’t great at be guy , but you know why ?",negative because we ’re girl .,neutral "thank you , thank .",positive "yeah , I lose it .",negative "y’know , I ’m not go to play anymore , would you , can you finish my set ?",neutral "after that ? yeah ! no , I mean if I can help .",positive "yeah , like I could",neutral what ?,positive I play bad on purpose guy .,positive "okay , so you be try to play bad this whole time .",positive "yeah — no , just that last song .",neutral "oh , I be think about have people over for the game .",neutral "oh yeah , who ’s play ?",neutral the player .,neutral somebody seem to be miss be the hostess .,neutral "please , it ’ a relief be what it be , be what it be .",neutral "all right Pheebs , stick out your plate !",neutral oh .,neutral whose be it ?,neutral I do not want to say .,neutral "oh , come on ! I do n’t care ! come on ! whose be it ?",positive Diane Keaton .,neutral Phoebe ! come on ! let ’s go ! come on ! why be n’t you dress yet ? !,negative "I ’m sorry , but I just write the good dance song for your wedding . check this out .",neutral "no , Phoebe , I ’ll tell you what , if you get ready now I ’ll let you play it at the wedding .",neutral really ? !,positive oh that ’s so exciting !,positive thank Mon !,positive "oh but Mon , if you touch my guitar again I ’ll have to pound on you for a little bit .",negative "fair enough , now go get ready !",neutral "I ’ll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrate my — I ’m sorry , uh apparently I ’ve open the door to the past .",neutral "my good shoe , so good to I .",positive I wear they everyday .,positive "down at the heel , hole in the toe .",positive do not care what people say .,positive "my foot ’s good friend , pal to the end .",positive with they I ’m one hot chicky .,positive "though late one night , not much light , I ....",neutral I step in something icky .,positive "sticky shoe , sticky shoe , always make I smile . sticky shoe , sticky shoe , next time I ’ll .... avoid the ..... pillleeeee .",positive "God , it ’s go to so weird like when I come home and you ’re not here .",negative no more Joey and Chan ’s .,negative no more J and C ’s .,negative """ you wanna go over to Joey and Chandler ’s ? """,neutral """ can n’t , its not there . """,neutral "look , I ’m just go to be across the hall , we can still do all the same stuff .",neutral yeah but we will not be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talk about our feeling and the future .,negative not once do we do that .,neutral hi .,neutral hey !,neutral hi .,neutral "so I , I tell Rachel it be just go to be the two of we .",neutral "oh yeah ? well , how ’d she take it ?",neutral "really well . yeah . surprisingly well . yeah , she do n’t cry . she be not angry or sad .",neutral "okay , if you need the vacuum , it ’s in my closet on the left - hand side . ah , the garbage bag be next to the refrigerator",neutral "okay , okay , but Rachel ’s go to be here too , can not I just ask she this stuff ?",neutral "yeah , okay , give that a try !",neutral all right ! let ’s do it !,positive Woo - hoo ! !,positive "yeah , cheerie - o !",positive London baby !,positive hi !,positive hi !,positive Monica ? what time be it ?,neutral "uhh , 9 .",neutral but it be dark out .,neutral "well that be because you always sleep to noon , silly ! this be what 9 look like .",neutral I guess I will get wash up then . watch that sunrise .,neutral I be,neutral "I know , I too .",neutral hey !,positive y'know what if we go away for a whole weekend ?,neutral y'know we would have no interruption and we could be naked the entire time .,positive all weekend ? that be a whole lotta naked .,positive "yeah , I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing .",neutral "ohh , I have always want to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey !",positive "okay , y'know your not though . let us go .",neutral wait ! what about Joey ?,neutral "oh umm , there ’ also a book here by a woman name Wendy Bagina . what be that ?",neutral sound like two people be really enjoy the Dewey decimal system .,neutral I ’m so sorry !,negative you do not bring,neutral hey !,positive hi !,positive "oh you know uh Kash , really like you the other day . he say he think you be charming .",neutral okay I - I just have to stop by my place first .,neutral "to tape the game ? you do this every time Ross , you ’re",negative "no - no , I - I have to see if this apartment become available .",neutral "oh , you ’re switch apartment ?",positive "it ’ not for I , it ’s for Rachel .",neutral but Rachel have an apartment .,neutral "yeah , but when the baby come she ’s go to want to move .",neutral she be ?,positive "yeah , you do not expect she to live there with a baby do you ?",positive I guess I do not really think about it .,neutral Ezel ! hey Gunther ! you ’re an ezel !,negative Damnit !,negative look what I get ! look what I get ! look what I get ! can you believe they make these for little people ?,positive little village people .,neutral "okay , look at this one . this be my favourite .",positive "oh , that be so sweet !",positive I know ! phoebe be go to love dress they in these !,positive "huh . except , Phoebe ’s not go to be the one that get to dress they .",neutral because she ’s not go to get to keep the baby .,negative oh my God ! we be throw the most depressing baby shower ever !,negative wait a minute !,positive "unless , we give she all gift she can use after she ’s do be pregnant .",positive "like - like umm , regular coffee , Tequila .",neutral "oh , and somebody can get those leather pant she ’s always want !",positive "oh , she ’s go to love that !",positive okay you two be ask the court for an annulment ?,neutral "yes your honor , and here be , be form , all fill out .",neutral so base on your petition you be seek an annulment on the ground that Mr. Geller be mentally unstable .,neutral "fine , I ’m mentally unstable .",negative and base on the fact that Mr. Geller be intravenous drug user .,neutral what ? !,positive "uh yes , heroin and crack .",neutral crack be not even an intravenous drug !,negative "well , you would know .",neutral now it also say here that you lie about your sexual preference before marriage ?,neutral "oh , come on !",negative "Ross , please , I find the magazine !",negative phoebe just because I be alone do not mean I wanna walk around naked .,neutral "I mean , you live alone , you do not walk around naked .",neutral uh - huh ! why do you think it take I so long to answer the door ?,positive "I know , I lie ! I do not want she to think I be a terrible mother ! I can not even see my own baby !",negative "oh sure , come here ! sure you can ! uh , look come here look , it’s - it’s - it ’s , it ’ right there .",neutral "oh . oh , it ’ beautiful . I see it now .",positive do you really ?,neutral "no , I do not see it !",negative "come on ! come on ! here , okay - okay , you see this ? this tiny thing that look like a peanut ?",positive yeah .,neutral Sweetie that ’s it .,positive "that ’s it ? well I see that ! ohh - ohh - oh , thank you .",positive you ’re welcome .,neutral wow ! I can not believe that ’s our baby .,positive "yeah , that ’ our baby .",positive Gin .,neutral "we be play Gin ? y'know if we be a couple , we could play this game naked .",positive will you stop !,positive okay . all right .,neutral "okay , all right , I think you ’re great , I think you ’re sweet , and you ’re smart , and I love you .",positive but you will always be the guy who pee on I .,negative hey !,positive hey !,positive let I tell you about this chick I score with last night ! oh no wait a minute that be you !,positive "hey , check I out , I ’m a slut !",positive "so you uh , want to do something tonight ?",neutral oh I can n’t . Dr. Roger be come over again .,neutral oh .,neutral oh right !,positive right !,positive "because you ’re still see he and uh , he ’ a good guy .",negative "I mean , I remember a time when",negative be you okay ?,neutral "yeah ! totally ! totally , and you ?",positive "great ! it ’ so amazing ! I mean , last time Dr. Roger come over , I be",positive I bet he can .,neutral "y’know , I do not have an appointment , but I sure could use a physical . be you sure you ’re okay ?",neutral "oh yeah ! yeah ! do not worry about I , I ’ll be fine !",negative you get the clothe clean . now that be the important part .,neutral "oh , I guess . except everything look like jammie now .",neutral "whoa , I be sorry . excuse I . we have this cart .",negative "yeah , but what if it be not ? what if there be a reason why we can not have a baby ?",negative "oh , Chandler , look . you and Monica be mean to have child . I be sure it be go to be just fine .",neutral "oh , oh , yeah , ok , thank .",positive I can not believe I do not even think of that .,positive I guess I be just so worried about have to ... come here and do ... ' that ' ...,negative "what , you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell , but you can not do it at a doctor 's office ?",negative "it be a "" Wendy 's ! ! """,negative "... and then Zana , just let one rip ! !",positive "look , not that I enjoy talk about people who I go to high school with , ' cause I do , but umm , maybe we could talk about something else ?",negative "like you , I do not even know where you work ?",positive yeah .,neutral "yeah . well , I think our second fight be go to be a",negative hey .,neutral hey !,neutral "so , you steal my joke , and you stole my money .",negative "well , I be go to stick it in the ATM , but now I think I ’ll show the sexy teller that I be a publish writer .",neutral "well , she be go to know that you steal the joke .",negative "oh , what be you go to do , follow I down there ?",negative yeah !,negative "well , I ’m not go to go now anyway .",neutral okay .,neutral here you go .,neutral "ah , Gunther , I can not pay for this right now because I ’m not work , so I ’ve have to cut down on some luxury like uh , payin ' for stuff .",neutral "well , if you want , you can work here .",neutral "uh , I do not know .",neutral "ya see , it ’s just , see I be a regular on a soap opera y’know ?",neutral "and to go from that to this , I just … plus , I ’d have to wait on all my friend .",negative "okay , but the money ’ good , plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want .",neutral what ? !,positive flexible hour .,neutral maybe I could be a waiter . could I use the phone ?,neutral I have no name .,neutral "all right , so , what be we suppose to call you ?",neutral "okay uh , for now , temporarily , you can call I , clint .",neutral no way be you cool enough to pull of clint .,negative "okay , so what name be I cool enough to pull off ?",positive "Umm , Gene .",neutral it ’ clint . it ’ clint !,negative "see you later , Gene .",neutral "Bye , Gene .",neutral it ’ clint !,negative what ’s up with gene ?,positive welcome to Las Vegas .,neutral thank you ! enjoy your flight ?,positive "yes , I do . thank you very much , it be excellent .",positive hope you have a nice flight .,neutral "ohh , it be the good !",positive "oh , Larry .",neutral "Umm , do health inspector work on commission ?",neutral "no , bribe .",neutral it be okay to laugh right ?,positive come on Joey ! ! !,negative "Rach , I tell you everything I know last night !",negative "look , it be not that big of a deal , so Monica and Chandler be do it .",neutral I can not believe you would say that !,negative sorry . Monica and Chandler be make love .,neutral no ! I mean come on ! this be a,negative I do not know .,neutral be he romantic with she ?,positive I do not know .,neutral be they in love ?,positive I do not know .,neutral you do not know anything .,negative "ohh , I know one thing !",positive what ?,positive they do it right there on the couch .,neutral "excuse I , look , we have be here for over an hour , and a lot of people less sick than my friend have go in .",negative "I mean , that guy with the toe thing ?",negative who be he sleep with ?,neutral "oh , come on Dora , do not be mad ...",neutral "I know we both say some thing we do not mean , but that do not mean we still do not love each other .",neutral "y'know , I feel like I have lose she .. ba- !",positive "so you see , Molly , what people do not understand be that act be a discipline . it take a lot of hard work .",neutral so where do you study ?,neutral "oh , I do not go to college .",neutral "no , where do you study act ?",neutral molly ... people do not study act ...,neutral "molly , ah , do you mind give we just a minute ?",neutral "sure , I will go check on Emma .",neutral thanx .,neutral will the stable boy never get the princess ? ?,negative "what do you think you be go to do , have sex with she right here on my couch ?",negative no ... the leather stick to my ass .,negative "you know , this be not fair .",negative what make you think that I be just go to sleep with she and then blow she off ?,negative Huh ?,negative "can not you guy open your mind to the possibility that I actally like she , and might want something real ?",negative "look , the truth be , I have not feel this way about anyone since Rachel , ok ?",negative I do not think I could ever love again .,negative come on ! Joe !,positive "hi , be molly here ?",neutral "yeah , come on in . molly ?",neutral "hey ! guy , this be Tabatha . I will see you tomorrow .",neutral "ok ... well , uh , Joey , I guess we have no problem .",neutral "it be like my favorite fairy tale come true ! the princess , the stable boy and the lesbian !",positive "and what ’ cool be , the character be from Naples , right ?",positive yeah .,neutral my whole family ’ from Naples !,positive "oh that ’ great ! okay , well I ’ve hear everything I need to hear . I just need to uh , Leslie",positive "Joey , this be the awkward part .",positive oh !,positive hey right !,positive not a problem .,neutral I totally understand .,neutral you need to y’know make sure I do not have any horrible scar or tattoo .,neutral do not you worry . I have nothing to hide .,neutral "so there you go , that ’ I .",neutral one hundred percent natural !,positive "I tell ya , that have never happen before .",negative this room ’ available .,neutral okay !,positive okay wait !,negative you listen to I !,negative you listen to I !,negative "since I have be wait four woman , that ’s four , one high than the number of centimeter that I be dilate , have come and go with their baby !",negative I ’m next !,negative it ’ my turn !,negative it ’ only fair !,negative and if you bring in one woman and she have her baby before I I ’m go to sue you !,negative "not this hospital , I ’m go to sue you !",negative and my husband he ’ a lawyer !,negative uh Rach,neutral go get back on that case honey !,negative I do not think the next patient be very far along .,neutral "okay , well then bring she in .",neutral OH … .MY … .GAWD ! ! !,positive "Ross - Ross - Ross - Ross ! stay away from that guy , and that guy . and that one — Dude ! they ’re all huge !",negative they do not look any big than I !,neutral "well , maybe that ’ because you ’re close to you . so you look big to you from where you be .",negative I ’m just go to say hi to the lad . all right ?,neutral all right .,neutral okay .,neutral hi .,neutral whoa ! I kinda like it .,positive "okay , I know what I have to do . I ’ve get to go Red Ross . Y’know , Red Ross !",negative I totally do not know what you ’re talk about .,neutral come on ! the time we be all wait in line for,negative y'know you guy be a lot more supportive when I want to make denim furniture .,positive "no , Pheebs , listen , if you decide to do this , we ’ll be supportive like crazy .",neutral we just want you to think it through .,neutral "yeah , honey , maybe you can talk to somebody who ’s have a baby . like your mom ?",neutral my mom never give birth . oh ! but my birth mom do .,neutral "Umm , thank you for meet with I .",neutral thank you . all right .,neutral "come , sit .",neutral sit .,neutral sit !,negative "Umm , all righty , before we get start I just — I need you to state for the official record that you be in fact Frank Buffay .",neutral lucky six ....,neutral "everybody , this be Paolo . Paolo , I want you to meet my friend . this be Monica .",neutral hi !,neutral and Joey ....,neutral hi !,neutral and Ross .,neutral hi !,neutral he do not speak much English .,neutral look at that !,positive "so , um ... where do Paolo come from ?",neutral "oh ... Italy , I think .",neutral "no , I mean tonight , in the building . suddenly . into our life .",neutral "well , the cat ... the cat turn out to be Paolo 's cat !",neutral "that , that be funny ... .... and Rachel keep touch he .",neutral alright . I look all over the building and I could not find the kitty anywhere .,neutral "oh , I find he . he be Paolo 's cat .",neutral ah ! well ! there you go ! last to know again ! and I be guess ... since nobody tell I ... this be Paolo .,positive "ah , Paolo , this be Phoebe .",neutral you betcha !,positive "okay , where in the hell do you get that ? !",positive "when Mom and Dad drive you to the hospital to get your nose fix , I swam into the lake and fish it out .",neutral that cup be mine !,negative "no it ’s not ! you want it , you ’re go to have to win it !",negative "all right , so be we not have dinner at all ?",negative why ?,negative because I do not work at the Szechwan Dragon .,neutral "you really , really need to get some sleep , honey .",neutral I know I do .,neutral hi .,neutral hi .,neutral guess what ?,neutral they publish my paper .,positive "oh , really , let I see , let I see .",positive "Rach , look ! oh , hi ! where be my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue I . there he be .",positive "you know what this be , this be we get ready for the prom .",neutral oh .,neutral what ? ! you get we evict ! !,negative I tell you not to go down there !,negative well he make Rachel cry !,negative Rachel always cry !,negative that ’ not true !,negative "now Joey , you go down there and you suck up to he . I mean you suck like you ’ve never suck before !",neutral "all right ! I ’ll try ! but if I can n’t , you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settle .",neutral go ! !,negative "all right , all right , all right .",neutral "I mean I ’ll have to check with he first , but I ’ll think he ’ll be cool with it .",neutral "so , he ’ just a nice guy . you really think this Mark do not want anything in exchange for help he ?",positive "well , I assume I ’ll have to take shower with he , but y'know , that ’s true of any job .",neutral how ya feelin ' ?,neutral "well , my apartment be not there anymore , because I drink it .",neutral where ’d you get too ? we lose you after you open up all the present .,neutral yeah .,neutral "yeah , I end up in the storage room , and not alone .",neutral Woooo hoooo ! ! !,positive "ow , no ' woo - hooing , ' no ' woo - hooing . '",negative "why , what happen ?",positive "ah , I fool around with Joey ’s sister . well , that ’s not the bad part .",negative what be the bad part ?,neutral I can not remember which sister .,negative you see what man do ! do not tell I man be not nice ! this be man ! !,negative what ’ wrong with you ?,negative nothing !,negative "well , I - I get this blind pain in my stomach when I be lift weight before , then I uh pass out and uh , have not be able to stand up since .",negative "but um , I do not think it ’ anything serious .",neutral this sound like a hernia . you have to — you - you — go to the doctor !,positive no way !,negative "' Kay look , if I have to go to the doctor for anything it ’s go to be for this thing stick out of my stomach !",negative why do I have to start work out again ?,negative damn you 15s !,negative it ’ a trifle .,neutral it ’s get all of these layer .,neutral "first there ’ a layer of ladyfinger , then a layer of jam , then custard , which I make from scratch .",neutral "[ Joey and Ross make impressed face ] then raspberry , more ladyfinger , then beef sautéed with pea and onion , [ Joey and Ross look like something ’ wrong . ]",neutral "then a little more custard , and then banana , and then I just put some whip cream on top !",neutral it taste like foot !,negative I like it .,positive be you kid ?,positive do anyone else think David Copperfield be cute ?,neutral "no , but he tell I , he think your a fox .",neutral "welcome everybody , welcome to Amazing discovery !",positive "oh , oh ! it be on again !",positive "you guy , can we please not watch this all right .",negative shhhh !,negative "folk , have this ever happen to you .",neutral "you go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk , and these darn carton be so flingin'-flangin ' hard to open .",neutral "oh , you say it Mike . aw ! there be get to be a well way !",negative and there be Kevin .,neutral can we please turn this off ?,negative "Noo way , Kevin .",positive there be a revolutionary new product that guarantee that you will never have to open up milk carton again . meet the Milk Master 2000 .,neutral be you intrigue ?,positive you be flingin'-flangin ' right I be !,positive "keep in mind , he be never use this product before , you be go to see how easy this be to do .",neutral go ahead .,neutral this work with any milk carton .,neutral "wow , it be easy . now , I can have milk everyday .",positive "well , you might want to tell he it sound like his wife be gay .",neutral she be not … she ’ gay . oh my God . she be,negative good day for married people huh ?,positive I ’m sorry your husband cheat on you .,negative I ’m sorry your wife be gay . I guess woman be n’t that great either .,negative try tell my wife that .,negative "hey Ross , will you pass I that knife ?",neutral I can not wait to be with you !,positive I will sneak over as soon as Ross pick up Ben .,neutral I will just tell Rachel I be go to be do laundry for a couple of hour .,neutral Laundry . Huh . be that my new nickname ?,positive "Awww , y'know what your nickname be , Mr. Big",positive Arghh ! !,negative I can not believe I ’m go to lose this job !,negative oh I ’m so sorry man ! be there anything I can do ?,negative yeah ! help I get this mini - fridge past the security guard .,neutral "hey Joey , I want to talk to you .",neutral yeah ?,neutral "oh , Chandler , Wayne .",neutral "Wayne , Chandler .",neutral "hi , how be ya ?",neutral "Joey , Joey , I - I - i’ll g - get you your job back if you help I out .",neutral why should I help you ? !,negative the reason he just say .,neutral what do you need ?,neutral "I - I - I see you on stage talk to that beautiful woman , y’know Sarah ?",neutral what ?,positive and I too be just a love machine .,neutral "Ross , let I show you where the guest room be .",neutral "oh , I think this be your party and it turn out it ’ a party for Howard . he be just the sweet little man !",positive "see ya Phoebe ! oh and hey , thank for chip in !",positive you chip in ? !,positive "yeah , uh - huh , a 100 dollar .",neutral Phoebe ! I can not believe you give they money ! I think you agree it be totally unreasonable that they ask I for that money !,positive "yeah , but they do not ask I !",negative y'know ?,neutral "this way I be just y'know , the exotic , generous stranger .",positive that be always fun to be .,positive "yeah , but you be make I look bad !",negative no I be not .,neutral no !,positive if anything I be make you look well !,positive they will see you talk to I and that's -- I'm a hit !,positive "oh hey , Pheebs !",positive hey !,positive "oh hey , Ross .",neutral "umm , see , I be think maybe you two could switch apartment because Phoebe 's more our kind of people .",negative something to think about .,neutral "yeah , okay , my bad .",positive here . I need to borrow some moisturizer .,neutral for what ?,neutral whaddya think ? today 's the big day !,positive "oh my god . okay , go into the bathroom , use whatever you want , just do not ever tell I what you do in there .",negative thank you !,positive where be Joey ? his mom be on the phone .,neutral he be in the bathroom . I do not think you wanna go in there !,negative "come on , we be roommate ! my eye ! ! my eye ! !",negative I warn you ...,neutral who be be loud ?,negative "oh , that would be Monica .",neutral "hey , listen , I wanna borrow a coupla thing , Aurora spend the night , I really wanna make her breakfast .",neutral "oh , you get the whole night , huh ?",positive "yeah , well , I only have twenty minute until Ethan , so , y'know ..",neutral "Ooh , do I sense a little bit of resentment ?",positive "no , no resentment , believe I , it be worth it .",neutral ' Kay ?,neutral y'know in a relationship you have these key moment that you know you will remember for the rest of your life ?,neutral "well , every- single- second be like that with Aurora .. and I have just waste about thirty - five of they talk to you people , so , uh .. Monica , can you help I with the door ?",neutral "oh , um , Chandler ?",neutral "y'know , the - the old Monica would - would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush ... but I be not go to do that .",neutral "hey Monica , it be Joey !",positive "hey Joey ! Aww , you remember even though you be a big star !",positive "aw , come on ! it will be year before I forget you !",neutral "Joey , what be it like on a movie set , huh ?",neutral do you have a dressing room ?,neutral do you have a chair with your name on it ?,neutral "uh , well yeah - yeah , I have get all of that go on .",neutral "yeah , listen uh , I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he could not have be more wrong !",neutral uh - oh !,negative "I get to go Monica , my uh , my sushi 's here !",neutral sorry about that . thank for waitin ' .,neutral "everybody smile ! okay , thank a lot ! enjoy your stay at",positive "wow , this be so cool , you guy . the entire city be black out !",positive "mom say it be all of Manhattan , part of Brooklyn and Queens , and they have no idea when it be come back on .",negative "wow , you guy , this be big .",positive pant and a sweater ?,negative "why , mom ?",negative who be I go to meet in a blackout ?,negative power company guy ?,negative eligible looter ?,negative could we talk about this later ?,negative ok .,neutral can I borrow the phone ? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma . what be my number ?,neutral "well , I never call",neutral what ' cha do ?,neutral have a swim .,neutral what about the chick ?,neutral chick do not swim .,neutral be you sure ?,neutral I do n’t know . should we try it ?,neutral sure .,neutral "see , I tell you they do not swim .",neutral wait . give he a minute .,neutral "Noo ! oh , it ’ okay , it ’ okay , baby , baby , baby .",negative "I take care of you be no problem , huh ?",neutral you guy feel safe .,neutral right ?,neutral "okay , I ’m go to take that spit bubble as , "" yeah , I do ! """,neutral "okay , after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie , I ’ll set you up with a clean one .",neutral "okay , I ’m sorry .",negative I do not mean to scare you .,negative I just have to clean that up .,neutral okay ?,neutral "' cause let ’s face it , we ’re at Monica ’s .",neutral I break it .,negative all right .,neutral "well , that ’s just the way that go .",neutral "okay , good .",neutral why be there only two of you ?,negative where be Leslie ?,negative "well , you can not answer .",neutral Leslie ?,neutral where be you Leslie ?,negative "Leslie , now would be a",negative hey !,positive hey .,neutral "hey , why be you mop your ceiling ?",negative "oh , there ’ banana on it .",neutral you say she be bald .,negative "yeah , she be bald , she ’s not now .",neutral how could you not tell I that she have hair ?,positive "I do n’t know , I hardly ever say that about people .",neutral "ohh , well , this be just perfect !",negative "well I ’m sorry , I think you say it be okay .",negative "yeah , I say what be okay when I think she be some weird bald chick . I mean , y'know , that girl have hair get",negative "well , maybe it will not work out . maybe Ross will not like her personality .",negative "why , do she have a bad personality ?",neutral "oh no , Bonnie ’s the good !",positive hey !,positive hey .,neutral "do you have a minute ? I ’d like to talk to you about something I ’m , I ’m really uncomfortable talk about .",negative "sure . what ? about uh , you shower with your mom ?",positive "I actually have a topic in mind ! I ’m , I ’m kinda go through a dry spell , sex wise .",negative "whoa , for like month ?",positive "excellent ! excellent ! and uh , finally , be you into any weird stuff y’know , sexually ?",positive no !,positive "Oooh , wrong answer .",neutral "ow ! my ass . okay . okay . oh , shhh !",negative no ! no ! ! it ’ I ! it ’ I ! I - I do not want to make any noise !,negative then do not break in ! !,negative "oh yeah , Smokey Joe here get half way to the highway and collapse .",negative I have the lung capacity of a two year old .,neutral then why be you smoke ?,negative well it ’ very unsettling .,negative "honey , I be wonder ....",neutral Hmm ?,neutral "do you still have that , um , Navy uniform ?",positive "Nooo , I have to return it to the costume place .",negative hmm .,neutral I think I have an old band uniform from high school .,positive "you remember not have sex in high school , right ?",negative yeah .,negative "well honey , what about you ?",neutral what ?,neutral "I mean do you have any fun , you know , fantasy type thing ?",neutral no .,neutral come on you get to have one !,positive Ugh !,negative "I mean if you buy a bed from Janice ’s ex - husband , that ’s like betray Chandler .",negative not at these price .,negative hi . Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store . Woo !,positive "oh ! ohhhhh ! oh ! Phoebe , come here . aw , this be my new bed . you get to feel this bad boy .",positive "eh , Monica it , it feel so weird , y'know , Chandler ’s your friend ... oh !",positive oh my God !,positive "aw , all right take this bed , you can make other friend .",positive "you know , ever since I be little , I have be able to pick up quarter with my toe .",positive "good for you . uh , quarter or roll of quarter ?",positive "by the way , Chandler . I cut you out of all my picture . so if you want , I have a bag with just your head .",negative that be ok .,neutral "oh , be you sure ?",positive "because you know , you could make little puppet out of they , and you could use they in your theater of cruelty .",negative we can not do that .,neutral what ? what can not you do ?,positive she really say that ?,positive "well , I add the ' exactly like I ' part ...",neutral "but she say she be look for someone , and someone be go to be there tonight .",neutral ' tonight ' tonight ?,positive "well , I think it be perfect .",positive "y'know , it be just go to be the two of we , she spend all day take care of my monkey ...",neutral I can not remember the last time I get a girl to take care of my monkey .,negative "anyway , I figure after work I would go pick up a bottle of wine , go over there and , uh , try to woo she .",positive "hey , y'know what you should do ? you should take she back to the 1890 's , when that phrase be last use .",negative "car 's wait downstairs , I just want to drop off these copy of my book for your friend . anything you want from Lisbon ?",neutral "no , just know you be go to be there be enough .",neutral "alright , well , be good , I love you .",positive you kiss my good Ross ! ... or something to that effect .,negative "o - kay . look , it , it be stupid .",negative really stupid .,negative really stupid .,negative and I do not even know how it happen .,negative "I be sorry , honey , I promise it will never happen again .",negative be we okay now ?,negative yeah . no . no ...,negative "ah , the forbidden love of a man and his door .",neutral "Shh . he do it . he tell she off , and not just about the kiss , about everything .",neutral you be kid .,positive "no , no . he say "" when be you go to grow up and start be a mom ? """,neutral oh there it be .,neutral that ’s not your regular dry cleaner .,neutral "I know , but that creep that I go on that date with go to there so I have to find a new one .",negative "I also have to find a new video store , a new bank , a new adult bookstore , a new grocery store",negative what ? !,positive a new grocery store .,neutral the universe say I be go to meet a nice guy and that ’ what they give I ?,negative when I get up there I ’m go to kick some ass .,negative "do not worry Phoebe , you ’re go to meet someone . if I can meet a great guy , so can you .",neutral "yeah , we both can . and we both will .",neutral "oh , you do not have to come in with I .",neutral be you kid ? this be where they get out stain ! okay ? this be like,positive "oh , excuse I ! I think you drop s … wow !",positive what ?,positive "I ’m sorry , it ’ just that you ’re so incredibly beautiful .",positive "oh yeah well , I ’m sorry about that too , but what be you go to do ?",neutral "I hope you do not think I ’m crazy but I feel like I be mean to pick this up , do you believe in that kind of thing ?",positive a little . now you ’re talk .,neutral would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee ?,neutral I - I - I’d love to . let I just tell my friend .,positive "Ooh , an ink stain ! hey , can I watch how you get this out ?",positive she must ’ve leave .,neutral Monica ! stop throw it so hard ! we be on the same team !,negative four hour ? you guy have be do this for four hour ?,positive that be right baby .,positive "all right , let I in .",neutral no - no ! do not do it ! do not !,negative what ?,positive he be a dropper !,negative "oh yeah , that be right !",negative I be not a dropper !,negative "it be really a uh - uh three person game , y'know ?",neutral it be throw and catch !,negative all right .,neutral oh ! oh ! that be so hard .,positive "whoa - whoa you guy , it be not a cat !",negative oh my — oh good God !,positive "I give up you guy , I do not know what I be go to do with this thing !",negative "bake it do not help , huh ?",neutral "all right , well the place be close . I ’ll just copy it later .",neutral "or not . uh , Rach , why do n’t you just move in with I ?",neutral "whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa , Joey !",positive "no - no - no - no - no - no - no - no … it ’ okay , I mean I — look Rach , I know I scare you off with that whole Naked Thursday ’s thing , but we do not have to do that !",neutral "well , it would be easy to move just right across the hall . wait a minute , unless you ’re think about Naked Wednesday ’s .",neutral "Thursday ’s clearly not good for ya , pick a day !",positive "so that ’ two box of the Holiday Macaroons . on behalf of the Brown Birds of America , I salute you .",positive "just admit it Chandler , you have no backhand .",neutral "excuse I little one , I have a very solid backhand .",negative shield your face and shriek like a girl ... be not a backhand .,negative I be shriek ... like a Marine .,neutral all right here . watch I execute the three ' p ’s of championship play . power . Precision . and penache .,neutral she be not much of a phone person .,neutral "yeah , so , uh , so , uh , what be the deal with this father guy , I mean , if someone be havin' my baby somewhere , I would wanna know about it , you know ?",neutral "hey , Knick fan , be I interested in your view on fatherhood ? uh , no .",negative "ok , look , maybe I should just go .",neutral maybe you should .,negative "good luck , and uh , take care , huh ?",negative you know what the Celtics problem be ? they let the player run the team .,neutral "oh , that be so not true .",neutral "oh , it be .",neutral it be not .,neutral it be .,neutral be not !,negative "okay lady , that end today ’s class , and let ’s remember , let ’s be safe out there .",neutral it ’ a great class .,positive thank .,neutral "yeah , yeah , I be watch .",neutral "Umm , hey , a couple of question though .",neutral "Umm , about that - that - that last move where the woman trip you and then pin you to the floor , what - what - what - what would you do next ?",negative "well , she would take her key and try to jam they",neutral no . no - no . no . what would,negative who ? I the attacker ?,positive "I ’m sorry Chandler , y’know you be such a sweet guy and I , I do not want to hurt you .",negative "oh , I wish there be something I can do to make you feel well .",negative no - no — really ? !,positive of course !,positive "well , it just hurt so bad . I uh",negative "ohh , I ’m sorry .",negative well maybe there be one thing you can do .,neutral what ? ! anything ! anything !,positive "well , I umm , I mean this be just off the top of my head now , umm but I have this friend .",neutral "this actor friend and he would kill I if he think I be do this umm , but umm would it be possible for he to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday ?",negative absolutely ! but you - you would really feel well about I reject you if your actor friend can audition for my movie ?,positive "well , the heart want what it want . I ’ll see you later .",neutral "okay , I get that . I ’ll escape over there . I ’ll come back over here . all right , come on",neutral "hey , you guy . listen , I ’m sorry that I be hog the game before —— oh my God ! your friend have some unfortunate initial !",negative they ’re all Chandler .,neutral Chandler suck ! he could not have get this good !,positive I do . but it come at a price .,neutral but Ben be come over tonight and he can not see this .,negative "oh come on , by age seven kid have already see orgy . be it just I ? !",positive sure !,positive "okay , I be think we should have a beautiful guest room , right ?",neutral with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside table with flower on they all the time !,positive and we could have a roll top desk with comment card on they so people could say how much they love stay here ! !,positive "okay , whatever , I really have not think about it that much .",neutral "well , I like that idea .",positive obviously !,positive "I be think maybe - maybe - maybe it could be a game room , y’know ?",neutral "I mean you can buy old arcade game like uh , like",neutral no .,negative "okay so you mean no as in , "" Gee Chandler , what an interesting idea . let ’s discuss it before we reject it completely . """,positive "oh , I ’m sorry . of course I mean that . interesting idea , umm , talk about it , but no .",negative "so , that ’s it ?",positive I just do not think arcade game go in the beautiful guest room . the beautiful guest room be go to be fill with antique .,neutral which be why,neutral what do you have against the beautiful guest room ?,negative "I do not have anything against the beautiful guest room , especially since everybody we know live about 30 second away !",negative be you mock I ?,negative "no , I ’m not mock you , or you beautiful guest room .",neutral "y'know , I love do crossword puzzle with you honey !",positive "Aww , I too . now let us finish this and go to bed .",positive "okay ! there be only one left , three letter word , not dog but",neutral Cat .,neutral yes ! you be so smart ! I love you .,positive I love you too .,positive "I never suck , I actually do not want you to know how good I be !",neutral why ?,positive I do not know .,neutral this be so great ! now we can enter into double tournament !,positive that be,neutral "hey . okay , I give he another chance , but Tim have",neutral but,neutral "no ! no - no ! he be totally incompetent . I call the chef who recommend he to I . he say , "" ha - ha ! Gotcha ! """,negative "okay . okay , but you can not fire he today .",neutral why not ? !,negative because I ’m dump he today .,neutral what ? ! you say he be sweet !,positive he,neutral just do not pick up your phone .,neutral "then he come over ! "" I ’m so worried about you . "" uck ! be a man !",negative what ? so now I ’m not allow to fire he ?,positive "you can not fire he and dump he the same day , he ’ll kill himself .",negative "okay well then , I ’ll fire he today and you go out with he for another week .",neutral "be you kid ? ! another week with that sip , I ’ll kill",negative "okay well , then we ’ll both do it today and he ’ll just have to deal with it !",neutral okay . but the question be who ’s go to go first . ' cause whoever go second be the bitch .,negative this be the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen .,neutral "well , I - I guess I get to go .",negative "oh , my Bing - a - ling . I ’ll wait for you . do you even know how long you ’re go to be go ?",negative "well , just until we find an energy source to replace fuel .",neutral "oh . well , I ’ll right you everyday . 15 Yemen Road , Yemen .",neutral "okay , good - bye . good - bye .",negative Chandler ?,neutral no !,negative Chandler !,positive janice !,positive there you be !,positive there you be !,positive "I have to have one last kiss , and also - also you say that you be go to leave right after I get on the plane !",negative no ! no ! I wanna see you take - off .,neutral "well , I then guess I ’m go to Yemen ! I ’m go to Yemen ! when we get to Yemen , can I stay with you ?",positive hi !,positive hey .,neutral "hey — Ooh , how ’s Hilda ? be she work out ?",neutral "Ohh , my new assistant be work out , yes .",neutral be she happy you give she the job ?,neutral "oh , my - my new assistant be very happy that I hire my new assistant .",neutral hello ?,neutral oh hey !,positive "can you , can you hang on a second ?",neutral it ’ the producer over at Mac and c.h.e.e.s.e.,neutral can you excuse I for a minute ?,neutral "hey , funny you should call .",positive I be just look over next week ’s script .,neutral cancel ? !,positive like they ’re take it off the air ?,positive ohh .,neutral "all right , see you Monday .",neutral we ’re not even shootin ' they anymore ? ! !,positive "all right , bye !",negative they cancel Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E !,negative sorry .,negative I ’m sorry Joey .,negative why would they do that ? ! it be a good show right ? !,positive it ’s so seclude up here .,neutral I know . I like it up here .,positive I feel like we ’re the only two people in the world . oop . sorry .,positive what ’s the matter honey ? do you see a little mouse ?,neutral "no - no ! big bear ! big bear outside ! I think I - I — would you — actually , would you go check on that ?",negative "honey , we do n’t have any bear here .",neutral "well , okay . would - would you get I a",neutral okay . I ’ll be right back .,neutral okay . what ? ! what be you do here ? !,positive what be,neutral I come with Paul !,negative "yeah , I recognize the ankle !",neutral get up !,negative here you go honey !,positive Ahh . thank you !,positive Diet Coke,neutral what the hell be that ? !,negative a lesson in the importance of unagi .,neutral "ohh ,",neutral "perhaps . now I ’m curious , at what point during those girlish scream would you have begin to",neutral "all right , so we be n’t",neutral "I ’m sorry I have to take such drastic measure to make my point , but I — look , I just want you guy to be safe .",neutral what be you do ?,neutral I ’m lean . this be where I lean .,neutral okay . ( go over and fluff up the pillow on the couch .,neutral Brenda a bee !,negative what ?,positive yes ! it ’s fly into your blouse and you ’d well undo your button lest it ste you !,negative I think I know what ’s go on here .,negative you do ?,neutral "look , I know it must be hard that your wife be a lesbian , but it ’ wrong . you ’re marry .",negative I totally understand . can I,neutral "all right , let us do it !",positive "no , no , no . what be that ?",positive "I know , it be the good I could get out of they .",neutral "well , people !",negative "People , people , people .",neutral "let us try it again , and this time let us watch everybody watch Joey .",neutral show them how it be do .,neutral count it off .,neutral so what do he decide ? do your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not ?,neutral "Ohh , God , nobody like he , and he ’ so cheap , he ’d never fly to London in a million year .",negative "yeah , invite he ?",neutral "hey , do I do these neat enough ?",neutral "yeah , they ’re fine .",neutral yeah ?,positive "if anyone ask , we ’ll just say Ben address they . oh ! so you invite Rachel then ?",positive sure . why not ?,neutral really ?,positive yeah ?,neutral I do not think I ’d be comfortable with any of my old lover there .,negative "wait - wait - wait , do you , do you think , maybe we should not invite she ?",negative "oh , no - no , y’know I absolutely adore Rachel it ’ just that , well it might be a awkward for you .",negative but it ’ absolutely your decision .,neutral More tea ?,neutral yeah sure .,neutral Earl Grey ?,neutral "huh ? yeah , fine , invite whoever you want .",neutral hi .,neutral hey !,positive hey ! so how be the doctor ?,neutral "oh , everything go great .",positive good .,neutral "oh hey , show they the picture of your uterus .",neutral oh .,positive I do n’t see the baby . where be it ?,neutral "oh no , I know I could not see it either at first , but it ’ right umm … Ross , I lose it again .",positive could you help I with something ?,neutral the patient I ’m look for have a broken leg and be in a wheelchair .,neutral "and umm , he ’ like early to mid - thirty , very attractive .",neutral I think I know who you ’re talk about .,neutral "oh yay ! great ! okay , what room number be he in ?",positive "I ’m sorry , that information be restrict to hospital staff",neutral "uh , she ’s with I . Dr. Drake Remoray .",neutral Dr. Drake who ?,neutral Remoray . it ’ portuguese . we need that information . I ’m a doctor .,neutral a doctor at this hospital ?,positive damnit woman we ’re lose precious time ! now do you want this man ’s blood on your head ?,negative hand .,neutral hand !,neutral it be absolutely essential that you tell I what room the man my assistant describe be stay in .,neutral "he ’ a patient of mine , I ’ve be treat he for year !",neutral he ’ in room 816 .,neutral "816 , thank you !",positive thank you .,neutral and what be his name ?,neutral no !,positive hi !,positive hi !,positive Rachel be just help I out . my head get all sunburn .,neutral Awww .,positive thank a million .,positive "oh , you ’re welcome a million .",positive "okay , I ’ll see you in our room .",neutral yeah .,neutral oh my God .,positive I know .,neutral "okay , I get to go .",neutral whoa ! what ? ! why ? !,positive "well , I - I get to go break up with Bonnie .",negative here ? ! now ? !,positive "well , yeah .",neutral "I can’t - I can not stay here all night , and if I go in there she’s - she ’s go to wanna ... do stuff .",negative what happen ?,positive "he ’s not go to make it , he ’s stick in Chicago .",negative "ohh , man ! Chicago , be sooo lucky !",positive "stupid , useless canadian money !",negative "Rachel , one of your customer seem to have leave his billfold . a Joshua Bergen .",neutral really ?,positive will you call he ?,neutral yes !,positive I will !,positive absolutely !,positive oh my God ! that be so good !,positive "I ’m full , and yet I know if I stop eat this , I ’ll regret it .",neutral hey !,neutral hey !,neutral what do you get there ?,neutral "oh it ’ umm , it ’ tofu cake . do you want some ?",neutral what be you do tonight ?,neutral huh ? uh,neutral Dude ! dude !,positive "oh ! sorry . uh , I ’ve get those plan with Phoebe , why ?",neutral "oh really ? uh , Monica say she have a date at 9:00 .",positive what ? ! tonight ? !,positive that ’ what Monica say .,neutral after she give I that big speech ? !,positive she go and make a date with a guy on the same night she have plan with I ?,negative I think she ’s try to pull a fast one on Big daddy !,negative "okay , be this lamp in the same place ?",neutral who care ? I repel woman .,negative no - no - no - no - no - no - no - no ! ! ! you can not come in here ! r - r - r - r - Ross be naked .,positive what ? !,positive it ’ your !,neutral "yeah well , I’m - I’m a slut .",negative I too .,neutral hi Jill !,positive hey !,positive hi .,neutral Rachel .,neutral "Rachel ! well , you - you’re not at home , you’re - you’re - you’re right here .",positive "yeah I know , and I bet you think it would be weird . but it ’ not !",positive "okay . so well I ’ll umm , I ’ll have her home by midnight .",neutral that part be perfect for I ! I can not believe I do not get it !,negative "I be sorry , man .",negative "hey , y'know what you should do ?",neutral you should make something happen for yourself .,neutral "y'know , like - like write a play .",neutral write a movie !,positive Huh ?,neutral "I mean , what about those",neutral "come on Ross be realistic , y'know ? if I do write something , what be the chance I could get those guy to star in it ?",negative "wait a second , I could star in it !",positive or that .,neutral I can not write !,negative "y'know I mean I - I - i'm an actor , I do not have the discipline that take , y'know ?",negative I can not do it .,negative I will help you .,neutral "yeah , I will make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it .",neutral "and plus , it will give I something to do .",neutral "Soo , ah , Eric , what kind of photography do ya do ?",neutral "oh , mostly fashion , so there may be model here from time to time , I hope that ’ cool .",neutral "yes , that be cool . because I have model here y'know ...... never .",neutral "oh , yeah , during the summer , I spend most weekend at my sister ’s beach house , which you be welcome to use by the way .",neutral "although , I should probably tell you , she ’ a porn star .",neutral "well , listen I ah , still have one more person to ah meet , but unless it turn out to be your sister , I think you ’re chance be pretty good .",neutral all right .,neutral "as bad as that go , I actually enjoy myself . I think that I ’m go to apologize for all of the stupid thing I do .",neutral why do n’t you just stop do stupid thing ? then you would not have to apologize .,neutral I would really love it if I could do both .,neutral "all right , I … I have to ask .",negative what ?,neutral be you go to break up with I if I get fat again ?,negative what ? !,positive "well , you break up with Julie Grath ! how much weight could she have gain ?",negative a hundred and forty - five pound .,negative "yes , yes it be . it ’ uh … every time on the lip ! why ? ! why on lip ? !",negative "here ’s Frannie . Hmm , will not she be happy to see I ?",positive "now wait a minute , you be nice ! all right ? I do not bring you here so you can ambush she .",negative Frannie be the one who find your,neutral that bitch !,negative Monica ! what,positive be I do here ? why ? surprised to see I ? Ross bring I . how do you like that ? !,negative "Hi Frannie , congratulation .",neutral "you invite my brother , you invite my whole family , and not I ? !",negative why ? !,positive what — why would not you want I at your wedding ?,negative what could I have possibly do ? !,negative Stuart !,negative I believe you know my husband .,neutral so it ’ really a question of,neutral hey lady ! what be you in here for ?,neutral "hey Chandler , what be you do here ?",positive "Gary , I be here to report a crime .",neutral yeah ?,positive it be a crime that you and I do not spend more time together .,neutral what be up ?,neutral "well , I hear that you think about ask Phoebe to move in with you and I think maybe , we should have a talk .",neutral "man to uh , I .",neutral sure . okay .,neutral "uh , be you crazy ? be you insane ? if you live with Phoebe , you two be go to be y'know , live - live together !",positive "yeah , I - I consider that . I just know it would make I happy .",neutral you mean scared .,neutral "no , I mean happy .",neutral "hey ! oh listen , I be just clear some space for your stuff .",positive "oh thank , but listen , I be just at Monica ’s and she and Chandler have a big fight and they ’re not move in .",negative "what do you mean , they ’re not move in ? they - they’re still move in right ?",positive "no - no , they just have a big blowout over what to do with my room .",neutral what ? ! over a stupid room !,positive "yeah , I feel kinda bad for they , but I ’m also really psyche ' cause I do n’t have to move in here !",positive "oh no , yeah no , that part ’ great !",positive shut - out ! !,positive "where be you guy go ? come on , one more game !",positive "uh , it be 2:30 in the morning !",negative "yeah , get out !",negative you guy be always hang out in my apartment !,negative "come on , I will only use my left hand , huh ?",negative "come on , wussie !",negative "all right , ok , I get to go .",neutral "I be go , and I be go .",neutral one more game ?,neutral oh yeah !,positive I ’m sorry .,negative Ohhh . do not go .,negative "no , I - I - I get to go .",negative no . no ! no ! no !,negative "Honey , honey , people be look .",negative I do n’t care ! I do n’t care ! !,negative "yeah , um , I ’m , I ’m leave now .",negative you can not leave ! I have your shoe !,negative good - bye Chandler Bing .,negative Rachel have those in burgendy .,neutral "oh , ew !",negative what ?,neutral yeah I know what I want to ask you .,neutral "um , can you roll your tongue ?",neutral "because I can , and my mom could n’t , and I think y'know , I figure that be something I get from our Dad .",neutral "what , wait , you mean like this ?",neutral "yeah , yeah . you can do it to .",positive your not do it .,neutral "oh right , yeah okay , my Mom could , and I can n’t . we do not have that ....",neutral where there be no fear of commitment .,neutral do we have any ... do we have any thought here ?,neutral "well , I have never be through the tunnel myself , 'cause as I understand it , you be not allow to go through with more than one girl in the car , right .",neutral "but , it seem to I it be pretty much like anything else , you know , face your fear .",neutral "it have a fear of height , you go to the top of the building !",negative if you be afraid of bug ..... get a bug .,neutral right .,neutral "in this case , you have a fear of commitment , so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever be .",neutral "Amazingly , that make sense .",positive you think ?,neutral "oh , yeah . go for it man , jump off the high dive , stare down the barrel of the gun , pee into the wind !",positive "yeah , Joe , I assure you if I be stare down the barrel of a gun , I be pretty much pee every which way .",negative hey ! hey !,positive hi !,positive hi ! look ! I get our picture develop from Rockefeller Center .,positive "oh great ! hey - hey Joey , do you want to check out picture of I and Mona ice skating ?",positive "oh uh , ordinarily I would love too , but I be just swamp right now .",neutral hey where - where be the picture that creepy pretzel vendor take of we together ?,neutral "oh yeah , probably at the end . oh my god ! he only take picture of my breast !",positive I ’m missin ' picture time ? !,positive y’know she have a face Ross !,negative "okay . okay , here ’ a good one of we .",positive wow !,positive that be a good one !,positive "wow , it look like a , like a holiday card y’know , with the tree in the middle and the skater and the snow .",positive "y’know , every year I say I ’m go to send out holiday card and I never do it .",neutral "do you wanna , do you wanna send this one out together ?",neutral together ? like - like to people ?,positive "yeah , y’know . happy holiday from Mona and Ross . it ’ll be cute , okay ?",positive okay .,positive "oh , I get to get to work . so call I later ?",neutral "uh sure , sure .",neutral Bye guy .,neutral "I mean , I do not feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore .",negative you want I to just quit my job so that you can feel like you ’ve get a girlfriend ?,negative be this about Mark ?,neutral oh my God .,positive "okay , it ’s not , it ’ not .",neutral "oh my God . I can not keep have this same fight with you Ross ! look , urrgh , maybe we should take a break .",negative "fine , you ’re right .",neutral "let ’s ah , let ’s take a break , let ’s cool off , okay , let ’s get some frozen yoghurt , or something ..",neutral no . a break from we .,negative "bing ! we ’re all set for tonight , 8 o’clock .",positive "oh uh , as it turn out , we can not do it . Monica have to work .",positive "oh , my ex - wife do n’t work , unless you call turn into her mother work . fine . tomorrow night then .",neutral oh uh well tomorrow ’s no good for she either .,neutral oh ? why not ?,neutral it ’ the semi - final … of she … botchy ball tournament .,neutral "what ’s go on Bing ? do uh , your wife have a problem with I or something ?",negative well now - now you ’re just talk crazy .,positive so why can not the three of we go out together ?,neutral because uh … we - we … we split up . Monica and I split up . hold I .,negative "good God Bing I … well I can not say I ’m altogether surprised , I see the way she look at you , and there be no love there .",negative "and the way she look at I , pure lust .",positive y’know what would really help I through this tough time be choke something . can I choke ya ?,negative "bing my boy , we ’re go to get you over this .",neutral "now here ’ the plan , grab your coat , we ’re go to a strip club .",positive "oh no - no - no , Monica would freak . but to hell with that bitch .",negative "look at you , all sweet and innocent , sleep like an angel ... with Emma 's chubby little hand wrap around ya .",neutral "it be okay , Emma , you stay asleep .",neutral ": step away from the crib , I have a weapon !",negative "it be okay , it be okay Rach , it be I . put down the scrunchy .",neutral what be you do ?,neutral "well , I hear Emma stirring , so I come to make sure she could reach Hugsy .",neutral "oh , oh thank . alright well , now that I be up I be go to go to the bathroom .",neutral there you go sweetie ... this be not over .,neutral do he call ?,neutral no . sorry .,negative why ? ! why ? ! he say he ’d call . why have not he call ?,negative "maybe he ’s intimate by really smart , strong , successful woman .",neutral "Sophie , would you please climb out of my butt . why have not he call , Rachel ? why ?",negative "okay , okay . Umm , well ah , maybe he , maybe he feel awkward because you be my boss .",neutral awkward ? why should he feel awkward ?,positive "the only person that should feel awkward be you , and you do not tell he not to call I , do you ?",negative "because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend date someone you work for , there be always way to fix ... that .",negative and you ’re upset because you do not make your good friend cry ?,negative "I mean , all I ’m ask for be just a little emotion !",negative be that too much to ask after six year ? !,negative I mean what ?,negative are - be - be Rachel and I not as close as you guy ? !,negative I mean do we not have as much fun ? !,negative do n’t I deserve a few tear ? ! !,negative "I mean we - we tell Joey , he cry his eye out !",negative hey !,negative I do not cry my eye out ! !,negative come on !,negative it ’ like the end of an era !,negative no more j - man and Channie ’s !,negative "okay , I get to ask , who call we that ? !",negative do I know why we ’re rush ?,neutral "yeah , y'know the ah , the girlfriend I tell you about last night ?",neutral "well it turn out she ah , she want to get back together with I .",neutral "oh , I find it !",positive that ’s so great for you guy !,positive "good luck , with your girlfriend .",neutral "oh , thank you . hey , hey . Rachel ! ! ! !",positive "hi . Ohhh , you get my message .",neutral "yeah , oh hey , you be right on time .",neutral so what do you say ? can I be your girlfriend again ?,neutral "yes , you can , very much .",positive ahhhh ! !,positive "Ooh ! I be sorry ! I think , I think , that may have miss the table !",positive do,neutral "ah ,",neutral do,neutral "ah ,",neutral do you ?,negative y’know I do not understand why they do n’t cry . it be a beautiful speech .,negative "oh , come on .",negative hey !,negative "all that stuff you say about true love , you be right , I mean , we do learn a lot from Mom and Dad !",positive and that picture of Chi - Chi with her mischievous grin .,neutral and what you say about Nana .,neutral "Ohh , yeah she really would ’ve want to be there .",negative and you know what ?,neutral I think she be .,neutral "oh good God , Ross ! how the hell do you do it ?",positive you forget how many great song Heart have .,neutral yeah .,neutral "you know , Barracuda be the first song I learn to play on the keyboard .",neutral "so , you hear it , you repeat it , so that must mean you write it .",neutral "oh , you guy , with this joke . I get to say , I know I crack up , but I ’m not even sure I get it .",neutral "what , you do not get it ? the doctor be a monkey .",neutral and monkey can not write out prescription .,neutral you be not allow to laugh at my joke .,negative "your joke ? well , I think ' the Hef ' would disagree , which be why he send I a check for one hundred ah - dollar .",neutral I can not find garbage bag !,negative "oh , I think I see some in here .",neutral what be it ? !,positive "I do not know ! but maybe if we keep that drawer shut , it ’ll die .",negative I can not believe we ’re live here !,negative you still have n’t tell Rachel you be not really propose ?,positive "no ! she have the ring on , she seem so excited , and then she take she breast out .",negative "Joey , you have to tell she what ’s go on ! and what do it look like ? !",positive I do not look at it . stupid baby ’s head be block most of it .,negative go and tell Rachel right now before Ross find out .,negative "look , it ’ not that easy . she say she want to marry I . I do not want to hurt she .",negative "okay , look , just do it gently .",neutral you ’re right .,neutral you ’re right .,neutral I - I’ll go tell she now before Ross find out and I ’ll be gentle .,neutral I can do that .,neutral I be a gentle person .,neutral "oh , by the way .",neutral two people screw in there if you want to check that out .,neutral "okay , umm , it be this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm , it take place on like these really creepy more in England .",negative which,neutral "how would you characterize the theme of this book , uh let us see here , Rachel Green ?",neutral "Umm , well I would have to say that it be a , it be tragic love story .",neutral "well , that be sort of a give , but yes . anyone else ?",neutral "oh - oh - oh , symbolism ! and uh , the - the uh , wildness of the more , which",positive excellent ! what Rachel have shrewdly observe here,positive you completely steal my answer !,negative "well , honey that be pretty obvious .",negative well how would you know ? ! you do not even read it !,negative what do you think ? you in the blue shirt .,neutral "I think that uh , yours be a question with many answer .",neutral would ya care to venture one ?,neutral would,neutral be you just repeat what I be say ?,negative "all right , let us move on .",neutral okay then .,neutral "all right , okay , this be great , uh , Chandler , you get behind the desk .",neutral "and - and when she come in hopefully , she will not recognise you because , well , why would she ?",neutral "uh , okay , and then you buzz Ross and I.",neutral "you be Mr. Gonzalez , and I ’ll be uh , Mr. Wong .",neutral diverse .,neutral do anybody call for security ?,neutral you be cool .,neutral "okay , which one of you guy be Gunther Central - Perk ? hey , Joey ?",neutral where ’ my ring ? my dead grandmother ’s wedding ring ? where be it ? where be it ?,negative "way to be cool , man .",neutral what ’s he talk about ?,neutral "there be a ring , in a box , on my nightstand , after you leave , it be go !",negative "wait , you guy think I steal some ring ?",positive we know you take so just - just save yourself the time and confess !,negative "okay , who be you ?",positive the hardy boy ?,negative "look , I do not need to steal some stupid ring , all right ?",negative "I make $ 1,600 a week do what I do ; any of you guy make that ?",negative marry I .,neutral oh my god ! Joey !,positive hell yeah ! I ’ll marry you !,positive you can not marry he !,negative "hey lady , your day ’s over ! it ’ my turn !",negative Phoebe !,positive why ? ! why can not she marry I ? !,positive I can and I will !,negative she ’ not pregnant . it ’ Rachel . Rachel ’s the one who ’ pregnant .,neutral oh my God .,positive hey !,negative phoebe I think he would notice if you do not have a baby in nine month !,negative it ’s Joey !,positive now I can not believe it ! what ? Rachel ’s pregnant ? who ’s the father ?,positive we do not know .,neutral ohh … I wonder if that dude .,neutral there ’ a dude ?,positive yeah .,neutral who ? who be it ?,positive "about a month ago this guy spend the night with Rachel , I do not see who it be but",negative be that story over ?,neutral the guy leave this .,neutral oh my God ! I know who the father be,positive People have get to finish their story !,negative "oh my God , you ’re back !",positive "ohh , let I see it ! let I see your hand !",positive why do you want to see my hand ?,neutral I wanna see what ’ in your hand . I wanna see the trash .,negative "Eww ! oh , it ’ all dirty . you should throw this out .",negative no !,negative I too !,positive "hey , when the music start up again , I be think of maybe goind into the robot , y’know ?",neutral "Ross , I think we should stick to the routine , we do n’t wanna look stupid !",positive alright we ’re back ! ten second leave here we go ! ten ! nine ! eight ! seven !,positive "three , Two , one !",neutral cut !,neutral no ! year ! happy No Year !,positive "okay , here ’s where we go to the live shot of Times Square , nice work everyone that ’ a wrap !",positive "so Lizzie , be - be - be you plan on stay the night ?",neutral "oh no - no believe I , I ’m leave as soon as possible !",neutral "good . good . not that we do not want you to stay , obviously you ’re welcome — how much more homework do you have ?",neutral "I see . y’know umm , Phoebe make sock bunny .",neutral no !,positive "no , she do n’t .",neutral "uh Phoebe , what she make — that ’s uh — they’re sock rabbit .",neutral they be completely different — okay !,negative okay !,positive okay !,positive I do not make it !,negative I ’m sorry !,negative I totally forget about tonight and the fact that we ’re suppose to,neutral "oh , it ’ okay . I do n’t",neutral "no - no , it ’ not okay !",negative it ’ not !,negative I mean you be just … you ’re so incredible !,negative you go through all this time and effort to make this tape for I !,negative "y’know I ’m just gonna — I , I be go to make this up to you !",positive I will !,negative I - I be go to,neutral "well , I do put a lot of thought in the tape .",neutral "no . and then I call he , and he be n’t there .",neutral "well , then he ’s , he ’s probably just , out .",neutral "oh , thank you that ’ very helpful , I ’m glad you come over .",neutral hello .,neutral hi ! it ’ I .,negative "hi ! oh , I ’m so glad you call .",positive "really ? I ’ve be think , this be crazy , I mean do n’t , do n’t you think we can work on this ?",negative "hey , what do you want to drink ?",neutral who ’s that ?,positive nobody .,neutral be it okay if I finish the apple juice ?,neutral be that Mark ?,neutral "Umm , honey , look he just come over to ....",neutral yeah ! got it !,negative "hey , dinosaur guy , look at you , so sad . come dance .",neutral "ah , that ’s okay , thank .",negative "hey , you do not have to smile . you just have to dance .",neutral "look , I do not feel like dancing , I feel like have a drink . okay ?",negative "oh , okay . hey , two beer .",neutral you wanna go in the bedroom ? it ’ a little more comfortable .,neutral sure .,neutral "okay . oh wait ! Umm , do you send those contract to Milan ?",positive if this be your idea of sexy talk ?,positive "no seriously , y’know the contract I give you , do you overnight they ?",negative what contract ?,neutral okay please tell I that this be just one of your joke that you do that I do not get .,positive like what ?,neutral "y’know , like the thing when you put the phone in your pant ?",negative Tag !,negative I ’m serious !,negative this be n’t funny !,negative those contract absolutely have to go out today !,negative "Rach , I ’m sorry , but you do not give I any contract !",positive yes I do ! and I put a little,negative "I ’m tell you , you never give they to I .",neutral "y’know what Tag , if we go down to the office you would see those contract sit on your desk .",negative "no , I would see you look embarrassed because they be",negative or maybe you would see I look embarrassed because you be talk on the phone with your crotch !,negative you wanna go down to the office right now ?,neutral "no ! come on its late , we ’re not go to go down to the office .",negative okay I understand . I would not want to be prove wrong either .,neutral okay get your coat ! oh ! when do you unhook this ? nice work !,positive "hey Ross , this be one of my co - star , Dirk . Dirk , this be my good friend Ross .",neutral nice to meet you .,neutral oh and I need to talk to you .,neutral about what ?,neutral to see if know what these guy be talk about .,neutral "Pheebs , how ’s it go ?",neutral I ’m do okay . I think it ’s go well . do you think they ’re have fun ? be I talk to fast ?,neutral "nope , sound like I . Pheebs , it ’s go great . look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler .",positive "little baby girl Chandler , where I have hear that before ?",neutral "oh right , Coach Ruben .",neutral do you know what Pheebs ?,neutral "when you ’re do over there , we kinda have a situation over here too .",negative "na - uh , no , we be all responsible for our own baby .",neutral see that ’s where I think that you ’re wrong . we ’ve be play these baby man for man . we should really be play a zone defense .,neutral what do you mean ?,positive forgive I ? you have not be take my call in a week !,negative "well , I be totally over it Chandler . friend forever ! do not come out here !",negative "uh , what be that ?",positive "uh ,",neutral "... I be , I be okay .",neutral "that sound good . I will call you- or you call I , whatever ...",neutral okay .,neutral Bye .,neutral Whoo - hoo !,positive "yeah , there you go !",positive second date !,positive ... I dunno .,neutral "well , she seem very nice and everything , but that whole thing about she come all the way down here , just to see if I be okay ?",negative "I mean , ... how needy be that ?",negative remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movie with a jar of jam and a little spoon ?,neutral you be so pretty .,positive hi !,positive "hey , Phoebe .",neutral "hey , oh , you know that guy who be be follow I ? I talk to he today .",neutral you talk to he . be you crazy ?,positive "thank you , Happy Holidays .",positive "now , that be trash . young lady , you can not … hey ! stop that young lady , she donate trash !",negative hey ! !,negative the charity be on fire !,negative help !,negative oh good !,positive "thank you , I need that .",positive whoa !,positive what be that ? !,positive it be nine o'clock in the morning !,positive can I help you ?,neutral "uh yeah , where - where ’s the guy who decide who ’ picture go up on the wall ?",neutral he ’s not here right now .,neutral "oh , you ’re kid I !",negative "all - all right , well make sure you tell he that Joey Tribbiani stop by to drop off all of these clothe .",neutral okay ?,neutral I ’m an actor . I ’m kinda get my picture up there on the wall .,neutral "y’know , there be two people who could put your picture up there .",neutral "oh really ? well , maybe you and I go out for drink ? you ’re the other one right ?",neutral "yeah , and it really freak I out ! and after a while I even try to hurt you and it just spur you on .",negative what ? ! you ’re crazy ! there ’ nothing sexual about the noise I make !,positive there ’ nothing sexual about this ?,negative oo God !,negative what be you look at ? !,negative I mean hi .,neutral "oh my — this be so embarrassing . oh my God , I ’m never go to get massage again !",negative "no , you can not let this stop you from get massage !",negative "no look , I have , I have lot of client that make the same noise you do !",neutral really ? !,positive "well not client , lover . but let ’s just y’know , try it again . come back and - and we ’ll work through it .",neutral be you sure ?,positive yes .,neutral I guess .,neutral "great ! okay , if you ’ll just excuse I . so , do you hear something you like ?",positive "thank for the coffee , or bedankt voor de koffie , Gunter .",neutral "yeah , we ’re do .",neutral Ezel ? Ezel ? Ezel ?,positive "hey Ross ! listen , do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pool ?",positive really ? !,positive "no . but I get Knicks ticket for you , I , and Chandler .",neutral sweet !,positive "all right , well finish your coffee ; let ’s go .",neutral "ah , no - no - no just Ross . Ross and Joey be embarrass enough .",negative "uh actually , sorry I can not even make it . I ’m see Mona again tonight .",neutral I understand : who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party ?,neutral I ’m sorry I get to cancel tonight baby,negative "so it be down to these two , Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree . Rachel , what do you think ?",neutral "well umm , that one be pretty but uh , I just , I just love this fabric Sorry .",neutral "oh do not be sorry , that be part of your job here to give your opinion and then I take credit for they -- I'm kid .",neutral "she be kid , but do not ever disagree with she again . okay , now I be kid !",positive "oh , what a fun office .",positive "I do not know which one , but I do know I need a cigarette .",neutral "so what do you say we take a break , we go outside , and we will figure this out when we come back ?",neutral Rachel ? do you smoke ?,neutral "oh no , my dad be a doctor and he would always tell I just horror story … … about ghost and goblin who totally support the princess 's right to smoke .",neutral what ?,neutral Peach pit .,neutral "yes , Bunny ?",neutral "Peach pit . that night we , uh- we had-",neutral -peache ?,neutral "actually , nectarine , but basically ...",neutral could 've be a peach .,neutral "then , uh , then we get dress , and I - i ... I walk she to the- -the bus stop ... I be fine .",neutral "hey , that woman 's get an ass like Carol 's ! what ? thought we be try to find stuff .",positive all right !,positive Westminster Abbey !,positive "hand down , good Abbey I ’ve ever see .",positive hey !,positive okay .,neutral "what do you think of the Abbey , Chandler ?",neutral "I think it ’ great . it ’ great . y’know , they ’re think of change the name of this place .",neutral really ? to what ?,positive to put the Camera Away ! ! !,negative "man ,",neutral "y'know , I can not believe I be get my nail do ! and",positive "Chandler , there ’ a guy right over there .",neutral that ’ a mailman ! that ’s,positive "Chandler , do not worry ! this do not make you any less of a guy !",neutral "hey , you know who use to have nail like that ?",neutral "eh ... , I do n’t , I do not know .",negative what ?,neutral "well , as old as he be in dog year , do you think Snoopy should still be allow to fly this thing ?",negative Rachel ?,neutral yeah .,neutral "do you remember when you first come here , how you spend two week getting train by another waitress ?",neutral "oh , sure ! do you need I to train somebody new ?",positive "good one . actually , ah , Terry want you to take the training again , whenever .",neutral "eh , do you believe that ?",positive yeah ?,neutral "hey honey , you get the kind with the little girl , you say we be go to to get the kind with the baby .",negative "no , you say the baby creep you out .",neutral "no , the little girl creep I out .",negative you say the baby .,neutral why would the baby creep I out ?,negative why would the little girl creep you out ?,negative "you guy , I ’m sorry , could you please talk a little slow ?",neutral this be go in your book ?,positive "yeah , it ’ about relationship . y’know ? the trap , the pitfall , what not to do , keep go . this stuff be great !",positive what ? ! excuse I !,positive and how none of it matter when the people really love each other .,neutral and how people will believe anything you tell they as long as it ’ a compliment .,neutral "yes , I make it !",positive I ’m on time !,positive "okay , why do n’t we all uh , open our book to page 23 .",neutral where … where you will see … a uh … a bunch of uh … red spot .,neutral "okay , umm , why do n’t , why do n’t you all start to read , while I —",neutral "yeah , all right . all right ! just keep walkin ' ! all right ?",negative "Ross ! what be you … I be sorry sir . I just , I think he just really like you .",neutral hey ! y'know that teacher who have a baby with her student ?,neutral what the ? what,positive Miss ? may I help you ?,neutral "okay look , don't ... don't be mad okay ?",negative "but after I unpack the box I want to do something nice for you , so , I - I - I clean the apartment .",neutral "so I move everything around and then I forget where it , where it go back and I be sorry , I be very sorry , I be sorry , I be sorry .",negative "it be okay . Chandler , be you afraid of I or something ?",neutral do you want I to be afraid of you ?,neutral of course not .,neutral "I mean gosh , Chandler what you do , it be , it be a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it .",positive "I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place , but I would never expect you to worry about that .",positive really ?,positive of course !,neutral oh well you be the good . you come here to I .,positive "all right , hold on okay ? first thing 's first . okay , now do Ross sit",neutral "okay , that be it . I can not make this decision ! it be",negative "a Magic Eight ball ? ! you can not be serious , you can not make this decision with a toy !",negative "Ooh , it be not a toy .",negative "well , I do not know what else to do .",negative "I mean , I either keep my wife and lose one of my - my - my good friend or I keep my friend and get divorce the second time before I be 30 !",negative "so - so if anyone have - have a well suggestion , let us hear it !",negative 'cause I - I get nothing !,negative "all right , do not be shy , any suggestion will do .",negative okay then .,neutral here we go .,neutral "Magic 8 Ball , should I never see Rachel again ?",neutral ask again later .,neutral later be not good enough .,negative ask again later .,neutral what the hell !,negative this be break !,negative it - it be break !,negative "all right , let I see . will Chandler have sex tonight ? do not count on it . seem like it work to I .",neutral excuse I .,neutral yeah ?,neutral be you Phoebe Buffay ?,neutral yeah .,neutral "can - can I get your autograph , I ’m your big fan .",positive "I think she take it pretty well . you know Paolo 's over there right now , so ...",neutral "ah ... ooh ! well , look like , uh , we kick your butt .",positive "no - no , she kick our butt . you could be on the olympic stand - there team .",negative "come on , two on one .",neutral "what be you still do here ? she just break up with the guy , it be time for you to swoop in !",positive "what , now ?",positive "yes , now be when you swoop !",positive "you get to make sure that when Paolo walk out of there , the first guy Rachel see be you , she be get to know that you be everything he be not !",positive "you be like , like the anti - Paolo !",negative my catholic friend be right .,neutral she be distraught .,neutral you be there for she .,neutral "you pick up the piece , and then you usher in the age of Ross !",positive "well , I just call Joshua",neutral "oh , how do it go ?",negative "well , I do my good to convince he that I ’m not some crazy girl who be die to get marry — I’m just go through a hard time .",neutral what do he say ?,neutral "well uh , his answer machine be",negative "Ohh , sweetie ! hey , I bet you anything that he ’s go to call you again .",negative "yeah , maybe , but I do not think I even care .",negative I do not think he ’ the one I ’m sad about .,negative "y’know , I know that I say that I be totally okay with Ross getting marry , but as it turn out , I do not think I ’m handle it all that well .",negative "yeah , maybe .",negative and I - I be just try to figure out why .,negative any luck ?,negative "well , yeah , y’know how Ross and I be on again , off again , on again , off again ?",negative "I guess I just figure that somewhere down the road , we would be on again .",negative again . y’know what ? I think we all do .,negative hey !,positive I do not get it !,positive it be in my room all night !,negative "and if she do not take it , and I do not take it ; and you do not take it , then who do ?",negative Shh !,negative we ’re try to think !,negative "this be the unit for you my friend . sturdy construction , ton of storage compartment , some big enough to fit a grow man .",neutral what ? !,positive oh yeah !,positive I get in there myself once .,neutral "my roommate bet I five buck that I could n’t , and then he stick a board through the handle that lock I in .",neutral yeah .,neutral it be funny ' til I start feel like I be in a coffin .,neutral "no , you , you can not fit in that thing . that ’ not deep enough .",neutral "oh yeah ? if I can n’t , I ’ll knock five buck off the price off the unit .",negative "all right , you have yourself a deal .",neutral okay . see ? ! I tell ya !,positive "sometimes I get in here just to get away from it ! hey , a nickel ! !",negative hey ! what ’s up ?,neutral hey !,positive "hey - hey , who ’s your friend ? hey ! !",positive hey Joey !,positive erin ! still here !,positive "yeah , we end up spend the day together and have such a great time !",positive why would not ya ? Erin be great ! then - then there ’s you guy .,positive "ohh , listen . I ’ve get to get go . today be great , thank !",positive I think I bring back half of the beach in my hair . it be so much easy when I use to shave my head .,negative "y'know , I get to tell ya , I just",neutral really ? !,positive ohh !,positive because I think about shave it all off again sometime .,neutral really ? !,positive yeah !,positive I mean you definitely should do that .,neutral "y'know what , I should do it .",positive yeah !,positive "yeah , thank you Rachel , you be soo cool .",positive "Awww , stop . come on . now go shave that head !",neutral all right .,neutral "oh , Monica . you be not still go over that thing .",negative this woman 's live my life .,negative what ?,positive "she be live my life , and she be do it well than I !",negative "look at this , look .",negative she buy ticket for play that I wanna see .,negative "she , she buy clothe from store that I be intimidate by the sale people .",negative she spend three hundred dollar on art supply .,negative you be not an artist .,neutral "yeah , well I might be if I have the supply ! I mean , I could do all this stuff . only I do not .",negative I can not believe you would actually say that . I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty .,positive "no way ! Mr. Salty be a sailor , all right , he be get to be , like , thetoughest snack there be .",negative "I do not know , you do not wanna mess with corn nut . they be craaazy .",neutral oh my God . you guy ! you get to come see this ! there be some creep out there with a telescope !,negative I can not believe it ! he be look right at we !,positive "oh , that be so sick .",negative I feel violate . and not in a good way .,negative "how can people do that ? ... oh , you guy , look ! Ugly Naked Guy get gravity boot !",positive man that be great ! huh ? can you believe how long we throw that ball around ?,positive "yeah , it be amazing it last that long .",neutral I know . my arm be kill I .,neutral "no , I mean with the dropper over here .",neutral "y'know , how do I get this reputation as a dropper ? okay ? I be",negative "ah , oh God . oh , honey , oh that be ok .",negative "what . oh no , you just roll over the juice box .",negative hey .,neutral I just see a woman breast feed both of her twin at the same time . it be like a freak show up here .,neutral what ’s the matter ?,neutral nothing .,neutral what be it ? hey !,negative really it ’ nothing . I ’m just,negative "Rach come on , what ?",neutral I ’ve just be think about how my baby and I be go to be all alone .,negative what be you talk about alone ? what about Ross ?,positive "oh please , he ’ll be with his real family , the twin and little miss new boob .",negative "okay , how long be I watch that woman ?",neutral "I ’m just say that y’know , someday Ross be go to meet somebody and … he ’s go to have his own life . right ?",negative "yeah , I guess so .",neutral I just never think I would raise this baby all by myself . pretty dumb huh ?,negative Bob . Bob ! Bob ! ! ! what the hell be you do ? !,positive "I just find out this be Chandler ’s office ! come on Toby , give I a hand !",positive "Chandler , we say we would meet at the coffeehouse at six .",negative we say seven !,negative we say six !,negative "the only way that I say six would be if the seven ’s , let meet at seven , not at six .",neutral "yeah and if I have seven , maybe I would ’ve say something like this , "" wow ! my boyfriend ’s such a wise ass — seven ! """,negative hi !,positive oh my good God .,negative I know what time you say .,positive what ? !,positive "well actually , I know what time Chester and Marcia say .",neutral "you , get out of my shop !",negative "well , what do he do ?",positive he go out with my wife !,negative Joey !,positive "whoa - whoa - whoa - whoa , I - I — hey ! I do",negative that ’ my wife ! ! ! get out !,negative "well , we should go .",neutral yeah .,neutral "y’know you , really do not have to take I to the airport .",neutral oh please .,neutral every moment be precious .,negative y’know ?,neutral "besides , somebody have to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage , and your friend do not really seem to care too much that you ’re leave .",negative "well , we ’re really not that close . okay , so I guess this be uh , good - bye then .",neutral "on no ! no ! it ’ not good - bye , I ’m not leave until you get on that plane .",negative "no , I ’m afraid I will not be able to make love as well as he .",negative "yeah , I be go for the metaphor .",neutral "yes , and I be say the actual word .",neutral "so big deal , so Joey ’s have a lot of girlfriend , it do not mean he ’ great in bed .",neutral "we share a wall ! so either he ’ great in bed , or she just like to agree with he a lot .",neutral "Sweetie , with you it ’s go to be different . the sex be go to be great , ' cause you - you guy be in love .",positive yeah ?,positive yeah !,positive just go for it Chandler .,neutral "yeah , you should .",neutral "yeah , you should , really .",neutral "all right , all right , I ’ll go sleep with my girlfriend . but I ’m just do it for you guy .",neutral ": I ’m sure as hell a dancer , it ’ no use Marge will never go for I .",negative "come on Treeger , do not say that .",negative "you just ahh , you just need more practice .",neutral "here , come on , let ’s ahh , let ’s try it again .",neutral "plus , it be , it be probably mostly my fault , anyway .",negative "I mean , y’know , I ’m not really that comfortable dancing with a — we - he ! !",positive hey !,positive : yeah !,positive be you sure ? I ’ll bet there ’ another flight to Minsk in like,neutral "July . Umm ,",neutral that ’ really beautiful . what do it mean ?,positive "please , clean my beaker . I do not get out of the lab much .",neutral "that ’ good . I get to admit , I think it be something else .",positive "yeah , I … well I really actually want to say umm , that , but um , I figure I probably should not because y’know , I … have to leave .",neutral you ’re right ! you ’re right . do not say it .,negative I - I do though .,negative I do too .,negative Bye Phoebe .,neutral "okay , now ’s not the time Joey . all right ? you can yell at I tomorrow .",negative "yeah , I - I hear . I think it ’ great ! Ohh , I ’m so happy for you !",positive I can not believe you ’re getting marry !,positive yeah .,neutral Monica and Rachel make out .,neutral Ohhh !,positive why be we in bed together ?,positive I do n’t know . do - do you have any clothe on ?,neutral yeah .,neutral really ? !,positive no !,neutral "but we - we do n’t have … sex - uh , do we ?",negative "I mean , I do n’t remember much about last night , it be such a blur .",neutral oh ! I remember laugh ! I laugh a lot .,positive and we do not have sex .,neutral "Ohh , I mean , we be really drunk . I ’m just glad we do not do anything stupid .",neutral tell I about it .,neutral what be we go to do ?,neutral I say we go with,neutral Chandler ?,neutral do she see we yet ? do she see we ?,neutral "Janice , what umm , what be you do here ?",negative what ’s that smell ?,negative I know !,negative "hi , remember we ?",neutral "um , okay . you just call a little while ago about need a signature on the admission form . well , it turn out we need a",neutral I be . I be,neutral "yeah , and and , I be just go to pay for this with a check .",neutral "yeah , I know ... .. I be I be just not that bright either .",negative "hey , Mon , if you be hope to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight , which one of these would you want to be wear .",neutral y’know what ? it,neutral sorry .,neutral I ’m so exit !,positive I ’ve be wait for this for month !,positive I get my hair colour !,positive I get new sheet !,positive I ’m make he a,positive what be I make he by the way ?,neutral "well , you ’re make he a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nut , wild nut , wild rice , roast asparagus , and salmon au croup .",neutral I think I be make he filet mignon ?,positive "yeah , you be , but you decide to make salmon because you have some leave over at the restaurant .",neutral "and then you realise if you bitch about it , then you would stop cook , and you would have to make your famous bake potato and Diet Coke .",negative "wow , I really get crabby when I cook .",positive "Chandler ! it happen to lot of guy ! you - you - you be probably tired , you have a lot of champagne , do not worry about it !",negative "I ’m not worried , I ’m uh , I ’m fascinated .",negative "y’know it ’s like uh , Biology !",neutral "which be funny because in high school I uh , I - I fail Biology and tonight Biology fail I .",negative "check it out . okay , I can play this when the guest be come in . okay .",neutral Phoebe !,positive "if you would ’ve let I finish , it go on to say that he ’s probably not gay .",neutral you be fall fast asleep .,neutral Deeper .,neutral Deeper .,neutral Deeper .,neutral you be now completely asleep .,neutral you do n’t need to smoke .,neutral cigarette do not control you .,neutral "you be a strong , confident woman , who do not need to smoke .",neutral "a strong , confident woman .",neutral "thank you for your patience , you ’re the next caller .",neutral yes ! ! yes ! ! I ’m the next caller ! you be go to have I hang up .,positive hey ! can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre ?,neutral of course not .,negative no .,neutral okay . I just want they to hear it from somebody else .,neutral so how be thing go with Paul ?,neutral good .,positive "although y’know , he - he ’ a private guy .",neutral "y’know , I wish I could get he to open up a little bit , share some feeling .",negative that ’ easy ! you just have to think of he as a - as a jar of pickle that will not open .,neutral so what be you say . I should run he under hot water and bang his head against a table ?,positive no that ’ what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone .,neutral hi honey .,neutral hi !,positive "okay , Ben , I will not tell your daddy that you have ice cream for dinner , if you do n’t tell about our little bonking incident .",negative "Monica , number one , I do not think Ben understand the concept of bribery , and number two , I ... what ? !",positive you say number two .,neutral I also say number one .,neutral remind I to review with you which pot be decaf and which be regular .,neutral can not I just look at the handle on they ?,neutral you would think .,neutral "okay , fine .",neutral "gunther , y'know what , I be a terrible waitress , do you know why I ’m a terrible waitress ?",negative "because , I do n’t care .",neutral I do n’t care .,neutral "I do n’t care which pot be regular and which pot be decaf , I do n’t care where the tray spot be , I just do n’t care , this be not what I want to do .",negative so I do not think I should do it anymore .,negative I ’m go to give you my week notice .,negative what ? !,positive "gunther , I quit .",negative do this mean we ’re go to have to start pay for coffee ?,positive "ohh , I mean it ’s just so realistic !",positive "I know . yeah , his name be Pat .",neutral Pat the dog . oh ! oh ! I get it ! !,positive "do you uh , do you — ready for a refill ?",neutral "oh , I probably shouldn’t — so I will ! oh ! wow ! it ’s like it ’ rain !",positive "pretty cool , huh ?",positive "but if you ’re think you can put a fish in there and it would not get suck up into the mechanism , well you ’d be wrong .",neutral "Umm , can I use your bathroom ?",neutral "it ’ uh , right through there .",neutral "okay . God y’know , if someone tell I a week ago that I would be pee in Joey Tribbiani ’s apartment",positive "yeah , life ’s pretty great be n’t it ?",positive "you know , I think I be sixteen .",neutral "please , just a little bit off the back .",neutral "I be still on "" no . """,neutral "uh , morning . do you guy think you could close your eye for just a sec ?",neutral "no - no - no - no - no , I be not fallin ' for that again .",negative what be go on ?,neutral "well , I sorta do a stupid thing last night .",neutral what stupid thing do you do ?,neutral Ewww !,negative I know .,neutral "see , yes .",neutral "that ’s Yasmine Bleeth , she ’ a completely different kind of chick .",neutral I love you both .,neutral but in very different way .,neutral hey !,positive hey !,positive "I do ! but the store would not take she back ! so then I take she to the shelter , and you know what I find out ?",negative "if they can not find a home for she , they kill she ! and I ’m not go to let that happen to little Yasmine !",negative "okay , good , good , good , ' cause , good , ' cause I be kinda have second thought too .",negative okay . and it ’s not just chick y'know ? it ’ all kind of other animal !,negative "that ’ horrible ! well , you do the right thing man .",negative "thank , I ’m glad you see it that way .",positive "Ohhh - hoo , funny story !",positive "so Chandler , have you hear about Monica 's secret boyfriend ?",neutral "uhh , yeah . she uh , she uh , she uh might 've mention he .",neutral "so Mon , when be we go to meet this new secret waiter man ?",neutral "ohh , he be really shy . I - I do not think he be up to meet everyone yet .",neutral "yeah , I do not think he be up to meet everyone yet .",neutral I do n’t care ! I wanna meet this guy who be the good sex she ever have !,positive really ? ! that be what you hear ? you say that ?,positive I might 've say that . why be that funny ?,neutral because I be very happy for he ! and,positive hi !,negative do you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive I out of the apartment ?,negative "honey , if you want to do that , you might as well just get he a fish , you know how fish freak I out !",negative fish !,positive "it would not have matter anyway , Phoebe , you and I be , be go to live together , we be roommate ; that be the deal .",neutral "yes , but I want you to want to live with I , but okay , if you be have so much fun over here",negative "oh , it be so much more fun with you .",positive "we do have fun , do not we ?",positive we do !,positive "oh , anyway , they say , if we want , we can see it tonight .",neutral "oh , I would love to !",positive "yay , okay !",positive "good , good , good , good , good .",positive "great , all right , okay , and Monica ask I to make the drumming stop .",neutral um ... do !,neutral "okay , it ’ coffee .",neutral ice coffee ? tell I it ’ ice coffee !,positive It’s - it ’ hot,neutral hot coffee ! ! !,positive you idiot ! !,negative "you be go to spill hot coffee all over I , huh ? ! !",negative "what be you just some big , dumb , stupid , doofy idiot , with a doofy idiot hairdo , huh ? !",negative Huh ?,negative what ’s your favourite thing about summertime ?,neutral "Umm , go to the beach . when it stay light real late .",neutral yeah,neutral hey !,positive "Tommyyyy ! Say , what ’s your favourite thing about summer ?",positive "Ooh , I do n’t know . probably the smell of freshly cut grass .",neutral "Ohh , that ’ a good one .",positive "ok , try this salmon mousse .",neutral Mmmm . good .,positive be it well than the other salmon mousse ?,neutral it be creamy .,neutral "yeah , well , be that",neutral "I do not know . we be talk about whip fish , Monica . I be just happy I be keep it down , y'know ?",negative my God ! what happen to you ?,positive "eight and a half hour of aptitude test , intelligence test , personality test ... and what do I learn ?",negative """ you be ideally suit for a career in datum processing for a large multinational corporation . """,negative that be so great ! 'cause you already know how to do that !,positive "can you believe it ? I mean , do not I seem like somebody who should be do something really",negative "oh Chandler , I know , I know ... oh , hey ! you can see your nipple through this shirt !",negative "here you go , maybe this will cheer you up .",positive "Ooh , you know , I have a grape about five hour ago , so I would well split this with you .",neutral I think it be go to be a closed casket .,neutral "well , that do not mean she can not look nice !",negative "Sweetie , you think you can get in there ?",neutral I do not see why not .,neutral here be my retainer !,neutral someone in there ?,neutral no . this be just part of a dare devil game that I play call ' wait until the last moment before I burst and die . ',negative "Jeez , man do you fall .. hi ! so ah , do ya , do - do - do ya fall high ?",positive "someone be in the lady 's room , I could not wait . I leave the lid up for ya though .",neutral "y'know what Gunther , go ah , go ahead , I’m - I’m talk to ah , . this be the part where you say your name .",neutral ginger .,neutral "ginger . I ’m talk to Ginger , so ....",neutral do not you have to use the bathroom ?,neutral "nope , nope , I ’d just ah , I ’d rather talk to you .",neutral "yes , I do .",neutral "yes , I do have to go to the bathroom .",neutral someone in here .,neutral "I ’m go to keep date he Mother , and there ’ nothing you can do about it !",negative oh yes there be !,negative what be you go to do ? kill he ? like you do with Charles ? !,negative "oh , my baby !",negative that be a great scene ! and - and - and that slap look so real ! how do you do that ?,positive "oh , just year of experience .",neutral can I get some ice here ? !,negative "oh anyway , I just want to say how wonderful I think you be .",positive you ’re not the fan who ’s die be you ?,neutral "no . no , I ’m Joey Tribbiani ; we do a scene together yesterday . I - I’m the guy in the coma !",positive oh that be a real person ? !,positive "an - an - anyway i - I just want to say that since I ’m get your brain when you leave the show , I be wonder if there be any tip you can give I",neutral I - i - I’m leave the show ?,positive I do n’t know . why ? do you hear something ?,neutral who tell you that ?,positive "oh uh , one of the writer .",negative which one ? be it bald or be it tall ?,positive feel well ?,neutral yeah !,positive much !,positive "listen uh , not that I ’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know , but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now .",neutral "yeah , I understand .",neutral yeah ! okay ! hey ! hi !,positive hi !,positive "y’know , you look familiar . do I know you from somewhere ?",positive I do not think so .,neutral oh ! maybe it ’s because I ’m on television . I ’m an actor on,positive wow !,positive yeah .,neutral really ? !,positive $ 4.50 please .,neutral "oh , let I get this . these be for you .",neutral "alright , alright , alright .",neutral it be be fourteen and a half minute and you still have not say one word .,negative "oh God , do something .",negative "just make contact , smile !",negative there you go !,positive you be definitely scare here .,neutral would you like to call somebody ?,neutral "yeah , about 300 guy I go to high school with .",neutral "okay ! feel free to look , but I ’m tell you those contract be not on this desk .",negative oh,neutral it ’ my sister .,neutral "okay , very cute brace . anyway y’know what , the",neutral so when do you imagine you give they to I ? in the morning or in the afternoon ?,negative "in the afternoon . Mr. Zelner come into my office after lunch . he put they on my desk , and then I put a",neutral "Phoebe , she do not know that you sneak out every night , she do not know that you sneak back every morning , and she do not know that you ’ve be live with your Grandmother ’s for a week now .",neutral "okay , well maybe not on those level .",neutral hey .,neutral hey .,neutral "I ’m never go to find a roommate , ever .",negative "why , nobody good ?",neutral "well let ’s see , there be the guy with the ferret , that ’s plural .",negative the spitter .,negative "oh - ho , and yes , the guy that enjoy my name so much he feel the need to make a little noise every time he say it .",negative "nice to meet you , Chandler Bing",neutral so how many more do you have tomorrow ?,neutral two .,neutral "this photographer , who seem really dull .",neutral "and this actor guy , who I ’m not sure about , because when he call and I answer the phone ' Chandler Bing , ' he say ' whoa - whoa , short message . '",neutral "Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more !",neutral "sure , your dresser be missing but this she notice .",negative what ?,neutral "I have to go . yeah , Carol should be home by now , soo ...",neutral "Umm , how ’s it go with you guy ?",neutral "oh , well , actually . Y'know I - I - I think I finally figure out why we be have so much trouble lately .",neutral "oh , really ?",positive "yeah , y'know how I have you guy , well she do not really have any close friend that be just her , but last week she meet this woman at the gym , Susan something , and they really hit it off , and I - I - I think it ’s go to make a difference",positive hey !,neutral hi !,neutral what - what be - what be these ?,positive "oh , just some picture I make and hang up . I think they ’d brighten up the place . they do do n’t you think ?",positive "no - no - no , no !",negative "well , how - how come ?",neutral that ’ just the way it be .,neutral that ’ crazy .,positive "maybe it ’ crazy in a perfect world , a world without lab coat and blazer , but you not in a perfect world , you in a museum now .",neutral "see that scientist in the class , he and I use to play together all the time in grade school , but now … Peter !",neutral "hey , Peter !",neutral it ’ I Rhonda !,neutral from PS-129 !,neutral I share my puddin ' which you man !,negative I give you my,neutral I - I think everybody ’s pretend they do not hear you .,neutral "anyway , look , I do not know about you and your jacket and your separate table , but Ross be one of my good friend , and if I save he a seat , I ’m tell you , he",neutral "that ’s okay , I ’m cool over here . I ’ll catch up with you later , Joey .",neutral "Op , this be save . Gift shop .",neutral "how ’s that coffee comin , ' dear ?",neutral "yeah , right away Mr. Kaplan .",neutral "I ’m not suppose to drink coffee , it make I gassy .",neutral I know !,positive "I ’ll bet your thinking , ' what ’ an intelligent girl who want to be in fashion , do make coffee ? ' eh ?",positive Op .,neutral eh .,positive "oh , you get I .",neutral "well , do not think I have not notice your potential .",neutral "well , I ’ve get a project for you that ’ a lot more related to fashion .",neutral how do that sound ?,neutral "oh , that sound great .",positive "come on over here , sweetheart .",neutral "oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan , thank you so much .",positive "well , I y'know , I be just , umm , I be just think and hope , that umm , maybe you ’d want to get back together ?",negative no . but thank .,neutral aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it ?,negative okay . no . but thank .,neutral "okay , ah , see ya Pheebs .",neutral "wow , that be kinda brutal .",positive "well okay , let this be a lesson to all of you , all right .",neutral "once you , once you betray I , I become like the ice woman , y’know .",neutral "very cold , hard , unyielding , y'know nothing ,",neutral wow .,positive "I be , I be really sorry .",neutral "yeah , I be sorry too . but , I get to tell you , I be a little relieved .",neutral relieve ?,positive "yeah , well , I have a great time with you .. I just can not stand your friend .",neutral "oh my God ! if you say that one more time ,",negative fine !,negative fine !,negative "but this break - up be not all my fault , and she , she say here , "" if you accept full responsibility ... "" full responsibility !",negative """ ... I can begin to trust you again .",negative do that seem like something you can do .,negative do it ? !,negative no ?,positive "look , Ross , you have what you want , you ’re back with Rachel .",neutral if you bring this up now you ’re go to wreck the good thing that even happen to you .,neutral "yeah , I know .",negative "I mean , no , you ’re right .",negative yeah I guess I ’ll let it go .,neutral but you - you understand how - how hard it be to forget about this .,negative "sure , it ’ hard to forget !",neutral but that do not mean you have to talk about it !,neutral "a lot of thing happen on that trip that we should never , ever talk about .",neutral what the hell happen on that beach ? !,positive "it ’s between we and the sea , Ross !",neutral I do not think you be gay . I do now .,positive "see my friend - my friend , Rachel , she want to be set up .",neutral "Ahh , I just get out of a big relationship , I ’m not look for any thing serious .",negative "oh , y’know what , that might be okay even if it be just kind of a fling , that might be all right with Rachel .",neutral "whoa - whoa - whoa - whoa ! be this , hot Rachel , that you take to the Christmas party , Rachel ?",positive "oh , by the way , that be her full name .",neutral oh wow ! I ’m free for she !,positive "oh , wait a second ! I do not say I be n’t free !",positive "hey , Chandler , why do n’t we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow ?",neutral "hold on , y’know I",neutral "oh well , that ’s uh , a little later than I uh , generally care to stay , but sure !",positive "maybe , before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens .",neutral "well , I do not really know what that be , but",neutral "Monica , let us go . come on now people , woman in labor .",neutral "hey Ross , look what I have got go here .",neutral "yeah , save it for the cab , okay .",negative what be you do ? we be go to a hospital .,positive "what , so I can not lokk nice ? there might be doctor there .",neutral "Joey , get out of the fridge .",negative "all right , all right .",negative what be that ?,positive for the ride .,neutral "yeah , like in a cab ...",neutral save it .,neutral "okay , hate this .",negative "Monica , come on now . let us go , baby come .",neutral "I can not belive it , I be go to be an aunt . I be go to have like a nephew .",positive "that be nice . get out let us go , come on .",negative "all right , I be go . I be go .",negative "here we go , here we go .",neutral "Rossy , Rossy .",neutral what be it ? !,negative "okay , I - I d'know , you - you just- you have a quality .",positive yes . absolutely . a quality .,neutral "oh , oh , a quality , good , because I be worried you guy be go to be vague about this .",neutral "hello ? hello ? oh ! Rachel , it be Paolo call from Rome .",positive oh my God ! call from Rome !,positive so he be call from Rome . I could do that . just get to go to Rome .,neutral "Monica , your dad just beep in , but can you make it quick ? talk to Rome . I be talk to Rome .",positive "hey dad , what be up ? oh God . Ross , it be Nana .",negative "so um , so what be up , you come to see I yesterday .",positive "oh , yeah , um , alright , I kinda need a divorce .",neutral "oh , yeah , yeah , sure . we live in the building by the uh sidewalk .",neutral you know it ?,positive "hey , look , since we be neighbor and all , what do you say we uh , get together for a drink ?",neutral "oh , sure , they love we over there .",neutral Ben ! Ben ! Ben !,positive how about Joey ... Pepponi ?,neutral "no , still too ethnic . my agent think I should have a name that be more neutral .",neutral Joey ... Switzerland ?,neutral "plus , y'know , I think it should be Joe .",neutral "y'know , Joey make I sound like I be , I dunno , this big .",neutral which I be not .,neutral Joe ... Joe ... Joe ... Stalin ?,neutral Stalin ... Stalin ... do I know that name ? it sound familiar .,neutral "well , it do not ring a bell with I ...",neutral "Joe Stalin . y'know , that be pretty good .",positive might wanna try Joseph .,neutral Joseph Stalin . I think you would remember that !,positive "oh yes ! Bye Bye Birdie , star Joseph Stalin . Joseph Stalin be the Fiddler on the Roof .",positive be you kid ?,positive "okay , look .",neutral I - I study evolution .,positive "remember , evolution ?",positive monkey into man ?,negative "plus , I ’m a doctor , and I have a monkey .",neutral I ’m Doctor Monkey !,negative I ’m not argue with that .,neutral "all right , I ’ve hear enough . I ’ve make my decision .",neutral you be both idiot .,negative "the joke be not funny , and it ’ offensive to woman , and doctor , and monkey !",negative "you should not be argue over who get credit , you should be argue over who get blame for inflict this horrible joke upon the world !",negative now let it go !,negative the joke suck !,negative it ’ your joke .,neutral be not .,negative "hey everybody , Rachel be so good today . she do not gossip at all .",positive I do n’t !,positive "even when I find out … umm , all right , well let us just say I find something out something about someone and let us just say she be go to keep it .",neutral "hey , Pheebs ! check - check this out .",positive "Ooh , you nail the Old Lady !",positive "yeah listen so , I think I be get well , so on my way home today I stop by this guitar store and",neutral "do you , do you",negative no .,neutral give I your hand . string . Gimme it ! pick . do you want to learn to play guitar ?,negative yes !,positive then do not touch one ! !,negative really ? You'd - you'd do that for I ? !,positive yeah !,positive thank !,positive "all right , we will start off slow . the only thing you have to do tonight be come up with the name of your main character .",neutral do !,positive and it can not be Joey .,neutral it be not .,neutral or Joseph .,neutral oh .,neutral hi !,neutral "hi ! hey , Pete you ’re back ! hey , check this out .",positive wow ! skate !,positive wow ! you ’re a lot sturdy that Chandler . he crumple like a piece of paper . so how be you ’re trip ?,positive well ...,neutral "oh , what ’d ya bring I ? !",positive "Awww , hotel toiletry from Japan .",positive "oh , these be go to go in my permanent collection .",positive you want some coffee ?,neutral "yeah , sure , that ’d be great .",neutral regular or decaf ?,neutral "ah , which ever be close .",neutral okay .,neutral so ask I what I do today .,neutral so what do you do today pete ?,neutral I buy a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef .,positive what ? ! oh .,positive hi .,neutral hey .,neutral where have you be ?,neutral at the vet .,neutral "she be not go to make you wear one of those big plastic cone , be she ?",negative she say Marcel 's hump thing be not a phase . apparently he be reach sexual maturity .,negative hey ! he beat ya .,positive "she say as time go on , he be go to start get agressive and violent .",negative so what do this mean ?,neutral I be go to have to give he up .,negative Aww man ! I can not believe I lock myself out again !,negative hang on buddy !,negative oh my god ! what happen here ? do you do all this ?,positive I sure do .,neutral "but we have not see each other since then . well I land in China , guess who be in charge of the dig .",positive "Julie ! Julie , be not that great ? I mean , be not that just kick- you - in - the - crotch , spit - on - your - neck fantastic ?",positive may I come in ?,neutral "uh , yeah , if you want too .",neutral do,neutral "yeah , sure ?",neutral so do I.,neutral "okay Rach , before anything happen I just want to lay down a couple of ground rule .",neutral this be just about tonight .,neutral "I do not to go through with this if it be go to raise the question of "" Us . """,neutral I just want this to be about what it be !,positive "and um , what - what be that Ross ?",neutral the physical act of love .,positive what ? ! be you crazy ?,positive oh so - so you be not try to entice I just now with your - your nakedness ?,positive "oh God , you see I ? ! oh !",positive you be not try to entice I with your nakedness .,positive "Noo ! ! no ! you think , you actually think I want to have sex with you ? !",negative no ! no ! no ! no - no - no - no .,positive ah Joey .,neutral Joey Tribbiani .,neutral "listen Joey , I get a problem , I just get a call from my dance captain , he be have a relationship crisis and can not get out of Long Island .",neutral "so , do that mean the audition be off ?",negative "listen Joey , see as you have get the most experience , I want you to take these dancer and show they the combination .",neutral what ? !,positive "aw come on Joey , it be easy .",neutral "y'know , it be hand , hand , head , head , up , pas de bouree , pas de bouree , big turn here , grand sissone , sissone , sissone , slide back , step , step , step , and jazz hand !",neutral "it be ah , step - ity , step and jazz hand .",negative have fun .,neutral Bye .,neutral wow ! fortunately she have a,positive "oh , I so can not believe this ! my uterus be an inhospitable environment ? I be try so hard to be a good hostess !",positive "oh , I can not believe my sperm have low motility because , let I tell you , when I be grow up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get place !",positive hi there .,neutral hi .,neutral hi .,neutral I be sorry there be not well news from your test last week but I want to talk to you about your option .,neutral ok .,neutral "above all , even though your chance of conceive through natural mean be not great , you never know !",neutral "so , keep have sex on a regular basis .",neutral "oh , DAMN it !",negative "do not worry , after a while he will tune it out .",neutral "ok , give your situation , the option with the great chance for success would be surrogacy , or insemination use a sperm donor .",neutral ok .,neutral "well , y'know , monogamy can be a , uh , tricky concept . I mean , anthropologically speaking-",neutral "fine . fine , alright , now you will never know .",negative "we be kid . come on , tell we !",positive yeah ! come on !,positive "alright . there be a theory , put forth by Richard Leakey-",neutral "hi , be uh , be Carol here ?",neutral "no , she be at a faculty meeting .",neutral "oh , I uh , just come by to pick up my skull . well , not mine , but ...",neutral come in .,neutral "thank . yeah , Carol borrow it for a class , and I have to get it back to the museum .",neutral what be it look like ?,neutral Kinda like a big face without skin .,neutral "yes , I be familiar with the concept . we can just look for it .",neutral "ok . wow , you guy sure have a lot of book about bein ' a lesbian .",positive "well , you know , you have to take a course . otherwise , they do not let you do it .",neutral "hey , hey , Yertle the Turtle . a classic .",positive "actually , I be read it to the baby .",neutral "the uh , the baby that have not be bear yet ? would not that mean you be ... crazy ?",positive "what , you do not think they can hear sound in there ?",positive "you be not serious , I mean , you really ... you really talk to it ?",positive I have no idea what you just say .,neutral put Joey on the phone .,neutral what be up man ?,neutral I be trppd ... in an ATM vstbl ... wth,negative "oh my god ! he be trap in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre ! Chandler , listen .",positive "yeah , like that thought never enter my mind .",neutral and that be all before 10 o’clock .,neutral the caterer rang and say it be go to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon .,neutral and then the florist phone to say there be n’t any tulip .,neutral "oh , and the chilliest have carpel - tunel syndrome .",neutral "whoa - whoa - whoa ! emily , honey , okay ?",positive "well , up yours too !",negative where ’s Chandler ?,neutral "ah , he can not make it , he say he have to his ... whoa - oh !",positive Joey ? Joey Tribbiani ?,neutral Joey I can see you okay ? you ’re hide behind the coat .,neutral "okay listen , just give I anything I can make two of .",neutral "well , if you do not have anything to copy , why be you go down there ?",neutral "yeah , be you just go down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again ?",negative yeah ! you wanna come ?,positive yeah !,positive fine .,neutral fine .,neutral fine .,neutral all right . we be go to go . it be not for another six hour . we be go to go then .,neutral hey .,neutral what ’s the matter ?,negative someone on the subway lick my neck ! lick my neck ! !,negative oh Willie ’s still alive !,positive what be you guy do ?,neutral "oh , my mom call , they ’re go to run our engagement announcement in the local paper , so we ’re look for a good picture of we .",positive "Oooh , I ’m afraid that do not exist .",neutral "that ’ not true , there be great picture of we !",positive "no , there be great picture of you stand next to a guy who ’s go like this",neutral oh my God ! that ’ the creep that you ’re with at the,positive "I do not know what it be , I just can not take a good picture .",negative "oh , here ’ a great one .",positive "yeah , I ’m not in that .",neutral "I know , but look at I : all tan .",positive "hey , why do n’t you guy go get portrait do by a professional photographer .",neutral that ’ a good idea ! I bet they have one of those wind machine ! y’know,positive "yeah that ’ great ! next to that , Chandler will not look so stupid .",neutral Chandler what do you say ?,neutral "all right , but I should warn you , I ’m not go . I ’m go .",neutral gimme they !,negative no ! they be mine !,negative you stole they from I !,negative you stole they from I ! !,negative gimme they !,negative you just wanna each take one ?,neutral yeah that seem fair . we never use they .,neutral "look , I really need some help , okay ? why ? why do I have to speak in a british accent ? ! what do I do ?",negative well,neutral why do not you phase it out ?,neutral "yeah , fade the accent out and people will think you ’re , y’know , that you ’re adjust to life in America .",negative "yeah , I mean , come on Ross , no one will even notice . I mean they ’re probably not even listen !",neutral they ’re not listen too I ?,positive of course they ’re listen to you ! everybody listen to you .,neutral Monica you really think I should try this phase out thing ?,neutral I think you look fine .,neutral